"Okay, okay, two tigers, two tigers, run fast, one has no tail and the other has no ears, it's weird, it's weird," Britney said affectionately, "Britney don't spank needles again" "Yes, yes, Nezha will never be locked in the stove again."
After Nezha cheered, he added, "Next time Dad must not release us too early, in case Dad is caught by the bad old man again, even if you are forced by the bad old man to cut the little machine chicken for another thirty years, it is better than the whole family suffering together, this is called sacrificing me, happy whole family" Ah, this stupid son, it's a pain in vain But after Ye Feng was furious and thought about it, he felt that although Nezha's motives were impure and his thoughts were not filial, Dan Li was indeed this reason, why should he bother with a two-year-old baby, in addition to eating, drinking, and playing, could he think of more meaningful things After thinking about it, Ye Feng found that he had fallen into a quiet small village.
This small village has finally returned to the appearance of mythology, quiet, peaceful, natural, beautiful, all the elements that should exist in the mythical god realm, all of them.
"Thank you to the Holy League for giving us a quiet life; Thank you to the Holy Alliance for giving us a beautiful home; Thank you to the Holy Alliance for giving us filial children; Thank you to the Holy League, to give us healthy grandchildren, thank you to the Holy Alliance, to give us abundant food.
The regular prayer is over, and the meal is over" Ye Feng sensed the life of the people in the village with a confused face, and found that before eating, everyone was thanking and praying for this holy alliance from the bottom of their hearts, like a devout religious believer on the earth.
Moreover, looking at the true and happy life of the people in the village and the prayers before eating, the help of the Holy Alliance to them is not only at the level of spiritual comfort of selling dog meat on the head of a sheep, but also directly subsidizing their happy life materially.
It seems that the naïve holy sect that Doudou is tinkering with has little room to develop believers in this world, and it is okay to finally be free and devote himself to fighting monsters in a relaxed and happy manner.
However, the people of God and the people here are so happy that they have never heard of any big monsters at all, so what can be done "Old man, since there are no rampant beasts and ghosts in this vicinity, that kid wants to ask another question."
Ye Feng pulled a kind old man and asked again, "Excuse me, where is the largest big city in this vicinity, and is there a teleportation center established by the Shinto Alliance in the city that can go directly to the outer heavens?"
"Shinto Alliance, why are you still mentioning the Shinto Alliance, the era of the Shinto Era is too terrible" A kind old woman next to her said with a frightened face, "That is a terrifying memory from 10,000 years ago, when I was still an ignorant girl, and I was carefree with Brother Niu next door to my house every day.
As a result, because I was born more beautifully, the village chief's son took a fancy to me, so he arrested Brother Niu and went to fight, woo woo, and then Brother Niu never returned, and he couldn't even go home with his bones.
Fortunately, he came to the Holy Dao Alliance and led everyone to live a happy life where everyone is equal and there are no more privileged nobles."
"Ahem, cough, cough" The old man next to him coughed three times, and interrupted the old grandmother's words with a dissatisfied face, "Old woman, you have to speak with your conscience, don't keep remembering that little bit when you were a child, and arbitrarily exaggerate right and wrong."
The above came to send officials, everyone has been on official errands, this round of official errands will be Ah Niu's turn, don't send him to send who will send you to top his errand Originally, it was just a small battle, and it was only sent to pick up military rations for half a month, who made himself so unlucky, and when he encountered a small battle, it became a big battle, and a big battle became a big battle, but he was caught in the barracks in a daze and became a soldier.
Who can be blamed for this, this is all fate, the son of a village chief of mine, has also been on an official errand twice before, and he has been fine for three months of military rations, and he will have something to blame when he is sent there, can this blame our family At that time, our family only had 30 acres of paddy fields more than your family, so what kind of privileged nobles could we be regarded as And don't forget, your brother Niu was killed by the Holy Alliance army.
Of course, drink water and don't forget to dig wells, the Holy League was really good to us later, and everyone can live a happy and happy life now, all thanks to the benevolent, benevolent, good, and selfless Holy Alliance.
Your most devout devotee, Zhu Agou, offer you the most pious prayer" "Of course you should pray the most sincerely, if they hadn't helped you kill Brother Niu, I Cuilan would have been able to look at you back then" The old grandmother said angrily, "Who can tell what happened back then, nine times out of ten, your family saw that the limelight was not right, and deliberately sent Brother Niu to die, hum, and wanted to fool me."
Even if I, Cuilan, have been married to you for 10,000 years, but what happened back then, I Cuilan will remember you for a few hundred more years, until I am buried in the mud with you.
Woo woo, my poor Brother Niu, Shinto League" yes Ye Feng's family walked away with great interest.
"Young man, you are a divine cultivator who has been cultivating in the deep mountains and doesn't care about the world, do you want to go to the outer heavens?"
At this time, an old man with all his teeth lost, but his eyes were shining with extraordinarily wise light, stationed with a jujube wooden cane, walked over with a slight trembling and took the initiative, "Five million miles to the east, in the Cold Autumn City, there is a teleportation center to the Outer Heavens, you don't care about the Shinto Alliance or the Holy Alliance, they are all the same, oh no, I am talking about the procedures for joining and the procedures for going to the Outer Heavens, which are almost the same."
Alas, it has been a good 10,000 years, and this day is probably coming to an end. ” "Old man, your last words" Ye Feng said with a look of surprise, "Why is this day coming to an end?"
"Alas, you treat me as a dead man, you are talking nonsense, anyway, if the heavens don't accept me, I won't have a few days to live, and I'm not afraid of anything alone."
The old man said, "Back then, I was also a cultivator, I walked more than them, visited the world more, and understood more truths, in this world, how can there be a good thing that a pie in the sky will fall, and it can make you pick it up for nothing for a whole 10,000 years."
If they were really so merciful and kind, why did they provoke the great battle that killed seventy percent of the population, and more than half of them died, and they spent so much money and so much ruthlessness to rule the world, is it just to raise a group of idlers who have nothing to do?
The bigger the pie, the bigger the picture, the greater the calamity, but fortunately, the old man, I don't have a few days to live, I hope I will not see all this in my life, and I am sincerely praying every day before eating, praying that they will let me carry this happy dream all the way to the coffin.
Alas, I wish I was worrying about it" leveling madman: