The wind swept away the rain clouds.The rain stopped.Pan Xiaoxian took out a pot of wine from the treasure ring, unscrewed the lid, directly to his mouth, and raised his head: "Tons and tons and tons of tons" are happy!
Pan Xiaoxian casually put the stuffy donkey wine pot on the rock next to him, sang a song and strode out of the bamboo forest: "Who is in the ear, say, love me forever" After the rain, the sky was clear, and a drop of water on the bamboo leaf finally fell on the rock and shattered.The flask on the rock was gone."
Big nephew," the spider spirit and Pan Xiaoxian sat by the West Lake, chatting while drinking and pouring down the donkey: "You already knew that I was a demon?"
”Pan Xiaoxian nodded, and the spider spirit couldn't help but ask again: "You are a Kunlun Sword Immortal, why don't you know that I am a demon?"
”Pan Xiaoxian sneered: "I said it, people and demons are born by mothers, the difference is that people are born by people, and demons are born by demons."
If a demon has a benevolent heart, then he is no longer a demon, but a shemale, I am different from Fahai, I don't kill demons. ”"Listen to your words" The spider spirit wants to show off that he is a shemale, how can he hate it when he uses it.Pan Xiaoxian kindly reminded: "Hang yourself on the southeast branch!"
”"Yes, yes, yes, listen to your words, hang yourself on the southeast branch!"
The spider spirit smiled and stroked his beard and sighed: "Old man!
Or you young people have a good memory!
”Pan Xiaoxian also smiled, because he drove away the rain clouds, so there was no rain this night, and the moon was bright and the stars were scarce.There was a beautiful sound and laughter in the pavilion by the lake, Pan Xiaoxian, who is familiar with the original plot, doesn't need to look at it to know what kind of lights and wine and green are drunk and dreaming of death in the pavilion, the son and brother are looking for fun, and the women in the Qinglou are welcome, and even invited the Tianzhu dancer to dance the belly dance to help the fun, and in another pavilion not far away, there is a sound of reading aloud: "The bright moonlight in front of the bed, suspected to be frost on the ground" Pan Xiaoxian looked back and just saw Qiu Xiaozhi, no, it was Xu Xian who was teaching, and couldn't help but sneer: This Xu Xian is really a play!
Not only did he not look like Xu Xian, but he also looked hideous, far worse than the one who dressed as a man!
Or is it better for him to laugh at him!
According to the original plot, the white snake and the green snake will officially contact humans tonight, and the lively and fun-loving green snake meticulously appeared in the green building to let the group of black and fat Tianzhu dancers know what it means to dance, and the dignified and generous white snake is in love with the sanctimonious Xu Xian.At that time, a student of Xu Xian wrote a love poem in his heart, and Xu Xian taught him a righteous lecture in public: "Who is writing these obscene poems for?"
Your exam date is approaching, although studying is not only to gain fame, but you can't be so cranky, obsessed with women, waste your youth, and waste your studies" White Snake fell in love with his sanctimonious appearance, thinking that he was an honest person and easy to get along with.But I didn't expect Xu Xian to be strict with others and lenient with himself, saying that others were one by one, and he was a white snake and a green snake hugging left and right, and the white snake still didn't understand men.There are no real honest people in this world, but they don't have the capital to be dishonest.Pan Xiaoxian is not an honest person, and he also has the capital to be dishonest, why should he give the white snake and green snake to Xu Xian?
The spider spirit was curious: "Big nephew, what are you laughing at?"
”"I'm laughing at those readers," Pan Xiaoxian pointed to Xu Xian upstairs in the academy, and the spider spirit became even more curious: "What's so funny about readers?"
”Pan Xiaoxian pointed to Qinglou again: "What do you think is the difference between those scholars and these sons and brothers?"
”Although the Spider Spirit's cultivation is far worse than that of the Green Snake, he came into contact with people earlier than the Green Snake, so his words and deeds are more human-like than the Green Snake, but Pan Xiaoxian's question still makes him look confused.In the spider spirit's view, the difference between a scholar and a child's brother is that the child's brother spends all day drinking, drunk and dreaming of death.And those who read read the books of sages and sages, debate right and wrong, understand things, and know good and evil.But he always felt that answering Pan Xiaoxian like this might be slapped in the face, so he cautiously asked: "What do you think is the difference?"
”Pan Xiaoxian: "No difference!
”The spider spirit was taken aback: "Why is there no difference?"
”Pan Xiaoxian: "What are they studying for?"
”Spider Spirit: "Debate right and wrong, be sensible, know good and evil" Pan Xiaoxian: "Speak human words!"
”Spider Spirit: "Be an official!"
”Pan Xiaoxian: "What is the purpose of being an official?"
”Spider Spirit: "Kuang Fu Sheji, make decisions for the people" Pan Xiaoxian: "Speak human words!"
”Spider Spirit: "Seek wealth!"
”Pan Xiaoxian: "Why don't these sons and brothers ask for money?"
”Spider Spirit: "Because their parents were officials" Pan Xiaoxian: "How did their parents become officials?"
”Spider Spirit: "Reading" Pan Xiaoxian: "Brother Gongzi spends all day drinking in Qinglou, are their parents in Kuangfu Sheji making decisions for the people?"
”Spider Spirit: "No, I saw the six sons of the prefect's family, and there are seven or eight concubines in the prefect's family" Pan Xiaoxian: "So what's the difference between a scholar and a son?"
”Spider Spirit: "No difference!
”Pan Xiaoxian: "There is a difference, if people don't study, their children and grandchildren can't be sons and sisters!"
”The spider spirit suddenly realized: "Sure enough, I listened to your words and hung the southeast branch!"
Big nephew, you're so talented!
”Pan Xiaoxian couldn't help laughing, and at the same time, the two meticulous women lying on the roof of the opposite building were also laughing, and these two meticulous women were of course the White Snake and the Green Snake.Xiaoqing laughed and trembled: "Sister, he's really interesting!"
”Bai Suzhen pursed her lips and smiled, and Xiaoqing said again: "He seems to be very good to the demon, last time he fought with a dead bald donkey for us, and he also sent us a pot of good wine to drink, should we go down and meet him?"
”"It's too abrupt."
Bai Suzhen thought she knew people very well, and muttered for two seconds: "We have to create an opportunity." ”Xiaoqing is an anxious child: "Hey, sister!
If you want to see him, see him, what kind of rooster and hen do you make!
”Bai Suzhen: "" At this moment, Pan Xiaoxian heard a "jingle bell", and his conditioned reflex almost shouted welcome.Fortunately, he reacted in time that it was not in the hotel, and when he looked back, it turned out to be two small and one large walking by the lake.The two children are two little Taoist children, and the older one is a blind old Taoist priest, and the "jingle bell" is that he is ringing the bell.Seeing these two small and one big, the spider spirit's face changed: "It's not good, big nephew, I'll come to talk to you tomorrow!"
”After that, the spider spirit jumped directly into the West Lake, tread the waves, and disappeared into the darkness with a puff of smoke.At the same time, the blind old Taoist priest also stopped suddenly, and said vigilantly: "Apprentice, there is movement!"
”The two boys looked confused: "Master, what is it?"
”The blind old Taoist priest stared at the West Lake for a while with his two white eyes wide, and smiled confidently: "Count you running fast!"
Open!
”One boy led him with a lantern in front of him and a whisk of dust, while another boy followed behind him with his luggage.The blind old Taoist priest shook the bell until it flew up, and sang a ready-made song triumphantly: "The water of the West Lake is surging, and the spider is fleeing from the wind!"
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I'm not afraid of demons, I'll do the right thing for heaven!
Hahaha" When passing by Pan Xiaoxian's side, the blind old Taoist priest specially stopped and persuaded him: "Little brother, be careful!""
Sometimes people are not necessarily people" Pan Xiaoxian smiled: "Senior, you are right!"
People are not necessarily people, but demons must be demons!
”Did I mean that?
The blind old Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, savored it, and nodded: "It's a little interesting!"
”The blind old Taoist priest rang the bell again, and left the West Lake accompanied by two boys.In fact, this blind old Taoist priest is also a good person, otherwise he should not be so poor with his strength.It's just that he doesn't measure himself and is trapped by fame, if it's just like this, Pan Xiaoxian still thinks he is a man.After all, he knew that the white snake had a thousand-year-old Taoism, and he dared to come to the door to catch demons, and ordinary people couldn't do it.It's a pity that he was coaxed after being played by the green snake and hit his head and bled out, and he has never appeared in the West Lake again.However, although his strength was not good, he was targeted by Pan Xiaoxian.In the original plot, when he came to the door to catch a demon, he said: "This monster has been a thousand-year-old way, and if you catch it and go back to the furnace for alchemy, you can replenish my spiritual power and strengthen my mana!"
”As soon as he knows how to alchemy, Pan Xiaoxian must become a friend of Guan Bao with him, but not now.When the blind old Taoist priest left, Pan Xiaoxian lit a cigarette and wanted to be alone.A lot really happened this night, White Snake fell in love with Xu Xian on this night, Fahai was trapped by the magic barrier on this night, it can be said that the plot really started from this night, but I don't know how the plot will go after being mixed up by him, at least Green Snake didn't go to the Qinglou to dance the overlord dance stupidly.A cigarette burned out, Pan Xiaoxian pressed the cigarette butt on the stone and put it in an iron box and threw it into the treasure ring.Standing up and stretching a big waist, Pan Xiaoxian went home lazily, and he had to go home to serve his mother.Xiaoqing Yixing: "He's gone, it's boring here" Looking at Pan Xiaoxian's back, Bai Suzhen's beautiful eyes were shining like stars: "Tomorrow will be interesting!""
Let's go back to the Purple Bamboo Forest!"
Xiaoqing: "Good duck, good duck." ”The next day, the spider spirit came as promised: "Big nephew, the same old way, a plate of boiling cabbage and a bowl of white rice!"
”Pan Xiaoxian smiled and asked, "Don't drink?"
”The spider spirit covered his head and waved his hand again and again: "Forget it, your wine is strong, and you still have a headache when you wake up" Pan Xiaoxian went to the back kitchen to make him a plate of boiling water cabbage and sent it to him, and made himself a bowl of small noodles in the mountain city, one person and one demon chatted while eating, and the spider spirit asked: "Big nephew, how many years have you been cultivating?"
”Pan Xiaoxian blinked: "If I said that I have practiced for less than a year, will you believe it" "Eldest nephew, you are joking, I have been practicing for two hundred years, and I am not as good as you!"
”The spider spirit didn't believe it: "If you have practiced such a great skill in less than a year, won't I have practiced it on a pig in these two hundred years?""
But yesterday the monk was also very powerful, he had just practiced for more than 20 years, and I had no power to fight back in front of him!
Seriously, if it weren't for the eldest nephew you came in time yesterday, I might have been "eldest nephew, your life-saving grace, I can't forget it!"
”said that the spider spirit was about to kowtow to Pan Xiaoxian, but Pan Xiaoxian hurriedly stopped him: "Uncle Spider, we don't have to be so polite!"
”Own?
They are fighting hard to cultivate just to be able to cultivate as an adult, Pan Xiaoxian said that he was his own person and moved him more than saving his life, and the spider spirit's eyes moistened: "Yes!"
Your own people, you're welcome!
”"Ding-dong!
10 Spider Essence praises have been obtained, please keep up the good work!"
Ding-dong!
Congratulations to the boss for getting one of the strongest skill packs of the friend of life and death!
”A friend of life and death?
This spider spirit is really an honest demon who knows how to repay his kindness!
When he was full of food and drink, Pan Xiaoxian followed the spider spirit out of the hotel, and when he slipped to the edge of the West Lake, he saw many people leaving by boat.Pan Xiaoxian asked the boatman: "Where are so many people going?"
”When the boat owner saw that he was a handsome boy, he said: "Those big men like to travel in the mountains and rivers during the Qingming Festival, and they have all the boats.""
Our ship has also been chartered, Childe, you wait for the next turn!"
Ching ming festival?
Pan Xiaoxian's heart moved, and he used a thousand eyes to scan the shore of the West Lake, and sure enough, he saw two charming women in a small boat, one in white clothes dignified and generous, and the other in green clothes lively and smart.Who else could it be if it wasn't Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing?
At the same time, Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing were also looking at him, and Xiaoqing smiled: "It's the one standing!"
”"Don't wriggle around, your tail is all exposed."
Bai Suzhen's big eyes were watery and staring at Pan Xiaoxian on the shore, and she didn't forget to remind Xiaoqing, Xiaoqing leaned on her coquettishly: "Well, it has been with me for five hundred years, and if you want to make it disappear, you have to give me some time to get used to it!"
”"And out of the way!"
Bai Suzhen glanced at her, poured a cup with a smile, poured a stuffy donkey, and sprinkled it into the sky!
Suddenly it was pouring rain in the cloudless clear sky, and Pan Xiaoxian took a deep breath: This rain smells of donkeys!
This is arranged, Pan Xiaoxian: "Hey the boatman, can you send me across the lake later" Bai Suzhen smiled like a flower: "Boatman, come to the shore!"
”"Don't dock yet!"
Xiaoqing was anxious, and Bai Suzhen looked back: "Look at you, scattered, rolled your eyes!"
”Xiaoqing: "What should I do then?"
”Bai Suzhen: "Hurry up and settle down!"
”Xiaoqing: "You are urging urgently, how can I decide!"
Tell the boat to stop first!
”Bai Suzhen only looked at Pan Xiaoxian, who was handsome and dashing in the wind: "Now that the wind and rain are smooth, how can you stop!"
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”"Hmph, then I'm in the water!"
Xiaoqing pursed her lips and plunged into the West Lake with a "poof".Pan Xiaoxian got on the boat, saw it clearly, and deliberately pointed to the lake and shouted: "Someone has fallen into the water!"
”"Be careful!"
Bai Suzhen came out of the boat, and as soon as her feet were soft, she naturally threw herself into Pan Xiaoxian's arms.The slanting wind and drizzle, the beauty is in the arms.Even if she already has Nie Xiaoqian, who is the same as her, Pan Xiaoxian can't help but be moved by her bewitching style