The stupid bird is stupid, look at the back of the hand and then look at Xiao Jiu, look at the back of the hand and then look at Xiao Jiu, the two pieces of flesh on the cheek can be seen bulging with the naked eye, and with a muffled snort, the stupid bird turned his back and wrote on the back of his head that I was angry.Xiao Jiu: What are you doing, stupid bird?
If you don't eat me, will you?
The almighty brother coaxed the younger brother to make a move, and the third brother used this trick on him many times, and he tried it repeatedly, Xiao Jiu coaxed the stupid bird in a similar way, and the stupid bird was unmoved.What a stupid bird with a backbone.Xiao Jiu changed the policy, washed his hands and came back with chopsticks and took a piece of shellfish, and his tone was pretentious: Wow, it's delicious~ The stupid bird's ears moved slightly.Xiao Jiu deliberately opened his mouth and chewed: Hmm, this is so delicious, don't you want to taste it?
The stupid bird scurried up, and Tuk Tuk ran to the bathroom and back, with a naïve smile on his sluggish face: I washed my hands.Xiao Jiu looked at his dry hand without a trace of water and fell into deep thought, the stupid bird can't use the faucet, so isn't he bullying the fool just now?
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Chapter 76 The stupid bird's hands were clean, and there was no water when he turned over and over, Xiao Jiu held his hand and sighed: Let's go, let's wash together.Washing hands is also a hard job, the stupid bird saw that the faucet that would automatically flow out of the water was so kind, and tried to rub it with his chin when he didn't pay attention, Xiao Jiu stopped it twice, and finally was glared back by the stupid bird's disgusted eyes.With a plain look, Xiao Jiu simply interpreted it: Don't worry, I'm just playing with it, and true love is what it means to you.It's a ghost story.Xiao Jiu plans to hide.But the stupid bird didn't want to rub the faucet anymore, it snuggled up to Xiao Jiu's side, and followed back to the dining room.Although the food is not top-notch and fresh for them, this new way of eating is still very peculiar to silly birds, so it is still delicious.Xiao Jiu took the opportunity to search the Internet for something about why crocodiles appeared on takeaway software.He thought that humans didn't eat this kind of fierce, ugly, and big thing, but it turned out that many times human beings just started to bother to artificially breed a certain creature, in fact, they were preparing for eating.There are many state-authorized farms in their province that raise crocodiles for human consumption, so their crocodiles are actually cheaper than those in other places.Xiao Jiu covered his heart, the cheapness of a few hundred yuan for a few slices of meat really can't hurt.Thinking about it this way, he recalled that not long ago, the second brother sneakily told him that the panda next to the eldest brother was very good at storytelling.The story is not powerful, he remembers that there are a lot of pandas artificially bred in the country, and the boss of the variety show with Xiao Yashang smiled at the camera and finished the slogan, and hurriedly stepped down, and the little assistant handed over the mobile phone: The phone vibrated just now, it should be someone who sent you a message.The boss clicked on it at random, and there was a red circle next to the avatar belonging to Xiao Jiu, and the numbers in the circle were quite large.He first glanced back at Xiao Hachi, Xiao Hachi's assistant pulled him to speak, and he hurriedly took the little assistant to slip away: Let's go first, I don't want to be on the same stage with a fool again.Then I clicked on the message in the nanny car.
[Xiao Jiu: Boss, protect the panda, he is on the human diet. 】[Xiao Jiu: If he gets lost, please remember to go to the zoo to find it first, and the panda base, it's terrible, why do humans eat pandas?
】[Xiao Jiu: I just found out that humans eat crocodiles, I originally thought that humans don't eat such ugly things, but I also found that humans eat insects?!
】The last piece of news was terrifying, and the boss looked at it, and the last time Xiao Jiu spoke was half an hour ago.
[Xiao Jiu: I suddenly remembered that killer whales have also been artificially farmed, and humans won't eat killer whales. 】The boss was shocked, looked at the little assistant and then at himself, and always felt that no one was safe.He involuntarily approached the assistant a lot, and the two of them shrank away from the human driver together.The little assistant who was suddenly wrapped in male hormones was confused: what to do?
Who can withstand your sudden approach like this?
The boss looked steady, quietly flipped the phone screen to the little assistant, and slightly stretched out his hand to wrap around the little assistant, so that he could protect him as soon as possible if the little assistant fainted.Poofhahahaha!
The little assistant smiled in the arms of the boss and rolled back and forth, he couldn't understand why he had such a group of living treasures in the first place: What do you think!
Who will eat national treasures, are you crazy hahaha!
Boss: So he's the only one in danger?
The boss was also shocked, and went back to search for the keyword that humans eat killer whales on the Internet.I can't find any news at all, not even lace news, but a bunch of rumors about killer whales eating humans Xiao Jiu, who forgot what he had done after sending the news, was reasoning with the stupid bird, telling him that the philosophy of life is that this is not allowed or that, and he is bound to do nothing.The mobile phone on the table next to Leng Buding dingdong.Who is this big night, so good for the teacher Xiao Jiu impatiently picked up the mobile phone, it was a message from the boss.
[Boss: Are you mentally retarded, how can humans eat killer whales, don't do anything to scare people all day long, don't send me these messy things in the future. 】Xiao Jiu was stunned for a second, and only then did he see what he had posted before by relying on the chat history.It turns out that humans don't eat killer whales, which is good.He held up his phone and gave the stupid bird an appearance: You see, this is the result of doing things that are superfluous, or things that should not be done.The stupid bird, who hadn't absorbed the knowledge of words for the time being, leaned over to look at the glowing little box, grunted, and rubbed his mobile phone with his chin, with a little joy on his face.He seems to like the things in this room very much, and he wants to rub everything.Xiao Jiu said that he was thirsty for a long time, so he got up and walked to the kitchen: I'll go get two bottles of water, do you want juice?
Silly Bird Mei Zizi nodded, and slowly replied: ~ The kitchen is downstairs, and when Xiao Jiu came back with a drink, he saw Silly Bird holding the Swiss Army knife given by his fan with a happy face, and his chin was raised, as if he was about to rub it up.it!
Stop it!
That won't work!
Xiao Jiu's liver was broken, and he rushed like lightning, and snatched away the Swiss Army knife that had bounced off in the stupid bird's hand, the sharp tip of the knife was sharp, and he was so anxious that his fingers itched, and it seemed to be cut.Don't care about looking at his hands, Xiao Jiu is the first thing to care about whether this stupid bird has cut his throat because he is too stupid.The hand that didn't hold the knife lifted the stupid bird's chin, perhaps it was not used to being actively touched by objects, the stupid bird trembled all over, and a small particle appeared on the slender and white neck, and then quickly returned to its original state, and even took the initiative to rub Xiao Jiu's hand with its chin.The silly bird laughed innocently: I like you too.Like a p.Xiao Jiu looked at the stupid bird's chin carefully, and only a few seconds of wrong eyes made the stupid bird's chin red, it was really a two hundred and five.He had never seen two hundred and five with such a strange habit, it was simply poisonous.The stupid bird was still taking down his chin and rubbing Xiao Jiu's hand: I'm hungry.Again???
Xiao Jiu flipped out his mobile phone: We just finished eating for less than two hours?!
The stupid bird blinked, the stupid bird didn't understand, the stupid bird was serious: I'm hungry.Xiao Jiu took out his mobile phone: I took it.Then I downloaded Fried Chicken Coke for Silly Bird.He was seduced by the boss when he was in the water group before, but this time he came by himself.So Xiao Jiu not only took screenshots of the orders for fried chicken and cola, but even took screenshots of the various sashimi orders he had eaten before and sent them to the group.Blind date and love each other in the crowd: [Xiao Jiu: Hi, Meizizi.
[Picture] [Picture] [Picture]] [Qin Be: Explain to me what fried chicken cola means for two servings, and why you order two takeouts in two hours. 】The stupid bird was resting his head on Xiao Jiu's head, completely unaware that the cute little killer whale below had just lost half his life for him.It's fascinating love.
[Qin Be: Give me an answer in two minutes. 】[Xiao Jiu: I have a whalehead stork. 】[Qin Be: I decided to come and see you in person. 】Blowing, playing, singing, and proficient group: [Boss: Is he stupid?
】[Second: Sigh.] 】[Old Five: I didn't expect that dying young was actually a verb. 】[Third child: sigh, Xiao Jiu has a daughter-in-law. 】[Boss: ???
】[Third child: Boss, you can't do it, you have a sister-in-law and you still have a water group, you don't feel as good as us. 】[Boss: ???
】[The third: Do you think the fourth, sixth, seventh, and eighth will take care of us?
Boss, you're so pitiful. 】[Third child: Look at Xiao Jiu, such a strict whale has gone to the wrong group for love, and you are still here to say that others are stupid, what qualifications do you have??
】The little assistant brought a lid of white fungus to the boss: Drink some white fungus, your throat has not been very comfortable recently, it will be much better to drink some white fungus, I have poured it out to cool just now, and now I drink it just right.As soon as he raised his eyes, he saw a pair of eyes that were so deep that there was no trace of waves looking at him without blinking.The little assistant's hand shook: What, what's wrong.The boss said in a low voice, took the white fungus and drank it all: It's okay.I'm not convinced.The author has something to say: Thank you to the little angel who voted for me during 2020-03-3021:37:09~2020-03-3120:14:43 ~ Thank you to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: 50 bottles of laughing father; 10 bottles in rolls; 6 bottles of yuzu soda; changed, 5 bottles of a teacher; Dongdong 2 bottles; Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Chapter 77 Xiao Jiu will be sanctioned by the agent if nothing else, and a small handicap is opened in the blowing and singing group.
[Third child: Brother Qin is getting more ruthless every time, I reasonably guess that Xiao Jiu will be sent to Africa for sand control this time.Bet on a pack of spicy strips. 】[Second: Obviously, collecting the mobile phone is Brother Qin's ultimate means, but it was cracked by the jellyfish boss of the seventh child. 】[The third: bet on the bet, don't be the old one. 】[Second child: Then I will also bet on a pack of spicy strips, and Xiao Jiu will be sent to Africa for sand control. 】[The third: Who bets that two people choose the same??
Who can win this??
Consciously quit the group, our group requires you to be at least eighteen years old to come in, your IQ is not right. 】[Second child: In addition to Xiao Jiu, there are eight other people, what about the two who vote for the same. 】There was a long silence after that.
[Third child: Hey, are there only two of us living in this group today?
@老大, what about people?
@老五, at least you should be there. 】Still no one replied.Not to mention the cold scene, even the second child is gone.waited for a long time for the second child to come out again: [I'm a little excited, I feel like there's only one single dog left in the group now, but it's not me. 】The third child holding the phone in the background: ????
Standing up suddenly, the third child almost knocked down the dressing table, and looked at the second child's words over and over again, as if he had seen an apocalyptic prophecy.After that, the second child never appeared again, and the third child flipped through the chat history in the group alone.Damn, these guys aren't they?
What the hell is the second child!
Is there no one who keeps his promise never to be separated?
I'm in the waves, and the white striped king's landing is actually the only dog today, as if he was stripped naked, and he was thrown in the center of the group to be watched?
It's crazy, and I don't accept it.The third child paced back and forth, this matter was by no means my problem, it must be them.I'm going to have a myocardial infarction [System news: Lao □□ out of the group chat. 】The third child is holding his mobile phone, and someone will definitely ask me to return to the group to get my forgiveness!
Blind expectation.jpg but the whole group is really not available now.For example, the boss is wearing the stars and the moon to make a movie, and he is about to toss until dawn.Another example is that the black-footed cat of Xiaohachi's family finally fell asleep after a night's trouble, and Hachi, who was forced to change his rest time, actually just went to sleep.There are also the seventh who is listening to the 18x radio drama at home and the sixth who is rehearsing and performing songs on the same stage with Zhuo Yujing.The fifth child who is fighting with people and the fourth child who is worried about the silly parrot running away with others in daily life.I just ran into a shivering cute dick.and Xiao Jiu, who is still battling with the whalehead stork about what to eat today.The third child is really miserable.The third child couldn't help but wonder if they all had car accidents, and none of them were still alive?
If you don't pull him into the group, he'll never come back!
I really couldn't help it, the third child called Xiao Jiu, nominally he was here to send warmth: Xiao Jiu, Brother Qin said that he wanted to come to your house, are you okay now?
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Do you want my brother to come and see you?
Xiao Jiu answered the phone and spoke vaguely, as if he had stuffed a lot of things in his mouth: It's okay Third brother, I'm going to eat, do you want to come over?
The third child is really surprised: Why are you so able to eat lately?!
Xiao Jiu was helpless: No way, there is a big stomach king at home, and he is hungry every five minutes.After Xiao Jiu finished speaking, there was a snatching voice on the microphone: The last piece is mine!
You've eaten six slices!
The third child knew that he was grabbing food when he heard his vague voice, who was the big eater, and he didn't have any points in his heart?
Seeing that the whalehead stork was about to eat the last piece of shellfish, Xiao Jiu was so anxious that he hurriedly dropped the phone: Third brother, I'm going to eat and chat!
There was a click, and only the ethereal sound of scramble came from the microphone.This fool didn't hang up the phone and went to eat by himself.The third child was about to hang up the phone, but suddenly heard the doorbell on the other end of the phone.Exciting, it's definitely Brother Qin here!
The third child rubbed his hands, it was Xiao Jiu who didn't hang up the phone by himself, and it was definitely not him eavesdropping.The voice in the microphone was not very clear due to the distance, but fortunately, Qin Bei was furious, and the voice was quite loud.Who is this person?
Stayed overnight last night?
Wow, that's exciting!
The third child muted himself, took the headphones and wore them all over the world looking for snacks, eating with a mouthful of fragrant food, and listening to a big melon by the way.Xiao Jiu was quite natural in the early stage, but later his voice became smaller and smaller, so small that the third child was almost completely inaudible, and he could only roughly guess what was going on from a few words, and guess the current situation from Qin Bei's louder and louder voice.You're all bold, aren't you?!
You one, Cang Xiao walked two, Chu Huai one!
Four people, what are you doing?!
You brothers are amazing, An An has been divided for so many years, and what I have always been most proud of is that you don't have to worry about emotional problems with me at all, no one can attract you, and as a result, you found a group of boyfriends one by one when I trusted you the most!
What's the matter, it's been lurking for years just to make a big one?
Stay?
What is your identity, and how dare you stay with these beautiful boys?
The media spit on the stars, can you stand it?
Killer whales have just begun to transform and are facing a large-scale powder wash, do you want to do this trouble?!
How big is it, why don't you think about the consequences when you do things??
You're the most secure of all people, and I'm the one I trust the most in this matter, but look at what you're doing!