After a while, the smiles on everyone's faces froze, and they all looked at Cheng Yanjin.Lao Cheng's brows were tightly locked, and his face was wonderful.Wei Chigong asked anxiously, "How is it?"
What the hell does it smell like?
”This is really a confused wine, Zhu Bajie eats ginseng fruit, you are the first to drink, and now you are chasing others to ask about the taste?
Hou Junji said dissatisfiedly: "Lao Cheng, you are stingy, you don't want to take out good wine, just use white water to deceive us?"
”"No, this is something I specially treasured, and no one in the family knows anything but myself, how can this be?"
Lao Cheng muttered to himself.It's over, this next trip to bite Jin really has a mouth that can't be explained."
Who the hell is it?
Who changed my wine to plain water?
”The old devil threw away his wine glass, instantly became angry, and turned to look at his three sons with unkind eyes.The three brothers felt a chill on the back of their necks for no reason.But isn't it, the Cheng family also likes to drink alcohol, if anyone in the family dares to touch Lao Cheng's wine, there are only a few sons, and other subordinates don't dare to borrow ten of them."
You three bastards, get over here!"
Lao Cheng shouted angrily.At this time, Emperor Li Er spoke: "Zhijie, a small matter of a pot of wine, why is it like this?
It's rare for everyone to have a banquet today, don't be embarrassed for your children, just stir up the interest. ”The emperor's words saved Cheng Chumo and a few people, and the three brothers hid at a table in the far corner, whispering and discussing, what happened?
Who Daddy?
Qin Qiong persuaded: "What's the matter?"
And it doesn't have to be that these three boys stole it, besides, it's not stealing the son's father, even if the three of them did it, it's your problem, isn't it from you, the father, who is addicted to alcohol?
So don't blame others for biting gold. ”Cheng Yanjin blushed and sneered: "Second brother, don't teach the younger brother a lesson, losing the wine is as distressing as losing half a life, and you have to be educated here" Everyone laughed.Immediately, Li Er proposed: "I have a good idea, just have nothing to do tonight, why don't you just use this wine as a topic, let's find a way to break it, who changed this wine in Zhijie?"
If this case is not solved, I am afraid that Zhijie will not be able to drink well tonight, and those three boys will have to be beaten afterwards. ”"Well, well, your majesty, it's a good idea, it's very interesting, and it's much more fun than that boring wine order."
Hou Junji praised.Then the emperor asked Du Shaoqing to join in.Du Shaoqing is the only one who can sit at the same table with many elders as a junior.After hearing about this problem, Du Shaoqing's first reaction was impossible, "How can the three brothers have the courage to steal wine?"
Either it was someone else, or Uncle Cheng was drunk once, and he couldn't help but make it. ”Before Du Shaoqing finished speaking, he was knocked on the head by Cheng Yanjin, "You bare-souled boy, is your uncle so unbearable?"
I can swear to God, I have never touched this jug. ”Qin Shubao groaned: "This is strange, if you can move this pot of wine, the people in the Cheng family don't dare, either they are younger brothers and sisters, or they are children, is it possible that they are not three boys, but they can also be as small as jade?"
”"How can this be?
Ruyu, I have been strictly taught by the lady since I was a child, and I am a good child who does not drink alcohol. ”Cheng bit Jin patted his chest and said.Everyone held back their laughter, and said in their hearts, You have taught your children martial arts since childhood, what else do you say to teach a lady?
Wei Chigong patted his thigh, "Hey, then don't you understand, it must be your old sister-in-law, seeing that you are addicted to alcohol all day long, I secretly changed it for you, it's as simple as that!"
”Everyone looked at Yu Chi Laohei like a fool, and they felt awkward when they looked at him."
What's wrong?
What are you all watching me do?
”Cheng Biting Jin glanced at the other party and said: "It's not that this matter is simple, it's that Lao Hei's brain is simple enough, your old sister-in-law usually can't control me from drinking, so why hide my wine secretly?"
”How do I know?
Forget it, this brain-consuming thing, I don't participate in it.At this time, Emperor Li Er spoke: "Speaking of the jade girl, I remembered one thing.I remember that it seems to be a month ago, in the dollhouse of the East Palace, Ruyu and Xuanxuan and a group of children also made a mess, and several children actually drank milk and got drunk.I have never heard of milk that can get drunk, but I can't find any traces of alcohol in the whole dollhouse, but a group of children are full of alcohol.Afterwards, they were questioned one by one, and they all said that they drank milk. ”Yes?
And what's going on?
Cheng Yanjin was stunned for a moment, why didn't he know?
In fact, there are traces of several children mixing spirits with goat's milk, but there was also a gluttonous big cat present at the time, after seeing a group of little masters drunk one by one, the big cat was good, and directly licked the basin and bottle or something, and passed the addiction, so the queen didn't find out anything, and it can be regarded as a big cat god assist.And hearing this, Du Shaoqing has almost understood, this must be a good thing done by his baby daughter, goat milk mixed with spirits, do you think you can get away with it in this way?"
So, Ruyu also drank?"
Cheng Yanjin said in astonishment.Li Er said with a smile: "Hehe, I'm afraid it's more than that, among the children at the beginning, there were only two girls, Xuanxuan and Ruyu, who had a way to get spirits." ”"Your Majesty is saying that the pot of fine wine was stolen by Ruyu a month ago?"
At this time, Du Shaoqing said: "I'm afraid it's nine times out of ten, just imagine, if it was someone else, how could he leave a pot of water for my uncle to send back?"
Isn't it more convenient to connect the pot directly?
Only a child like Ruyu would think of sending back a fake pot of fish and pearls. ”Cheng bit Jin slapped his forehead and exclaimed sadly: "Oops!
Miscalculation and miscalculation, it is difficult to prevent thieves day and night, this girl, Lao Tzu loves her in vain" Du Shaoqing comforted: "I'm ashamed, I'm afraid this matter must be the ghost led by my girl, it seems that I really have to repair a few of their little guys."
Do you dare to collude to deceive adults?
Hahaha, even the queen's mother-in-law was fooled. ”mentioned Xiao Xuanxuan of Du Shaoqing's family, everyone laughed again, this girl can be said to be a collection of thousands of loves, interesting things about her, I can't finish talking about it for three days and three nights.Cheng Biting Jin said with a dark face: "No, we must figure it out to see if it is Ruyu, this girl." ”After speaking, he got up and left the table and walked to the children's table, almost all the children from each family came, Du Shaoqing also split a table separately, and let the Four Tigers and his wife take care of it, because they ate fish, so they specially selected some without thorns to give to the children.At this table, there were Xiao Xuanxuan and Cheng Ruyu who were drinking in the East Palace that day, and there were also a few children brought by Yu Shinan, Wei Zheng, Hou Junji and others.After thinking about it for a while, Cheng Yanjin fixed his eyes on Du Ping, Du Wei's son, because the others were all girls, and the prince's son Li Xiang couldn't move, because his father was not at home, and it was impossible to bully this kid.So there is only Du Ping, this kid, and Du Wei is also present anyway.With a smile on his face, he stepped forward, Cheng Yanjin hugged Xiao Duping and asked, "Boy, do you know me?"
”Du Ping took a closer look, nodded and said, "I recognize, my sister taught you, you are a bearded grandfather, and you also said that you like to drink the most." ”For the first time, he felt that his reputation could not be saved, and even the next generation had spread it."
Hahaha, it's good to recognize it, how about the bearded grandpa take you to our table to eat delicious food?"
Cheng bit Jin bewildered.Xiao Duping timidly glanced back at Xiao Xuanxuan, and Xuanxuan said: "Go ahead, go on, the bearded grandfather is not a bad person, you don't have to be afraid of him." ”Although this sentence is very common, I always feel that something is wrong, don't be afraid of him?
Is it so much like the jargon of the green forest?
In three or two sentences, Lao Cheng deceived Xiao Duping.Everyone laughed, and they all said that Lao Cheng was not ashamed, such an adult bullied a little doll.Du Gou saw his son being hugged at the other table, and hurriedly came over to apologize: "Uncle Cheng, how can I ask you to help take care of the child, little nephew, come on, don't disturb the elders Yaxing." ”"Go and go, it's rare for the uncle to be happy, fall in love with your child, you don't care, you can rest assured that the child is handed over to me."
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After sending Du Wei away, Cheng Yanjin put Du Ping on his lap, directly picked up the wine glass in front of him and handed it forward, and the wine had been rearranged on the table at this time."
Come on, boy, since you know that grandpa likes to drink the most, today grandpa will teach you how to drink."
Xiao Du Ping was pressed on Cheng Biting Jin's leg, he didn't dare to move, and when he saw what was in his mouth, he was so frightened that he whispered: "Don't, bearded grandfather, my father and mother have taught me that children are not allowed to drink, I don't dare." ”Du Shaoqing persuaded on the side: "Uncle Cheng, Ping'er is still so young, you" "Don't interrupt the boy, the old man is measured, and he can't pit your precious nephew." ”Cheng Yanjin said dissatisfied.Then he smiled and said to Du Ping: "No, Ruyu told me that you drank together last time, and now your kid tells grandpa that you don't drink?"
Did you lie to me?
”"Huh?
This, this won't be, why is Sister Ruyu like this?
Everyone doesn't say yes, and no one can say drink. ”Poof, almost everyone laughed, Du Ping is only a few years old, how can he play with the old devil, a few words will be set out, if it is Xiao Xuanxuan, maybe it will take a lot of effort, but where does this kid know the old devil's means."
What's this?
Your bearded grandfather, I like to drink the most, and I like to drink the most, and I don't reprimand you like your father and mother like that.Come on, come on, have a drink with grandpa, it's better not to drink with me, grandpa won't like you. ”After three or two sentences, Xiao Duping drank a glass, and then as if he was choked, he said with a red face: "Bah, this wine is not good at all, it's so spicy." ”"No, didn't you kid drink it last time?
Why is it so spicy now?
”Cheng Yanjin asked deliberately.Xiao Duping didn't doubt him, and hurriedly retorted: "That time was different, that time Sister Xuanxuan came up with a good idea, mixing the wine in goat's milk, not only is it not spicy, but it is also very delicious, and I can't forget the taste of milk last time." ”The table was full of laughter, okay, the case is solved, how did these little ghosts come up with it?
Goat's milk mixed with wine?
Can you drink it?
Cheng Lao Devil retorted quietly: "You kid doesn't know the goods, the wine you used this time is the best wine in my family, it's better than what you drank last time, but you said it didn't taste good." ”"No, it was your family's wine last time, Sister Ruyu brought it, and said it was the best wine her father treasured, don't you know the bearded grandfather?
We poured water on you and sent it back. ”Puff Cheng Biting Jin felt his heart skip a beat, it was over, and sure enough, it was this girl, "I treasured the wine for a year, it was made after a lot of hard work!"
”Cheng Yanjin put down Du Ping, beat his chest and sighed.Qin Shubao persuaded on the side: "Biting the gold, anyway, the wine is gone, what you shouldn't care about now is, how did Ruyu, this girl, start to learn to drink?"
Girls can't develop this bad habit. ”"Well, the second brother taught me a lesson!
My wine," I guess I won't be able to listen to what I'm saying now.And little Du Ping was amnesty, and after being put down by Cheng Biting Jin, he trotted all the way back to his friends.Everyone asked him curiously, what did the bearded grandfather give him to eat?
Xiao Duping said with a disgruntled face: "Nothing, he asked me to go to drink, but his wine is spicy and can't be drunk." ”"Huh?
Drinking?
Aren't small children not allowed to drink?
”Everyone was disappointed.Xiao Duping turned to Cheng Ruyu and asked: "Sister Ruyu, didn't everyone say that it was okay, and it can't be said that we drank together, but why did you tell the bearded grandfather about our drinking in the East Palace?"
”When Cheng Ruyu heard this, she slapped the table angrily, and directly grabbed Du Ping's collar with both hands and said angrily: "Little Du Ping, you can make it clear, my sister is the most righteous, when did you betray everyone?"
I've never told anyone that you dare to frame me?
”Well, what's going on?
The bearded grandfather said it himself, you told him, Du Ping said aggrievedly.It's over, Cheng Ruyu and Xiao Xuanxuan glanced at each other, and at the same time understood that the matter of drinking in the East Palace was exposed, waiting to be beaten.The guests were talking and laughing, and the fish soup stewed in the big pot also came up, Li Er didn't care much about it, because if he eats fish in winter, he will eat a fresh one, and the fish is actually nothing to eat.But when he drank the fish soup boiled by Du Shaoqing, his eyes lit up and refreshed his view of fish.The milky white fish soup is as smooth as goat's milk in the mouth, salty and light, and you can hardly feel the fishy smell, leaving pure deliciousness.Li Er couldn't help but praise: "According to the history books, there was a fish feast all the rage thousands of years ago, and I have also eaten the craftsmanship of the imperial chef before, but compared with today's pot of fish soup, hehe, there is a world of difference!"
”"That's right, Shaoqing really has a hand!"
Qin Shubao praised.Li Jing said: "The old man thinks that the river is frozen in winter, and you can still eat fresh fish in this season, which is a rare place!"
”For a time, everyone praised Du Shaoqing's craftsmanship.Du Shaoqing sighed with emotion: "It's a pity, it's a pity that my brother is thousands of miles away to bring back such a little thing, it's not enjoyable, it would be nice if you could eat this for a while." ”Wei Chigong said: "What's so difficult about this?
They are digging ice in the Northeast to get fish, let's draw gourds like this, and they can't eat them at any time?
”Hou Junji said: "How can it be so easy?
The northeast side is frozen three feet, which can freeze the fish in the ice, but the rivers and lakes here can only freeze the upper layer, and the fish are still swimming in the water under the ice, so on weekdays, have you ever seen a fish eat in winter?
”Hey, yes, then there's no choice but to wait for the ice and snow to melt in the spring.Du Shaoqing said with a bitter face: "The freezing of the river does not delay fishing, but as far as I know, basically except for the seaside land, there are no fishermen in Datang, everyone dare not fish, where do the fishermen come from to eat?"
”"Oh?
Why is that?
Since ancient times, fishing has been the way for the people to survive, is it possible that there are no fishermen in my Datang?
”Li Er was puzzled.Du Shaoqing looked at the old father-in-law, and said in his heart that he had finally gotten to the point."
What?
Father-in-law doesn't know?
It's all because of an edict that Datang forbade eating carp!
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