"Young man, the problem that my brother told you is called the shrinkage of the wild wind, not the lack of long wind.
"Ah, it's inconvenient to squat and pee" Xishan Yu immediately panicked, "Aren't you a miracle doctor, can you help me treat it, when this person has three urgencyes, he will inevitably defecate anywhere." ” "It doesn't matter if the wild wind blows once in a while, as long as you don't develop this bad habit."
Ye Feng said seriously, "The prescription for your disease is very simple, you just follow my doctor's instructions and follow it meticulously."
One, you can't defecate in the open, two, you can't let men see you urinating, and three, women can. ” "Why is your recipe so mysterious?"
Nangong Yu said with a puzzled expression.
"Isn't it mysterious, can you call a miracle doctor" Ye Feng said seriously, "The truth is actually very simple, eight words: same-sex rejection, yin and yang complement each other, the man's breath will exclude you smaller and smaller, so small that you can't stand to pee, and the woman's breath has some effect on you, so there is no need to taboo." ” After thinking about it, Xishan Yu felt that although this truth was mysterious, there was also a little truth, so he asked again: "Then how long will this recipe last?"
” "I'll ask your grandfather when I get home."
The leveling maniac was inexplicable, so he exhaled angrily, "That's his pot, not my brother's, do you understand?"
After Xishan Yu nodded with a confused expression, Ye Feng finally breathed a sigh of relief: I am always too soft-hearted, and my heart is too soft, he is taken advantage of by others and takes care of me, the old goods of the Xishan family, it is really a pervert After solving Xishan Yu's troubles, Ye Feng was stuffed into the cultivation room, ready to re-discipline the great cause of leveling.
But as soon as he thought of leveling, the leveling madman secretly screamed badly, he also needed one of the most critical medicinal materials to refine the Yuan Shen Pill of the Immortal Realm, the blood of the dragon snake.
But there are two immortal masters guarding outside, and one of them is still a super monster who can use him as a fly swatter at any time.
What can I do about this, alas, the road of the strong, it is really dangerous step by step, and I fight "Idiot, you" Hong Jiugong appeared again, "There are ready-made medicinal materials that you don't need, you are stupid to go out and die, other people's brains are more and more shrewd, why are you still practicing more and more atavistic and stupid into a pig" "You are a pig, your entire family ancestor is a pig for eighteen generations" Ye Feng immediately said angrily, "You have bad intentions towards my daughter, this mad demon officially announced that you have evolved into a monster" Of course, the leveling madman who said what kind of medicinal herbs he said knew in his heart, but the medicinal materials have now become his family's daughter, and this old monster actually encouraged the leveling madman who was full of love to mutilate his own infants "If you have a kind of you, you will come in and cut the monster, the old man is waiting for you in your head" Hong Jiugong said with a disdainful face, "Doudou was deceived by you and let out so much blood, why don't you feel distressed, as soon as you bump into your own daughter and become a cheap father, you will be hypocritical when your love is overflowing, hum, hypocrite" "Old monster, can Doudou be compared to ugly" Ye Feng said angrily, "Doudou was so angry that he could pester me all day without sleeping, and he was bleeding her, which was helping her lower blood pressure, and by the way, curing her childhood hyperactivity."
But how old is Ugly Ugly, she's just a baby who has just evolved into a baby, and Ben Daddy is still worried that she will be malnourished, how can he bleed her?"
"Idiot, how cute other people's daughters are, but your daughters are an ugly little reptile" Hong Jiugong glared at him and said, "But she has evolved into a demon, demon, that is the name of enchantment, she is born to represent the beauty of superiority, and the demon baby is the best among the cute treasures."
But why is your demon baby still an ugly little reptile, have you thought about why?"
"Why" When Ye Feng heard this, he felt that the old monster's words made a lot of sense, so he asked shamelessly.
"That's because" In fact, the old furnace monster who has lived to a dog for a long time, and he doesn't understand, after a spin in his head, he said nonsense, "That's because your daughter's current blood is mixed with too much filthy and inferior dragon qi on Dragon Snake Island, and if you don't purify all her blood and qi, she will only be an ugly little reptile for the rest of her life."
The best way to purify the blood qi, of course, is to directly exchange blood, and you have to let blood when you exchange blood, and after you have refined all the Yuan Shen Dan of the Immortal Realm, your daughter's blood should be almost exchanged, and then the new blood in her body will be all the heavenly dragon qi of your breastfeeding, and she will be able to evolve into the best cute baby in minutes.
Young man, you should treat the disease as soon as possible, and the beauty should be as young as possible, and when she is older, this demon body is given a shape, then it will be too late to regret everything, you can't delay your daughter's beautiful future because of the benevolence of the overflowing woman."
When Ye Feng heard this, he was immediately excited, if there is really an old man in the family, if there is a treasure, this old monster really deserves to have lived far beyond the age of antiques, this farsightedness, it is really not what I, a teenager who has been an otaku for three lifetimes, can look forward to.
"Ugly, Dad will tell you a story, okay" Ye Feng immediately looked at the baby girl who was sucking his fingers as a toy with a smile on his face.
"Okay, good" Chouchou immediately stopped the boring game of "yunxi" dad's fingers and said happily.
"Once upon a time, there was a mother duck who played with a flock of ducklings, but there was an ugly duckling, but she was very unhappy because she was so ugly, and her brothers and sisters loved to bully her After changing the ugly duck blood, the ugly duckling finally gave birth to its own, the cleanest, most beautiful and pure blood, so the ugly duckling became the most beautiful white swan in the blink of an eye, opened a pair of the most beautiful wings, and flew freely in the blue sky.
Her brothers and sisters, all in a look of envy, lowered their proud duck necks, and never dared to bully the ugly ducklings who had become the most beautiful and beautiful white swans. ” After listening to the story, "Daddy, Dad" immediately shouted with a wistful face, "Change blood, ugly and ugly want to exchange blood" Everyone has a love for beauty, and babies are no exception.
With a whoosh, Ye Feng took out a long-lost big needle copper, and said with a smile, "Okay, Dad, I'll help Ugly and Ugly exchange blood, so that my ugly family can quickly become the most beautiful and beautiful cute baby." ” But as soon as Ugly Ugly saw the extra-large syringe, he immediately flinched: "Dad, the blood-changing monster is too terrible, Ugly and ugly don't exchange blood" It is the nature of babies and young children to be afraid of injections, and demon babies are no exception.
The leveling madman was immediately stunned, and after being blindsided for a long time, he raised the needle and stabbed it towards his arm.
"Look, it's not a monster, it's just a magic weapon refined by my father and specially used to help Ugly Exchange Blood and Beauty."
Ye Feng held up the extra-large syringe that had drawn most of the blood, and said with a smile, "Look, it doesn't hurt at all, Dad didn't lie to you." ” "Change blood for blood, dad help the ugly and ugly for blood" There is no doubt that words and deeds will always be the most powerful artifact for educating children
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