These envoys are enjoying beautiful women, wine, and food.Chongzhen saw that Zhou Tingru, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, came with many officials of the Ministry of Rites.But seeing that Zhou Yanru was smiling this time, smiling like a chrysanthemum, what does it mean to be like a chrysanthemum?
It should be that his whole person is a big chrysanthemum, let you pick it.In addition to the officials of the Ministry of Rites, Zhou Yanru, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, there are dozens of miscellaneous wrestlers.The men followed behind with heavy crates."
Hahaha!"
Zhou Yanru smiled heartily, "You distinguished guests have come from afar, and it is very hard, but you are still used to eating the food of my Ming Kingdom?"
”When these envoys saw that the officials of the Ming Kingdom were coming, they all made big salutes, and their faces were smiling like big chrysanthemums.Chrysanthemums bloom!
Come into the room!
The envoys of these countries have said that the Ming Kingdom is not a suzerain, not only is it a vast land, but also more hospitable."
Very good!
Very good!""
This day is different from the kingdom, and I am very happy to eat and live."
Zhou Yanru laughed.Then he ordered the miscellaneous wrestlers to bring the food up, this week Yanru is not a model of enthusiasm and generosity, and the food sent is called more and better.Ten baskets of cantaloupe.Cantaloupe is not worth much in modern society, but now it is the Ming Dynasty?
The northern part of the Ming Dynasty did not produce cantaloupe.The cantaloupe sent by Zhou Yanru was transported from Xinjiang all the way and was extremely precious.Ten sacks of red rice.This thing is more valuable, the luxury that Jia's mother in the dream of Red Mansions is reluctant to eat, and Zhou Yanru gives it ten bags.Two baskets of Longjing tea before the rain.I only got a few boxes of this thing this year, and this Zhou Yanru actually used a basket?
Chiguoguo's show off his wealth!
In addition, there are ten pairs of dried bear's paws, ten pairs of deer tails, dried sea cucumbers, abalone, ham, various fruits, deer, sheep, pigs, chickens, ducks and fish and other meat dishes.It's literally everything.Chongzhen sneered.Most of my people don't have enough to eat, and they don't know the taste of meat for the rest of their lives, and the farmers in the northwest don't know the taste of cantaloupe all their lives.Zhou Yanru actually fed the white-eyed wolf with such good food?
Isn't it a white-eyed wolf?
From ancient times to the present, my Heavenly Empire has treated foreign tributes and ministers very favorably, and we won't talk about the hospitality.Take the hospitable Emperor Yang of Sui, for example.In order to entertain the envoys of Fanbang, this guy can be said to have poured the power of the country into colorful silk to wrap all the trees in the imperial capital.As a result, the envoys still looked down on you, and after returning to China, all kinds of bad words sprayed Emperor Yang of Sui into a dog.The Qing Dynasty also had a hospitable emperor named Emperor Qianlong, who was so hospitable that even the black slave sailors on the ships of foreign envoys made a fortune.As a result, after the envoys returned home.A book was published immediately.recorded all the dark filths he saw in the East, and he didn't have a good word for the hospitable Qianlong Emperor.From ancient times to today, the court and the country have not been able to change the problem of hospitality, not to mention the court, even ordinary people, seeing foreigners are like seeing their parents, not to mention more relatives.There are more beautiful women who are willing to give.Don't let go of a lot of rich and handsome, crying and shouting to find foreign true love.To get back to the point, these things sent by Zhou Yanru are not formal rewards, they are already so rich.It seems that in addition to the arrogance of the envoys, I also need to put the small coffers of the various ministries in order.The envoys looked at these high-end foods, and their hearts were very happy, and they sang praises and praised the grace of the Ming Dynasty.In his heart, he despised the Ming Kingdom from the emperor to the people.Poor, poor and generous!
Then these envoys took Zhou Yanru and others to the backyard to check the tribute.Chongzhen looked at the tributes in the courtyard through the live broadcast, and then looked at the list of tributes in his hands.Almost vomited blood again.List of tributes: Extremely fat sheep and a herd of cattle.This tribute was sent by the three Mongolian Duoyan tribes, but Chongzhen looked at the dozens of cattle and sheep tied in the big yard, with few hairs and meat, this is called extremely fat?
These cattle and sheep seemed to know the fate of being slaughtered, and they looked at the sky with empty eyes, and screamed in mourning.List of tributes: Rare seafood is not counted.This tribute was sent by the Fuso Kingdom.The Fusang Kingdom did not have the right to pay tribute before, and was later rejected by the Ming Dynasty from the tributary system because of the Japanese Invaders.But the tributary Daming, this is a profitable deal!
Why can't we pay tribute?
It's so unfair.Later, thanks to the efforts of a certain general, Fuso was able to pay tribute.Isn't this now that they are sending the best rare seafood?
Chongzhen looked at the dried shrimp soldiers and crab generals with missing arms and legs in the box.These shrimp soldiers and crab generals have big eyes, and they seem to be able to look at Chongzhen through the system?
Seems to be laughing at Chongzhen?
Hahaha, we have actually been dead for a long time before we can dry it, and we are all full of toxins, poisoning you a dog emperor.In addition to these.The envoy of the Ryukyu Kingdom paid tribute to sumac wood and pepper, and there were quite a lot of things, but the quality was not good.And Chongzhen knew that the sumu and pepper in his treasury were almost out of stock, and he couldn't sell them, and these Fanbangs were still paying tribute?
The most odious thing is that Zhou Yanru and other officials of the Ministry of Rites deliberately grabbed a handful, sniffed it, and gave a thumbs up.Phew, you like it so much.From tomorrow onwards, I will use the sumac wood and pepper in the treasury to pay you the salary of the Ministry of Rites, so that you can enjoy it in the future."
Your Excellency, please come this way!"
The gods of the Nanyang Kingdoms mysteriously took Zhou Yanru and other officials to the side of several black wooden boxes.The smiling face Ruoju said."
This thing is the best black fragrance, the most fragrant through the bones, strengthen the body, adults, smell it?"
Zhou Yanru frowned.This thing is not a good thing, if you take it for a day, you can't stop it for life.After the Wanli Dynasty, this thing was forbidden to appear in the palace, and these Nanyang countries still paid tribute?
Zhou Yanru was a little unhappy.But?
We are the Ming Dynasty, but we are the superior kingdom of the Celestial Empire, and we must not be angry with these small countries, even if the tributary things are not good?
Calm!
Calm!
Zhou Yanru was calm.Chongzhen's eggs hurt, and he saw that these Nanyang envoys took out a sack full of seeds.Isn't this a black incense seed?
These thin black seeds sparkled in the sun, and they seemed to be laughing at Chongzhen?
Hahaha.The dog emperor of the Ming Dynasty, our Wuxiang is here, and our Wuxiang will occupy the vast land of your Ming Dynasty, so that the flowers of Wuxiang and the fragrance will float in the four wilds.Chongzhen was almost angry when he looked at these tributes, so you are a country of the Southern Oceans with evil intentions, and you still want to harm my people of the Ming Dynasty?
In addition to these messy tributes.Naturally, the tribute is indispensable for beautiful women.