Su Mo landed on the middle finger of Wuzhi Mountain.He will never admit that it is a mockery of someone.Tang Sanzang didn't find him, in fact, even Guanyin couldn't detect Su Mo, not to mention that Tang Seng was just an ordinary person, a golden cicada who had lost his cultivation.If the golden cicada did not lose his cultivation, or the golden cicada in his previous life, he was the most hanged disciple of the Buddha, then it may be possible to find Su Mo, but the current golden cicada, that is, Tang Sanzang, is impossible.Tang Sanzang came to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain and saw the monkey that was pressed at the foot of the mountain, grass had begun to grow on his head, and only half of his body was outside."
Monkey smash, are you calling me?"
Tang Sanzang looked at Sun Wukong and asked with a wink."
I'm calling you, not your mom."
Sun Wukong was very dissatisfied with Tang Sanzang calling him a "monkey smash", so he took advantage of the situation to shoot back.Tang Sanzang: "......" is really a cute monkey."
Monkey smash, I think I should know you."
Tang San hid beside Sun Wukong and found a stone to sit down, then looked at Sun Wukong, who was very cute with grass growing on his head, and said with a smile."
Oh?
Do you really know my grandson?
Guanyin Bodhisattva said that there will be a monk coming these days, let me keep that monk to go to the west to worship the Buddha and learn scriptures, and I will be able to eliminate my sinful karma.But he also told me that the monk was just an ordinary person.How can an ordinary person know my grandson?
”Sun Wukong's fiery eyes flashed, and he kept looking at Tang Sanzang's body, confirming that he was just an ordinary person."
Monkey smash, although I am an ordinary person, I can also know you.I really know you, you were originally a monkey smashed in Huaguo Mountain in Dongsheng Shenzhou, and then I didn't know where to learn the skills of the sky, and then I united several demon kings and made trouble in the heavenly palace together, and you yourself also gave yourself a nickname, called 'Monkey King'.Am I right, monkey smash?
”Tang Sanzang blinked his eyes, and his eyes were full of smiles.Sun Wukong's eyes narrowed, he thought that he was just an ordinary person to protect, but now that he looked at Tang Sanzang, he couldn't understand it.He didn't know that Tang Sanzang was the reincarnation of the golden cicada, and he ......
Even if Tang Sanzang was the reincarnation of the golden cicada, he was just a reincarnated ordinary person, why would he know something that should have been known to the immortals."
Monkey smash, you know what?
The way you look with questions on your face is really cute, I want people to touch your head. ”Tang Seng said, reached out and touched it, and helped Sun Wukong remove the grass on his head."
Monkey smash, if you call me Master, I will rescue you from the bottom of this mountain, what do you think?"
Tang Sanzang teased Sun Wu's air-conditioning play, and finally got to the point."
Yes, of course, no problem, isn't it just a call Master?
What's so difficult, just open your mouth. ”Sun Wukong deliberately cleared his throat, five hundred years of wind and rain, and no one came to talk to him, which made his throat a little dry and itchy now."
Master, disciple Sun Wukong, meet Master.Please ask the master to help the disciple lift the suppression of this mountain stone on his body and save the disciple out.The disciple is willing to escort the master to the west, and from now on he will saddle the horse for the master, slay the demons and eliminate the demons, go to the soup and the fire, and never give up. ”Tang Sanzang nodded with satisfaction, feeling that Sun Wukong's words were very beautiful."
Very good, then apprentice, you just wait a little longer, and I'll help you move this mountain on your body."
After Tang Sanzang finished speaking, he rolled up his sleeves and looked like he was going to do it.Sun Wukong: "......"
This Tang Sanzang is not a fool?"
Master, are you really going to move mountains with your hands?
Can you move?
”Sun Wukong asked Tang Sanzang.He swore that he wanted to hold back the sarcasm in his words, but he couldn't."
Oh mom, I forgot, look at my memory.I thought I was still that little golden cicada, and now I really don't have the ability to help you move this mountain on your body. ”Tang Sanzang patted his head, looking very coquettish.Sun Wukong's eyes narrowed, and he could hear from this sentence that this monk was probably not an ordinary person in his previous life, and he seemed to be a golden cicada with extraordinary powers?
If it weren't for the fact that Sun Wukong was really born smart, he just heard Tang Sanzang's unintentional words, and guessed Tang Sanzang's identity.It's just because Sun Wukong didn't know or heard of Jin Chanzi before, otherwise he would be able to clarify Tang Sanzang's identity now."
Master, this mountain really can't be moved.However, on the middle finger peak of this mountain, there should be a rune paper, and you only need to uncover that rune paper.If you uncover the rune paper, the disciple and I will be able to move the mountain on our body. ”Sun Wukong patiently explained to Tang Sanzang.In order to be able to get out of the predicament, he really paid a lot of patience."
Okay, monkey smash, Master, I'll take off the talisman paper for you.But Master, I'm a waste wood now, the kind of chicken that has no power to tie my hands, and it may take half a morning to climb the mountain, so you can wait patiently. ”"Master, disciple, I've been waiting for five hundred years, I really don't care about this day and a half morning, you can rest assured and boldly climb.Disciple, I can wait. ”"Okay, monkey smash, master will go up."
After Tang Sanzang finished speaking, he finally began to move his steps and slowly climbed up the mountain.Wuzhi Mountain is very high, it can almost be said to reach the sky - this sentence is of course an exaggeration, but for Tang Sanzang, who is an ordinary person, it is really high enough.It really took Tang Sanzang more than half a day to finally climb to the middle finger peak of Wuzhi Mountain."
Whoa, monk, I've finally climbed up!"
Tang Sanzang finally climbed the middle finger peak, only to feel that the whole person was tired to prostration, and his breathing had become very short, this amount of exercise was really too big for a monk who didn't usually exercise much.If he had drifted down the river when he was a baby, not picked up by the abbot of Jinshan Temple, but by the monks of Shaolin Temple and sent to Shaolin Temple to be raised, then his physical strength might have been much better.But now Tang Seng is really weak in physical strength, and he almost lost half his life when he was able to climb the middle finger peak.He looked up, and sure enough, he saw a piece of rune paper hanging in black and white on the peak of the middle finger not far away.There are some words written crookedly on the rune paper, as if it is "moo roar"?
Perhaps, Tang Sanzang's foreign language level at this time was very catchy, and he didn't know much about it."
Very good, as long as I go up and take off this rune paper now, I will have one more good apprentice and pet, this deal is really a good deal, no matter how you look at it, you won't lose anything.I'll go up and take it off. ”After Tang Seng finished talking to himself, he only felt that he was full of energy, so he took steps up again.At this time, he was less than fifty meters away from the peak of the Middle Finger Peak, and the distance was already very close, just a stone's throw away, but every step he took was very difficult.Because - the altitude is too high, a little hypoxic.He moved up step by step, and finally came to the bottom of the rune paper by more than ten meters.At this time, Tang Sanzang was suddenly startled, because he found that a person suddenly appeared on the peak of the middle finger, which was originally empty.This person seemed to have appeared out of nowhere, but at the same time, it seemed that he had been there all along, and these two contradictory feelings appeared in Tang Sanzang's heart at the same time, making him very puzzled.In the end, Tang Sanzang relieved all his doubts, stretched out his hand forward, and gave his thumbs up."
Superior!"
Tang Sanzang defined Su Mo.Su Mo: "......" felt more and more that Tang Sanzang's painting style was so strange, it was really a joke."
You're not curious about my identity?"
Su Mo sat next to the rune paper and asked Tang Sanzang with a smile."
What's curious, you must have been sitting here from the beginning, right?
It's just that you didn't want me to see you until the end of the day, so I couldn't see it.And now that you want me to see it, I'll be able to see you.With such subtle and profound means, you must be an amazing master, far from being comparable to an ordinary monk like me at this stage.So you are a master, no matter what your identity is, it doesn't matter, as long as you want to, you can pinch me to death anytime and anywhere, think about this fact, it really makes people feel helpless. ”Tang Sanzang saw it thoroughly, and when he spoke, he was also light and breezy, making people feel that the breath of a high-ranking monk was rushing towards him.Su Mo was shown off, and couldn't help asking, "Tang Sanzang, have you always been such a god?"
”"Thank you for the compliment, the answer is yes."
Tang Sanzang's face was proud."......"
Su Mo.I'm praising you or something."
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I originally thought that I could rub off on your heat and go shopping in the west with you.But now seeing that you are so funny, it must be unreliable, so I think it is better for me to go west by myself, and be a westward learner, anyway, I haven't been a non-existent.If I become this scripture learner myself, then your existence will be superfluous, so I might as well send you to reincarnate now. ”After Su Mo finished speaking, he made a neck wiping action to Tang Sanzang.He really couldn't get used to seeing Tang Sanzang tease him like this anymore."
The donor laughed, donor, you're not such a cruel person.""
The heart is separated from the belly, and the person knows the face but does not know the heart, I am.""
Donor, you won't kill me, you know that I am the destined person to learn the scriptures, no matter what reason you want to go to the Western Lingshan, you will need me, otherwise you won't be able to go to the Lingshan, and you won't be able to see the Buddha.""
I can change my destiny against heaven and steal your destiny for myself.You don't have to doubt that I can do it. ”"Donor, I am a person who learns from heaven, I am a person with great luck, I am afraid it is not so simple if you want to kill me.If you really kill me, a meteorite may come and smash you to death in the next moment, or a supreme immortal god may suddenly appear to fight you for 300 rounds, in short......
You can't kill me. ”"Yo, the three major illusions in life - always think that you are the protagonist.Believe it or not, if I really want to kill you, before the meteorite falls, you'll die.Before that supreme master came over, your corpse was cold?
”"Then listening to the donor's words, don't you really want to kill me?
Donor, I thank you.Really, I sincerely thank you. ”"......"
Su Mo.I really want to kill Tang Sanzang, what should I do?"
Donor, please do me a favor and take off the talisman paper beside you."
Tang Sanzang said to Su Mo with a smile."
Reveal it yourself, don't you have long legs?"
Su Mo said angrily."
I'm so tired......"
Tang Sanzang actually wanted to be coquettish."
Huh?"
Su Mo glared coldly."
I mean, okay."
Tang Sanzang was glared at by Su Mo, only to feel a cool coolness surging from the Baihui acupoint to the Tianling Gai, this time he didn't dare to skin anymore, he ran up a few steps, pinched the rune paper in his hand, and removed the seal that suppressed Sun Wukong and sealed the Five Elements Mountain."
Hahaha!
Finally......
I was able to breathe a sigh of relief!
”An unbridled laugh came from the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, resounding throughout the heavens and the earth.Then I only heard a "boom" explosion, and the entire Marble Mountain exploded!"!
I'm still on the top of the mountain, does this monkey want to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors as soon as he gets out of trouble?
”Tang Sanzang shouted in horror, the entire Five Elements Mountain exploded, and he was also blown into the sky, if this is an unstable landing, this stinky skin bag will be explained here today."
Hahaha, my grandson is finally out of trouble!"
The heavens and the earth are still echoing with Sun Wukong's laughter."
Monkey smash, don't patronize and be happy, catch Master, Master is going to be smashed into pulp!"
Tang Sanzang screamed in horror while doing free fall.Sun Wukong, who came out of trouble, looked at the direction where Tang Sanzang fell, and his body instantly shot out, catching Tang Sanzang and holding him in his arms.At this point, there should be a BG sounding.Sun Wukong fell slowly, and Tang Sanzang lay quietly in Sun Wukong's arms.The two confirmed their eyes and met the right person."
Monkey smash, promise Master, on the way west, is it okay to protect the teacher like now?"
Tang Sanzang said affectionately."
Gross!"
Sun Wukong almost threw up, and threw Tang Sanzang out with a slam flick.Fortunately, the two of them had already landed at this time, and after Tang Sanzang was thrown out, he just fell and gnawed on the mud, and was not injured."
Master, from today onwards, I will guarantee you all the way to the west.But if you're still as disgusting as you are now, believe it or not, the monsters haven't eaten you, and my grandson will smash you into a pulp first?
”"Monkey smash, don't be so violent, be a peace-loving monkey smash.""
Don't call me a monkey again, I'm the Monkey King!""
Okay, Monkey Smash."
Sun Wukong was about to collapse, he felt that he would be annoyed to death sooner or later with such a master.He couldn't help but hug his head."
Huh?"
When did this head come out with an extra golden hoop?"
I put it on for you when you were in free fall when you held me in free fall.How's that, isn't this golden hoop stick?
Especially take advantage of your hair shape. ”Tang Seng smiled proudly."......"
Monkey King.What should I do, I really want to kill this monk.