Pan Xiaoxian took a shower, changed his clothes, and came out to look in the mirror: he is so handsome again, what a sin!
But then again, I didn't feel any change in strength, but the clothes shrunk, a little tight, Pan Xiaoxian couldn't help but take a big deep breath, and the button on the neckline flew out with two clicks!
Obviously he didn't look fat or strong, Pan Xiaoxian bent down and put on his shoes with a confused face.The shoe size has also become smaller, and it is not easy to squeeze the foot in and the heel can't be lifted, Pan Xiaoxian strained a little, "Snort!"
”The heel of the canvas shoes was torn off by him, Pan Xiaoxian's whole person is not good, is the quality so poor?
Profiteer!
Pan Xiaoxian changed his shoes and they were still small, so it shouldn't be that the shoes are smaller, but that his feet have become bigger!
The clothes didn't shrink, the pants didn't get shorter, the shoe size didn't get smaller, but he got taller and more handsome!
He had no choice but to go out with a pair of flip-flops, intending to buy a batch of suitable clothes, pants and shoes.As a result, Ye Jing came in before he went out, and Ye Jing looked him up and down in surprise: "Master, with all due respect" Why did you open the door?"
”Pan Xiaoxian was stunned: "What do you mean?"
”Ye Jing was also stunned, and made sure that Pan Xiaoxian was not pretending to be stupid, so he gave Pan Xiaoxian science popularization.It turns out that the door opened by Ye Jing refers to the "door of life", and when the door of life is opened, the human body will undergo some changes.For example, those who practice the golden bell jar will become rich in metallic luster as if they have a layer of gold powder, and for example, those who practice eagle claw skills will become sharp as knives on their hands, and those who practice zombie boxing will become stiff and powerful, so Ye Jing saw that Pan Xiaoxian had become taller and thought that he was opening the door of life, but generally the door of life is in a state of battle, who usually has nothing to do with the door of life?
Idle?
Although it is now commonplace to open the door of life, there is still a lot of damage to the body when it comes to opening the door of life, but because the human physique has become stronger, it can withstand the short-term opening of the door of life.But if you have nothing to do with Pan Xiaoxian, then you are really tired of eating arsenic all the time!"
The door didn't open."
Pan Xiaoxian explained: "I'm just twenty, maybe I'm growing up again." ”Although I knew, Ye Jing was still very upset when I heard the master mention it, you must know that he was already in his fifties!
However, Pan Xiaoxian may really be a long man, after all, twenty-three is still running around, twenty-five is still drumming, and it is normal for a boy to grow up at the age of twenty, Ye Jing did not mention this again, but said his intention: "Master, you haven't taken the martial arts exam yet, right?"
”Pan Xiaoxian: "I didn't take the test." ”Ye Jing said again: "Master, why don't I accompany you to take the martial arts exam, the martial arts welfare is very good, the federation will give the martial artist a house, water, electricity and property management fees are all included, and a new energy flying car" Pan Xiaoxian: "Don't take the exam." ”Ye Jing: "" Pan Xiaoxian looked at him with a constipated look and wanted to stop talking, and asked, "Are you here for this?"
”"Master, I'm sorry" Ye Jing honestly told Pan Xiaoxian the truth: "I got stuck here when I joined you, and the system network found out that you don't have martial artist qualifications, I don't know if you are not" Ye Jing really doesn't know that Pan Xiaoxian is not a martial artist, the successor of Wing Chun, how can he not be a martial artist?
What's more, Pan Xiaoxian's Wing Chun boxing is not under him, he is a martial artist, how can Pan Xiaoxian not be?
As a result, Pan Xiaoxian really didn't go to Shancheng Chaowu University as a visiting professor, Ye Jing could indeed handle everything, and the premise was that Pan Xiaoxian had to be a martial artist.But it's not a martial artist, it's not Pan Xiaoxian's decision, and he must go through the Federation's martial artist qualification certification.Ye Jing could only come and ask Pan Xiaoxian to take the test, of course Pan Xiaoxian couldn't take the test, and he didn't open the door.Whether or not you can open the door of life is a hard standard for assessing the qualifications of martial artists, which Pan Xiaoxian still knows.Without hesitation, Ye Jing refused, and Pan Xiaoxian stepped on the flip-flops "PIAPIA" and walked out of the door first.Ye Jing sighed deeply, in fact, he had already expected this to be the result.He had already expected it from the time he knew that Pan Xiaoxian was not a martial artist, but he was willing to live in a Sichuan restaurant even though he was a descendant of Wing Chun, and he also refused the invitation of a visiting professor at Chaowu University in Shancheng, which all showed that Pan Xiaoxian was a hermit master who was indifferent to fame and fortune, how could a hermit master be willing to take the martial arts exam?
If you take the martial arts exam, you will be supervised by the state, and how much freedom you will lose if you enjoy good benefits.Some people like freedom, and glory and wealth are floating clouds in their eyes, so there is a saying that "the master is in the folk".Ye Jing didn't dare to force Pan Xiaoxian, so he could only sigh deeply and follow Pan Xiaoxian to the outside of the store.Who knew that he had just pushed open the door when he heard a "buzz" sound breaking the air, which was close and deafening!
The strong wind and waves came and blew his big back, and Ye Jing couldn't help but change his face in a car accident!
Now the cars are flying in the sky, and the ground is reserved for pedestrians, so there is no accident in theory.There is a saying on the Internet that 90% of car accidents are murders, and 10% are suicides!
Although this statement is not supported by data, it should be credible from the perspective of being harmonized by the whole network.Ye Jing's first reaction was to think of a man-made car accident, in other words, murder, someone wanted to murder Pan Xiaoxian!
This was his thought for a moment, and then he heard a loud "boom", and a speeding car spun and crashed into the billboard on the side of the road with a green tail flame like a spinning top!
A metal dustbin was inserted from the windshield in front of the flying car, and the driver was slammed into the driver's seat, the driver's head was drooping on the trash can, his eyes were closed, his face was full of blood, and he didn't know whether it was dead or alive Ye Jing could clearly see the "non-recyclable garbage" printed on the garbage bin and the broken stubble of the rivets at the bottom of the bin!
Looking at the row of metal garbage bins on the side of the street, the only thing missing is "non-recyclable garbage", and there are four finger-thick rivets on the ground!
Obviously, the "non-recyclable garbage" plugged in the windshield in front of the flying car should have been here to "hiss" Ye Jing couldn't help but gasp, this power, this speed, and this reaction may not be able to do it himself!
Sure enough, it is a master in the folk!
So, the master is at least a great martial artist, right?
Suddenly hearing a sharp and piercing "squeak", Ye Jing looked at it fixedly, but it turned out to be Pan Xiaoxian who tore the car door off!
Freehanded, torn off