What's going on with this Nima?
Do you want to beat this level, that is, to defeat yourself?
Not so mysterious, right?
I saw that the people in the previous checkpoint were stupid, and I came here in a daze.
All of a sudden, it became so unfathomable.
What do you mean?
"Hey, who are you?"
Zhao Wunian asked.
As soon as he asked, he regretted it.
Damn it.
Am I not asking in vain?
He was exactly the same size as me in terms of size, demeanor, and even weapons.
I'm asking a fart!
"Me?
Zhao Wunian!
The second year said disapprovingly.
Zhao Wunian was a little angry.
"What kind of monster are you?
I actually became what I am!
Hurry up!
Otherwise, you're welcome!
” Damn it.
It's not good to change anyone, if you don't become me, how can I fight?
Inexplicably, I feel like I'm beating myself!
The second year innocently said: "I, I'm not a monster!"
I am human, mortal!
When did you become a youkai?
” "But you, why do you look exactly like me?
You're a youkai, aren't you!?
” Damn, you actually gave me a rake.
"Okay, okay, I won't talk so much nonsense with you, I'll ask you now, are you guarding this pass?
Is it possible to defeat you and I will be able to move on to the next level?
” What nonsense?
That's it.
When I beat you up so much that you can't get up, I'm going to have to take a good look at what you are!
How dare you become me.
It's too daring!
Year Two scratched his head.
"It seems that yes, I was still in the dormitory before, and I fought with the mouse, Dongliang, and Ren Shan for the glory of the king."
"Originally, I said that I would go to bed with the lights out, but suddenly I ran here, and my head was filled with a voice, saying that if someone came to challenge here, I could just keep it, and it should be you, the monster, right?"
Do I rub?
Am I a youkai?
When did I become a youkai?!
Even though I was with three youkai just now, I'm not a youkai!
"Fart!
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Obviously you're a monster!
I'm not!
Do you dare to say that you are really Zhao Wunian?!
” Year Two nodded.
"Yes, I'm not, are you?
My father's name is Zhao Daniu, and my mother's name is Chen Jumei, can you tell it?
” Zhao Wunian was so angry that he was itching at all.
"Nonsense!
That's my daddy!
My mother!
I also have Zhao Dahu and Zhao Dalong's two uncles!
Can you tell who is coming?!
” I'm real!
You're a imposter!
Impersonate me!
The second year said disapprenously: "My uncle's name is Zhao Da Rat, but he has long been controlled by Yuan Yuan's daughter-in-law, and there is also an uncle named Zhao Datu, who has a bad character and has been dead for decades." ” "By the way, how do you know the names of my other two uncles?
It seems that you are not low!
” Zhao Wunian was so angry that his whole body convulsed.
"Okay, okay, don't bother, whoever wins is real, how about it?!"
Let's see the real chapter in our hands!
Ink, these are nonsense!
Year Two smiled.
"Okay!
I thought so too, it just so happened that I had ascended to the realm of the Immortal Monarch, and it also let me see how powerful I was!
” Zhao Wunian was stunned.
Immortal?!
"You brag!
If you really play a game with the rats, then you were only secretly cultivating at that time, where is there any immortal monarch?!
” That's right, that time was when Zhao Wunian's cultivation was the lowest, but it was also the happiest time in his life.
I can stay with Zhou Hao and them every day, go to class, eat, sleep, and play games.
There are no worries, let alone how happy they are.
"I don't know about this, I only reached this cultivation almost five minutes ago, okay, don't ink, let's start, I Zhao Wunian doesn't like to be verbose."
No way!
Zhao Wunian was so angry that he picked up the urn and rushed forward violently.
"I am the real Zhao Wunian!"
smashed it with a hammer, and the second year immediately raised the sledgehammer in his hand to block.
The two of them had exactly the same offensive and defensive moves, and in just five minutes, the two had already passed hundreds of moves.
None of them, however, looked like they were going to stay.
While snoring, he shouted that he was real.
After a long time, Zhao Wunian found that the tricks used by this fake were exactly the same as his own.
At the beginning, when I saw the move, I attacked without a move, and I didn't think of so much at all.
But with more tricks, he was surprised to find out.
He has practiced iron sand palms since he was a child, which is the heirloom of the old Zhao family, and this point is fully exposed from the pace and body of the guy.
What's the situation?!
Could it be that he is real?
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Fart!
I'm the real thing, and if he's real, then wouldn't I be a fake?!
Later, the more Zhao Wunian found that he couldn't beat the other party at all, but the fake couldn't beat him.
Could it be that all the tricks I've used before have been stolen by him?
Can't figure it out!
"Wait!
How do you know my martial arts?!
Zhao Wunian asked after pulling a distance from him.
Year 2 asked rhetorically, "I still want to ask you that!"
My dad taught me this!
You actually learned it!
You're so despicable!
” Stealing family heirloom martial arts and putting them on the rivers and lakes will be beaten to death!
Although Zhao Wunian was angry in his heart, he still forced himself to calm down quickly.
Since this guy knows all of my moves, can I defeat him if I just come up with a new move now?
Seeing that Zhao Wunian stopped talking, the second year asked, "Hey!
What do you think of this big fool?
” "You're a big fool!
What the hell is it to you!
” The second year muttered: "If you don't say it, don't say it, I can see, I can hear!"
If you have the ability, you hold back!
” Zhao Wunian frowned.
What do you mean?
Could it be that all the tricks I just made are what he is learning?
Is there such a smart person?
Whatever, this is Lingshan, all immortals, nothing is impossible.
People are immortals, it's not easy to learn the kung fu of a mortal like me?
Pregnant!
Since you want to learn, then learn!
After thinking about it, Zhao Wunian rushed over and continued to chase and fight.
The second year also calmly coped with it.
Suddenly, Zhao Wunian picked up the urn and smashed it on his head.
"Bang!"
With a bang, the bright red liquid flowed out, and the flowers bloomed all over the head, not to mention how exciting.
It's magical.
That second year actually did the same.
The hammer was so hard that both of them almost fainted.
However, this was deliberately done by Zhao Wunian, he quickly calmed down and smashed it against the second year.
The second year was in a state of confusion at this time, and he didn't expect Zhao Wunian to come like this.
Despicable!
The result is obvious, he already received a heavy blow from himself, and ate a hammer from Zhao Wunian.
Zhao Wunian took advantage of the victory to pursue and take advantage of your illness to kill you, which was also the golden and jade words that Zhao Daniu taught him.
After going down with the hammer again, the powerful electric spark burst out and hit the body of the second year impartially.
The second year, which was dizzy in itself, was completely stunned at this moment.
The thunder struck and flew upside down on the spot.
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Zhao Wunian pounced and beat him wildly.
"Call you to pretend, call you pretend!"
After more than two hundred hammers, Zhao Wunian finally vented his evil anger.
Zhao Wunian stepped on his chest.
"Say!
What the hell are you?!
Why become what I am!
” Suddenly, the appearance of the second year changed, the clothes were still Zhao Wunian's clothes, but the appearance was actually a monkey!
"I, I'm the Monkey King!
You Brother Monkey!
You're too heavy, aren't you?!
” Zhao Wunian was taken aback and quickly put away his feet.
You must know that Sun Wukong not only helped himself, but also had a very good relationship with Zhou Hao.
I beat him up in a daze.
What does this Nima mean?
"Monkey, Brother Monkey!
How did you get here?
What are you doing when you become me?
Ouch, if you said earlier, I wouldn't have put such a heavy hand!
” Sin Sin Sin ......
Sun Wukong rubbed his whole body and said bitterly: "Have you given me a chance to say?!"
I think you just want my life!
Hurry up and die for me!
” Zhao Wunian was stunned.
"Brother Monkey, I, I've asked you many times before......
It's ...... you won't say it yourself."
"Fuck you!
When did you ask me?!
You're too bold!
Even I dare to fight!
Beware, I asked Zhou Hao to beat you up a bastard!
” Zhao Wunian's heart sank to the bottom.
"You're not my monkey brother."
Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, pointed to himself and asked, "Who else can I be if I'm not Sun Wukong?"
” Zhao Wunian took two steps back and raised his sledgehammer, ready to attack at any moment.
"My brother monkey never calls himself 'me', but 'me'.
And I haven't heard him swear either. ” "There is another one, my friendship with the mouse is definitely better than your friendship with the mouse, why do you call the mouse to beat me?"
"In the end, my monkey brother only has two ears, and you have six, you are a six-eared macaque!"
Daddy!
When I was a kid, you always didn't let me watch TV, now you know the benefits of watching TV, right?!
Journey to the West is not in vain!
Six ears were shocked.
"How do you know?
Am I already so famous?
” That's a good thing.
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Although he lost, he let him pass the big deal, but people actually knew me, which was quite an easy thing!
I turned out to be a celebrity!
I thought that the Buddha had trapped me in this ghost place, and no one would know about me.
It's different now.
Hahahaha!
"Of course it sounded, you were so shameless at the beginning, and you pretended to be my brother monkey, everyone who made trouble knew it, and it was stinking for thousands of years!
Alas?
Didn't you get knocked to death by my monkey brother?
How can you still be alive?
” At the beginning, I could see it clearly, the Buddha wanted to say two good words, but he didn't have time.
Everyone knows what kind of temper Sun Wukong has, and when something like that happens, it's no wonder that Sun Wukong doesn't kill him.
"Me?
Lingering for 10,000 years?
I'll fuck your uncle!
I won't tell you why I'm still alive, I'm mad at you!
” Damn it.
I didn't want to do that in the first place, but the Buddha made me do that, okay?!
I'm fine, I'm so idle?
What are you running to provoke Sun Wukong?
"I know, I must have not died at the time, but survived until now.
No, I'll have to tell Brother Monkey when I get out, and let him clean you up again!
Let you be cheap!
” Damn it.
Such a shameless existence, this is the first time I have encountered it since I came to Lingshan!
Liu'er was also very angry.
"You know the!
He Sun Wukong is the incorruptible body of King Kong, am I not?!
Just his stick, beat me to death?!
Later, the Buddha asked me to guard this pass, and let me listen to the sound of the Three Realms, and tell him the information I got as soon as I got it!
I'm an important intelligence agent in Lingshan!
What do you know?!
” Damn it.
Obviously, it was all arranged by the Buddha, it was he who asked Sun Wukong to learn the scriptures, and he also asked me to pound the paste for Sun Wukong.
Why did Sun Wukong become a big hero, and I will be stinky for 10,000 years?
Why?!
Zhao Wunian thought for a while, and then said: "I remember that the Buddha said that you are good at listening to sounds, you can read reason, know before and after, and everything is clear.
Then can you help me hear how my brother Zhou Hao is now?
There are also Xu Sun Dongliang and Ren Shan. ” Since he said that he was playing games in the dormitory, he must have been secretly observing his brothers for a long time.
So the six-eared macaques must know them.
Six ears went to the ground.
"Get out of your uncle, I won't do anything that is not beneficial, you treat me as the Monkey King?
Silly and stupid. ” It would have been.
When he came out of Wuzhi Mountain, he should have found a place to hide and live a leisurely life.
It's really stupid to learn from the scriptures.
How tired are you?
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Several times I almost made people die.
Zhao Wunian was happy.
"The benefits?
I have so many benefits here. ”