In the Black Mountain Demon Mansion, the red skulls are hanging high at this moment, and everyone is wearing scarlet new clothes, which is a strange celebration."
Black Mountain City Lord, do you have a happy event to do in your mansion?"
Su Mo asked pretending not to know."
Haha, I was going to take a few concubines tonight, it's just a trivial matter, it's not a happy event.The presence of the two envoys in the mansion made my Black Mountain Demon Mansion shine, which was the real joy. ”The old demon of Montenegro slapped his ass quietly.Su Mo nodded, pretending to be surprised: "I didn't expect the two of us to come so coincidentally, and we actually caught up with the big day of the Black Mountain City Lord."
It's just that the two of us came in a hurry, and we didn't bring any congratulatory gifts, and I asked the lord of Montenegro not to blame. ”"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.The two envoys were able to come, which was already enough to give Montenegro face.It's just a few concubines, how can it be compared to a big matter to be discussed with the envoy. ”The old demon of Montenegro said."
What the Black Mountain City Lord said is inappropriate, you can't let me wait for the two of you to delay it when the time is good, otherwise it will be a big sin.It's better to get married first, and the two of us will also sit with the guests, and after the wedding banquet is over, it's not too late to discuss the big things, and by the way, I will also touch the joy of the city lord, do you think it's good?
”Su Mo said.If the wedding banquet is not held, the Black Mountain Demon Mansion is so big, and Su Mo and the others are inconvenient, so they really don't know where to find Nie Xiaoqian.It's better to wait for the wedding banquet to open, and after seeing Nie Xiaoqian, you will see the opportunity to act.The two of them have a "boundary breaking talisman" in hand, as long as they find the right opportunity to take Nie Xiaoqian out of the underworld, it shouldn't be difficult."
That's fine.I invite the two messengers to come with me. ”…… The banquet of the Black Mountain Demon Mansion is placed on the largest square in the mansion.There is a high platform on the square, and there are hundreds of large tables below, and the scene is really not small.The old demon of Montenegro led Su Mo and the two to sit down at a wine table closest to the high platform, and did not leave, but sat down to accompany them in person."
What does this mean by the Black Mountain City Lord?
You, the bridegroom, don't go to accompany the bride and sit here with the two of us idlers, isn't that right?
”Su Mo said with a smile."
It's okay, it's still early.Before the wedding begins, invite the two ambassadors to enjoy a performance. ”The old demon of Montenegro said with a smile.Just like ordinary people in the world who get married and have to invite actors to perform, how can the wedding of the city lord of Montenegro be without performances?
In Montenegro City, there is no shortage of talented people, and their talents are also varied, which really opened Su Mo's eyes.The first to perform on stage was a black pig spirit.I saw that this black pig spirit was wearing a black robe, dragging a rake of dung, and came to the stage and shouted: "I am the Marshal of the Heavenly Court North Pole Tianpeng, with the thirty-six heavenly river generals and 80,000 sailors, congratulations to the lord of Montenegro on his marriage!"
May the Lord of Montenegro be in good health, blessed and long, reign in the underworld, and live forever!
”"Poof!"
Su Mo almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, this is Marshal Tianpeng Zhu Bajie?
Zhu Bajie ran to the Black Mountain Demon Mansion to be a demon?
Is Brother Monkey also there, will he come to power later?
This talent, I serve!
Su Mo secretly glanced at the old demon of Black Mountain, whose face was already gloomy and was about to drip water.This kind of performance is not the first time I have seen the old demon of Montenegro, it was arranged by the housekeeper in his house.Find a few goblins, play the role of a famous monster who is famous in the Three Realms, and congratulate him on stage when he is a birthday or concubine.It can not only break face, but also bluff those ignorant little demons in the city, so that they know how big the face of the old demon of Montenegro is, and they are even more in awe.It's just that they used to be all their own people, and everyone closed the door and bragged as much as they wanted.Anyway, now that the world is in chaos, those great gods like Marshal Tianpeng are too busy to take care of themselves, and no one will pay attention to him, a little black mountain demon.But now it is different from the past, and the one sitting in the audience is a serious eight hundred ghost emperor envoys.As a demon soldier under the command of the Ghost Emperor, people have never seen anything, how can they not know that this Marshal Tianpeng is an impostor?
This is really a shame on my grandmother's house.And who wrote the phrase "King's Landing in the Underworld" in the Black Pig Essence line?
Isn't this deliberately trapping him in injustice, showing that he has a heart of disobedience?
The old demon of Montenegro can't wait to come to power immediately and tear this pig demon alive.He glanced at it, and a butler-like cow spirit walked over tremblingly.The old demon of Montenegro whispered a few words, and the housekeeper ran down in panic.The housekeeper didn't dare to slack off in the slightest, because the old man of Montenegro instructed it: "If there is a similar program in the future, cut it for me quickly."
If you make another mistake, the whole city will eat beef brisket hot pot tomorrow!
”The whole city eats beef brisket hot pot, how can it have enough meat for a cow, I am afraid that its cattle and grandchildren will be poisoned.It has to hurry up and act, because the next monster it arranges is playing the role of Zhang Heng, the ghost emperor of the north.If this ghost emperor really comes to the stage, he doesn't have to wait for tomorrow, I'm afraid that the cauldron will be set up directly at the wedding banquet, and all the guests will eat brisket together!
It's just that the show is all cut, which makes the housekeeper worried, who will it find to save the scene temporarily?"
Two days ago, a new batch of ghosts came, and it looks like they have a few unique skills, so let them top one."
The butler sighed and quickly began to arrange.The cosplay show was cut in time, and the second one to come on stage was a very jerky actor.It was a female ghost in white, with long hair falling down and covering half of her face.She stood on the top, and she didn't know what to do for a while, and she was about to cry."
Unique!
You're a great deal!
Slippery!
”The butler of Niu Jing was anxious on the side of the stage, and scolded her in a low voice.The female ghost in white has just come to the Black Mountain Demon City for a few days, and she is unfamiliar with the place, so she does not dare to disobey the orders of the cow steward.Skills?
Let's put on a show!
The female ghost in white suddenly threw her hair in front of her, and then her hair, which was originally a little long and had nothing else wrong, suddenly became wet.She flicked her hair up at her own pace, and suddenly the rain flew out of the sky."
Bad luck, it turned out to be a water ghost.What kind of trick is this?
Let's go down!
Go down!
”Some guests in the audience began to cheer.The female ghost suddenly got angry, threw her hair back, revealed half of her face, and then opened her tongue."
Poof!"
She opened her mouth and spit out her tongue, like a ribbon more than a meter long!
The female ghost thought to herself, isn't she going to perform a stunt?
That's what I'm doing.I'm amazing, and I've never let me down.Except for a scholar who met a failed scholar a few days ago, she was not afraid at all, which made her very faceless.Su Mo: ......
He was stunned.It can't be such a coincidence, right?
Met her again?
When he came to the world of "A Chinese Ghost Story" on the first day, the female ghost who was tricked by him into doubting her life?
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If the next trick is still "that" talent, then it's for sure.Sure enough, immediately after that, the female ghost held her head with both hands, "clicked" her head off, held her head, and rushed to the guests in the audience.But the guests didn't buy it, and scolded one by one.The female ghost is very aggrieved, this is my best job, why are you so vicious?
Then she thought that she had a good life in the world, and after meeting the disillusioned scholar a few days ago, she was brutally tricked, and she felt that she had nothing to love, so she thought about going to the underworld to report the way, so that she could quickly reincarnate or something.I didn't know that I strayed into this Black Mountain Demon City, and now I am still forced to perform some of Raushzi's unique skills.I have performed all the tricks, but you are still not satisfied, and you are scolding me one by one, which is more vicious than the failed scholars.So the more the female ghost thought about it, the more aggrieved she became, and she suddenly couldn't hold back her tears, and began to cry with her head in her arms.It's really "hugging your head and crying", because she is holding her in her arms at this time!
The picture is very ghostly, Su Mo lowered his head to avoid making eye contact with her.But then he realized that now that he had changed his appearance with the Demon Transformation Pill, it was impossible to be recognized, so he raised his head again and cheered loudly."
Good!"
Su Mo clapped vigorously.Seeing that the envoy of the ghost emperor was happy, the old demon of Montenegro was still pondering whether to swallow this female ghost one second, and the next second he was also happy."
Good!
Not bad!
”The old demon of Montenegro gave a thumbs up and exchanged his experience with Su Mo after watching the performance.The old demon of Montenegro expressed his affirmation of the female ghost, and all the guests in the audience dared to applaud, and they began to applaud vigorously, applaud loudly, and threw flowers on the stage.The female ghost looked at the flowers and applause in the audience, felt very happy, and "hugged her head and laughed" again.Looking at this demonic picture, Su Mo sighed silently in his heart, "For the sake of the face of the old acquaintance, hold your field." ”