Ye Feng took a closer look, but saw that after the green willow branch gently patted Doudou's little buttocks, Doudou's whole body was trembling sharply and frequently in every pore of his body in an extraordinarily high howl God, it is impossible for acting skills to be precise to the realism of physiological performance, Doudou is really painful, and it is the kind that hurts the heart and heartbreaks.
Ye Feng's scalp suddenly couldn't help but be stunned on every hair hole: cruel, the master's old man's methods of teaching people are too cruel, Doudou is only a five-and-a-half-year-old girl. syllable "Ahh syllable "Ahh The whole family couldn't help but close their eyes and cover their ears, and they couldn't bear to look at or hear about Doudou's extremely miserable situation.
"Stupid girl, I thought you were so capable, you only fainted after three small strokes, shame" A large basin of ice water was poured on it, and Doudou, who was soaked all over, finally woke up.
"Spare your life, Master spare your life, Doudou will never dare anymore" Doudou, who had just woken up, was extremely frightened and shouted for mercy, and his whole body shrank like a small quail, and finally shrunk into a standard small ball of meat.
"The last time I was hungry for a month, I didn't get rid of your stomach full of feces, so that later it was blocked, and it accumulated more and more, resulting in being poured into the head full of, making the delusion of deceiving the teacher and destroying the ancestors, if it weren't for your youth and ignorance, I would have slapped you back into your mother's womb to be a baby again.
This time, I'll have to starve for at least three years."
After a while, Doudou, who was locked in a bird cage and hung on a big tree for hungry food, no longer cried or made trouble, let alone shouted to kill anyone and the whole family, and silently resigned himself to fate.
"Ye Feng, you little evil obstacle was eunuched for 5,000 years last time, but you are still as crazy as ever, so crazy that you take a group of little children to dominate the heavens, and you don't have the slightest bit of masculinity This time, you have to think about your arrogant life in the reincarnation world with three whole broken reincarnations, and see if you can think about some modest truths."
With a flick of his hand, a small mirror appeared in his hand.
"I haven't seen my nurse for a few years, I really miss it" Jingjing directly stretched her little mouth bigger than the big cave, and swallowed Ye Feng, the big nurse in her mind, in one bite.
After "Xiao Tiantian" finished dealing with Ye Feng, Tian Yan looked at Xiao Tiantian with a kind face.
"I don't want injections, I don't want injections" Xiao Tiantian immediately picked up her two little short legs and fled like a windmill.
"Toast and don't eat and drink," Tianyan said angrily, "This time you will be spanked for three years" After a while, Xiao Tiantian, whose little buttocks were tied directly to the beehive, cried so much that she was heartbreaking.
"You, jump in on your own" Tianzhu unveiled a transparent big steamer, stared at the ugly, and said fiercely, "It will be steamed for three years" With a whoosh, a frightened ugly ugly face, it automatically bounced into the big steamer.
"You, get in on your own" Tianyan opened the small door under the boiler, glared at Nezha, and said fiercely, "The jade test will be burned for three years, do you understand?"
Little Nezha, who was trembling all over, was so frightened that he crawled and crawled into the small burning door under the boiler.
"You two, get into your own gourd, and then roll into the pit yourself, and the master will kindly help you bury it for free."
Tian Yan stared at the red bean mung bean that was frightened and his face was blue, and said fiercely, "This time it is not a fast-growing wood that is not useful in cultivation, it will grow for three years." ” Red and green Erdou was so frightened that he immediately got into the gourd, and in the panic, the two gourds actually rolled into the same pit that had been dug a long time ago, and the sky was stunned, intending to take out a gourd, but after thinking about it, he said: "Life is also lucky, why force it, I don't realize that these two children have such a great creation, why should I need to worry about the taboo of full profit and loss" After filling in the pit, Celestial Remnant throws Fluttershy a glass marble and says, "Go in, eat all the contents in three years, and then take the cocoon to the teacher, which is considered to be your own cultivation fee." ” When Fluttershy listens, she glances into the marble, and immediately sinks into it with a very happy face "Last time I was in a hurry, I only taught you roughly for a month, and being a teacher is really a bit of a misunderstanding, and it is a teacher in vain."
After dealing with Fluttershy, he looked at Long Xia, Long Yu, and Li Mochou, and said with a guilty face, "It's okay now, I have three years to educate you as a teacher.
In addition, the part-time job after school is still the same, whether Zilong Zifeng can grow healthily and vigorously depends on the efforts of the three of you in your spare time. ” Shi Ling on the side has been watching coldly, and Tian Yan has always pretended that she doesn't exist, and has not said anything to her.
Three years passed in a flash, and the leveling madman who was kicked out of the division again, his heart was stunned, and he said to Doudou: "We have to think of a good way to go up to heaven next time, don't let the old man master catch him again." ” There is no way, Ye Feng has been in the reincarnation realm for three whole eras, and he has been a beggar in the era of apocalypse, a turtle prince in the era of apocalypse, and a dog slave in the era of apocalypse, all of which belong to the kind that has no hope and no room to turn over.
Although he knew that the master had far-reaching intentions and was helping them make up for their shortcomings, the purpose of leveling up and fighting monsters with the whole family was to enjoy life and regard it as the best entertainment and leisure.
But if leisure is so bad that you need to masochistic life, won't you become a self-inflicted idiot and pervert Ye Feng has no noble revolutionary sentiments, no noble spirit of salvation, and no immortal ambition, all his purposes are just to find his family and bring his family to live happily every day.
With the Heaven Slaying Sword in his hand, he believed that this purpose could be easily achieved, so he was very disgusted and disgusted by the old man's cultivation of the old master and the whole family.
This is like a parent forcing the child's head to fight against Peking University in order for the child to be able to have a beautiful wife and a beautiful concubine and a BMW fragrant car in the future, but the child's own ideal is to follow the Ah Hua of the next door to herd cattle for the rest of his life "It's better to be like this next time," Doudou suddenly said cleverly, "Brother Feng directly turned into a toad and then ascended to heaven, with our innate spirit transformation skills, as long as we take the opportunity to succeed, even if the bad old man is a legendary saint, he won't be able to catch us." ” Yes, this method is good, this method is wonderful, Doudou's brain really opened up this time, but Ye Feng thought about it and said, "Becoming a toad is too damaging to the image of the parents, how about becoming a tiger":