I thought that if there were signs of this kind of thing, it would be King's Landing taking the lead, but who would have thought that it would be you first?!
People sit at home, and pots come from heaven???
The third child's mouth clicked and ate the small biscuits, and his eyes were sad and sad.At this moment, he didn't know whether he should be sad that he was so distrusted, or cry that his most promising person to win the championship had fallen to the last place.The world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient.The stepfather's cold suspicion and his brother's merciless catch-up were mixed together, and the third child, who had always been strong-minded, was caught off guard and crushed.There can be nothing more sad in this world The third child was disheartened and was about to hang up the phone, but his eyes widened in the next second When he was disheartened, Qin Bei saw that Xiao Jiu's mobile phone that was still on the sofa suddenly lit up, that is, this light, he saw the picture of connecting the phone.Who is Xiao Jiu talking to on the phone?
Still not hanging up at such a time?
Qin Bei twisted his eyebrows and walked over to pick up his mobile phone, and the third brother was noted on the screen.Just finished speaking, the third stepfather's face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he even laughed angrily, picked up the mobile phone and put it to his ear: Are you happy to listen?
Don't worry, I'll be looking for you right away.Speaking was like urging a soul to lock the ghost, and the third child was so frightened that he froze in place and didn't dare to speak.I've been in trouble lately!
Eavesdropping on the phone was never the reason he wanted to kill me!
So what exactly did I do?!!
* Qin Bei left with my aura of two hundred meters tall after being educated in Xiaojiujia for a long time, and the whale-headed stork boy who was shrinking in the corner as a quail came out and explained: I like you, I am willing to fight for you, but I am worried that you will be unhappy if you beat him.But if you want to, I can go and kick him for you, it hurts to kick me.Xiao Jiu was so frightened that his soul flew away: No, no, no, no, no, no, no,The author has something to say: Thank you for catching insects~ Thank you to the little angel who voted for me during 2020-03-3120:14:43~2020-04-0209:33:49 ~ Thank you to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: 30 bottles of tofu killer; 421663541 bottles; Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Chapter 78: Xiao Jiu was here, and afterwards, Qin Bei really visited the third child.The last time you went to Bundi, the picture was refined by fans to the point that I didn't recognize it.,I almost let you go.,It's good this time.,There's a fan who won't refine the picture of a picture.,I see you're still arguing with me.。
It's good, and I'm dancing on stage.You see how eye-catching you are in the crowd and how eye-catching you are signing and sending flying kisses, what is there to care about the rules that I agreed with you not to enter these occasions alone, anyway, if you don't admit it, even if you don't go.The third child was caught off guard and sent to a jungle adventure show, which became popular in a ruthless manner because the host ate some animal feces to survive.The eldest knew that when the third uncle was packed and sent away, he left a message in the group: [My second uncle was not as painful as you when he left. 】The third child, who had disappeared at the end of the pack, had no idea about it.He now hates his identity as a top-notch person, a good show, everything was ready, but he just had to set off, just because he was a so-called top-notch person who could parachute into a guest seat, the director team not only did not refuse in the face of such a relation, but even happily welcomed him to join because he was a top-notch person.This world is unfair QAQ, I don't want to be welcomed by you, I don't want to eat baba The third child who was once uninvolved in the world thought that receiving a mobile phone was the most terrifying thing, and now I know that it turns out that participating in variety shows is also so terrible, because variety shows not only eat baba, but also collect mobile phones for him.My dad won't take you anymore!
I can't do it to kill my father in righteousness, but I can't be a-stirring stick yet???
The third child with a different smell of great ambition disappeared.Xiao Jiu held his head and pondered how to teach this whale-headed stork, who had obviously just become a human, to be a human.He first called the sixth brother: Hey, sixth brother, is my sister-in-law there?
I have a friend who is dying, his only wish before he dies is to see you when you have a symposium before, Lao Liu and Zhuo Yujing shared their stories, one of which impressed Xiao Jiu the most is that Zhuo Yujing only started an independent life quickly under the guidance of Lao Liu, except for the occasional help from Lao Liu at the beginning, and even didn't care about it at all at other times.It was in this extreme stocking situation that Zhuo Yujing also debuted, and now the entire humpback whale has no obscene temperament at all, and he quickly jumped to the second line, and even in the eyes of the public, he has rushed to the front line and is running for the top.If a stupid creature like a humpback whale can do it, then why can't a cute little creature like a whalehead stork who looks smart can't be self-sufficient!
A class must be scheduled!
Xiao Jiu also secretly called the boss: Big brother, I need a sister-in-law.Be a thief-minded boss: Where did you get into the cult!!
Xiao Jiu: Why do you want to hide things that are obvious, do we have secrets in our family?
The boss was silent for a long time: don't believe rumors, don't spread rumors, and do what every citizen should do well.Then thank you, brother!
Xiao Jiuzui hurriedly hung up the phone after speaking, and finally got his wish, and looked back at the whalehead stork that was eating again.The young man was still picking and choosing at the food, and when he noticed that Xiao Jiu turned around, he raised his head and smiled at him with a mouthful of big white teeth.To tell the truth, dumbfounded.But smarter than humpback whales, after all, humpback whales are the dumbest creatures in the world.Except for my sister-in-law, humpback whales who can realize that they want to raise their average IQ with killer whales are not fools.It didn't take long for the eldest and the sixth to gather together in Xiao Jiu's house, dragging the family with their mouths, and no one was single.In order to show his sincerity, Xiao Jiu ordered a table of good dishes, and when he served it, the panda's sparkling eyes were still looking at the humpback whale in surprise.When he officially sat down, the eldest sighed that Xiao Jiu's food was good, and the sixth sighed that Xiao Jiu's house was good.Xiao Jiu: Frightened.The sixth child's money is still all in the bank for a fixed time, and now it is difficult to buy a villa and play with Zhuo Yujing, and when he saw Xiao Jiu's villa, he subconsciously asked: How much does this villa cost to buy?
At that time, Xiao Jiu was still serving food and didn't hear this, and the boss was also stunned when he heard it: You have touched my economic blind spot.After so many years of team building, no matter how big or small, it is always the boss who pays the bills.Everyone has only regarded money as a number since they came ashore, and they haven't cared about this problem, but in fact, the places where the killer whales go are not cheap, plus a total of nine people eat and drink, every day, the boss's wallet is always full.So in comparison, the boss is really poor.When the boss eats alone, he doesn't even order extravagant ingredients.For example, sashimi is a very expensive thing in the human world.I didn't expect Xiao Jiu to prepare a casual reception meal and have half of the country's sashimi.Anyway, the boss and the sixth are sour.Xiao Jiuyi sat down, and before the question could be raised, he first got the sour and rotten stare of the two elder brothers.He was so panicked, but he had to be steady: Brothers, I have a problem with you today and need help.As he spoke, he waved over his head, and everyone looked in the direction he waved, only to see a teenager looking at them on the railing.From their vantage point, they could only see the young man's white and ignorant cheeks and a tuft of stunned hair on the top of his head.Ooh!
The sixth exclaimed: There is one more person here!
The stupid boy brushed it down, didn't look at a single face, and stupidly looked at everyone's chest.After watching a circle, his eyes stared at the boss: Wow, what kind of animal are you a combination of killer whales and animals?
The little assistant brushed his face red.He can't control this panda, and he is still holding on to the boss's abdominal muscles.However, it was only at this time that they saw a whalehead stork on the chest of the dull-haired boy who was also stunned.The sixth brother and the well-informed little assistant outside of this turmoil spoke in unison: Ninth brother and daughter-in-law/whalehead stork??
After hearing this, Xiao Jiu exploded like a cat that was stepped on by its tail: What is it brother and sister, I came to you so that you can teach him a little survival skills in the human world, don't I see that the sixth sister-in-law and the eldest sister-in-law are experienced!
He can't sit with us all the time.is still a sister-in-law who is well-informed, unlike you, who will only call a brother-in-law.The sixth child was not stunned, but asked back with great interest: In this way, you tell me where you saved so much money to buy a villa, how can I get rich quickly and can afford this house?
People who can't solve the problem are only worthy of being a salted fish, Xiao Jiu was disappointed in the sixth child for a minute, and diss by the way: The things that come quickly are written in a book, if you want to read it, I will recommend it to you.The sixth nodded excitedly: Okay, good.The well-informed little assistant shook his head with a smile: Criminal law.Xiao Jiu disdainful: What's the slightest hint of that, go to Lao Qi's book, the protagonists are all hugely rich, it is recommended to study further, you are the next richest man in the world.The author has something to say: Thank you to the little angel who voted for me during the period of 2020-04-0209:33:49~2020-04-0400:49:38 ~ Thank you to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: Ming Shu two or three, I love 3 bottles of chocolate; 2 bottles of lemon; Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Chapter 79 Xiao Jiu is worthy of being the old man, and for a while, he is a clever and obedient person, either the eldest sister-in-law or the sixth sister-in-law, and he fooled the little assistant and Zhuo Yujing, thinking of Fa'er to give him ideas.Zhuo Yujing practical school, he combined his own reality to give the whale stork a vivid lesson to the boy, and he also summed up some characteristics from the whale stork's own image, such as cute, such as slow half a beat, under the premise that the whale stork itself looks very cute, these two points will cause a lot of women's maternal love, they will scream and incarnate as a mother fan, and press your head to tell your mother that you are not allowed to fall in love!
Xiao Jiu Shi refused movingly: Sixth sister-in-law, thank you for your kindness, but the route you said may not be suitable for my new friend, he is very smart, and fans will not buy it.When he said this, the little assistant turned his head and found the boss: Brother Youzhou, have you taken Brother Rongguang to see his eyes?
The boss sighed: I think it's more important now to explain that you are not a sister-in-law, Brother Qin hasn't heard these rumors yet, if he knows that the two of us will be pinched together and die.The little assistant agrees with this very much, but he really can't do it: I've explained it eight hundred times, Brother Youzhou, I'm really tired.As he spoke, he raised his hands in surrender.It may be that the cultural differences between species are so huge that he really doesn't know much about killer whales.Obviously, everyone has been together for several years and is safe, why did everyone start calling him sister-in-law as soon as he became a panda?
Do pandas not deserve to be single or do humans only deserve to be single?
What do you think, sister-in-law?
What?
The little assistant who was still doubting his life subconsciously replied, and looked back at Xiao Jiu: I didn't hear what you just said.Xiao Jiu repeated again with a smile on his face: I want to ask you how you adapt to the identity of human beings, how you learn the things of the human world after becoming human, and what kind of lifestyle do you think the whalehead stork is suitable for.This question, the little assistant wanted to speak several times, looking at Xiao Jiu's expression as if he was looking at a math problem: I always thought that I was a real human being, you should ask me how I adapted to the identity of the goblin, and the whale stork I feel that Brother Zhuo's previous advice is very good.Xiao Jiu waved his hand and began to suspect that the two military advisors he was looking for were actually dog heads.It's simply impossible to communicate.Where the hell is my new friend!
Xiao Jiu jumped up and ran to the whale stork who had already eaten at the other end of the table, he held the whale head stork with both hands and said to the little assistant: Do you see him staying!
Then he threw himself at Zhuo Yujing: Stay!
He broke the boy's head back to face him, and the boy who was just eating couldn't reach it and was pressed down on his cheek vigorously, and the red lips in the middle turned into a long 0 uncontrollably, and a pair of moist but slightly dull eyes blinked, flashing a happy flower.The young man smiled vigorously at Xiao Jiu, stretched out his right hand and stuffed a vegetable leaf he was holding in his hand into the mouth of the 0-shaped and chewed it.Xiao Jiu was silent for a moment, and pushed the young man away painfully: You have become stupid.The young man didn't know why Xiao Jiu's expression had become so miserable, the only thing he could do was to comfort him silently, and he put his chin on Xiao Jiu's head again, for which he also stepped on the chair, and the whole person leaned forward hard, stabilizing his swaying self barely fell, and his mouth was still chewing.Xiao Jiu finally found out that his original filter might have been too thick, and now that the straight male camera has come out, he believes that the whalehead stork looks really stupid.Is it true that Notre Dame burned down, and he has no home, so he will be kind enough to hypnotize himself that the whalehead stork is very smart?
In order to help the new compatriots, the eldest and the sixth have recently taken their little assistant and Zhuo Yujing to live in Xiao Jiu's villa respectively, and help the whalehead stork understand the world every day.Two months have passed, and the whalehead stork is still the same whalehead stork that only knocks its chin on people's heads except for giggling, but the assistant and Zhuoyu Kyoto have a new surname, Niu Colu.The whalehead stork is simply stubborn, which has nothing to do with his cute appearance!
If what you say doesn't match his hobby, he can screw with you all day without changing the same tricks!
For example, the little assistant taught him to wash his face with a towel, but he couldn't teach him, every time he filled a basin of water and buried his head in it, shook his head wildly, and splashed water everywhere.That's it, he doesn't dry his head after he lifts it, he still shakes his head, and he can't pull it like a husky.
*During this period, all the killer whales have been on the same stage twice, and it is rare for everyone who has been getting busier and busier lately to get together, and basically rush back to another city after the concert to continue filming.Qin Bei is a very vicious agent, and he has been on the same stage twice like this, and he can still use this to successfully find out that his sons seem to be out of order.All are of the same sex, with no exceptions.It's like a knife to the waist, and it costs money and life.He really shouldn't have neglected the growth of his children in order to be busy talking about endorsements, and he couldn't stand it and ran wildly to fall in love, and when he didn't notice, everyone had a little tail around him.But what can the child do if he wants to fall in love, he is physically and mentally exhausted all the way.The result is like this, when the third variety show was broadcast, there was a wave of explosive craze on the Internet.The cp of the third x jungle wild king soared directly into the sky, and the hot search press couldn't be pressed.The real name of the jungle wild king is Jiang Huanyu, he is the chairman of the Huanyu Group, he is running freely with his upper body in the mountain he bought, who knows that a white light fell from the sky, and he was pounced on by a killer whale.As the boss of a leopard, how could Jiang Huanyu bear to be knocked down by a sea creature?
The backhand gave the killer whale an elbow blow in the back, Jiang Huanyu took the opportunity to bounce up and was about to continue to fight back, but as a result, he saw a series of photographers carrying □□ short cannons and a flower snake in the killer whale's hand.The staff swarmed around the killer whale to deal with the snake, and Jiang Huanyu, who grew up in the human world, was so weak that he couldn't do anything after seeing the third child gasp while holding the place where he had just been hit by his elbow.He hesitated for a moment and walked to the third child: I'm sorry, I thought I would subconsciously fight back when I was attacked, not against you.I'll take responsibility for your injuries.