No!
Osamu Dazai is unequivocal, and every morning when I get up and see this face in the mirror, I lose the confidence to go out!
Before the wound on your face heals, are you really not going out or going to work?
A temple cultivator's face was as cold as ice, and he decided that he was not used to this bastard's stinky problem, why did he have to agree to his request?
Osamu Dazai read out what a temple cultivator was thinking, and it just so happened that the time regression had been completed at this time, and he didn't have to worry about the disqualification of the world that would interrupt the effect of the abnormal ability.So he leaned into the ear of a temple cultivator and whispered to him: When I entered the water not long ago, I met the actor who played the supporting actress in "Night Road".Hearing the title of the TV series he was chasing recently, a temple cultivator's ears suddenly moved.Of course Osamu Dazai found out, but he didn't show anything unusual in front of Ichijoji Shu, just said: It's not the same as in the TV series, she is really a warm-hearted and brave woman in real life.Although she seemed to have misunderstood something and fished me out of the water.Alas, in fact, I wanted to enter the water with her more, and then slowly Ichijo Temple Shu quickly interrupted Osamu Dazai's fantasy and said impatiently: What the hell do you want to say?
Osamu Dazai skillfully smoothed the hair: Okay, okay, don't worry, you listen to me.A temple cultivator raised his chin, looking like if you dare to deviate from the topic, I will crush your confidence to go out a little more.Osamu Dazai looked at the big fish that bit the hook but didn't notice it, tried his best to hold back his laughter, coughed and cleared his throat, and said: We talked about her participation, the recent hit "Night Road", and then I heard an inside message.A temple cultivator couldn't help but complain: What kind of inside news will tell you about this stranger Osamu Dazai hissed, touched his chin, and said very seriously: Probably because I'm handsome?
Ichijo Temple Xiu looked at the face with a blue nose and swollen face, and couldn't restrain it after enduring it, and punched him in the stomach.Oh!
Hearing the movement from the desk opposite, Kunikida took time out of his busy work to glance at it, frowned and said, "Dazai, why are you still here?"
Didn't you say you had something to report to the president?
Xiu, you see, I still have something to do, Osamu Dazai covered his beaten stomach with one hand, and pointed to the president's office with the other, and I'll talk about it later?
Ichijo Temple Xiu snorted and withdrew his hand.Osamu Dazai went to the president's office and reported all the conclusions he had reached after testing the strange abilities of Ichijoji Temple to Fukuzawa Yukichi.After that, Yukichi Fukuzawa asked Osamu Dazai to convey his meaning to all the employees, including the clerical clerks.First, no request should be made to Xiu in a non-emergency situation.Second, if the number of requests is a multiple of ten, only select things that are unexpectedly harmful.Third, the requirements put forward must not be beyond common sense and cannot be accomplished by human beings.After speaking, Osamu Dazai asked: Do you have any questions?
Naomi Tanizaki raised her hand and said: Regarding the second half of the second point, is there a specific example of the small danger of accidents?
Osamu Dazai: For example, to the extent of handing over water and handing over pens.Everyone nodded in understanding.Osamu Dazai had just returned to his desk and sat down, when he suddenly heard Kunikida say, "I still have a question."
Hey?
Kunikida-kun, please speak.Kunikida pointed to the fountain pen on the table, and the mission report belonging to Osamu Dazai, which was about to be completed.Is this what is called an emergency?
He deliberately slowed down and accentuated the last few words, as if he was afraid that Osamu Dazai would not understand.Osamu Dazai followed and took a look, and then hit the palm of his left hand with a fist in his right hand, as if he had just remembered, and added triumphantly: Above, except for Dazai~ Everyone in the detective agency: Probably because his appearance was too bad, a pillow thrown from unknown direction smashed straight into his face.Osamu Dazai's face was still bruised and swollen, and he screamed in pain in an instant when he was smashed by this.Everyone in the detective agency turned a deaf ear, and continued to be busy with the affairs at hand, and after receiving the water, he passed by and Akiko Yoshino didn't even give him a glance.In the end, it turned out to be a temple cultivator who was willing to deal with Osamu Dazai.He held out a finger and poked Osamu Dazai in the shoulder.It's still best for me!
Osamu Dazai's eyes were full of tears, and he was about to pounce.A temple cultivator raised his foot against his office chair in disgust, not letting him get close to him.The inside news of "Night Road": The daily limited snack of the xx house, it turns out that this guy is waiting for him here.A temple repaired and grinded the posterior molars, and the deal was sold.Osamu Dazai immediately put away his pitiful look, snorted twice, raised his eyebrows, and said maliciously: Xiu, are you interested in being an actor?
Ha???
Chapter 47 Actors and Agents (1) Unlike Ichijo Xiu's favorite "Wind Chime House", "Night Road" is a pure supernatural horror film, which is broadcast in the form of a unit drama.This drama is filmed and broadcast at the same time, the broadcast interval is no more than one unit, the work of the crew is fast-paced and compact, and there are a large number of shooting tasks to be completed every day.Originally, according to the original plan, the crew was going to shoot the broadcast content for the next week this week.However, what I never expected was that the sudden accident caught everyone in the crew off guard.This drama has a male supporting role that is more important in the later scenes, and several important clues in the main plot are tied to him.Unfortunately, he died on the first night after joining the crew.?!
Ichijo Temple Cultivator was so surprised that his eyes widened unconsciously, and he died?
Osamu Dazai: That's right.After some investigation, the police found that the actor was so busy before he joined the crew that he was like a spinning top, he couldn't stop at all, and he only slept two or three hours a day.In addition, the cause of death given in the autopsy report was acute myocardial infarction, so the death of the actor in the crew was quickly closed.The actor who played the important supporting actor had just reported to the crew, and before the official start of the show, something like this happened.Although his death has nothing to do with the crew, if the rumors spread, it will definitely be bad for the crew, so they are silent about this matter.But the key role in the later stage of the plot is suddenly gone, what should I do now?
The director and screenwriter put a lot of thought into this role, and there are many hints about the appearance of this character in the content that has been released before.Many attentive viewers have actually guessed that there will be such a character in the future, and even wrote a lot of high-quality reasoning about this character under the topics related to the TV series.The crew kept the relevant information about this role very tight, and even the actor who played this role was not announced to the public, leaving it to the outside world to speculate.They whetted the audience's appetite, made them scratch their lungs with curiosity, and set off a smoke bomb from time to time, but never gave the letter.The audience's expectations have risen, and if the scene of this character is deleted in the end because no one plays this problem, not only the director and screenwriter will be unwilling, but even their loyal audience will not agree.Hearing this, a temple cultivator, who is also a loyal viewer of this drama, nodded and expressed his understanding.But he looked at Osamu Dazai puzzled, it was just the first time they met, why did the actress tell you such an important thing?
Don't say anything, because he is handsome, this kind of reason is nonsense when he hears it, and a temple cultivator absolutely doesn't believe it.Osamu Dazai coughed because she had commissioned the detective agency.Ichijo Temple Cultivator: He was silent for a while, and then he said, "Then everything you said before about entering the water was made up?"
Osamu Dazai: Huh?
It's not made up, that's how I met the actress, but we didn't talk for long before she left in a hurry.These internal information about the crew were told to me later when she commissioned them.A temple cultivator asked: So what is the content of her commission?
Osamu Dazai: She wanted us to investigate the male lead of the show.What happened to the male lead?
She felt that there was something wrong with the male protagonist, as if he was a completely different person.Although she and the actor are not very familiar with each other, because she has been filming for a while, and she usually likes to observe, she found some strange places.Ichijo Temple: For example?
Osamu Dazai: When you put the water glass, your little finger will be cocked; When laughing, he will cover his mouth and bow his head, looking downward; When encountering some insects that do not bite people, they will even jump on the bed and scream, etc.After listening, a temple cultivator couldn't help but wonder, what is so strange about this, it is indeed not strange from a normal point of view.Osamu Dazai said calmly, but what if this person had never acted like this before, or even reacted completely differently?
That's a bit weird, isn't it?
So that's why she said that the actor seems to have changed someone?
Osamu Dazai nodded, his tone suddenly became a little intriguing, this is nothing, and what's even weirder is that these small details are exactly the same as the supporting actor who has died.?!
Even, the time when the actor changed happened to be the day the supporting actor died.If the reality is a supernatural horror movie, she will start to wonder if after the supporting actor died, his soul did not leave the crew, but possessed the male protagonist.The crew of the supernatural film actually had a supernatural event, which is a bit interesting.The interest of a temple cultivator was completely aroused, and he asked: When will you leave?
Since Osamu Dazai told him the inside story of this commission, he was naturally prepared to involve him in this investigation.Osamu Dazai smiled and said meaningfully: Don't worry, before that, we still need some preparations~ What preparations?
What is this guy selling?
This doubt did not last long, and was quickly answered.In order to avoid startling the snake, the client did not publicize the matter.So in this investigation, we have to change our identities and blend in like we did last time when we were in the crew of "Wind Chime House".Ichijo Temple Cultivator nodded, and said as a matter of course: Or a staff?
Wrong.Osamu Dazai shook his fingers and pointed to a temple shu, and the actor who played the supporting actor then pulled out a pair of glasses out of nowhere, put them on the bridge of his nose, and held his chin to introduce himself and his agent in a serious manner.Ichijoji Shu: No wonder Osamu Dazai told him that he was interested in becoming an actor?
Before he could say anything, a hand suddenly reached out from across the desk, smashed a fist on Osamu Dazai's head, and then pulled away the glasses on the bridge of Osamu Dazai's nose.Ichijoji Shu took a look over and found that the pair of glasses turned out to be Kunikida's one.After snatching back his glasses, the latter sat back in his place as if nothing had happened, and continued to work, the keyboard crackling and banging very loudly.That's it, Osamu Dazai grinned and rubbed the place where he was knocked, and continued, Miss Morizono, who was also the client of this mission, said that it was inconvenient to make a public announcement about the death of the supporting actor, so the crew is now busy looking for an actor suitable for this role in private.So far, they have also found a few actors to try out, but in the end, the director and screenwriter are not very satisfied.If it drags on like this, they'll have to delete the character.The director was in a hurry, and in desperation, he quietly talked to several leading actors and the companies behind them, asking them to help recommend actors suitable for the role.Hearing this, Ichijoji Xiu understood, so Miss Morien plans to send us into the crew in this way?
Osamu Dazai: That's right.A temple cultivator nodded, and then said very simply: I don't want it.Huh?!
Osamu Dazai's eyes widened in disbelief.The corners of a temple cultivator's mouth twitched: Since your desire to perform is so strong, can't you experience what it feels like to be an actor?
Well???
Osamu Dazai immediately pointed to his bruised and miserable face, and said with a special confidence: Who would be filming in the mirror with such a face?
You said it well, and you can't even refute it.A temple cultivator struggled: really can't you blend in as a staff member?
Or can I just use my supernatural powers to make them ignore our existence?
Osamu Dazai: But in that case, how are we going to question the people in the crew, especially the actor who has an abnormality?
Can't you just erase their memories by asking one?
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Looking at the expression of a temple cultivator, it is obvious that he thinks why not?
Osamu Dazai sighed: In that case, then why should we go to the crew to investigate in person, can't we just let your supernatural ability write the ins and outs of the matter?
Oh, too, but that also takes the fun out of the investigation.I remember you said before that you don't like to use abnormal abilities in fights, because it's too easy to win, but it's the same with investigations, isn't it?
Osamu Dazai: Actually, cultivation is very smart, but when you encounter any trouble, you are used to solving it simply and rudely with abnormal abilities, so many times your brain will not be able to turn around.Machines that are not used often are often difficult to get started, and the reason is the same.It's the first time I've been praised for being smart, and Ichimo has always been crushed by his bamboo horse and his brother's IQ: Really?
Osamu Dazai's face was full of sincerity: Really.Seeing that a temple cultivator had begun to waver, Osamu Dazai made persistent efforts and said: During the investigation process, try to use as little as possible to take shortcuts with abnormal abilities, which does not mean that we can't use it when we deal with the aftermath.If you really don't plan to appear on camera, wouldn't it be nice to delete the footage about you after the investigation is over?
Hearing this, a temple cultivator who was still hesitating finally agreed, okay.There was a crackling keyboard click.Kunikida Dubu couldn't help but sigh in his heart: This is too easy to deceive, right, the goal is achieved, Osamu Dazai said with a smile: Then next