I was stunned, what the fuck is going on?
Looking back, in the blurry green water, I saw a man crouching under the pond, reaching out and tugging at my ankle.When I saw it clearly, I had goosebumps all over my body, and I almost didn't choke the last breath out of my mouth.The hand that was on my ankle - with the webbed shape of a frog!
At first, I thought it was a water ghost, but I wasn't afraid of a water ghost, although I wasn't of a high level, I still knew a lot about how to deal with the dead, but the hands of the dead don't grow webbed, what the hell is this?
The Heavenly Master's Mansion is the Heavenly Master's Mansion, the land is vast and rich, it is difficult to raise monsters in the pond to play.Thinking about it like this, I wanted to stretch out my foot and kick that thing, but the strength of that thing's hand was not too big, and I used enough fox Dan's essence to kick that hand down.I just went into the water, I wasn't very ready, I didn't hold any breath in my mouth, I was really dragged on by this thing for a long time, I had to drown here - Xiao Song's doggy appearance, he definitely won't come to save me.This is in the hands of those old men, who originally wanted to kill me and end up in the future, how beautiful they were in such an "accident" when I died.I was not reconciled, I couldn't break free, so I thought of other ways, so I didn't rush to drill up, but ran to the thing - if I could knock it down with one punch, I wasn't afraid that he wouldn't let go.The thing obviously didn't expect it, not only did I not struggle, but I came at it, and I was a little stunned in an instant, I saw it stunned, and punched it in the chin.Its face was beaten up, and I could see the face of the thing clearly, and I couldn't help but shudder., what is this face?
Big eyes, big nose eyes, big mouth, it looks like a funny and ugly photo that people PS out.One glance at the top of its brain, I understood that this thing was a water monkey.Water monkeys are often confused with water ghosts, but in fact, these are two kinds of things.Water ghosts are dead people, and this kind of thing belongs to spirits.Its biggest hobby is to squat under the water and pull people, which is very similar to the habit of the water ghost pulling a stand-in, the only difference is that the water ghost pulls people, there are five fingers on the ankles of the people, this goods pull people, there will be no traces on the ankles - its hands are webbed.And this thing looks ugly, the brain melon is hairless, and there is a groove, a bit like "brainless", there is also a legend of this kind of thing in Japan, and they are called "kappa".I remember that there were water monkeys in a pond in a neighboring village, and many people dragged them down, and the locals were troubled and got a cow to try it, and it simply pulled the cow down - of course, the cow was exhausted and was captured.Now that I have been punched in the head, the water monkey has never suffered this loss, and wants to make a comeback, and I have already prepared it - its belly is very soft, which is the weakness of its own body, and I kicked it in the stomach first.The water monkey was obviously very painful, and his hand was released, and I said in my heart that these two little Jiujiu still want to get me, you are really too young, too simple.Thinking about it like this, I was deprived of oxygen for too long, and I used my strength again, and I felt a little dizzy, so I wanted to swim up, but at this time, my foot was caught again.Fuck, haven't you had enough of the heartwarming or what?
As a result, when I looked down, my scalp exploded, and there was not only a water monkey at the bottom of the ball, but also a pond of water monkeys, all looking at me with big green eyes.Only then did I understand why those apprentice Heavenly Masters were looking at me with those eyes!
If I knew there were so many water monkeys out there, and that someone would go down, I'd have to think he's crazy!
No, a breath rolled up my throat, and my eyes were getting blurry and blurry, and I had to swim up - but at this time, the sticky feeling came up and dragged me down.It's not just one hand, it's innumerable.The feeling of suffocation was like someone was grabbing my throat, but in the feeling of fainting, my mind was extremely clear at the same time, and I suddenly understood something.In fact, it stands to reason that there is only one water monkey in a pond.Because this kind of thing is very "alone", I don't like to be with the same kind, and it belongs to "one mountain does not tolerate two tigers, unless one male and one female", but why in this pond, there are so many water monkeys, they are still so peaceful, and quite united?
Unless there is a water monkey here, subduing the other water monkeys, reigning as the king here, and commanding all the water monkeys.Capture the thief and capture the king first.Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a group of water monkeys, and there was a particularly large one.This huge water monkey is the most eye-catching in terms of volume, and whoever says it has to think that it is the king here.But instead of grabbing it, I rolled over and grabbed the one in front of it, which looked a little smaller than it.I can't hold on until I catch the wrong one, and I can catch it again, and I have to kill it with one blow.Sure enough, the slightly smaller water monkey didn't expect me to turn around and hit it, and immediately opened his teeth and claws, and I didn't have a soft hand, and stuck its neck, and the other water monkeys were stunned for a moment, and involuntarily let go, I took this opportunity to step on the water, and with the last strength, poked my head out of the pond.The fresh air with the smell of water poured into the nose, which was so pleasant.And Xiao Song and they were all stunned when they saw me hang a head of green duckweed and drill out, Xiao Song should have been smiling, but when he saw me with a smiling mouth, that smile froze on his face: "This can't be ......"
Those apprentice heavenly masters also widened their eyes: "How did you come out......"
I threw the water monkey just now.The water monkey had never seen the light of day, had never been out of the water, and squeaked in fright - why was it called a water monkey?
On the one hand, it looks a bit like a monkey, and on the other hand, the sound of this thing is also very similar to a monkey.It tried to get back into the water, but I grabbed it back, and it was so desperate that it looked like crying.Xiao Song looked at this water monkey and gritted his teeth and looked at me: "How do you know that this is the water monkey king?"
”I finally gasped my breath back, talking nonsense, looking at the paws.The huge water monkey just now did look like a head, but there was one point, its paws, like the other water monkeys, were wounded—like they were left behind by digging something to find food.Only this water monkey's paws are clean and intact, which means that it doesn't have to find its own food at all - only the head of the water monkey is eligible to eat the tribute.If Lao Tzu catches it wrong, it will really sink to the bottom at this time.Xiao Song gasped, looked at my expression, and became even more jealous: "Those who come out of the Dao Gate are just a little clever."
Come up for me. ”I climbed up, my clothes were drenched and sticking to my body, dripping with water, and the smell of mud and moss made me want to vomit.Xiao Song deliberately didn't look at my embarrassed appearance, turned around, and then began to talk about the first lesson of the Heavenly Master's Mansion.And at this time, out of the corner of my eye, I saw that behind the clump of holly, the long hand was sitting leisurely in the small pavilion, as if bored to look at the wild scenery - in fact, I knew in my heart that he should be on the bodyguard duty again, in case I really can't come up, he will save me.My life is worth so much now, and I must protect it.And listening to Xiao Song's explanation, I understood that there are four big bells in the Heavenly Master's Mansion, east, west, north and south, and these bells are used to summon the heavenly master, the sound of the bronze bell is turbid, it is called the Yellow Order Apprentice Heavenly Master, the silver bell is slightly clear, it is called the Xuanjie third-class Heavenly Master, the golden bell is more beautiful, it is called the second-class Heavenly Master, and the crystal bell is called the first-class Heavenly Master - this crystal bell is not heard by ordinary people.So many bells, they can also distinguish clearly, it is estimated that by the way, let them practice makes perfect exercise of the ears - speaking of which, now the mobile phone is so convenient, there is no need to make such trouble, on the surface it is the twilight drum and morning bell to follow the tradition, I think it is to artificially improve the force of the thousand-year-old temple.And only the heavenly masters of the heavenly level can be compared to the rank of people, usually in order to identify each other in order to identify the low-end heavenly masters, everyone is also the same as the monarch's title, with a bell to prove their identity, I got one, of course, it is a bronze, there is rust on it, it looks very old, and I don't know who promoted it to replace it.And Xiao Song has five people and six people all day long, how awesome I think he is, it's just a silver bell, looking at the new scratch and scraping the new, it is estimated that it is still newly promoted recently.When it was time to eat at noon, a group of apprentice heavenly masters knew that I was from the Daomen, as if they were inferior and other races, all of them were tall and elegant, all with their noses and eyes facing the sky, and no one was willing to sit next to me.I have been treated like this since I was a child, I have long been numb, I am not afraid at all, I am more pure, I didn't think that when I was about to eat roasted eggplant, a chubby teenager sat opposite me, with a timid expression, holding a piece of clothing in his hand, and said cautiously: "You are all wet, if you don't dislike it, I will replace it for you to wear." ”I was a little flattered, so I took off my clothes and thanked him, seeing that he was younger than me, very tender, with small freckles next to his nose, and he was also one of the apprentice heavenly masters just now.Seeing that he was restrained and cramped, I asked him, why did you come to me, they all look down on me, aren't you afraid that they will look down on you together?
People who are bullied and isolated are often like viruses, they can be infected, and whoever gets close to them will also be bullied and isolated together.The little fat man puffed up his chest and said I'm not afraid, you are from the bottom of the Daomen, and you have such great ability, you are more powerful than Captain Song, I will convince you in my heart.As he spoke, he lowered his voice, with a little smugness, and said You don't know who Captain Song is, right?