"As for the kind of doufuzh defense of Valladolid, they are lucky, I have been recovering from injuries twice in the league" The unruly Dembele shrugged his shoulders and said, "According to the Oriental saying: if you don't play a hat trick this time, I won't be surnamed Deng."
Ahh Forget it, the injured injury, the old one, if he is withdrawn, he will have to play a defensive counterattack, this is not the style of our Barcelona team.
Besides, Dr.
Yip's recent performance doesn't seem to be so bad, and he relied on bumpy shit luck to win against Manchester City a few days ago Force the game to start.
"The starting list of the Barcelona team is that the dog has scored, and it was only the fifth second of the opening game, and today's defense with Dembele, who played as active as chicken blood, used a fish leap to clear the siege, and the pass of Dr.
Ye to the left 45 degrees oblique long pass, into his own goal Dembele broke the record for the fastest own goal in football history" Two minutes later.
"Dog Dembele scored again, let's take a closer look at the big screen replay, the Valladolid team played a tactical angle, and after a quick pass with two feet, the ball quickly passed to Dr.
Ye.
Dr.
Ye immediately swept a Shaolin kung fu-style sweeping leg but the ball went straight to the right post at least three meters away.
I don't know if he wanted to stop the football that was about to shoot out of the bottom line to play Valladolid for a quick counterattack, or if he bought a lottery ticket for Valladolid to win today As a result, the football that ran to the bottom line at high speed was blocked by Dembele's right leg, blocking a V-shaped refraction, and shot a high-quality right post dead corner, which made the goalkeeper of the Barcelona team unable to reach the whip, and the post whistled and hammered the left post of the goal.
The game only played two minutes and ten seconds, Dembele has already scored twice, it seems that Dembele's ball luck today is very prosperous, but Dembele obviously burned the wrong person's high incense before going out today, this ball was not prosperous in the opposite direction, all of them were prosperous into their own goals" "Xiao Dengzi, your luck seems to be a little bad today."
Messi walked up to Dembele's classmate, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't get close to your own forbidden area, understand" After a brief celebration by Valladolid, Barcelona kicked off in the centre circle and the game resumed After gritting his teeth on the sidelines, the coach of the Barcelona team made a substitution gesture in less than 5 minutes after the opening, under the 11th and on the 12th.
The Dembele classmates on the field were stunned for a moment, and then stunned "Oh my God, what happened on the pitch Barcelona No.11 Dembele, who actually rushed up and shook the ball from the feet of his defender, then turned and shot the ball into his own goal, completing his own hat-trick Oh my God, Dembele finished Dembele, a young talent who has always been known for his psychological fragility, and after scoring two own goals in a row, he was absolutely mentally broken in the huge blow and humiliation of the manager who was about to replace him in less than five minutes" The Barcelona players on the field were collectively stunned After Dembele's goal, he didn't say a word, closed his lips tightly, and walked straight off the pitch and out of the Camp Nou force The game was over, the score on the field was 7:0, after Dembele's own hat trick, Valladolid No. 10 Dr.
Ye stood directly in front of his own door as a goalkeeper, and then kicked his head to assist the goalkeeper, and rejected Messi, Coutinho, Suarez and others with 18 overhead kicks, and saw the opportunity to complete his senior with four long-distance running.
Dr.
Yip's god-like performance quelled Yun's crusade against Dembele's madness, and people realized that in the face of Dr.
Yip, who was in a state of madness, it would be no different with or without Dembele's own hat.
And Dembele's first two own goals are completely unavoidable bad luck, as for the third, it is more due to the humiliating ciji of the Barcelona coach who replaced the main striker in less than 5 minutes in the opening game, as we all know, the psychological quality of young players has been criticized, and Dembele is one of their representatives.
Under the huge blow of two oolongs in the opening two minutes and ten seconds, and the humiliating ciji who was replaced in less than five minutes of the opening game, it is strange if he does not go crazy, who is to blame On June 3, at the Bernabeu Stadium, the world-renowned Champions League final is about to start here, and the two sides are Valladolid vs Bayern Munihe.
Pre-match press conference.
Bayern manager: "We will try to win" Dr.
Yip: "I am not a roundworm in God's belly, anything is possible" The forcing game began.
The game is over.
The result of the match was a narrow 1-0 victory over Bayern Munihe.
At the beginning of the game, Bayern used foul tactics frantically, and the two sides fell into a quagmire of physical entanglement, resulting in the world-renowned Champions League final almost failed to complete a smooth attack, everyone watched the collective drowsy, and the referee issued a total of 29 yellow cards and four red cards.
There were only 22 people playing in this game, so why did the referee fail the primary school math with 29 yellow cards and four red cards A total of 28 players from 22 starters and three substitutes from each side competed in the Champions League final, with 27 of them awarded.
The head coaches of both sides were also overly emotional, and were given two yellow cards by the referee, with a total of 29 people getting cards.
That's not right, 29433, who is the extra four cards?
Alas, two of the red cards turned yellow to red, occupying four yellow cards, that is, a total of two direct red cards, 29 yellow cards, of which 29 yellow cards were obtained by 27 people, plus two direct red cards, a total of 29 people were awarded.
This skirmish ran through the whole game, and there was absolutely no big conflict, the most ugly Champions League final in history, including the goalkeepers and managers of both sides, except for Dr.
Ye who had to be cleared, the rest of the people were rewarded with red and yellow cards, creating a historical record of red and yellow cards issued in a single game in the history of the Champions League and even European competition.
The only highlight of the game was that two seconds before the end, when Valladolid sent the last corner of the game, Dr.
Ye used the great power of his life's milk, carried two Bayern players who hugged him, and pulled onions on dry land to push the ball into the goal of the Bayern team, completing the final stunner.
At that moment, the surging spiritual worship power of the sea poured into his body, helping him rush to the sixth-fold ninth-order peak of the real human realm in one fell swoop, making the level-leveling madman stand on the field and raise his fist and giggle for a full ten minutes
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