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Chapter 61 Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills (ask for collection!) )


"Yo, two guest officers, your eyes are tight, aren't you a local demon?

Rest assured, the small shop has a business plaque issued by the lord of Montenegro, and the store is opened regularly, and people and ghosts are not deceived.Foreign demons, we will never rip off customers, and ensure that the guest officials feel at home. ”A little demon who looked like a shopkeeper saw Su Mo and the others come in, and came up to greet them warmly.I saw that this little demon was slender, and there was a handful of green seedlings on his head, which could be a ......

Onion demon?

The onion demon is not up to the third grade, but it has already transformed into a shape, this is because the rules of the underworld are different from the world.In the human world, only the big demon who has reached the Sanpin Jindan realm can transform into a human form.But in the underworld, the threshold for transformation is much lower, but the monsters that turn out are also strange.Just like the shopkeeper in front of him, he is as thin as a stick and has a green hat on his head.And the monsters that are normalized in the world are much more beautiful, and many of them are handsome men and beautiful women."

Finely weird, don't play tricks, hurry up and beckon the guests to take their seats."

An old voice came.Su Mo looked at it in response, and saw an old woman with a pockmarked face sitting behind the counter, supervising the shopkeeper to pick up customers.The pock-faced old woman's eyes were very sharp, and she sat on an ordinary wooden chair behind the counter, stunned by her to sit firmly in the military tent and point out the country."

Well, it's a villain, two guest officers, please take a seat.What do you want to do?

”Su Mo and Yan Chixia sat down and glanced at the surrounding environment, except for the two of them, there were only a few spirits in the store."

What are the signature dishes, such as mapo tofu, come up with a few dishes.We don't need wine, we bring it with us. ”Su Mo said.The dishes made for the demons in the demon city of Montenegro are actually no different from the world, the ingredients are all natural, and the meat is also good birds and beasts, so it doesn't hurt to eat it.As for the wine, he still has a few pots of good wine in his wallet, and Maoshan wine is definitely much stronger than the wine in this small shop.Drink some wine before going to the Black Mountain Demon Mansion, this is what Yan Chixia means, he has been a lifelong alcoholic, and he must drink every time he kills the demon before killing the demon, lest the action fail, and he will never be able to drink again."

Guest officer, if we bring our own drinks, we have to charge an opening fee for a low-grade spirit stone."

The shopkeeper said finely."

No problem, go get ready."

Su Mo waved his hand and said."

Well, a piece of mapo tofu, a plate of husband and wife lungs, a pot of black mountain vinegar fish, a pound of braised beef in a private room, and a bowl of Feilong soup.On the first floor, customers dine-in, and the kitchen is slippery. ”The fine strange singer shouted at the kitchen, adding several dishes on his own initiative.Su Mo took out the Maoshan wine and poured a bowl for Yan Chixia, but he didn't drink it, he wanted to make sure that he was absolutely sober before he met the old demon of the Black Mountain."

Great Whirlwind, you said that the Northern Ghost Emperor sent you and me to this remote place, did you really want to recruit that black mountain?

This place is so barren, why does the Ghost Emperor bother with this?

”Su Mo asked.He glanced at Yan Chixia, and took out a golden toad with an open mouth from his arms, and played with it in his hand."

Silence, you little whirlwind, the time to follow the Ghost Emperor is still short, and you really can't understand the good intentions of the adult.If there is chaos today, the underworld is full of ghosts, and the Black Mountain Demon can build a demon city here and gather the demons and demons, which is also a good thing for the benefit of ghosts, and has contributed to the stability and unity of the underworld.The Ghost Emperor was merciful and should have sealed him with a genuine official position in the underworld. ”Yan Chixia said.After the two had finished speaking, they stopped talking.The bait has been dropped, just waiting for the fish to take the bait.Sure enough, after Su Mo and the two finished their conversation, the pock-faced old woman gave the shopkeeper a look, and the shopkeeper quickly disappeared without a trace.A moment later, a black shadow condensed by a black mist appeared in the store.The black mist gradually solidified, revealing a man in black armor with a mask on his face.The person who came came had a decisive temperament, although he wore a mask, he could also see that his demeanor was extraordinary, and his demeanor was domineering.But after this person saw Su Mo and the others, he lowered his posture slightly, and his voice was very gentle."

Haha, the two of you are the demon generals under the command of the Northern Ghost Emperor?

Deigned to come to my Black Mountain City, why don't you enter my Black Mountain Demon Mansion, a small shop in the city, and neglect two more, isn't it my Montenegrin sin?

”It turned out that the black armor mask man was the old demon of Black Mountain, and his body was condensed by mist, which should be an incarnation of him."

Don't dare to be, the two of us are lowly in cultivation, but they are just demon soldiers under the command of the Ghost Emperor, and we don't dare to call them demon generals.This time I came to Montenegro City, and I also wanted to rest first, so I went to the Montenegrin Mansion to visit the city lord and convey the kindness of the ghost emperor to the city lord. ”Su Mo said without changing his face.After saying that, he also deliberately exposed the golden toad, so that the old demon of Montenegro could see the token of the Northern Ghost Emperor.It's time to test his acting skills again, Su Mo silently substituted himself into the role of the Northern Ghost Emperor Demon Soldier, and when he looked at the old demon of Montenegro, his eyes were flat, without the slightest fear, but there was a faint sense of condescension.The seven-rank official in front of the prime minister, not to mention the demon soldiers under one of the five giants of the underworld.The entire underworld belongs to the Five Directions Ghost Emperor, and he is now equivalent to holding the sword of Shang Fang, patrolling the Quartet on behalf of the Son of Heaven, how can he be weak in momentum to give him a little demon of the Black Mountain!

This feeling of being a character is really great!

It's no wonder that so many people in the world want to be actors, this feeling is unexpected.Su Mo couldn't show the slightest cowardice at this time, otherwise he might arouse the suspicion of the old demon of Montenegro.As long as the momentum is not weak, the token of the Northern Ghost Emperor is in hand, and he can't help but believe it from the old demon of Montenegro!

Su Mo believed that Xiao Er of the inn must have told the old demon of Montenegro the conversation between him and Yan Chixia word for word.And the old demon of Montenegro, at this time, I am afraid that my heart is already like eating sweet candies, and it is delicious.Although the old demon of Montenegro is divided into one side, to put it bluntly, he is just a leader who occupies the mountain as the king.Throughout the ages, which wave of bandits who occupied the mountain as the king did not want to be co-opted by the imperial court, and could have a decent official position?

Not to mention the old demon of Montenegro, even the eldest brother Song in the book of the present world, a hundred singles and eight iron-clad heroes, aren't they also the head of Shuibo City erecting a flag, and the word "Zhao'an" is floating in the wind?

After following the Northern Ghost Emperor and getting a Ghost Emperor, then his status in the underworld will definitely rise in the future, and with the identity recognized by the government, he will no longer have to live a frightened life.After all, he, a separatist force, can still have a good time in the current chaos in the underworld.But be prepared for danger in times of peace, if one day the underworld is too peaceful, the order is stable, and all the ghosts live and work in peace and contentment, and he, the demon city of Montenegro, will not be destroyed by the government in minutes?

In fact, he has always wanted to have a relationship with the government, but the road is not wild enough, and he can't deliver words to the ten heavenly sons of the underworld such as King Yama and King Chujiang.It's good now, the Northern Ghost Emperor directly sent someone to Zhao'an, not to mention that the two demon soldiers were sent, even if it was the miscellaneous servants of the two Ghost Emperor's Mansion sweeping the floor, it was also an uncle, and he had to eat and drink well to serve comfortably."

Two messengers, this is not the place to speak, please follow me into the Black Mountain Demon Mansion for a while."

The old demon of Montenegro said.Su Mo said lightly: "Don't worry, I just ordered a few dishes, and the store hasn't served them yet." ”The old demon of Montenegro laughed and said: "The envoy is funny, when you come to my Black Mountain Demon City, how can you let the envoy eat these crude wine and dishes."

Please follow me into the house, there are delicacies from all over the underworld, as well as delicious food and wine.If the envoy is interested, there is a stunning singer in the house, who can accompany the envoy to talk about poetry and elegance, and enjoy the wind and moon. ”