"In order to become a small waist, I take a breath every day In order to put on a bikini, eat grass and eat salad essence It's hard to give up your natural beauty, but it's a pity that you don't get tired of eating anything Work hard, I want to work hard, I want to become a heartthrob" When singing until the natural beauty is difficult to give up, the audience stared at the ugly and vomited collectively "Alas, she is even more narcissistic than the original senior sister.
"Alas, yes, at the beginning, the senior sister did pull people's ears at every turn, and she was still the kind of desperate pain that hurts and hurts, who can stand her."
A square-faced young man, with a sweet aftertaste, "Alas, now I can't look forward to being pulled by her ears again, if my life can stay forever in my youth, how beautiful it would be." ” "Calories Calories" "Calories, calories", the audience was so attracted by this strange song that they collectively roared.
"Who defeated the barbarian ancients, who defended Immortal Sword City Through the ancient forest, the divine soldiers descended from the sky to seize the sword water" Ugly Ugly unknowingly, the lyrics were changed, and the audience who were crazy continued to sing along collectively "Conquer the Barbarian Dragon Ridge in the east and west, and force the ancient city to surrender It's him, it's actually him, it's him, it's his big hero Big Heroes, Big Heroes, Big Heroes Big Heroes, Big Heroes, Big Heroes Big Heroes, Big Heroes, Big Heroes Big Heroes, Big Heroes, Big Heroes Big Hero Ye Feng Doudou" "Big Hero Ye Feng Doudou" The audience collectively roared, at this time everyone had already remembered that everyone could happily watch the game here, all relying on the divine soldiers to descend from the sky to raid Jianshui Pass, and then go east and west, and converge with the marshal Li Qing to finally fight the Barbarian Ancient Plains, and defeated the last main force of the Barbarian ancients in a battle, forcing the Barbarian people to sign the legendary deputy marshal Ye Feng and Situ Xun of the alliance under the city.
Otherwise, according to the situation at that time, the Immortal Sword Sect was already mobilizing the inner disciples, preparing to let everyone go to the Barbarian Ancient Plateau in winter, and I don't know if there would be any life to come back alive and continue to be a high-ranking inner disciple.
And what did Senior Brother Lu do, except for losing the crucial Sword Water Pass, which almost caused the entire army of the Autumn Expedition to be wiped out, he didn't do anything.
The popularity of Ye Feng's family finally returned to normal, and no one in the audience dared to raise their arms anymore and shouted "Kill the villain Ye Feng, kill the stupid Doudou".
There is no way, people are a kind of rational animals who drink water and think of the source, and shouting this kind of slogan again, most of the spectators who can watch the game happily on the spot will be ashamed of themselves.
"This little reptile of their family, the demagogic means, the ability to reverse the world, I'm afraid even the heroes are ashamed of themselves, there is really a king's atmosphere" The red-faced young man said, "It's a pity, why is it just a small reptile, if it can be more advanced, maybe it can also fade the beast body, evolve the Dao body, and become an authentic immortal, it's a pity that it is born with intelligence." ” "Heroes don't ask about their origins."
The young man with a square face said, "The ancestral dragon that shook the heavens back then was not evolved from an earthworm, and the reptile was much stronger than the foundation of the earthworm."
Knock knock The war drums were beating, the red flag was unfurling, and it was noon, and the agreed time for the duel had arrived.
"Come on, big brother, come on, big brother" The popularity of Lubu is still as strong as ever.
"Kill the villain Ye Feng, kill the stupid egg Doudou" One person took advantage of the situation and screamed, but no one in the audience responded.
"Be quiet, everyone be quiet" After Lu Bu took the lead on stage, he looked at the audience and said loudly, "First of all, I want to state one thing, the rumors about Ye Feng and Situ Xun outside in the past few days are not my doing.
And I can also prove that the rumors are all rumors, but" When Lu Bu said this, he glared at Ye Feng, who had not yet come to power, with an extremely resentful face, and said, "The reason why I, Lu Bu, fell into such a field, is indeed due to him This battle is purely a personal grudge between me and Ye Feng, I will kill this fang and hate myself."
When the square-faced young man in the audience heard this, he immediately said: "Quickly pass on my decree to the torture hall, the internal affairs department has made a mistake in the investigation, pardon Lu Bu's capital crime, and punish him as a slave for 10,000 years according to the law."
When the old man with a red face heard this, he said loudly: "Although this Lu Bu is plain and good-natured, but looking at his last words, it is obvious that he is too narrow-minded, and he has been radicalized into demons, and he is hopeless."
"It is precisely because he said the latter sentence that he was demoted to the Zongnu for ten thousand years."
The square-faced young man said, "Otherwise, you just need to be demoted to an ordinary disciple, Bima Yanagi Jitan will be so mad that he will take refuge in the orcs who think they eat people, this kind of appalling act is really not predictable by normal thinking, he is really unintentional."
His nature is not bad, but his life is too smooth, and his state of mind has not been tempered at all, if he can survive this 10,000 years of slavery and wake up, he can be regarded as a rare supreme genius, after all, freaks like Ye Feng and Doudou in this world are too rare, and we in the Immortal Sword Sect can't waste talents too much. ” "But what if he is killed by Ye Feng," said the red-faced old man.
"That's what he deserves," said the square-faced young man with a ruthless face, "Throughout the ages, how many days have my Immortal Sword Sect been so proud that he has died young, and it is enough to give him a chance to give a fool like him a chance to live."
If Ye Feng doesn't kill him, then he will have a bit of a woman's kindness, which is really a big regret for my Immortal Sword Sect. ” When the red-faced young man heard this, he suddenly looked confused: It is you who said that he is cruel and tyrannical, and it is also you who is worried about the benevolence of his woman, senior brother, what kind of paste is hidden in your head, is it that you have been practicing too hard recently, and you are a little demonic "Idiot" After listening to Lu Bu's last sentence, Ye Feng, who had just regained a good impression of Lu Bu, made a judgment for his opponent that his IQ was extremely underdeveloped, and then strode onto the God of War Ring with the wind and rain sword on his shoulder.
"Ye Feng, the reason why I, Lu Bu, have fallen to this mortal field today is all thanks to you."
Lu Bu glared at Ye Feng and said loudly, "You are very beautiful now, right, but don't be too angry, the upper elite in this inner gate, there are so many people who want to kill you, even if I miss and fail to kill you today, your life will not be easy."
It's just that you are too good at choosing a place, and you actually chose a pseudo-god mountain with a pseudo-divine vein that is already well-known to everyone Those people all want your whole family to die, so as to rob your family's pseudo-god mountain, do you understand that this is called the puff is not guilty, and he is guilty" Speaking of this, Lu Bu took out an elixir the size of a bird's egg and said: "This is the so-called Hercules Pill they gave me, saying that as long as I kill you, I can be kept safe and sound."
But I, Lu Bu, am not an idiot, how can I believe the nonsense of such an insidious villain, I know that I have no way out, but I, Lu Bu, will definitely drag you to my funeral, and avenge myself for myself":