Sure enough, this Liang Dashan lost even more."
Two pieces and a dime six!
Seeing that you are my brother's sake, I will charge two yuan. ”Liang Dabang automatically and consciously reached out in front of Liang Dashan, took two yuan, and stuffed it into his trouser pocket.Liang Dashan held down Liang Dabang's hand, and it was time for Tang Xiaocha to make a move."
Old Seven, how can I lose?
You're not a good guy, are you?
”"Cut, you big-headed ghost!
If you can't afford to lose, it's a big deal not to fight. ”Liang Dabang got up and pushed the cards, and turned around to leave.Over the years, he has been mixed in the card field, and he has often been questioned by some people who have lost red eyes, but who are sensible and clear, and he just excuses himself to leave the game.Anyway, after a while, he won more than 60 yuan, which is equivalent to three months of foreign labor in the wasteland opening class.It's a pity that before he stepped out of the threshold, he was forced back by two cold pig-killing knives."
Sister-in-law, what are you doing here?
The sword has no eyes, sister-in-law, what do you have to say?
”Liang Dabang said good things and retreated, until he was forced to the foot of the wall by Zhao Xiang."
Liang Dabang, his ability is not small, and he has come out of thousands of men to his mother!"
Although Zhao Xiang's girl splashed, she didn't even enter the house, how could she know that he was out of the house?
Liang Dabang is very convinced of his own thousand techniques, since he learned this skill from a juggler, he has been mixing in Dongyang for more than ten years, and no one has seen it on the spot."
Zhao Xiang, which eye do you have to see me out of the old man?
Catch the thief and get dirty, catch the traitor and take the double.You don't want to spew blood!
You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense. ”Liang Dabang spoke one by one, but today he couldn't bluff Zhao Xiang, "Hmph, Liang Dabang, am I talking nonsense that you know what you know." ”As she spoke, she turned to the boar and said, "Boar, the incident happened at your house, and you didn't play just now.So, please be a notary public and count the cards on the table. ”The boar was still in a daze, and Zhao Xiang said again: "Hurry up for the old lady, otherwise, if you make a fuss in your house, you won't be able to get out of it." ”At the same time, Liang Dabang yelled at him, "Boar, tell you to count it."
Zhao Xiang, if there are not many cards on the table, you have to give me an explanation. ”Zhao Xiang smiled coldly, "Hmph, not only can I give you an explanation, but I can also give you a life." ”This one, the boar pulled the grain cards one by one and counted them, and the nerves of the people present were tense, and their eyes stared at his hands without blinking."
Thirty-one, thirty-two......"
After a short pause, everyone shouted "Thirty-three" in unison."
Okay, you Liang Dabang, you really cheated everyone out of money!"
Zhao Xiang was worried that Liang Dabang would jump off the wall in a hurry, so he tightened the knife in his hand.Anyway, according to what Tang Xiaocha said, she cut the blade on the stone and blunted it, at most she cut out some wounds, and she couldn't get out of life.The boar stopped Tian Dashan, who was about to beat people, took the extra card, and stretched out in front of him Tian Dabang, "Dabang, you explain, what's going on?"
”Of course, Liang Dabang denied it in the first time, "You ask me, who do I ask?"
Why do you conclude that I put more cards in?
Maybe Liang Dashan put it in order to frame him?
”This......
The boar was blindsided in an instant, it's not that this possibility is impossible, Liang Dashan lost so much money, and his mother-in-law came with a knife at a critical moment, and when she entered the door, she insisted that Liang Dabang was out of the thousand......
The boar suddenly felt that his brain was too difficult to use, he looked at this, looked at that, and looked at it with a blank face, "You said it was him, he said it was you, anyway, there are more cards on the table now."
We have to think of a way to do it. ”Zhao Xiang waved his knife impatiently, "What else can I do?"
Search!
It was only the two of them who played cards at the table just now.For the sake of fairness, they searched and walked away from them. ”The boar thought for a moment and thought it would work, "Well, I agree. ”The two parties also agreed, and both turned their bags over and turned them around, and there was nothing."
Since it's not hidden in your pocket, you can only take off your clothes and search it."
Seeing that Zhao Xiang was determined to find out, the boar closed the door and put a wooden bolt on it to prevent someone from escaping.He asked Zhao Xiang just now, and the women comrades said that there was no need to avoid it, so let her stay at the scene, and she would have something to say when she got it.After Liang Dashan stripped only a pair of pants, Liang Dabang also stripped off his clothes one by one, revealing his dry skeleton."
Zhao Xiang, didn't you say that Lao Tzu made a thousand?
What did you find?
”Liang Dabang shouted shyly, and went to pick up the clothes next to him, "Lao Tzu hasn't eaten yet, so I don't have time to accompany you to get nervous." ”"Wait!"
Zhao Xiang muttered a few words in the boar's ear, opened the door and dodged out."
Aunt Zhao, didn't you find it?"
Tang Xiaocha, who had been waiting outside for a long time, asked, Zhao Xiang frowned and shook his head, "There is only one old bottom left, and I have also seen it, his crotch is fluttering, not like there is something hidden." ”As he spoke, the door was opened again, and this time it was a boar that came out, "Ah Xiang, he took off the old bottom, except for the smell of urine, there is really nothing."
It can't be your family's big mountain who did it, right?
”"Boar, what do you mean?
The body was also searched, and the door was still buckled, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will chop you with a knife!
”Liang Dabang shouted inside.After all, it's a neighbor, and it's really not good to make a fuss like this, so the boar has to open the door with a smiling face, "Old Seven, I'm sorry, I'll play cards next time." ”Liang Dabang got dressed and slowly crossed the threshold, the villain's eyes moved from Zhao Xiang to Tang Xiaocha, and then snorted twice from his nose, "No wonder my sister-in-law made such a big move, it turned out that I listened to the words of the second fool of the old Tang family, interesting, really interesting!"
”Tang Xiaocha's apricot eyes flashed, and he instantly stretched out his foot and hooked Liang Dabang, who was about to run away, to the ground.When Liang Dabang fell to the ground, everyone heard a crisp crash.Zhao Xiang reacted first, and while riding on Liang Dabang's body, the knife was also put back on his neck.Seeing the boar coming to undress, Liang Dabang hurriedly protected the long-sleeved shirt.The boar can't be untied, regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one, he pulls the old force, and the buttons fly out one by one.The boar tore the inside of his shirt and turned around.Everyone's eyes straightened.() Back to Eighty: Counterattack Chick is hot