However, he can become one of the few male hosts in this kind of talk show, and he has two brushes, if you avoid the important and light, then I can also exploit the loopholes: Oh?
It seems that Mr.
Chu Huai is looking for a cat girlfriend, this kind of girl is indeed very cute, haha!
You've never announced your criteria for choosing a mate before, so now that you've found the girl in the cat line, you're going to have to say that?
Hachi looked at the host with an expression as if he was looking at a fool, and his tone was filled with natural pity for the fool: I just started raising a cat recently, and I don't have a girlfriend.This regretful tone made the host feel uncomfortable for a moment, and he felt that in combination with the context, Chu Huai should be regretting that he didn't have a girlfriend and nothing else.I couldn't get effective information here in Xiaoba, and the host threw the topic to the boss again: What about Teacher Youzhou?
Do you, as a big brother, have any thoughts on this?
The Boss pondered for a moment: For now, I personally don't have any ideas.Oh host meaningful: that is, there will be in the future, so do you have any favorite genre?
The boss glanced down at his abdomen, and the panda above him was still rubbing his abs with a foolish face.My words,I don't have a favorite type for the time being.,But it's best not to covet my abdominal muscles I didn't think before.,Now I have a panda hanging on my abdominal muscles.,This feels like a pregnant look.,Those people keep saying that they want to touch him.,Who knows if you want to rush up and hang on it like a wolf like a little assistant.。
If a human is hung up like this, he will die.The show is in the form of recorded broadcasts, but there is still a large audience sitting below, most of them are fans of the boss or killer whales, and the first reaction after hearing the boss's answer is that the boss knows about their abs licking on Weibo.A clear and loud boy came out from the audience: Husband, please stay away from the lives of fans!!
Top dog:???
Little Eight: Black Question Mark ???
Little assistant: The private chat in the world that only our parties understand, I just fell out of love, and now I am still watching others misunderstand my male god and rape them.The host laughed and leaned back and forth, while making a joke to defuse the scene so that the audience should not disturb the video, and at the same time holding the microphone and telling the director not to cut this paragraph.When the show was broadcast, a group of starfish on the barrage followed the laughter and had a seizure, and a #Please stay away from the fan's life# tag became the first in the hot search, and the second was #Chu Huai's cat girlfriend#.Although calling on idols to stay away from the lives of fans is very popular, and all fans feel it deeply, but soon Chu Huai's cat girlfriend climbed to the first place, because there was a dispute inside.
[Feline boyfriend: What's the matter, why can you call your woman husband, don't our cat boyfriends deserve to have a name?
@虎鲸-Xiaoba, husband, you take care of them. 】This is a hornet's nest.
[Lemon essence: Who do you call your husband, do you know how long you coaxed me with such a sentence. 】Poked the hornet's nest again.
[Confused tree: I was so scared that I quickly hugged Chu Huai. 】[Hongguoguo: Frightened, Chu Huai hurriedly hugged me. 】[Wisdom Fruit: Prohibition of nesting dolls. 】[Red fruit: It is forbidden to prohibit nesting dolls. 】[Green-skinned monster: Chu Huai: I was very scared at that time. 】[Sand Sculpture: I'm afraid that the screen will hit the brothers!]
】The old seven hundred took the time to come up and take a look.,And then hurriedly went to the concave 3 to download the big latest Cangxiao x King one or two homo.。
The disappearance of every Zu'an person is not a trivial matter, especially this kind of king who has been alive for many years in Zu'an, his original goal is very clear, he will die on the battlefield of Zu'an, and he will never retire for anything.Later with the jellyfish.It's so fragrant.Jellyfish is the same operation, he doesn't have time to log in to Haiyue's account now, he can't get along with idols intimately now, how can he waste time on incarnating trolls, he has to continue to make money to buy swimming pools for idols.If my idol is Aquaman, then that sea must be all mine.The people who have the future binding object are very busy, but they only have their own killer whale idle birds, Xiao Jiu watched for a long time, and witnessed Lao Qi's trumpet go online and offline, during which it was delayed for about three minutes.According to his understanding of Lao Qi, Lao Qi must have watched the battlefield, but he didn't mess with him this time, this guy is no longer worthy of being a Zuan.Xiao Jiu ran to the rooftop to bask in the sun, leading to singing, how lonely it is to be invincible.After sighing, a tall and thin young man with a delicate appearance but a wooden expression walked up to him from behind, revealing a smile that couldn't be more fake, his white slender hand reached out in front of him, his fingers slowly opened, and a white down feather lay quietly in his palm.Xiao Jiu's singing came to an abrupt end.The word illegitimate rice suddenly appeared in my mind.As we all know, illegitimate meals are the most unoffending group among all fans, and even the idol himself is very afraid of this kind of person, he can hide if he can, and he has to run if he can't hide, otherwise once he sticks to the gloomy future of life, he can't get rid of it like a piece of snot.But when this narrow road is confronted with bastards, no fool will try to provoke bastards.Xiao Jiu first took half a step back, confirmed the safe distance, kept his eyes locked on the young man's eyes, and didn't dare to look at the feather: Thank you, it's beautiful, but this is a private villa, how did you get in?
The young man with a wooden expression did not rush to explain, but tilted his head and handed the feather forward again.Xiao Jiu was attracted by his movements, and subconsciously glanced down, and saw a big gray-white bird with a long beak floating on the chest of this young man with a feather in his hand.That familiar circle of white light made Xiao Jiu swallow subconsciously: You know that you are actually a bird, right?
The bird that gave him feathers would never be illegitimate in life.The young man still refused to speak, stubbornly wanting to hand the feather on his hand to Xiao Jiu.It's the first time he's seen someone like this when he's so big.Xiao Jiu reluctantly took it: Can you say it?
The young man showed a bright smile, although his expression was still a little wooden, but his behavior finally became vivid, he looked left and right, and walked to the flower platform next to him to signal Xiao Jiu to come over.Xiao Jiu looked at it for a while and finally understood that he was a stupid bird.So he walked over from the goodness, looked up slightly at the young man who was standing on the flower platform half a head taller than him, and lowered his voice, for fear of irritating the fool: What's the matter, little silly bird.The young man shook his head with an expression, and his mouth opened and closed: hee, hee, hee.Then he put his chin on Xiao Jiu's head, took off the soft flesh on his jaw and rubbed Xiao Jiu's hair.Xiao Jiu: What the hell?!
Xiao Jiu pushed the boy away and retreated backwards: What are you doing?
The boy didn't have time to react and took half a step back, and his heel accidentally hit the evergreen sapling, and he fell down with a bang.A pair of eyes that weren't very agile blinked, and they didn't understand how they fell.Xiao Jiu was also startled when he saw the person falling, and rushed over to help, but before he could walk in, he saw that the stupid bird had already stood up.He was a little worried: Are you alright?
Did you fall somewhere?
The boy opened and closed his lips again at him, but did not make a sound, and finally squinted at him, and twisted his head away with a snort???
Angry???
Xiao Jiu walked around in front of him: Isn't it?
The boy snorted again and ducked.Xiao Jiu felt that things were tricky: Okay, okay, I'm sorry I was wrong, I shouldn't have pushed you, but the action you just put on my head with your chin is something that everyone will guard against, okay!
The scumbag apologizes and likes to say so, anyway, the ending is that the girlfriend will be even angrier.Of course, the young man was also angry, his mouth opened and closed like a silent scolding, Xiao Jiu would definitely snort and turn his back whenever he walked in front of him, leaving Xiao Jiu with an angry back.It's too hard to coax, the key is why would he coax an intruder, and find a security guard to kick people out, isn't he fragrant?
If you can't communicate like this, I can only ask the security guard to ask you to leave, and if you fall, I will reimburse you for your medical expenses at that time, and nothing else.As he spoke, he made a gesture to leave, but out of the corner of his eye, he was still paying attention to the stupid bird's movements.After walking a little more than two steps, the stupid bird became anxious, stomped his feet and ran towards him, his hand slammed into his head, and the three delicate hairs were pulled down in a daze, and rushed to him and handed them to him.Xiao Jiu looked at the three hairs and fell into deep thought.What kind of bird is this, it has seen its own hair, but it has never seen its own hair.Seeing that the young man was still looking at him, Xiao Jiu's heart softened, reached out and took his hair, and sighed: Why do you want to squeak me, it's too difficult for me to guess if you're like this.In the next second, the young man who had just been staring at him and waiting for him to take the feather snorted again, and then turned his back fiercely.Xiao Jiu: What did Pikachu do wrong?
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Chapter 75 Xiao Jiu is the only whale in the army of poor idols who owns a villa, and the house is completely unimagined by other whales, and it is not difficult to arrange a room for the teenager.But it's definitely not that simple.Because the tradition of killer whales is that if the brothers are in the same house, then everyone sleeps in the same bed.So their beds are huge.Then there are no other rooms or no bedding for the other rooms.Xiao Jiu is home alone today, the assistant is not there, and the part-time worker will not come today, and the top idol who has not lit up the bed-making skills can only share his bed helplessly.By the way, he just got the name of this bird brother, the whalehead stork.Wow, it turned out to be a relative on land.Xiao Jiu stretched out his hand to the boy: Hello, I'm a killer whale.The young man stared at the hand handed to him silently in deep thought, and then his eyes lit up imperceptibly, and his right hand unceremoniously stretched out to the top of his head, plucked three more from the thick hair and handed them to Xiao Jiu's hand.He repeated his old trick, stepped back half a step and stepped on the stool, beckoning Xiao Jiu to come over.The scene in front of him was very familiar, and it was the same when the stupid bird stepped on the flower platform just now, and then the stupid bird took off his chin and rubbed the top of his head.I'm a stupid bird the rest of the way.Xiao Jiu took half a step back, his eyes resisting.The boy began to pout.The boy began to darken.The teenager is starting to decade!
Xiao Jiu stepped forward with a loud voice, feeling the warm friction feeling coming from the top of his head, and suspected that he had fallen into an evil spirit.Brother, what kind of habit do you have, either pulling your own hair or rubbing other people's hair?
Do you want to take a wave of hair away?
After rubbing, the expression on the young man's face looked much more pleasant, although he was still a dumbfounded, but his slightly narrowed eyes could very well reflect his mentality.After such a long time, the young man finally opened his golden mouth like charity: You sing beautifully, I like you.Xiao Jiu: The whole world says so.I'm still a bird fan for a long time.The young man tilted his head and wondered: Human courtship also sings like this?
Courtship???
Xiaojiu subway old man looks at the mobile phone expression: What courtship?
The boy spoke slowly: I have heard many birds sing like this when they are courting, and you sing the best and most passionately.Xiao Jiu recalled why he sang at that time, and felt that he was really a good mallet.How lonely it is to be invincible.Well, now it's a stupid bird.As he spoke, the stupid bird's stomach growled.Xiao Jiu followed the voice and looked over with a playful expression, but the stupid bird did not show a trace of shame, but asked confidently: Do you know where to hunt nearby?
I am hungry.Xiao Jiu, a city person, sniffed the local atmosphere that he hadn't seen for many years: Silly, what kind of hunt are humans hunting now, and I'll give you takeout if you want to eat.The stupid bird was a little surprised: what is ordering takeout, and can you eat it?
Xiao Jiu is proficient in operating his mobile phone, he is very comfortable outside, and there are even a lot of discount coupons: it is to place an order on the mobile phone and let the human being send you food, and you can shoot whatever you want to eat.It's just like the zoo!
The stupid bird suddenly realized, and slowly replied: It's good.Xiao Jiu didn't raise his head, looked at the dazzling pictures on his mobile phone and thought about what he wanted to eat, and asked again by the way: What do you want to eat?
The stupid bird nodded obediently: Mmmm, I'm going to eat crocodiles.What???
Xiao Jiu looked up: What do you say you want to eat???
The stupid bird doesn't know why, but it seriously reiterates: crocodiles.Xiao Jiu stopped his movements and looked up at him: Don't be joking.The stupid bird shook his head, and spoke as slowly as ever, but the firmness of it could not be ignored: I am not kidding, I want to eat crocodiles, the last time I found a crocodile was thirty days ago, I haven't eaten a crocodile for a long time, and now I really want to eat it.You're great, that's great.Xiao Jiu trembled and collected the crocodile on his mobile phone, and while shocked, he felt that he was also stupid, he was infected, and he came to search for the crocodile.As a result, I didn't expect that there really was, crocodile sashimi, more than 100 copies.It's amazing.With the mentality of hunting, Xiao Jiu placed an order for double crocodiles, and ordered a variety of other seafood at the same store.He didn't realize that he hadn't eaten fish in a long time.The total variety of fish sashimi here is still very complete.The more Xiao Jiu thought about it, the more he missed, and he looked east and west and ordered a lot of fish, all of which were his favorite foods when he was in the sea.It's just a little painful when I pay, and there are only a few thousand yuan for so many kinds of fish, and the human world is not beautiful at all.Especially when the takeaway was delivered to his home as quickly as possible, Xiao Jiu was holding a half-meter-long food box and deeply felt deceived.He knew that every fish was cut into thin slices, after all, he had eaten it many times on the shore, but no one had ever told him that one was only the size of a palm, and there was a thick layer of ice underneath!
Obviously, when I went out with my eldest brother to eat sashimi in the past, I was able to eat all-you-can-eat QAQ, which was too much, and I was only given such a small amount to see that I was not a big brother.The eldest brother, who often borrowed money from his brothers and paid for the whole group's willful food and food, sneezed in a distant place.The assistant worriedly handed over a coat: Do you have a cold?
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Xiao Jiu flipped through the bottom of the box and saw the two even smaller crocodile sashimi, and the original idea of trying it was gone, and they all put it in front of the stupid bird: I'm sorry, I didn't expect that there would only be such a little bit of one copy, so I'll give you both copies.The stupid bird didn't reach for it, but leaned over and sniffed it with its nose: Wow, it's really a crocodile, I've never seen a crocodile like this.Then he poked the crocodile meat on the ice chips.was slapped on the back of his hand by Xiao Jiu mercilessly: wash your hands and eat again!