As if he was playing a trick, he took out a shopping bag from under the desk, and smiled very ill-intentionedly, so he asked Xiu Xiu to change this dress first~?
Ichijoji Xiu looked at the very familiar brand logo on the shopping bag and couldn't help but be silent.Isn't this the store where he bought clothes when he was dressed as a woman, Osamu Dazai handed the shopping bag to Ichijoji Shushu and motioned for him to take it.It shouldn't be what he thinks, right?
A lucky Ichijo Temple Xiu took the shopping bag and looked inside, and it contained a skirt.With a snap, a piece of temple cultivation suddenly burst out of the brain, and his eyes scraped towards Osamu Dazai like a knife.Osamu Dazai was unconscious, and greeted him and said: Come on, come on, it's not the first time anyway, you should be very proficient in cultivation, right?
The back molars of a temple were so creaking that he spoke as if he were squeezing out of between his teeth: What does this mean?
Hey?
Didn't I tell you?
Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes and said very innocently, what is the role you are about to play?
Pseudo-mother!
Chapter 48 Actors and Agents (2) For Ichijo Temple Xiu himself, pretending to be a woman or something, in fact, he doesn't mind.But he took the initiative to pretend to be a woman, and he stepped into Osamu Dazai's pit to pretend to be a woman, which are completely different concepts.In retrospect, a temple cultivator always felt that he had been tricked.The evidence is that this set of women's clothes was bought with reference to his own body data.He even suspected that Osamu Dazai was deliberately beaten by that, after all, this would be able to rightfully push the identity of an actor to him Ichijo Temple squinted his eyes, and the strange ability was quietly activated.Poof, who had just picked up the water cup and took a sip of water, Akiko Yoshino immediately squirted out.What's wrong?
Dr.
Yosano followed Yosano Akiko's line of sight, and Junichiro Tanizaki's mouth opened wider and wider, and finally he was able to stuff a whole egg.Kenji Miyazawa's expression was also a little stunned, and he muttered: The people in the city are really amazing, huh?
What's going on with you Kunikida Dubu also looked at it, and his expression was instantly dull.Edogawa turned his office chair around, and when he saw Osamu Dazai, who was wearing a double ponytail and a maid outfit, his face was whiter than the wall, and his blush was like a monkey's buttocks, he unceremoniously hugged his stomach and laughed.Hahaha Dazai, you also have today!
When Osamu Dazai heard this, he raised his eyebrows, and almost instantly guessed what Ichijoji had done.He turned his head to look at the window, and through the reflection on the glass, he saw what he looked like in the eyes of Kunikida Dubu and others.Since the alien ability doesn't work for me, then simply change the perception of the world outside of me, right?
The corners of Ichijojishu's mouth rose slightly, and I thought about it, it's better for you to be this actor Dazai.Shu is too bad, right, Osamu Dazai muttered on his lips, his tone dragged on for a long time, and he didn't seem angry.It's just that Ichijoji Xiu's body jumps back with agility, and he successfully dodges the hand that Osamu Dazai suddenly stretched out towards him.As long as he doesn't get touched, there is no way to use human disqualification against him.Next, a chicken-flying and dog-jumping chase battle began in the detective agency's office.Ichijoji Shushu easily coped with Osamu Dazai's various attacks, and the latter couldn't touch a single corner of his clothes at all.Although his brain power is not as good as this guy's, when it comes to force, the situation is completely opposite.If you are not satisfied with the current image, we can discuss with you and change it a little.Edogawa immediately shouted: Change change, glasses girl!
Ranbu-sama wants to see glasses girl Dazai!
In the next second, Osamu Dazai in the eyes of everyone had an extra pair of big round-framed glasses on his face.Oooh oh!
Not bad, repair!
Edogawa Ranbu was so happy that he took out his phone and climbed onto the table, took the best viewing angle, clicked and began to take pictures, what would the next one look like?
Kunikida Dubu tried to stop it: Mr.
Ranbu, didn't the president just say that there is no need to be obsessed with such a trivial matter now, Kunikida.Edogawa waved his hand in a hurry, very unimpressed, isn't it an emergency right now?
Seeing Dazai's appearance is comparable to Mars hitting the earth!
Don't you want to take a picture of him and use it as a way to laugh at him and threaten him in the future?
Kunikida was silent.He admits that he actually has a bit of a lost heart.But the president asked Dazai not long ago to inform them that they were not allowed to make a request to Shu unless it was an emergency, and it was less than half a day, and the rules were about to be broken by him?
Different from Kunikida's entanglement, others specifically refer to Edogawa Ranbu and Akiko Yosano, who are not afraid of being retaliated against by Osamu Dazai, who have no scruples at all, and make more demands than one by one, and even extremely arrogantly take pictures while commenting on their heads.Xiu, speaking of maids, then you must try the cute element of beast ears.I remember Dazai saying before that what animal he hated the most?
Dog.Then switch to dog ears!
Oops, the maid is a little tired of looking at it for a long time.What about bikinis?
Spicy eyes!
Xiu, let's change into a JK uniform.No, no, Dazai, your movements are too big, the skirt is lifted, wow, it's good, it's good, and I thoughtfully arranged leggings for him!
Junichiro Tanizaki: He tried his best to hold his hand, which was about to move and wanted to take pictures with his mobile phone, and pulled Kenji Miyazawa to hide in the most unnoticeable corner.Mr.
Dazai will definitely take revenge back, at this time, it's best for us to hide Kenji Miyazawa blinked, and said with a natural face: Why revenge?
In fact, I think it's been a long time, it's pretty good, and before he can say it, a teacup crossed over the top of the two of them, slammed into the wall, and suddenly broke apart.Junichiro Tanizaki immediately dragged Kenji Miyazawa to squat down, shivering, quiet as a chicken.Well?
Edogawa glanced at the smashed teacup, quickly returned to his chair, and put away the phone that had taken a lot of pictures.Seeing this, Akiko Yosano also converged.The next second, the door to the president's office suddenly opened.Hearing that Yukichi Fukuzawa was throwing something outside, he walked out with his sleeves cuffed up, and before he could finish his reply, he saw Osamu Dazai wearing a cropped JK uniform with two small tugs on his head, two big blushes on his face, and a crop top JK uniform.So the unfinished words were swallowed back by him silently.President!
Kunikida and the others greeted him respectfully.A temple cultivator who was originally attached to the corner of the ceiling like a spider also jumped down, and Osamu Dazai took the opportunity to rush over and grab his wrist, and the world was disqualified, and the strange costume in the eyes of everyone Osamu Dazai changed back to Osamu Dazai, who had a blue nose and swollen face.Edogawa let out a long, regretful sigh.Cough Fukuzawa Yukichi cleared his throat, put on a straight face, and said seriously: Don't mess around.Osamu Dazai firmly held the hand of a temple cultivator and replied with a smile: Okay, president ~ a piece of temple repair: Hmph.After Yukichi Fukuzawa closed the door to his office, everyone went about their business.Osamu Dazai looked back at the expressionless Ichijo Temple Repair, and said helplessly: The anger is also out, and the photos have been taken, so it's time to start preparing for the commission, right?
We also had to hurry up and take a few photos and a short video, pack them and send them to Miss Mori Yuan for her to give to the director for review.A temple cultivator didn't answer, just stared at his hand and said, "Let go."
Osamu Dazai wasn't worried that Ichijoji Shu would take the opportunity to dress him up in a strange way, so he simply let go of his hand, put it away and put it in the pocket of his long coat.A temple cultivator glanced at the shopping bag that fell to the ground, stretched out his finger and hooked it, and the shopping bag stood up from the ground and flew directly into his hand.He grabbed his shopping bag and walked to the bathroom without saying a word.Edogawa Ranbu leaned back in his office chair and childishly turned the chair beneath him while eating a snack.You're the one who's really bad, right?
That's it.Arms and arms around Akiko Yosano, obviously also standing on the side of Edogawa Ranbu.Huh?
What did Mr.
Ranbu and Dr.
Yosano say Osamu Dazai's voice was soft, and it didn't sound the slightest bit aggressive, compared to me, who was taken so many strange photos and left as a black history, the cultivator who put on normal women's clothes was more relaxed and stress-free, right?
Anyway, you've already figured out how to delete the photos.Edogawa said without thinking.Osamu Dazai smiled but said nothing.Edogawa shook the empty snack bag in his hand, rabbits can bite people when they are in a hurry, not to mention a fierce beast that we can't hold at all.Maybe you'll regret it in the future, Dazai.Huh?
Did Mr.
Ranbu think so?
Osamu Dazai's eyebrows are crooked, but that smile gives people a sense of stiffness and disobedience like a face.After hearing the conversation between the two, everyone's hearts jumped and they felt a little uneasy.Mr.
Ranbu, you mean that Kunita Dubu, who was frowning slightly, was interrupted by movement from the bathroom before he could finish speaking.Edogawa Ranbu flipped out his phone again, and the camera function was ready.He said with a grin: Don't worry, when the time comes, as today, Dazai will definitely be the only one who is unlucky.Shu and Dazai are different, he is a good boy who is quite restrained, although he may not know this himself, otherwise why would he go to the uninhabited island in the Pacific Ocean to vent his anger when he is angry?
And you see, Dazai is still alive and well now, isn't that ironclad proof?
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Say, say the same, right?
Everyone in the detective agency has an almost blind trust in Edogawa Ranbu, so after listening to him say this, the heart that he just mentioned immediately followed and put it down.Anyway, when the time comes, the only unlucky person will be Osamu Dazai, so what are they worried about?
Maybe at that time, they will also gloat and watch the show as they do today.Ichijoji quickly changed his clothes, put on his wig, opened the bathroom door and walked out.Osamu Dazai picked out a little white dress with a straight neck that just reached the knee, revealing a beautiful collarbone, a superior shoulder and neck line, and straight and slender calves.The ruffle folds on the chest and shoulders are just right to hide the flat chest and slightly wider shoulders than girls.The detective agency gasped when they saw it.I really can't see the slightest sense of disobedience!
If it weren't for watching a temple cultivator walk in with his clothes, it is estimated that they would really think that the person in front of them was a real girl.Eh, it's really suitable for repair.Osamu Dazai took two photos, beckoned to him, and motioned for him to sit on the sofa in the well-lit hospitality area.And he himself took out a shopping bag from under the desk, held it in his arms, sat on the office chair and stretched out his feet, and the rollers took him around and slid to the side of a temple repair.The next step is to apply makeup according to the character's settings.As he spoke, he opened the shopping bag and pulled out the cosmetics from inside.The crowd watched with a look of novelty.Looking at Osamu Dazai, who was fiddling with cosmetics, and Akiko Yosano was a little surprised, are you going to do it yourself?
I can't tell you can wear makeup.Osamu Dazai took out a puff, proudly brushed the hair in front of his forehead, and said in a brisk tone: It's much easier than painting, don't look at me like this, I used to be a man who painted self-portraits~ Although that self-portrait scared the young daughter of his former boss's family.Painting and makeup?
Akiko Xie Ye was silent, why did she think it was not very reliable.A professional painter can paint Osamu Dazai with a wall-like foundation and a monkey's butt-like blush, although that's mostly a spoof of Osamu Dazai, so what about the non-professional Osamu Dazai?
And it's hard to guarantee that this guy won't come nonsense!
She looked at the face of Ichijoji Shu, and couldn't help but say to Osamu Dazai: Let me come.Chapter 49 Actors and Agents (3) Don't bother.Ichijoji Shushu asked Osamu Dazai to explain the makeup set by the character, and the special ability was activated, and makeup tools such as puffs and makeup brushes jumped up from the table and started working at the same time, as if they were being held in the hands of several invisible makeup artists.This kind of efficiency is naturally very high, and after a while, the makeup on a temple cultivator's face is finished, and the results shown in the end are also quite good.When I met with Akiko Yosano, I couldn't help but sigh: It's so convenient, you can save a lot of time when you go out in the morning.Junichiro Tanizaki said silently: Mr.
Xiu doesn't need to wear makeup when he goes out in the morning, right?
That's right.Is that okay?
Ichijoji Shu opened his eyes, which were closed by makeup, and looked at Osamu Dazai.I watched as the latter held his chin and looked at it as if he was really checking it carefully.A temple cultivator looked at him for two seconds, and neither of them spoke.He seemed to think it was a bit silly to do so, so he habitually took out his phone.Unexpectedly, as soon as his head was lowered, he was held up by the outstretched fingers and lifted his head again.Ichijoji looked at Osamu Dazai, who was dragging his chin, suspiciously.What's wrong?
Those light golden eyes were filled with pure doubts, without the usual indifferent appearance, like clear waveless water, calm and peaceful; It is like a clean and bright mirror, clearly reflecting the figure of the person in front of him.Osamu Dazai pinched his chin, frowned slightly and swayed from side to side for a while, and suddenly thought of something, and suddenly realized: Eye contacts!
I didn't wear contact lenses, so I said something was wrong