In the lonely and difficult days of the ancient forest, Yue Lao's only spiritual sustenance was to constantly recall his happy childhood.
But now after being forced out of his head by the young master, Yue Lao even lost his luxurious childhood.
"Why, why, why" Ye Feng looked at the old man who was constantly roaring and the aura on his body was rising one by one, wondering if he had opened the Pandora's box that should not be opened.
With a whoosh, a streamer of light rushed into the sky, and Ye Feng's old housekeeper, Yue Lao, suddenly turned into a superman, said goodbye, and flew away A thunderbolt was actually six colors, traversing the east and west, and was particularly dazzling.
"It's broken, someone has broken through to the last realm" In the Yin Yang Gate, Yin Yang Ming said with a regretful face, "I don't know if it's the Fang Zheng of the Immortal Sword Sect, or Sun Qitian of Qi Tianbao" "It's broken, someone has broken through to the last realm before me," a voice said, "I don't know if it's the Yin Yang Ming of the Yin and Yang Gate, or the Fang Zheng of the Immortal Sword Sect."
"It's broken, finally someone walked in front of the old man, and he broke through to the last realm," a voice said, "I don't know if it's the Yin and Yang Ming of the Yin and Yang Gate, or Sun Qitian of Qi Tianbao, or the strange people we don't know, hidden in the world."
"Dad, Dad, Grandpa Yue, why don't you come to tell stories to Ugly."
Early in the morning, the ugly ugly was wrapped around Xiao Tiantian's neck, and the two couldn't wait to listen to Yue Lao's routine story to them.
Yue Lao, who has lived for 9.5 million years, is far from being able to compare with Ye Feng, who can only plagiarize half a bucket of water, since Yue Lao began to tell them stories, the two of them have become more and more affectionate to Yue Lao, and now they are so intimate that they are called Grandpa Yue when they open their mouths.
When Ye Feng heard this, he didn't know how to answer, when the door of Yue Lao's room rang, and someone opened it from the inside.
"Heavenly King Cover Earth Tiger" Ye Feng secretly pinched himself, and said with a very serious expression.
"Pagoda Town River Demon" After hearing this spoof joint code, Ye Feng suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, he was almost paralyzed by fright just now.
There is no way, since last night, Yue Lao's inexplicable aura rose sharply, rising until he turned into a flying man and flew away, Ye Feng really couldn't tell whether the person in front of him was Yue Lao, or whether he was the Yin Yang of the Yin and Yang Sect Master of their family's Xiao Tiantian with bad intentions.
If this person is really Yue Lao's elder brother Yin Yang Ming, Ye Feng estimates that he will be wiped out before he has time to pinch the trick, and with Yin Yang Ming's ruthlessness towards his brother, not only Xiao Tiantian, I am afraid that his whole family will ascend to heaven directly, and it will definitely not be the kind of god who becomes a god.
Fortunately, Ye Feng, who is now very careful in his head, had already made this strange joint code with Yue Lao just in case.
"After the old man recovered his body last night, he was a little too excited, and he was afraid of arguing with the young master, so he went to the barren mountain alone and roared, which made the young master worried."
Yue Lao looked at Ye Feng and said apologetically.
"Don't worry about it, don't worry about it, oh no, it should be quite concerned, respect for the old and the virtuous, of course, it's really a boy's business."
Ye Feng was incoherent, and immediately moved a big bench and personally served Yue Lao to sit down, no way, with the unadulterated momentum of Yue Lao yesterday, not to mention the world's masters, at least they are all considered masters, and if they go out to fight monsters in the future, if they can rely on the masters to make a move, that scene is so beautiful to think about.
After Yue Lao sat down with a smile, he began to routinely tell stories to the ugly two.
One day, it just went by in a flash.
On the third day of the first day of November, it finally came, and the god of war of the inner gate of the god of war was beaten, and it was full of people early in the morning.
No way, it's not because of Ye Feng, but because Lu Bu's fame is too great.
Lu Buqi, before he bumped into Ye Feng, the Heavenly Demon Lone Star, was actually a pretty good knight, regardless of whether he was high or low, in fact, he had really helped many, many people, and done many, many good things, and most of the inner disciples respected him quite much.
"Senior Brother Lu, come on Senior Brother Lu, come on" Under the god of war, the banner of Lu Zi was waved in the wind, and the shouts of cheering for Senior Brother Lu were deafening.
"Ye Feng villain, Doudou stupid" One person suddenly shook his arms and shouted: "Kill the villain Ye Feng and destroy the stupid Dandoudou" "Kill the villain Ye Feng and eliminate the stupid Doudou" The manic cry shook the ugly ugly who was pulling a small flag with his two little short legs, and almost fell off the neck of the old hen.
At this time, an inner genius stepped on a big bench and sang loudly: "In the past, there was a villain named Ye Feng, who was despicable and shameless in stealing military exploits; Silly Doudou is an accomplice, and he abducted and deceived Jian Qixun" Everyone immediately sang along, and for a while, the God of War was surrounded by elegant songs that accused Ye Feng and the others of their character.
In the ugliness of anger, after rolling his eyes, he suddenly took out a king-size super tweeter and let the little slave girl Hei Beibei lie on the ground and hold it on her back, and sang loudly at the loudspeaker, but the song she sang had nothing to do with the duel atmosphere of the God of War, and it was extremely absurd and strange.
"The first thing I say when I wake up every day, cheer myself up first Every time you eat an extra grain of rice, say you're sorry The magic mirror looks at me, where is my collarbone Beautiful, I want to be beautiful, I want to become a heartthrob" As soon as this extraordinarily cheerful and weird, fast-paced, crisp and beautiful strange song was released, the audience suddenly had no intention of appreciating the song of the spring and white snow-style crusade, and they were all discussing this strange song.
"It's so good, it turns out that this song can still be sung like this" "This song is so funny, the singing is even funnier, such an ugly little reptile is so beautiful, and I want to become a heartthrob" The voice of the Lubu cheerleading team's crusade against the text was completely extinguished by the ugly and unreasonable cards.
In a corner, a young man with a square face smiled at a young man with a red face: "Yes, this little reptile of their family is really good, if it can be cultivated well, it is not impossible for our Immortal Sword Sect to cultivate a Zhenzong Beast King in the future." ” The young man with a red face smiled and said: "It's just a little too shameless, ugly like this and claiming to be beautiful, but also to become a heartthrob, it's too funny to be self-aware." ” "Senior brother, don't look at things from a human perspective."
The square-faced young man smiled, "From the perspective of their reptiles, maybe its appearance is really beautiful."
When the red-faced young man heard this, he was stunned, and his face suddenly became extremely stunned: Incredible, too incredible, since the little junior sister got married, I haven't seen the senior brother smile for many years, but since Ye Feng and the others won the class teacher and may inherit the mantle of the two of us, the senior brother has become more and more smiling these days "Senior brother must have slowly fallen in love with these two little boys, I'm afraid even he doesn't know it."
“ose，ose I'm going to be a heartthrob ose，ose” "Big brother, what does this-like mean, why did this lyrics suddenly become so dirty" "It shouldn't mean, it's probably a kind of beast language
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