The bald second uncle was stunned for a moment, and asked in disbelief, "What is the use of it for you?"
”I'm also a little wondering, when did I become so sought-after?
The long hand did not raise his eyes and said, "This is my business, and it has nothing to do with your Heavenly Master's Mansion." ”The bald second uncle weighed it and knew that it would be a thankless task to annoy such a master as Zhong Shenxiu, so he said, I can not kill me, but I can't let me run out like this.Changshou sneered and said, "If you want to stop it, just try." ”There is a sharp and awe-inspiring feeling on the long hand, and people don't talk much."
Zhong Shenxiu, what are you messing with me?"
Suddenly, Zhong Lingxiu came out of the house, and her phoenix eyes glared at Zhong Shenxiu: "This is the Heavenly Master's Mansion, not your home." ”This should be very hurtful to my brother, but the eyes of the long hand are like a pool of stagnant water, and there is no ripple at all - is this used to it for him?
Then Zhong Lingxiu walked up to me, looked at the bald man again, and said, "Second uncle, I want him to stay here, don't let him stay in vain, if there is something, you can also let him do it—just accept a new trainee Heavenly Master." ”Apprentice Celestial Master?
I whispered, "No, I didn't sell it to you, so why did you make a decision for me?"
I have a teacher, and I'm not homeless. ”Besides, our Daomen and your Heavenly Master's Mansion are like fire and water, and I came to you to come to the Heavenly Master, isn't that a defection?
Let people know, and I will definitely lead the teacher, and let people poke the backbone.Mr.
Three Statues hasn't seen it yet, so I'll embarrass him first, what is this like?
Zhong Lingxiu glanced back at me with a little warning: "Keep your mouth shut." ”This time I smelled that Zhong Lingxiu had a big smell of ointment on his shoulder, and the medicine usually had to be fixed before the patient could move, but Zhong Lingxiu's bandage was not fastened at all, as if he had just been drugged, and he ran out in a hurry.She really knew these elders very well—she was afraid that they would move me, so she was in such a hurry.When the elders saw Zhong Lingxiu come out to speak, they were all slightly disappointed - on the surface, they were still unwilling to turn their faces with Zhong Lingxiu.So the bald second uncle said: "We promised you, of course it counts, you brought the people, you make your own decisions, we are a few old things nagging, don't take it to heart." ”When Zhong Lingxiu heard this, the phoenix eyes shone slightly, but the surface was still silent, and he just thanked a few elders lightly.She took me with her, and as she was leaving, she glanced at the young men with a little warning.The young men bowed their heads, and none dared to look at her.Unexpectedly, the long hand also followed, such a person followed him, so that no one would have to mumble.Zhong Lingxiu personally arranged everything I needed in life, I looked at her injuries and asked if you are okay?
She shook her head, opened her mouth and closed it again, hesitated for a long time, and then said with a stiff neck: "You have worked hard along the way." ”This is not like a thank you at all, but rather like a leader praising his subordinates.I'm talking about her behind my back, right?
I scratched the back of my head and said it's okay, don't look at me thin, I'm quite strong.I am used to carrying dung in my hometown.Zhong Lingxiu was about to laugh slightly, but when she heard the dung, the corners of her mouth that had just been raised pulled down again.Long Hand pretended not to hear, and went to look at the birds outside the window, and I looked at his long figure and trembled, as if holding back a smile.Zhong Lingxiu coughed and said to the long hand that you are okay and can go.But the long hand said, I have something.Zhong Lingxiu said that if you have something, say it quickly.The long hand said that there was no urgency.Zhong Lingxiu's smooth forehead had green tendons, and she jumped suddenly.But she should also be used to the appearance of long hands, try to forget the existence of long hands, turn her face and say to me, you are here, you may not be used to it at first, but after a long time, it will be fine, I will help you find something to do that can be upgraded, and when you can upgrade to a new level, see who dares to touch you.Yes, there are some things that you have to be strong to do.It's just strange that after Zhong Lingxiu left, Zhong Shenxiu still didn't leave, and it was a matter of course to live in the same room with me.I was a little puzzled at first, but I soon understood that he was afraid that I would be assassinated by the old man of the Heavenly Master's Mansion, so he specially came to be my bodyguard.I didn't have anything to do at night, so I cautiously inquired with this bodyguard, saying that you said before that I was useful to you, what is the use?
I didn't have much hope that the long hand would answer me, but I just scratched a bald man and thought about trying.Unexpectedly, Nagashou may be in a good mood, and even replied, I want to know the truth of a thing.Truth, are you Conan?
I quickly asked what was the matter?
How can I help?
As a result, he only said one sentence, as long as you live, you will know sooner or later.I sighed, the service attitude of this bodyguard is not good, it is good not to be angry with you.I couldn't get any out of him, so I had to sleep with my head down.Zhong Lingxiu said well, I am really not used to it here, as soon as it dawned the next day, I heard a very loud wind chime, and said in my heart that their Heavenly Master Mansion is really addicted, do you want to go to morning class or what?
People are a monk who hits the bell for a day, and you are a teacher who rings the bell for a day.Before I could pull the quilt on my head and hide from this bell, I heard the long hand say, this is called you."
What?"
I squinted at him, and because I had just woken up, my vision was very blurry: "What's the matter with me?"
”"Your brain was eaten by a zombie?"
The long hand replied, "This is the bell called the apprentice heavenly master." ”I immediately remembered, by the way, Zhong Lingxiu said that looking for an opportunity to promote me to a higher level started from the apprenticeship of the Heavenly Master.Yesterday, Zhong Lingxiu explained to me that the apprentice Heavenly Master was gathered in the South Park.I quickly put on my clothes and ran out - the schools I attended were all village schools, and I heard that the schools in the city had military training, and I was quite envious, it seems that the feeling of this apprentice heavenly master is similar to military training.When I arrived at the place, I saw many young people from the Heavenly Master's Mansion, still standing together like sugar cane, neatly and neatly.I was a little difficult at a glance, and I had obsessive-compulsive disorder in the estimation of the drill formation, which was horizontal and vertical, and I couldn't insert it a little.As soon as I thought about it, I was at the end of the list.And those apprentice heavenly masters are not very old, and they should be almost the same as me, when they see me coming, they still have the appearance of a turtle who has never seen the world, they all have a sense of superiority, and no one looks at me squarely.I thought about it for a while, and they all knew about me, and it was normal for them not to take care of me.Take a look at who the team leader is, it happens to be Xiao Song.Eh, I'm wiping, the road is narrow, I choked with him before, and now I'm under someone else, it's really feng shui in turn.I still recall that Xiao Song went to our division to search for Sister Begonia, and entered the forbidden place of the South Courtyard Hut, and his ears were cut off, but now I look at it again, it is strange that his two ears are still good, and they are clearly Mickey Mouse, not one ear.I didn't know for a while, could it be that this was also cured by that mysterious "old yellow"?
And thinking about it, suddenly a sound of breaking wind swept towards me for no reason, startling me, and I involuntarily bent my waist back, and the sound of breaking wind did not hit me.But I smell it, and it smells—like a corpse whip!
Throughout the ages, the most famous whip for beating the corpse is the whip of King Ping who beat the corpse of King Chuping by Wu Zixu, and later some people followed suit and made a similar whip, specializing in the walking corpse, which is to use willow branches that have been in the shade for a hundred years, add incense burner ash for three years, and rub it out with peach gum glue, and there is a name called three times to pour - take this thing to pump the walking corpse three times, and there is no walking corpse can not lie down.The master also has it, and the rabbit has shown me, and this is the taste!
Beating people with a whip that beats corpses is actually easy to disperse people's souls, I got on fire at once, and when I looked up, sure enough, it was Xiao Song who hit me.And Xiao Song saw that he didn't hit me, and he also got angry, and continued to pump at me with all his might, and the momentum was quite urgent, as if he had some deep hatred.I turned my head and flashed it again, and at the same time took advantage of the momentum of the whip to walk out, and before I could take it back, I grabbed the whip and pulled it to my side.When the apprentice Heavenly Master here saw it, his expression changed slightly, but his usual training made them not gossip, but they could see that their eyes seemed to be saying, "Oh, a leading Celestial Master can't even beat a trainee."
Xiao Song saw that he had lost face, and he was even more annoyed and angry, but he couldn't catch the whip in my hand, and it was enough to choke me, so he couldn't help but throw the whip away, and he didn't have enough strength to make up the voice: "Do you understand the rules?"
”I said, "What are your rules?"
Indiscriminately whipping people with corpses?
”Xiao Song's nose and eyes were about to smoke, and he pointed to my nose and said: "You are a trainee Heavenly Master, you have no respect for your superiors, you are late, and you still have a strong speech, you don't obey discipline, and you are going to commit a crime because you were sent in by the Chief Heavenly Master, right?"
Let me tell you, this is not your smoky miasma Dao Gate, it is the hierarchical Heavenly Master's Mansion!
Do you think you can do whatever you want?
”Who do you say is a miasma?
The more Xiao Song thought about it, the more angry he became, and he turned around and left: "You have to give me a dismount on the first day, don't you?"
I'm going to tell a few elders now, I can't cure you if I don't believe in you!
”Elder?
What's the matter, you still have monks in the Heavenly Master's Mansion?
Wrong......
I remembered that the elder he was talking about should be the "elder" in Zhong Lingxiu's mouth.It doesn't matter if anything else, I came here, I have already caused a lot of trouble to Zhong Lingxiu, if I really make any more trouble, I can't help but feel a little sorry for her - anyway, I'm here to get promoted, and I'm not idle, so I had to pull Xiao Song and say that I have something to say, sue the teacher or something, and the children only play.Xiao Song understood what I meant, thinking that I was afraid of those elders, so he sneered and said that I am easy to say, and you have to listen to it!
I'll teach you the first rule of the Heavenly Master's Mansion right now, obedience!
Then he pointed to the pond behind him and said you go in and swim around, and that's it.The pond was not big, it was full of lotus flowers, the fragrance was striking, the weather was quite hot, and it was not a chore to go down and swim around, so I nodded and agreed.But I didn't expect it, I nodded like this, and the faces of the remaining apprentice Heavenly Masters all changed, and looking at my expression, it was like looking at a madman.I'm a little wondering, why don't you just go for a swim?
As for being so frightened?
Or is it ......
I reacted - what's in this pond?
And Xiao Song looked at me proudly, say go on, let's all watch you go down.I knew that this Xiao Song wouldn't give me any good dates to eat.But what's under this pond?
I wanted to look back, but suddenly there was a force behind me, and I was pushed down.All of a sudden, there was a splash of water in front of me, and the bubbles bubbled up - the water with the flowers would not be too clear, and my eyes were green, rubbing moss.scolded Xiao Song 10,000 times in his heart, the matter has come to this point, and he can only swim up, I hope to calm things down, and I really have to guard against that cowardice in the future.With that in mind, I was going to get out of the water first to change my breath.But I didn't think about it, I was just about to go upstream, and I felt like my feet were being pulled by something, and I couldn't go up!