It's just these beauties?
It's really hard to put into words.No matter how you look at the beauties of Fusang Country, they are all splayed legs, and they sway when they walk.The beauties of the South Seas, uh, are very thin, but they look a little like a compass?
The beauties of Duoyan Sanbu, one by one, are tall and strong, if Chongzhen dares to be pampered, he will be crushed to death 8 Zhou Yanru looked at these beauties, the corners of his mouth twitched, calm!
Calm!
Although the beauties are a little bit harder to say, they are still women, aren't they?
It's like going off the lights.After inspecting the tribute, Zhou Yanru had a polite conversation with these envoys, and then hurried to report to Chongzhen.After these envoys respectfully sent Zhou Yanru and other officials away, they divided up the gifts and each brought a few beautiful maids into the room.Inside a certain envoy's room.The two looked very much like the envoys of the Nanyang countries, and after doing things that were inappropriate for children with the beautiful maid, they waved the beautiful maid away, and the two whispered."
Rich."
One of the envoys actually said in a very slippery Ming dialect, "Brother Tiezi, the deal you think of is really good, we have turned into Nanyang envoys to pay tribute, but it cost some travel expenses and some worthless peppers." ”Actually?
The envoy greedily picked up a piece of silk and said, "It's only been a few days, and we've collected dozens of satin alone, and we haven't even touched such a luxurious satin before!"
The fake envoy named Brother Tiezi laughed."
It's all your own blessing, if it weren't for your black and thin people, we wouldn't be able to pretend to be like this?
Hahaha, the officials of the imperial court are all pigs, we said that the seal letter was lost in the sea, and they actually believed it?
”Chongzhen peeped depressedly.What kind of strange things are there now?
There are still people pretending to be envoys?
Hehe, I'll let you wait for you to wait for you to see how I kill you in the future.Chongzhen didn't want to look at it anymore, and when he saw it again, he wanted to vomit, but at this time, Zhou Yanru had already arrived outside the palace gate, and the little eunuch was respectfully waiting for Chongzhen's order.Chongzhen gritted his teeth, "Xuan!"
After a while, Zhou Yanru entered the hall, he knelt down respectfully and kowtowed, "Minister Zhou Yanru knocked to see His Majesty the Emperor, long live!"
Banzai!
Hooray!
”Chongzhen didn't let him flatten, just looked at him quietly.Zhou Yanru waited for a long time, and said helplessly on his knees."
Your Majesty, the minister has just checked the treasures and beauties from the envoys of various countries, do you now register these treasures and send them to the treasury, and then send all the beauties to His Majesty's palace in the harem?"
cough cough Chongzhen took a sip of tea into the trachea and almost choked to death, he stabilized his mind and said lightly, "The treasure and beauty are put aside for the time being, I have great use." ”Zhou Yanru continued."
Your Majesty, the envoys have come from thousands of miles to pay tribute, and the kingdom of my Heavenly Empire should be rewarded heavily, and the ministers ask the treasury to pay 100,000 taels of silver for reward."
Chongzhen said coldly, "Now that the treasury is empty, I am worried about the officials' salaries this month, and I have my own way to reward them, so Aiqing should step down!"
”The day of the big prize has finally arrived.The envoys of Zhufanbang excitedly waited for His Majesty's reward, thinking that not long after Chongzhen had just ascended the throne, it was the best time to save face, and the reward would definitely be very rich.The little eunuch held Chongzhen's holy decree.Sneered.Then he slowly unfolded the Divine Decree.Fengtian carried the emperor, and the edict said: "The envoys of all countries have come from thousands of miles to pay tribute, and it is very hard, and my heart is also very happy.The little eunuch's voice was shrill and thin."
Reward, the envoys of Fusang don't count the black incense and black incense seeds.""
Reward, the three top-grade rare seafood of Duoyan are not counted.""
Reward, the extremely fat sheep and cattle of the Nanyang countries.""
Special reward, Tiezi and Kuroko, two envoys from afar, and several stunning beauties from all over the world."
Puff puff full of military forces, the envoys of various countries are now dumbfounded, and they all have a feeling of being dogged.Okay, you dog emperor.We military officials used to only be greedy for money, but now it seems that you are still very picky!
It's really embarrassing to follow such an emperor, this time the face is lost, such a little thing to reward the envoys, and send them to ask for food?
And those envoys and the two pseudo-envoys are also dying, the dog emperor who stepped on the horse.But what if you are angry in your heart?
Thanks too!
These envoys and the two pseudo-envoys gritted their teeth and knelt down, "Thank you, Your Majesty the Emperor of the Kingdom of God, long live!"
Banzai!
Hooray!
”Look at their constipated expressions.Chongzhen's mood was like drinking a can of iced Coke on a dog day, and he was refreshed.Hehehe.I like to see you hate me to death, but you can't kill me.The great reward is over.Chongzhen drove up the gate of Kunning Palace.Since driving the father-in-law's family to Liaodong to plant sweet potatoes, Chongzhen has not come to see the queen these days.He didn't know how to face the queen?
hesitated for a long time.Chongzhen still stepped into the gate of Kunning Palace, no matter what, it should be faced or faced, and escape is not a way.Of course, the main thing is that he misses the queen's beauty."
Concubine See Your Majesty."
When the queen saw Chongzhen arrive, she hurriedly knelt down to greet her, her voice and demeanor were full of surprise, and she did not look half dissatisfied.Chongzhen gently lifted the queen."
Queen, please get up, I'm busy with state affairs these days, and I don't have time to see the queen, I'm really wronged by the queen."
The queen took advantage of the situation to her feet.Then leaned softly on Chongzhen, Wu Nong said softly, "The concubine is not wronged, Your Majesty is the first son of heaven, and the second is the husband of the concubine!"
”The two hugged for a moment.Chongzhen asked the queen gently, "Does the queen know about Zhou Guozhang?"
”The queen nodded, "The concubine knows." ”After a pause, the queen continued."
The concubine also knows, why didn't Your Majesty come to Kunning Palace these days, Your Majesty is afraid that the concubine will be petty, right?""
Your Majesty, rest assured, the concubine is not the kind of queen who ignores the laws of the country for the sake of the family's interests, and the concubine understands Your Majesty's hard work."
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Chongzhen was very pleased.This is her good queen!
Be sensible and distinguish between right and wrong!
How lucky am I to be able to marry such a good queen in this life?
Today, the queen must be compensated, the two looked at each other and smiled, and entered the curtain.End of the month.The officials of the Ministry of Rites looked at the sacks of Su Mu and pepper in their hands depressedly, and their faces were as ugly as dogs.Your Majesty's Word.Now that the treasury is empty, the salaries of the officials of the Ministry of Rites will be paid in sumac wood and pepper.Thank!
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