Although the leveling madman thinks that with the image of a pseudo-mother like Xishan Yu, even if his grandfather is now the head of the Xishan family, his father also has a tendency to become the next head of the family, but it is very likely that he himself will not have the idea of being the head of the Xishan family in the future.
But in case, it's just a small amount of money to buy a lottery ticket, which is quite cost-effective.
Of course, this is also the comfort of the leveling maniac who doesn't want to be wronged, and finds himself a person who can be a Kaizi.
After studying for a while, Nishiyama Yu and Zhongbo did not express much disgust with the content of the peace treaty.
Obviously, Xishan Yu was too young and had no real social experience, and was deceived by those lofty words such as equality and sincerity on paper.
But the old and refined loyal uncle, but a heart of love is all poured into his little master, as long as his little master can progress and develop, the future honor and disgrace of the Xishan family is a matter of his affairs.
Seeing his little master being tortured like this, Uncle Zhong even has a lot of resentment towards the Xishan family who lacks humanistic care, if the little master really takes charge of the Xishan family in the future, and the Xishan family is vassalized by others, then they deserve it.
Anyway, no matter how the situation develops in the future, according to the contract, his little master is an existence with an equal status with the Great Qin Emperor, at least his face is still there.
After signing the contract and pressing the handprint, Ye Feng threw two spirit stones to Xishan Yu quite happily, and said with a smile, "One piece for each person, and then I will do it when I run out." ” "Ahh ” Xishan Yu and Zhongbo have not yet reached the Peiyuan Realm, under normal circumstances, one top-grade spirit stone per person is enough for them to cultivate for many years.
"Shhhhh After Ye Feng took Xishan Yu to a barren grassland, he said with a big grin, "Let's pee here, it is pure and natural, original ecology, it is convenient for yourself, it fertilizes the land, and makes every effort for the prosperity of flowers and plants." ” "What about the big one," Nishiyama Yu said with a puzzled expression.
"Pull it and dig a pit and bury it, old man, where do you pay so much attention" Ye Feng said angrily, pulled out the thing and released the water.
"Little devil, you and I are about the same age, why are you so big and mine so small."
After Xishan Yu tore open his pants, he looked at Ye Feng while releasing water, and said with a strange expression.
This baby's brain seems to be a little wrong Ye Feng said secretly: The size of this thing is very related to whether a man's face is good or not, if the size is wrong, he should hide and pee, and he will be stupid to ask shamelessly, he is really stupid and naïve.
"This physiological development varies from person to person, some people are precocious, such as brother, and some people are slightly slower, just like you."
Ye Feng gave him the popularization of physiology, "But sooner or later, you will eventually mature, that is to say, sooner or later, you will grow as big as your brother." ” When Ye Feng said this, he was secretly proud, and couldn't help but glance at the guy from Xishan Yu "My mom, spicy eyes, spicy eyes" Under the sight of the leveling maniac, his hands shook in a panic, and he almost urinated on his pants, and after hurriedly urinating, he took out a hoe, and immediately started digging a pit on the barren grass.
After digging a pit, dig a ditch, and after digging a ditch, then divert water for half a day, a mystical squatting toilet with automatic flushing was completely formed under the surprising attention of Xishan Yu.
Ye Feng then cut down some bamboo, cut down a tree, and spent another half a day to finally make a toilet that was clean and clean on the inside, and quite primitive on the outside, and close to modern in function.
"You" After Ye Feng finished it, he pointed at Xishan Yudao fiercely, "In the future, all the urine and urine must be pulled there, and you are not allowed to defecate anywhere, otherwise you will be punished for one day at a time."
"What about you," Xishan Yu said with a strange expression.
"The world is big, and my brother still prefers the pure natural big thatched pit."
Ye Feng said as a matter of course.
"Why does Young Master Ben also like the all-natural big thatched pit" Xishan Yu peed outside for the first time in his life, and felt that the air outside was very fresh, and his mood was brighter when he urinated outside, and he already liked the feeling of defecating in the open.
When Ye Feng heard this, he was completely confused, and after hesitating for a long time, he had to say nonsense: "You don't know, although I am working my own now, I can be regarded as fighting a little vanity of honorable status, but my real background is actually a small farmer in the countryside."
We countrymen defecate everywhere, that is our pure and original nature, you are different, you are the most noble young master of the Xishan family, how can you be like us countrymen, defecating everywhere is insulting, it is too insulting" "Hmph, what is insulting, you want to toss me."
Xishan Yu said angrily, "Everyone is a man, and there are no women here, even if there is one, your little girl, it can only be regarded as a talking animal, and it can't be counted."
I prefer to defecate in the open, what can you do with Young Master Ben?"
"Alas, now, I have to tell you with a heavy face that I have discovered a truth about you."
Ye Feng tugged at his head and said with a painful face, "Don't blame me, you forced me, I originally wanted to hide it in my stomach and never say it for the rest of my life."
"What is the truth" Seeing that the little devil said it so solemnly, Xishan Yu was really a little panicked.
"In addition to being a supreme genius in the cultivation world, the third prince of the Celestial Empire, and the first emperor of the Great Qin Empire, there is actually another identity that is easy to be ignored by others, in fact, for brother, it is a more important identity."
Ye Feng said with a sad face, "Brother is still a miracle doctor who can heal the dead and live white bones, after my diagnosis of you just now, you are suffering from an extremely rare strange disease called Wild Wind Contraction. ” "Wild wind shrinks, what's the strange problem," Xishan Yu said with a confused expression.
"That is, your peeing thing, it can't blow the wild wind, and when it blows, it won't grow big."
Ye Feng is serious.
"Cut, I thought it was just this little idea, thank you Ye Daxia for your care, but Young Master Ben still likes to defecate in the open."
Xishan Yuyu was not shocked and said, "For Young Master Ben, this thing is useless except for peeing, a small point is a small one, anyway, Young Master Ben doesn't like women, what does it matter?"
Ah, the leveling madman is completely confused: it turns out that the vast majority of creatures in this world will still follow their own nature, even if they are deceived by false appearances for a while, Lala, it is rare
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