Su Ze could clearly feel the other end of the phone, and the air was suddenly quiet.After a few seconds, he felt his mother's voice on the phone suddenly rise a few decibels: "Stinky boy, do you have itchy skin?"
Do you eat all the beautiful food?
”That's a lot of a question!
Su Ze was a little remorseful, he just went to participate in the blind date to go through a process, and he didn't expect any results, which was really cheap.He vaguely felt that his mother didn't seem to like pretty girls very much, except for his old sister Su Yi."
When I asked someone to look for a girl, I never asked for the other party's appearance, it doesn't matter if it's beautiful or not, it's good to be virtuous.""
Yes, Mom, you're right."
Su Ze was speechless, and could only respond perfunctorily."
Actually......"
Su Ma was silent for a while and said, "What's the use of being beautiful, it's not the same when the lights are turned off!"
”"Mom, you're going to drive too?"
Su Ze was a little caught off guard and smiled bitterly."
Driving?
I can't drive, neither can your father, and only you and your sister can drive at home. ”"Uh......
It's okay. ”Su Ze felt that it was inappropriate to talk to his mother about this, so he changed the topic, "I have to get up early tomorrow, I'm too sleepy, I have to sleep, good night." ”"Okay, I'm asleep too."
After Su Ze hung up the phone, he didn't take it to heart, and after a simple wash, he went back to his room to sleep.…… Early the next morning, Su Ze got up early and went to the station to pick up his sister to see, of course, he couldn't avoid being a free coolie.After he took Su Yi back to the house he rented, he said, "Sister, my mother contacted me last night, and you lied to her that you went to Dongji Island?"
”Su Yi stared at Su Ze seriously and said, "You stinky boy didn't show his stuff, right?"
”Su Ze shrugged his shoulders and said, "Of course not, I have always been very clever in my brain and react very quickly." ”"What else did Mom say?"
Su Yi frowned slightly, hesitated for a while and said."
I heard a lot of it, and I was going crazy to hear it, but I didn't dare to refute it."
Su Ze groaned for a while and said, "My mother wants me to persuade you, sister, ......?"
”She had some answers in her mind."
Let me advise you to go home early."
Su Ze grinned, "Mom helped you find a blind date again." ”Su Yi said with some anger: "I knew that there was nothing good.My mother mentioned this to me, and I said that I would help you as a shield. ”Su Ze spread his hands helplessly: "Sister, this is not what I asked, you took the initiative to mention it, but now my mother is angry at me, do you say I am wronged?"
”"Injustice!"
Su Yi sighed, but changed his words, "But you are my younger brother, and it is right to help me take the blame."
Do you dare to complain?
”"Don't dare to have a ......"
"That's right, Ozawa.Mom told me that she had already helped you find a blind date girl, would you like to meet her?
”"See!
After all, I dug the pit myself. ”Su Ze said confidently, "Otherwise, I won't be able to explain."
It's just a meal, oh no, just a cup of coffee. ”"Skipping meals?""
Sister, according to my rich blind date experience, in order to control the cost, it is better for men and women to drink a cup of coffee and chat when they meet for the first time, and the meal is free."
Su Ze had more than 20 blind dates in his previous life, and he was very generous in the first few experiences, basically eating, but he was ridiculed by some old drivers, and then he woke up to what can be done with just a cup of coffee, you prefer to eat, and Qian Duo is not such a loser.What's more, the girl who went on a blind date with you is probably also an experienced master, and she will not be rare for your meal.Since then, Su Ze and the girl's first blind date replaced eating with coffee, of course, the result was the same, and it ended without a problem."
Also, it's a bit of a waste to eat."
Su Yi nodded, "I was forced by my mother to go on a blind date once, so I sat and chatted like this, it was too embarrassing." ”"A blind date is an awkward conversation."
Su Ze said affirmatively.While the two were talking, they had already walked to the front of the store, and the second day of the trial opening officially opened."
Sister, let's do what we planned!"
Su Ze quietly made an OK gesture.Su Yize's eyes flashed, nodded with a smile, and then took out a pair of cool sunglasses and put them on.As usual, Su Ze opened the door of the store, then took out the opening firecrackers that had been prepared a long time ago, and put them at the door with a thunderclap.A huge banner was also raised at the door: warmly celebrate the official entry of the well-known ice cream chain brand "Ice Princess" into Zhejiang Province.Next to the banner, there are two color pictures, an official Weibo account of the Ice Princess, with 50,000 fans; The other is an explanation of the vocabulary of "Ice Princess" on Baidu Encyclopedia.It tells the story of a beautiful graduate student who graduated from a 985 school, because she loves ice cream, after continuous experiments and repeated attempts, she finally researched a new ice cream product and resolutely embarked on the road of entrepreneurship.With these two pictures, the customer instantly felt tall, and there was wood?
Of course, Weibo fans bought it, and Baidu Encyclopedia vocabulary was also compiled by Su Ze himself.At the beginning of 2011, Baidu was still the leader of BAT, and its Baidu Encyclopedia still had a certain authority, as did Weibo fans.On a map of China, there are a few red dots left in the blur.This is another marketing method of Su Ze.He put a red dot in Suzhou Province, a red dot in Fujian Province, and a red dot in Zhejiang Province, but only on a provincial basis, without pointing out the specific city, and also gave many customers who came to the store a vague hint that there are our chain stores there, which is a well-known national brand.As long as customers think the things are good, they won't be bored enough to run online to check if there is a chain store there.After the firecrackers were set off, a woman wearing sunglasses and dressed fashionably walked up to the store and held a small horn to indicate that she was the owner of the ice cream parlor.The crowd of onlookers immediately launched a commotion, the beautiful boss in front of her was so beautiful, and the temperament of a white-collar beauty could never be disguised."
Ladies and gentlemen, the store here is our 'Ice Princess' in Linzhou, and even the first chain store in Zhejiang Province, in the next few days to show my sincerity, I will also personally go down and make a cameo appearance as a waiter in this store, I hope you will have more cheers!"
There was a burst of enthusiastic noise in the crowd, and of course, there were also people who didn't know what to do: "Beauty, are you really a graduate student of Jiao Tong University?"
It won't be a marketing boo!
”Su Yi smiled and took out a copy of the certificate of the full-time master's degree of Jiao Tong University from his bag, and said: "It's true, if you have any objections, you can take a photo and go to the academic information network to inquire." ”With that, she turned around and walked into the changing room of the store, and after a while, she changed into her work clothes and walked out.()