"I'm me, different fireworks!"
Pan Xiaoxian opened his hand, and the hidden weapon fell to the ground with a "clanging".Zhu Xiaoqian's heart sank to the bottom, and she didn't dare to hesitate to "poof" and knelt on the ground to kowtow to Pan Xiaoxian: "I was wrong!"
I was really wrong!
Boss, in the future, our mother and daughter will make cows and horses for you, we will do whatever you let us do, please be merciful and spare us" "Mom!
Don't act!
”Hongdou shouted at her angrily, and Zhu Xiaoqian looked up to see that Hongdou had already put the knife on Pan Xiaoxian's neck."
Hah!
Mom, don't play where did you get such a good opportunity!
”Zhu Xiaoqian got up triumphantly, raised one foot and stepped on the bedside table with a big grin, and put her elbow on Bo Linggaer: "Boy!
Our mother and daughter usually do the business of robbing the rich and helping the poor, and today you are unlucky!
”Pan Xiaoxian seemed to be pretending to be calm: "The business of robbing the rich and helping the poor?
Have you ever given to the poor?
”"What!
Aren't our mothers and daughters poorer than you?
”Hongdou glared at Pan Xiaoxian fiercely.Pan Xiaoxian pondered for two seconds: "Makes sense!"
”"Although our mother and daughter usually only seek wealth and do not kill people, who makes you rich!"
Zhu Xiaoqian smiled cruelly: "Hmph, hum, hum!"
”Hongdou also cooperated with a cruel smile: "Hum hum hum!"
”The corners of Pan Xiaoxian's mouth twitched twice covertly: "What do you want?"
”Zhu Xiaoqian felt that she had pinched Pan Xiaoxian, and said triumphantly: "You are so rich, take out all your gold, jade, diamond and pearl and divide half of them, how about we spare your life?"
”Pan Xiaoxian: "You better kill me!"
”"Hey?
If you want money, you don't want to die!
”Zhu Xiaoqian gave the red bean a look: "Give him some color and see!"
”Hongdou lowered the knife a little and slashed lightly on Pan Xiaoxian's shoulder: "How is it?"
Does it hurt?
”Pan Xiaoxian: "It doesn't hurt. ”"It doesn't hurt?
Daughter, can you push a little harder?
You can't die!
”Zhu Xiaoqian was very angry, and came over to take over the knife of the red bean and slashed it on Pan Xiaoxian's shoulder: "What about now?"
”Pan Xiaoxian: "It doesn't hurt. ”"Huh?"
Zhu Xiaoqian finally found out that something was wrong, no matter how blunt this knife was, it wouldn't break the skin without breaking it twice, right?
Could it be that Zhu Xiaoqian thought of a terrifying possibility, and tried to stab the knife Pan Xiaoxian's shoulder: "Dang!
”With a crisp resonance of gold and iron, Zhu Xiaoqian's face suddenly changed: "Not good!"
Iron cloth shirt!
Daughter run!
”At the same time, Zhu Xiaoqian did not hesitate to use a unique stunt against Pan Xiaoxian!"
Bang Bang!"
Close at hand, Pan Xiaoxian hurriedly slapped the bed board with both hands, and took advantage of the force to take off and use his own non-unique stunt to make a copycat without shadow feet!"
Bang Bang!"
Zhu Xiaoqian screamed and flew out, her eyes widened in disbelief: "Shadowless feet?
Are you Hong Xiguan?
”"Mom!"
Hongdou, who had run out, ran back again, kneeling between Zhu Xiaoqian and Pan Xiaoxian with tears in his eyes: "I'm sorry, it's all our fault!"
Please spare my mother, I am willing to be a cow and a horse for you for the rest of my life!
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”Pan Xiaoxian blinked: "I don't know if it's an illusion, I seem to have heard this sentence when I heard it." ”"Hey!"
Zhu Xiaoqian, who was leaning against the wall as if she was dying, suddenly smashed something on the ground, and suddenly a cloud of smoke burst out with a "bang", Zhu Xiaoqian got up and ran, but when she ran outside, the red bean was still kneeling in place, Zhu Xiaoqian ran back angrily and anxiously: "Daughter!
What are you waiting for if you don't run!
”"Mom, I can't run away."
Hongdou shook his head with teary eyes: "We have been tricked from the beginning. ”Zhu Xiaoqian's expression changed: "The windows in the store can't be opened, there are invisible nets outside the windows, and the tiles on the roof are also fake, this hotel is a bunker at all!"
It's only to blame our mother and daughter for being obsessed with money, so they will throw themselves into the net and enter the store to be the boss, and our mother and daughter really admit it!"
I'm old, but my daughter is still young!
I am willing to pay you for my life, but I beg you to spare my daughter!
”Zhu Xiaoqian pulled out a knife and put it across her neck, and Hongdou cried and grabbed her arm: "Mom!
No!
”"My dear daughter!
Mom can't bear you, Mom hasn't seen you get married yet, but Mom has to die today!"
Zhu Xiaoqian and Hongdou hugged their heads and cried, a handful of snot and tears, these two living treasures!
Pan Xiaoxian is also drunk, Hong Xiguan's Shaolin Five Ancestors is simply a comedy dressed in martial arts skin!
In addition to Hong Xiguan and Hong Ding, the father and son, who are pretending to be responsible, and Ma Ning'er is the villain, Zhu Xiaoqian, Hongdou, Ma Dashanren, Fang Dahong, Ma Chaoxing, Chen Jinnan, Wax Man Zhang, Fang Shiyu, and even the eight-armed Arhat Admiral and the Western Regions demon monk Ke Badute in the villains are funny!
And although the mother and daughter of Zhu Xiaoqian and Hongdou are known as "the mother and daughter who have lost their conscience", they are actually only dealing with local tyrants like Ma Dashanren who are rich and unkind.And in order to protect the five ancestors of Shaolin, Zhu Xiaoqian also died under the poisonous dart of the eight-armed Arhat.Pan Xiaoxian deliberately tested them just now, and it can be regarded as a temptation, this mother and daughter are not enough to be funny, if they are really ruthless, the red bean directly wiped Pan Xiaoxian's neck, isn't it good for the mother and daughter to pack a full set?
Or simply stabbed Pan Xiaoxian while he was sleeping from the beginning, isn't it good for the mother and daughter to pack a full set?
Pan Xiaoxian slowly lit a cigarette and watched the play, Zhu Xiaoqian and Hongdou cried and cried, and finally couldn't cry anymore.Zhu Xiaoqian wiped a handful of tears and complained to Pan Xiaoxian: "Why are you so hard-hearted!"
”"Is it over?"
Pan Xiaoxian smiled and waved his hand: "After the performance, you guys will come and drink this!"
”Pan Xiaoxian found two packs of cat poop coffee, mixed them with hot water, and placed one cup in front of their mother and daughter."
What is this?"
Zhu Xiaoqian and Hongdou looked at these two cups of dark mysterious liquid with tears in their eyes.Pan Xiaoxian was serious: "Of course it's poison, after making this big deal with me, I will give you an antidote." ”If you don't drink it, you'll die now, right?
Zhu Xiaoqian thought that since Pan Xiaoxian mentioned the big deal again, it seemed that there was really a big deal to cooperate with their mother and daughter.Their mother and daughter are now in the palm of Pan Xiaoxian's hand, they can't beat and can't escape, and they may be able to make some money by cooperating with Pan Xiaoxian, Zhu Xiaoqian gritted her teeth and glared, picked up a glass and drank it all in one gulp!
Hongdou just wanted to pick up a cup, but unexpectedly, Zhu Xiaoqian grabbed it and drank it all in one gulp, and her throat burned suddenly!