Liang Dashan looked at his mother-in-law quietly, "I swore a poisonous oath to you, and I will never gamble again, even if you poke me in the heart with a pig-killing knife, I won't go." ”Hehehe, want to use this method to test him?
There are no doors.Liang Dashan sat in place, his eyes did not squint, and he did not move.Zhao Xiang was amused by his mud bodhisattva-like appearance, "Dead ghost, do you really think I gave you a hundred yuan to gamble?"
Don't want to lose your hair.I asked you to go fishing. ”Then, according to Tang Xiaocha's meaning, she told Liang Dabang about giving him a thousand dollars.was so angry that Liang Dashan's two nostrils were smoking, "I'll just say, with my Gupai skills, how can I lose sixty yuan in less than half an hour?"
At the time, I thought I was just carrying an idea, but sure enough, it was the turtle son's ghost.No, I'll have to settle accounts with him. ”"Wait, what are you impulsive?
Listen to the Tang girl. ”Zhao Xiang pulled him back, "Tang family girl, what do you say we should do next?"
”Liang Dashan was stunned for a long time, looking at this, looking at that, is his mother-in-law hitting a ghost?
Why does it sound like a little girl is coming?
Tang Xiaocha ignored his strange eyes, anyway, it was useless for him to speak in their house, "This is the plan for tonight......"
When Tang Xiaocha spoke, Liang Dashan had not recovered from the shock, Zhao Xiang had already patted the table with a bright pig-killing knife, "What do you want me to do?"
Do I have flowers on my face?
Listen carefully to the old lady, if you don't have to come back after a while, see if I don't chop you into eight pieces and throw them in the fish pond to feed Wang Ba. ”Liang Dashan's weak body trembled, forcing himself to obey a little girl's orders.The problem is that after listening to it, he thinks that this method is very good, in short, his head will never come up with melon seeds."
You shoehorned this money into me, if something goes wrong and I lose it, you can't blame me!"
Before taking the money, Liang Dashan said like this, Zhao Xiang said angrily, "You know, what are you doing with so many words?"
Why don't you hurry up and seduce Liang Dabang for me?
”Belch......
That's right!
However, Liang Dashan's expression was also the same as his mother-in-law, that is, this time he had to kill Liang Dabang's turtle grandson, and dare to treat him as a fool?
Wait and see!
I ate late for lunch today, and discussed the method of outwitting Liang Dapeng, and when Liang Dashan arrived at Lao Wang's house, Liang Dabang waited for his wife to cook dinner.This Liang Dabang is not good at playing small, and he is a famous gambler in the field.Therefore, in his thirties, he is still a single.In order to attract his attention, Liang Dashan deliberately dropped the money in his pocket when passing by his door."
Yo, Lao Qi, your Pingzi is really a treasure of feng shui, and you actually took out all the money in my pocket, but fortunately, I found it early."
Liang Dashan always remembered Tang Xiaocha's words, and when Liang Dabang's attention was completely attracted, he bent down to pick up the money that was deliberately thrown on the ground.Such a big stack of money, Liang Dabang saw it really, and then rolled his Adam's apple a few times, and said in his heart, this ghost on his back, the money fell off, and he actually found out!"
Fifth brother, why are you going with so much money?"
According to Tang Xiaocha, when Liang Dabang asked this sentence, it meant that he had already taken the bait, and Liang Dashan was secretly happy in his heart.He covered his trouser pocket with one hand and said nervously: "Old Seven, you don't want to learn to ask me to push pai gow that time, let me tell you, that thing was wearing a bag, and I was almost cut into several pieces by your sister-in-law."
I swore I would never gamble again. ”Originally, Liang Dabang was worried that he couldn't find a breakthrough, but now when he heard him remind him, his eyes rolled a few times, and he thought of a clever plan again.So, he came over and hooked Liang Dashan's neck with a haha, hehe, this idiot, see where you can escape!"
Fifth brother, playing cards is a bit of luck, you were unlucky a few years ago, it can't be a few years later, it's still bad luck!"
Liang Dabang stared at Liang Dashan's black and oily forehead, and copied the words he heard from the blind fortune teller in Changpo a while ago, "Look, you are now full of red light and shining, and it is the time of good luck at a glance." ”Liang Dashan touched his forehead and dispelled the thought of greeting his ancestor, after all, they were the same ancestor, "Really?
”"Pearls aren't so real!
Brother Shan, why don't I call a few people to play a few games?
”Liang Dabang couldn't wait, and dragged the fish he liked into the house.Liang Dashan supported the door frame with one hand, and shook the money in front of Liang Dabang's eyes, "Old Seven, it's okay to play cards."
You see, I have a hundred dollars here, and you must take a hundred dollars as well.Otherwise, what if you lose and have no money to give?
I'm going to take advantage of my luck and turn over the old book. ”Flip the book?
It's almost as good as capsizing!
Liang Dabang was secretly happy in his heart, and secretly planned to get all the 100 yuan from Liang Dashan as soon as possible.But his salary this morning was only twenty-two yuan and seven, which was far from a hundred yuan.However, it is not difficult for him to make money."
Fifth brother, you wait a little two minutes, and I'll be back right away.""
Hey, Seven, what are you doing?"
Liang Dashan shouted at his rushing back, and couldn't help admiring Tang Xiaocha in his heart.The girl guessed accurately, including the link where Liang Dabang went to borrow money now, it was exactly the same as she estimated.In this way, it is not a problem to get back the sixty dollars.Sure enough, in less than half an hour, Liang Dabang came back, he went into the house and changed into a set of wide and large long-sleeved shirts and pants, "Fifth brother, let's go to the boar's house to fight." ”His father and mother hate him gambling the most, so he has to carry them behind their backs.The two came to the boar's house, and the boar also found someone.For Liang Dabang, the more people, the better, which means that he has more places to make money."
You know my rules, I'll have a few dishes with my fifth brother first to help him prosper."
Liang Dabang first sent a war letter to Liang Dashan, and proposed to play bigger, "In this way, you can turn the book quickly, fifth brother, don't you say?"
”It's your uncle!
Fortunately, Liang Dashan always remembered his mother-in-law's dowry, and Zhao Xiang repeatedly reminded him that if he dared to mess things up, he would use the dowry to serve him, so he desperately held back the idea of strangling Liang Dabang, and he was about to suffocate the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.played more than a dozen games, and Liang Dashan lost sixty-two yuan.Liang Dabang comforted with a smile, "Fifth brother, you lost hard at the beginning, and then you won a lot, it seems that you are going to make a lot of money today!"
Come on, come on, it is estimated that you will be transferred this plate.Come on, come on, try this again. ”() Back to Eighty: Counterattack Chick is hot