"What a funny little guy," Tita's eyes lit up.
Post-match press conference.
"Football is round, anything can happen on the ball, including stepping on a banana peel, that's football" Pep Guardiola said with a dark face, "If it weren't for that banana peel, Dr.
Yip's non-threatening long-range shot would not have scored, and if it wasn't for that goal that sparked the mentality of our players, our goalkeepers would not have run outside the penalty area to wait for the result of the last attack."
If we can get into extra time, with our attacking power, I believe that it will be our Manchester City team that will advance in the end.
But God is not on our side today, and that's the truth of the matter. ” "Then what do you think of Dr.
Ye's last shot," the reporter asked again, "Judging from Dr.
Ye's last shot, he still has quite a strong attack, if it really goes to extra time, Manchester City may not be able to win."
"Illusion, that's just an illusion."
Pep Guardiola affirmed, "Obviously, it was the unexpected goal that made Dr.
Ye excited, allowing him to stimulate the last trace of potential in a short period of time."
This is just a very normal physiological phenomenon, just like a toad in a pan of oil can burst out with a last jump when it is scorched, just like a rooster can pounce after being decapitated to complete its last circle; But this phenomenon is only an illusion for a moment, it can only stay for a few seconds, and then it will completely drain the vitality of energy tossing and turn into a dead chicken and a dead toad This can be seen from the fact that Dr.
Ye collapsed to the ground after ejaculating, and finally had to be carried out of the field on a stretcher.
Here, I have to say that the fragile defence of the Valladolid team forced Dr.
Ye to spend all his energy on defense, which was a most extravagant waste.
Valladolid will have to strengthen their defence if they are to continue to make a difference next season, and football will always be a team sport of eleven, not one man. ” "Front, wait" After the game, when the leveling maniac was about to take his friends home, the big fat man Ronaldo pulled him to a corner and said nervously: "Do you want to make a big windfall?"
When Ye Feng heard this, he suddenly said with a strange face: "What good way do you have?"
"It's a very easy way."
Ronaldo said, "Just change our contract from the previous one-year contract to a five-year extension, and then set a 5-year liquidated damages." ” "What" The leveling madman who heard the song and knew the meaning of the elegance immediately said, "Why don't you want to do how much I do?"
"I've been playing football since I can remember, and I've long been tired of it, I thought that getting a club could make up for some of the family, but who knows that it is losing money every year, if you don't catch you like a blind cat catching a mouse this season, you will lose to your grandmother's house."
Ronaldo said, "Your contract is signed once a year, and those sponsors have decided that you can't stay in our team for a long time, and you can't get decent sponsorship at all, so you can only earn a little broadcast fee in the Champions League.
Get a vote and leave, this is the way smart people do, as long as someone is willing to spend liquidated damages to buy you away, you can go, I only need 200 million, and the remaining 300 million will be yours, how about it" "Deal" The leveling maniac doesn't want to play in the Valladolid team anymore, the home team is small and there are few fans, and they are not pious and stingy, and there are few away from home to cheer for the dedication and worship of the leveling maniac.
Of course, now it is a leveling madman who is worried about a lot of money and doesn't know how to spend it, not a leveling maniac who is worried about not having money to spend, and it is not greedy for the transfer commission of 300 million euros, but the leveling maniac who is vain and arrogant, either he will not transfer, and if he wants to transfer, he must transfer himself to the highest value in history.
It's just that this big fat man, who is particularly profiteer-picking, didn't spend a penny when he bought himself, and he wanted him to sell himself at a sky-high price and took the lion's share, that is, he sold himself, not being sold by others like a pig.
On May 20, Valladolid played their last league game of the season, with 114 points and a winning record.
Ye Feng's La Liga goals this season have been 165; It's nowhere near enough to convince Bigmouth Peake.
The World Cup qualifiers have been played three rounds so far, and the Huáguo team is proud of the standings with a winning record, Ye Feng is at the top of the list with 20 goals, and Li Yun is in second place with 10 goals.
After Li Daniu hinted several times that he would give up the opportunity to better talents, the relevant leaders of the national team heard the song and knew the meaning, and after Li Daniu sponsored an additional $10 million, the special terms of the goal sponsorship signed between the national team and Li Daniu were canceled in advance.
Now it is changed to Li Yunjin's goal award, the Football Association awarded him a goal award of 50,000 yuan, although it is just a little drizzle for Li Yun, who is now making a lot of money in the Premier League, but he finally got rid of the strange behavior of scoring goals for others and spending a lot of money to buy them himself.
On May 25, at the Camp Nou, the final of the Copa del Rey between Valladolid and Barcelona is about to start.
Pre-match press conference.
"Pique, Dr.
Yip's total goals in La Liga this season is only 165, far below the 228 you requested, congratulations on winning the dignity of not having to convince Dr.
Ye."
The reporter looked amused, put the microphone into Pique's mouth, and asked, "Do you have the confidence to lead the Barcelona team to break the myth of Valladolid's total victory this season, and take away the Copa del Rey this season from Dr.
Ye's mouth?"
"That's a must" Pique said confidently, "Judging from his performance in the second half of the season, he has obviously degenerated from a goal-scoring maniac to an ordinary star, of course, his level is still clearly higher than most players, only a little lower than our Messi." ” Messi next to him instantly blushed with shame: Boss, people scored 165, I only scored 35, and the number of assists was 35, and I only had 15, how could it be that people were a little lower than me and too much nonsense is irony, okay, I don't seem to have offended you recently "Can you predict that Barcelona will beat Valladolid by a few goals," the reporter asked with a smile.
"Football is round, anything can happen."
Pique obviously learned the lesson of the last time he was beaten because of his big mouth, and Real Madrid cheated Belisco to predict the score, so he said extremely modestly, "What I just said is just the confidence that a player should have, not predicting the result, I repeat, football is round, anything can happen." ” Pique's unexpected modesty made the reporter, who had not been able to get satisfactory news material, turn his gun on a selected spare tire: "Can you tell me how confident you can score a few goals for the Valladolid team led by Dr.
Ye in the Copa del Rey final":