Let's go!
Fang Xuanling's piece of meat just fell on the table, and he looked at Du Shaoqing with a surprised face, with hidden worries in his eyes.Knowing Du Shaoqing's character, he immediately saw that since Du Shaoqing mentioned this edict, it is self-evident that today's meal should be an excuse to lift this ban.But how?
Or rather, how dare you?
The royal family's surname is Li, and it is forbidden to eat carp, you want to lift this ban, isn't this against the royal family?
If you are caught by the speaker, it is not too much to say that you are plotting wrong.Everyone understood the movement, including Cheng Yanjin, who had been crying and mourning, and stopped.Li Er suddenly laughed, and then said to Du Shaoqing with a straight face: "I thought that you invited me to come over for dinner with filial piety, but I didn't expect that there were still conditions for eating your meal."
Boy, do you know what you want to do?
”Everyone at the table was nervous, Qin Shubao dragged Du Shaoqing and said, "Boy, don't talk nonsense, apologize to Your Majesty." ”Du Shaoqing looked directly at Li Er with both eyes, and said seriously: "The banquet is a banquet, and the admonition is the admonition, just don't know about it in the past, but now that you know it, you naturally have to say it."
There is no trivial matter in people's livelihood, please think twice!
”Li Jing opened his mouth to persuade and explained: "Shaoqing, you have lived in the mountains since you were a child, I'm afraid you don't understand this, the royal family's surname is Li, if the people eat carp, aren't they eating Li?"
This will affect the fortunes of the country, so don't make a mess. ”"What is the reasoning?
Eating carp affects the fortunes of the country?
If this is the case, then the Goguryeo foreign state may not need to be eyeing the tiger, and directly let the people eat carp to occupy our Tang Dynasty?
What a ridiculous truth!
”Du Shaoqing mocked loudly.None of the people here are stupid, who doesn't understand this truth?
But the real situation is that the imperial court used this order to pat the Li royal family's sycophants, and everyone tacitly knew it, who would care about this little thing?
Wei Zheng couldn't help but secretly sigh that he was known as the first person who dared to speak out, and now it seems that it should be this Du Concubine.Du Shaoqing got up and saluted Li Er, "Your Majesty knows the importance of agriculture, forestry and fishery.If because of these absurd statements, the people are directly cut off from a way of life, it is not good for the country.When Lu Pheasant, the wife of Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Western Han Dynasty, was in power, because she avoided her name, she changed the pheasant to a pheasant, and what happened to Lu Pheasant in the end?
If what you eat is linked to the fortune of the country, then the former Sui royal family is surnamed Yang, and everyone in the world is eating sheep, who can say that the former Sui II died by eating sheep?
The rise and fall of the dynasty is not in these gratuitous rhetoric, but only in the good life of the country and the people.In fact, from a serious point of view, this kind of ignorant behavior has accumulated serious drawbacks, and in the long run, each generation of kings has forbidden such one or two, and the shackles of the people have become heavier and heavier over time, which is the real damage to the fortune of the country. ”The whole table was silent, and they all secretly said that Du Shaoqing dared to say anything.On the contrary, Li Er's mind was deafening, as a generation of Ming Jun who can leave his name in the history books, Li Er certainly has something extraordinary.At this time, he was not angry but happy, and praised Du Shaoqing: "Okay, that's right, I didn't see the wrong person!"
Today's words of the virtuous son-in-law have been admonished.All old friends and ministers testify that I want to give my son-in-law Du Shaoqing a privilege, and in the future, he will be innocent of any of his admonitions, and he can speak loudly!
You kid has something to say in the future, you don't have to detour, I came to you to eat fish in a good way, but you taught me a lesson, and didn't let me rest for a while. ”Everyone laughed together, and they were convinced of Du Shaoqing in their hearts, no wonder people are favored, it is because they themselves have this talent, Your Majesty has a great talent, can you not be spoiled?
Du Shaoqing lowered his eyebrows and hurriedly apologized, "It's the son-in-law's negligence, then father-in-law, you look at this carp thing" Because the previous topic was too serious, it might make the atmosphere in the field a little uncomfortable, Li Er pondered for a moment, and suddenly said with a smile: "You seem to have said just now that the freezing of the river in winter does not affect fishing, is there such a thing?"
”Oh?
Everyone was interested in Li Er's question, and they all looked at Du Shaoqing."
Of course, the river is frozen, but the fish are still in the river, as long as you find the right way, it will not affect the fishing, but will add to the fun of fishing, is my father-in-law interested in seeing it?"
Du Shaoqing boasted.Cheng Yanjin joked: "Shaoqing, don't brag, don't you want to tell everyone, chisel the ice, expose the river, and then everyone goes fishing, right?"
It's cold, and this method doesn't work. ”"Of course not, my method is not fishing, but net fishing, if you are lucky, then the net comes up, hehe, tens of thousands of fish are possible."
Boo everyone booed, the more they blew it, the more uncertain it became, who believed this?
Spread the net to catch fishing?
Where do you cast your nets when the river freezes?
On the ice?
Can you draw us a picture of 10,000 fish?"
What?
Don't you believe me?
”Du Shaoqing was surprised."
It's not that we don't believe it, but can you kid say something to make people believe it?"
Li Er said.Du Shaoqing patted his thigh and stood up and said, "Okay, since everyone doesn't believe it, let's make a bet and see if I can catch 10,000 fish on the frozen river." ”"Hey!
Good boy, okay, what do you say, uncle will accompany you.Don't say that if you catch 10,000, even if you catch 10, you win!
”Cheng Yanjin also slapped his thigh and stood up.Du Shaoqing praised Cheng for biting gold and being happy, but when asked what to bet on, he also wondered, what to bet on?
Treasure money?
Are you kidding?
I am now rich in the world, and I don't lack anything.At this time, Li Er smiled and said: "Boy, I can't bet that you can't do it, my bet is on this carp thing, if you can't do it under the ice to catch 10,000 fish, this carp thing has never been mentioned today." ”Yes?
It's one yard."
Then I don't care, I will promise you a condition when I eat your meal, isn't it too cheap for you kid?
It's just a gamble, Fang Qing, this matter will be handled by you, look at the harvest of this kid's fishing, and then you will decide whether to send a book to inform the world. ”Du Shaoqing said anxiously: "Stop, stop, Your Majesty, this is a state affair, how can it be child's play?"
”"This is not child's play, you have no joke.In the past, because of carp, people did not dare to fish, and people in the world would say that it was me.But after that, if the carp ban is not removed, then everyone in the world will know that it is you Du Shaoqing who lost the bet, resulting in the ban not being lifted, and everyone in the world will probably be counted on your head.Hahahaha, boy, do you want to take it?
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”Du Shaoqing said with a bitter face: "Can I regret it, did I say ten fishes just now?"
”"No!
A manly man, foaming at the mouth and nailing, backtracking?
I don't have such a son-in-law. ”Li Er said with a straight face."
Well, isn't that shooting yourself in the foot?
It's okay, what am I doing with all this?
Is it bad to eat my fish well?
”"You are my son-in-law, a relative of the emperor and the country, of course you have the responsibility to think about the monarch and serve the country for the sake of the people, if you hide all day long, then I will not spare you."
Li Er laughed.Du Shaoqing has already given up treatment, "Forget it, you are justified no matter what you say." ”Everyone watched Du Shaoqing eat deflated, and laughed out loud, everyone has followed the emperor for many years, knowing that this is a joke, no matter whether the fishing is successful or not, the emperor will not care about the people's livelihood, at this time he is just joking Du Shaoqing."
I take the liberty of asking, in addition to my father-in-law and Uncle Cheng's participation in the gambling game, is there anything else to participate?"
Du Shaoqing asked everyone."
Of course, of course, you have to participate in such an interesting game, but you have to say what to bet on first." ”"Hey, I'm also worried, the key is that I don't lack anything, I don't know what to ask you for, or I'll just lose and win."
Du Shaoqing spread his hands."
Hey, you kid is looking down on our elders, and you're so sure you can win?"
Wei Chigong said loudly.Certainty?
Du Shaoqing thought about it, he really hasn't directly started the winter fishing, but in his previous life, he also went to see the winter fishing in Chagan Lake a few times, and it is not difficult to think about it, and there will definitely be gains if he tries a few more times."
Of course, the younger generation is in the chest, that is, when you are not optimistic, you will all win."
Du Shaoqing patted his chest and said.Where can Wei Chigong stand this?
He slapped the table and stood up and said, "Good boy, I bet on the ancestral iron double whip, and if I win, I will give you as an heirloom." ”How does this work?
Du Shaoqing was stunned, there is no need to play so big.Cheng Yanjin also coaxed: "Add me one, if you win, Lao Cheng will take out the treasured heirloom wine." ”Everyone looked at this guy with strange faces, I thought you were also sending weapons, why is it wine?"
Lao Cheng, didn't you say before that this pot is your best treasure?
How can there be?
What have you done to us?
Also, your treasures aren't also white water that has been dropped, right?
”Hou Junji said curiously.Puff Cheng bit the gold and almost spurted blood, then suddenly stood up, turned around and ran home, everyone didn't know why, Hou Junji said in a daze: "You won't let me say it, right, did he really go home to check his wine?"
”Du Shaoqing said: "Should I promise Uncle Cheng, I remember what he seemed to say just now is that as long as I catch ten fish, I will win?"
”Everyone: If you really win him as a family heirloom treasure, Lao Cheng won't fight with you?"
Forget it, boy, you don't drink, your Uncle Cheng is just drunk, otherwise how could he reveal that he still has the wine at the bottom of the box."
Li Er said in a round field."
Originally, I didn't want it, and Uncle Wei Chi's iron double whip, I can't take it, what do you want to do?
In this case, I will catch so many fish and sell them to everyone present at a price, and you can buy them for me, but if you say it in advance, you are not allowed to make a counteroffer. ”Du Shaoqing had a whim."
How's that going to work?
What if you kid take the opportunity to kill us?
”Hou Junji is gone.Du Shaoqing spread his hands and said: "This is the gambling game, first, you are pressuring me to catch fish, in this case, you don't need to buy my fish at all."
Second, if the fishing is successful, then I have won, of course you must be willing to gamble and lose, and if you lose, you must admit it, even if you are slaughtered, you must admit it!
What do you think?
Do you dare to bet?
”This kid is really a good tooth, Hou Junji was speechless, and everyone laughed, okay, bet, just do it!
A banquet guests and hosts are happy, everyone laughs until the middle of the night before they go back, only the emperor's family stays at Du's house, the palace is too far away, if you rush back to sleep, it is estimated that you can only walk at dawn.The next day, Du Shao went out early to buy things, since he said that he wanted to catch in winter, he naturally had to be more serious.After checking the thickness of the ice on the river around Chang'an, Du Shaoqing estimated that the ice layer would be thick enough for a maximum of twenty days, this ancient climate is good, Chang'an can also be frozen with snow after winter, if it is not in the future, under the warming climate, the ice on the river surface is getting thinner and thinner, and it is impossible to catch in Chang'an winter.instructed the people of the Chamber of Commerce to make fishing nets and other utensils, and they were busy for a long time before returning home, and the emperor's family had already left.When Xiao Xuanxuan saw her father coming back, she shouted that she wanted to eat fish, Du Shaoqing was about to agree, but Princess Changle said: "What kind of fish do you still eat, there is no fish at home." ”"None?
No, ma'am, I left a suitcase last night. ”Du Shaoqing was surprised.The princess covered her mouth and smiled: "My father took it away when he went back, and he also likes to eat fish very much, so he left something to say, saying that if we want to eat fish, we should hurry up and catch it ourselves." ”I, Du Shaoqing, want to scold my mother, did this old father-in-law's bandits make a fortune?
Would you like to come to the banquet and take it with you?
Where are your qualities?"
Huh?
Grandpa took our fish away?
I knew I would have gone to the palace with them. ”Xiao Xuanxuan was disappointed.Du Shaoqing knocked on his daughter's brain and said, "Do you dare to go to the palace?"
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The last time you took the lead in drinking in the East Palace, what do you think would happen if you let your grandmother catch it?
”Yikes!
Xiao Xuanxuan was startled, and hurriedly hid behind her mother, "Daddy, fortunately you reminded me, otherwise I would definitely be caught by my grandmother and beaten up with my son-in-law."
No, I won't go to the palace again until my grandmother forgets about it. ”Before he finished speaking, the little guy was directly grabbed by the princess and pulled out the chicken, and said with a smile: "What?
Do you do bad things and want to escape punishment?
Before your grandmother left, she told me to discipline you well, whether you will be beaten or something else, you can choose your own way.Dare to take the lead in instigating your friends to steal wine and drink, your guts are getting fatter and fatter. ”It's over, this time it's dead!
Xiao Xuanxuan directly gave up resistance, forgetting that there was a strict mother by her side.On the other side, Cheng Ruyu of the Cheng family was already frightened by his father at this time.After Lao Cheng woke up, he recalled the embarrassment of last night, and was so angry that he directly asked his three sons to kneel neatly and beat him violently, and let his youngest daughter Cheng Ruyu watch it seriously throughout the whole process.Cheng Chumo and the three of them want to cry without tears, what are they doing?
What do you do to beat us up for no reason?
If you hit a child on a rainy day, is it idle to be idle?
Lao Cheng pointed to his three sons and said to his daughter: "Have you seen the fate of your three brothers?"
You girl, Daddy loves you in vain, next time you dare to steal wine and drink, the three of them will be your end!
”The three brothers on the ground fell together, there was no such thing, it turned out that they were using us to kill chickens and monkeys?
Little sister stole wine and you beat her, what does it matter to us?