Isn't this nonsense?
Want benefits from me?
I'll just grab a few packets of spicy strips and send you away.
Didn't I deal with the first three?
Haha, you'll know right away how they're doing.
Agitated!
The six-eared macaque made a pause gesture.
"Don't tell me this yet, you first say that Sun Wukong is a big pen for me."
Hey.
He's a big dealer.
He also called himself the Monkey King, and he didn't know how many immortal mounts he was used as a dog along the way to learn the scriptures.
Am I wrong?
"Why?
Brother Monkey is good to me, so I won't say it.
Zhao Wunian said disapprerovingly.
Anyway, I have a lot of food on me, and it's easy for you to do things for me.
There is no need to say something against your will.
"Do you want to talk about it?"
"Don't say it?"
"To say or not to say?"
"Just don't say it!"
Don't!
The six-eared macaque said earnestly: "Do you think, he obviously came out of the Five Fingers Mountain, and stupidly sent Tang Seng to the West Heaven, isn't this a bad pen?"
How good it was to leave at the beginning, I had to wait until Guanyin sent the mantra over. ” "At that time, Tang Seng was just a mortal, he didn't even have the slightest cultivation, he was stunned to be controlled by such a bald donkey, I was disgusted when I thought about it, and I lost the face of our four spirit monkeys!"
Zhao Wunian understood.
The six-eared macaque probably began to observe several of their brothers after he entered college.
Because he didn't know that he had read Journey to the West.
Otherwise, I wouldn't have been surprised to know his identity just now.
"You know a fart, Brother Monkey, it only took more than ten years for them to take a scripture, and the four masters and apprentices came out of two Buddhas, a messenger, an Arhat, and even the white dragon horse turned into eight heavenly dragons."
"How much time does it take for the average person to do these things?
You don't know how to do the math?
” When Six-Ear heard this, he was completely fart.
"Ahh They are the golden cicada, the marshal of Tianpeng, the general of the rolling shutter, don't talk about Sun Wukong, just by virtue of his race, what's wrong with making him a Buddha?
Is it excessive?
” "Obviously, I have suffered for more than ten years and got a fart!
Everything is operated by Sanqing and Rulai and Bodhi Ancestor, what do you know?
” "Forget it, I also know that you are a tendon, if you don't say it, don't say it, let's talk about the benefits."
Zhao Wunian muttered: "I'm not a tendon, Brother Monkey is good to me, I don't say bad things about him, you say, what do you want?"
” The six-eared macaque seemed to be healed, and he put up Erlang's leg and said: "Don't think I'm the kind of white elephant, what has become of the mortal world now, I know everything, don't take out this kind of thing as spicy strips to offer treasures, change something new, get a fried chicken for me to taste!"
” It's not very innovative......
Zhao Wunian also expected that he was a guy with eyes above the top, after all, he could understand the schedules of his brothers, and of course he knew that the mortal world was very different from before.
"A fried chicken is enough?
Don't order anything else?
” Think about it, you only have one chance, and if you run out, you won't have it.
Cherish it!
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Liu'er patted the open space beside him and said, "Don't worry, come and sit, come."
Of course, a fried chicken can't pass me away, in addition to leaving me a lot of food, you also need to get a mobile phone for me to play with, and it's even better to have a laptop!
” "I can always hear Monkey King watching some small movies, I don't know what they are, but I always think it's very good, and I want to watch it."
Zhao Wunian was shocked, he didn't expect this product to ask for a laptop with himself.
"You're sick in the head, huh?
There's no Wi-Fi here, so what do I bring my computer for?
As for the mobile phone, I only have one, I can't give it to you, and there is no signal here, I can't use it, but there are a lot of food. ” Regarding the fact that Sun Wukong is watching a movie, Zhao Wunian understands it very well.
It must be a treasure offered by a mouse!
Otherwise, where can Brother Monkey get a notebook?
As for the little movie, it must be Huangmei Opera or something, or Peking Opera, after all, Sun Wukong is old, and modern things are unacceptable.
Six-eared macaques also know what a signal is and what a wireless network is.
"Okay, okay, anyway, I'm not picky, you just give me more, I'm still very talkative, hehe."
Some of them are good to eat.
There's a fart in this place!
Nothing.
Zhao Wunian was about to take out something, but he found an extremely serious matter.
"That's not right!
You are a Buddhist, how can you eat fried chicken?!
You should eat spicy strips!
” Not stingy.
Definitely not.
Is Zhao Wunian the one who picks the door?
Instead, I'm really worried that the six-eared macaque will break the ring.
For his good.
Liu'er waved his hand and said, "It's okay, it's okay, who told you that I'm from Buddhism?"
I was just a cooperative relationship with the Buddha, and he wanted to give me a Buddha at first, mainly because he was afraid that my heart would be unbalanced. ” "But then I thought about it, no, if I fall for him, then I won't listen to him for everything in the future?
What's more, what's so good about being a monk, this can't be eaten and that can't be touched, it's boring!
I didn't say yes to him. ” This guy is also open-minded, and he thinks quite openly.
But what he didn't expect was that he found out after he promised the Buddha to come here.
There's not even a fart here!
Only flowers and trees!
None of the animals carry one!
What's the difference between me and being a monk?!
I just can't get out.
Of course, you can't get out, but the six-eared macaque is an important person who has come to grasp the intelligence of the world.
In the eyes of outsiders, this monkey has been knocked to death by Sun Wukong, and others don't ask, so naturally they won't tell others.
Just take control of everything.
That's not a slang.
Zhao Wunian nodded and said: "So that's the case, then I'm relieved, you eat, eat more, and help me listen to how the rats are doing when you're done." ” That's the goal.
So, the six-eared macaque ate a lot, and for the sake of coolness, he didn't make his body smaller at all.
After all, after he finished eating, he would let Zhao Wunian keep some of it.
Let's talk about the hard days later, and have fun in time.
Zhao Wunian also gave him a few bottles of beer according to the six-eared macaque's request.
After eating and drinking, the six-eared macaque burped.
"Damn, this is the life of the gods, I used to live as well as a dog."
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Zhao Wunian urged: "Okay, okay, you help me listen first, hurry up, I have to continue to clear the customs." ” Ask for nothing but their peace.
That's fine.
The six-eared macaque eats other people's food, drinks other people's, and can't beat others, of course, you have to talk and count.
"Okay, okay, I'll listen, wait a minute."
After saying that, his six precious ears instantly became bigger, and the whole person looked quite terrifying, like a monster.
A few minutes later.
Zhao Wunian suddenly heard a snoring sound.
"Hey!
You're asleep?!
Are you listening?!
” You don't have that, do you?!
How can there be such an unreliable person?!
The six-eared macaque was suddenly awakened and rubbed his eyes.
"What's the noise?!
None of your brothers are mortal!
I had to fall asleep before I could hear it!
Don't bother me!
” Who believes it?!
"You're missing you!
Even if you are out of the body, you can't get out of this spiritual mountain!
Don't you have to listen to that?!
I warn you, if you delay me, I won't leave you anything to eat!"
” I made it!
It's a big deal, you can only eat one meal of my things, don't think about it again in the future!
When Liu'er heard this, he was about to scold his mother, but suddenly calmed down.
Forget it, don't bother with this big fool.
Being able to eat is the right way.
After thinking about it, the six-eared macaque listened seriously.
Zhao Wunian could see clearly, and when he was listening, transparent sound waves gradually entered his ears from outside the sky.
After a while, Liu'er said excitedly: "Your brother Zhou Hao has a partner!"
Two more!
Awesome!
” I really didn't expect him to be such a person, why didn't I hear it before?
Tsk tsk.
Zhao Wunian was also surprised.
The rat doesn't look like a person who does this, and not long after the accident, how can he be like this?
"Who told you to listen to this!
Since you said that he is not in the mortal world, where is the mouse now, what is he doing, and is there any danger!
” Liu'er nodded hurriedly.
"Oh, you ask this, he's in the Yellow Springs Kingdom of Rimu, and there's a bastard named Jiagutu who wants to fuck him, and he is probably going to die."