"Congratulations to the holy monk for his love of disciples."
The flying Wuzhi Mountain was full of flying broken stones, and when all the dust settled, I saw a person stepping on the clouds and falling down.It was Su Mo."
Rejoice and rejoice, the master did not stop me from accepting apprentices, and it is also a favor to the monk."
Tang Sanzang was very polite, and said to Su Mo with his hands folded.Sun Wukong, who was holding Tang Sanzang, suddenly threw Tang Sanzang out of his arms at this time, and then looked at Su Mo with a lot of resentment."
Senior brother, it's been five hundred years, and you haven't even come to see your junior brother once.The junior brother feels that this world is so cold, and human affection is as thin as paper, which makes people feel unwarm.Only this thick layer of golden hair on my grandson's body can make me have a trace of warmth. ”Sun Wukong's expression and tone at this time are more complaining and complaining.Su Mo has a little numb scalp, I don't know what's going on, today's Journey to the West world makes people feel gay and angry, whether it is Tang Sanzang or Sun Wukong."
Senior Sage Brother, you have to endure hardships to become a master, you have been pressed under this Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years, and you must have gained a lot of gains.I believe that if you don't die, you will have a blessing, and there will definitely be some creation in the future. ”Su Mo made a cheering gesture to Sun Wukong.Sun Wukong sighed and said, "What can be created?"
My grandson has now understood that the foundation of the heavenly realm is very terrifying, far from being comparable to our demon realm.I pity my sworn brothers, who killed me to the heavens with me, but I didn't expect that they were all punished to varying degrees, and they were miserable by me.And the Buddha is really terrifying, and the Buddha is still in the same breath as the Jade Emperor, how can our demon clan have a victory?
”"In this way, Senior Sage Brother, you have accepted your fate, and you don't want to rebel against Heaven again, but you have entered the Lingxiao Treasure Hall and made the Demon Clan the Lord of the Three Realms?""
I don't want to, I can't fight and I can't fight, and I am pressed to the bottom of the mountain at every turn, and it is five hundred years to be pressed, and such a painful experience has smoothed the edges and corners of my grandson.In the future, only by keeping this monk to go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, fight a dozen monsters, and mix a golden body with positive fruits, can he maintain the appearance of life. ”Sun Wukong sighed and sighed deeper, like an old man for a while.Su Mo smiled and handed the other party a "I believe in your evil" look."
Both, I didn't expect you to be good friends......
No, it's an old acquaintance.That's a good feeling, you haven't seen this monkey and the immortal for hundreds of years, you have a good time catching up, the poor monk is not in a hurry, not in a hurry at all, anyway, going to the west is not a day or two to be able to go. ”Tang Seng felt as if he had become a light bulb, and he had to say a few words to show his sense of existence."
Shut up!"
Su Mo and Sun Wukong both scolded Tang Sanzang at the same time."......"
Tang Sanzang.Tang Seng felt that it was best for him to be a little transparent quietly at this time.…… Tang Sanzang rescued Sun Wukong from the bottom of Wuzhi Mountain, Sun Wukong knew that he wanted to repay his kindness, and immediately bowed three times and knocked nine times, solemnly performed a bow to the teacher, and officially worshiped Tang Sanzang as a teacher.Accepting a demon monkey with extraordinary skills as an apprentice, Tang Sanzang's expression was still very cool, and he couldn't close his legs together for a while......
It's the mouth."
Wukong, you are the great apprentice of the teacher.As a mortal teacher, but you are a great demon king, I am really embarrassed to be your master with a cheeky skin, hahahahaha. ”Saying that he was embarrassed, but he was still very honest physically, Tang Sanzang's excited body trembled for a while at this time."
Master Monk, don't talk about those false things.My grandson has been trapped for 500 years, and there is nothing else on his body except for a Ruyi golden hoop stick that was hidden in my ear after becoming smaller.Since I worshipped you as a master, don't you have any greeting gifts that you can give to my apprentices?
”Sun Wukong was very unceremonious, and began to greet Tang Seng."
A greeting gift?"
Tang Seng seemed to be very embarrassed."
You know, the teacher is a monk, the monk has a clean sleeve, there is nothing valuable on his body, there is really nothing that can be used as a gift for you.In this way, my bowl was given by the Tang Emperor, but it is made of purple gold, and it is still worth a little money, so it is better to give it to your apprentice, what do you think?
”Sun Wukong: "......
"What do I want you to do with this bowl?"
And don't think that I don't know, your bowl is for karma to eat, and now you give me this bowl, then the work of going to karma in the future will not fall on my head?
It's really a good calculation.Sun Wukong sneered at Tang Seng, and his mockery was not disguised at all.Tang Seng pondered for a moment, and then said: "It's really not good, then it's better to be like this." ”It was as if he had made up his mind."
How about it?"
Seeing Tang Seng's serious appearance, Sun Wukong also became interested."
I've heard that my meat is good, it's a good thing, it's a great tonic, and you can live forever with one bite.Since there is no good meeting gift for the teacher, it is better for the apprentice to come and take a bite of the teacher, give you a bite of meat for the teacher, and give you an immortality, why should this meeting gift be sincere enough, right?
”Su Mo: "......"
Sun Wukong: "......"
Tang Sanzang is really generous, and the meat on his body is not simple.Men, you have to be cruel to yourself, isn't it just a few pieces of meat?
Say send it, and don't frown your brows.However, Sun Wukong didn't seem to appreciate it, and sneered at the moment: "Monk, are you laughing at my grandson?"
My grandson has long jumped out of the Three Realms, not in the Five Elements, the body is immortal, immortal, and endless, so why do you need to eat a piece of your stinky flesh and blood to obtain immortality?
”"In that case......
Then there's really nothing to give to your apprentice.Fortunately, I have already given the apprentice a golden hoop, which has been put on the apprentice's head, and it is also very good to take advantage of the apprentice's head shape, after wearing it, he is very handsome, and his appearance has improved a lot. ”Tang Sanzang had already put the golden hoop on Sun Wukong's head when he was held by Sun Wukong and fell down before.It doesn't matter if he doesn't mention this matter, under this mention, Sun Wukong immediately exploded."
You monk, you will take revenge, it's really shameless!
Hurry up and help my grandson take off this golden hoop, otherwise my grandson will beat you up and send your soul directly to the west to save you the pain of trekking all the way. ”Sun Wukong grabbed the golden hoop on his head vigorously, but he couldn't take it off.The golden hoop takes root in the flesh, unless Sun Wukong cuts off his head entirely, otherwise the golden hoop is not to be taken off."
Amitabha, monkey smashing apprentice, don't you like this golden hoop given to you by your teacher?
You must know that this golden hoop was given to me by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and I looked at it and put it on handsomely, so I gave it to you as a meeting gift.If someone else wanted me, they wouldn't give it to me.How can the things given by the Bodhisattva be mortal, they must be priceless. ”Tang Seng looked at Sun Wukong with resentment, and seemed to be very dissatisfied with Sun Wukong's lack of understanding of his good intentions.Sun Wukong was about to be blown up, but he was helpless.Tang Sanzang didn't give him the loose gold hoop, and he couldn't take it off himself."
Senior Brother Su, do you have a way?"
Sun Wukong turned to look at Su Mo, as if he had grasped the last straw, and asked Su Mo.Su Mo shook his head and said, "I have several ways to help you take off the golden hoop, but the price is the annihilation of your soul and the collapse of your body, so what's the difference between taking it and not taking it?"
”Sun Wukong was suddenly dejected.Then his eyes radiated golden light, and he coldly glanced at Wuzhi Mountain, which had been completely blown into rubble behind him, and then glanced at Tang Sanzang, who was wearing the golden hoop on his head, this guy who would take revenge really deserved to be beaten to death with a stick.And the great monk of the Western Elysium, who is the real culprit, should also be rewarded......., "Apprentice, let's go, let's go to the Western Spirit Mountain."
If you don't leave, it's going to be dark today. ”Tang Sanzang said tentatively to Sun Wukong."
Let's go?
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”Sun Wukong sneered."
It's okay to go, but I still have things to do before I go."
After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he took out the golden hoop stick from his ear, and then smashed it to the ground hard!
A white-bearded fairy came out of the ground, but the appearance of this fairy was really a bit of a chicken, and his height was less than three feet.Obviously, the profession of this white-bearded immortal can be known without guessing, it is the land god of that side."
Great Sage, congratulations to the Great Sage for getting out of trouble, it is really gratifying, it is enough to make the Three Realms rejoice!"
After the land god came out, he patted Sun Wukong on the back for the first time.Sun Wukong sneered."
Truly!"
Sun Wukong let out a standard villain sneer.When he sneered, his eyes never left the figure of the apprentice from beginning to end.The apprentice was stared at by Sun Wukong with goosebumps all over his body, and the sneer made him feel like falling into an ice cave."
Great Sage, I don't know what the Great Sage called the little god out, but what did he command?
If the great sage has no other instructions, the little god will go back to the ground, where the little god's duty lies, he can't leave his post without permission, and I hope the great sage won't blame him. ”As he spoke, white smoke began to rise from his body, and he wanted to disappear from the spot and burrow back into the ground."
Want to go?"
Sun Wukong sneered."
It's okay, since you want to go back to the land, then my grandson will let you be one with this land forever."
After Sun Wukong finished speaking, without the slightest warning, he smashed a stick towards the head of the land god."
Boom!"
The head of the land god is very hard, but the golden hoop rod is even harder, and the golden hoop rod can smash a gap in the sky even with a stick, let alone an ordinary land god?
Poor land god, before he could return to the ground, he was smashed into pulp by Sun Wukong with a stick!
Now it's really one with the land, and it's not separated from each other."
Amitabha, good, good.Monkey smash, why do you want to kill evil?
What a kind old man this land god is, how can you say kill it?
You have such a violent temper, impatience, irritability, and murderous appetite, you still have to recite a mantra for your teacher to be able to restrain you. ”Tang Sanzang said, and he had to recite the mantra of the hoop.However, Su Mo stopped him.Su Mo knew that Sun Wukong did not kill innocent people indiscriminately, and the reason why he killed that land god must have his own reasons.Sure enough, Sun Wukong himself told the reason.I saw Sun Wukong gritting his teeth and saying: "This Mao God, it's really hard to solve the hatred in my heart if I don't kill him!"
For 500 years, he has fed me something every day!
”"Feed you, isn't that good?
You should be thankful for this land god, right?
”Tang Sanzang asked suspiciously."
Hmph, the point is what he fed me!""
This land god actually feeds me with iron pills every day!
Quench my thirst with copper juice!
This is what this land god has done, and there has never been a day of interruption for five hundred years!
You say, this Mao God, should I kill or not!
Bullying me like this, you really don't treat me as a monster!
”The more Sun Wukong spoke, the more angry he became, if it weren't for the fact that the land god had been beaten into a ball of marsac by him, he would even want to whip the other party a few more times.Tang Sanzang shook his head and said, "How could he, a land god, have the guts, he must have been instructed by someone to dare to do this."
This is the one who has suffered from the calamity of insolence and has become a scapegoat for you to vent your anger. ”"My grandson doesn't care whether he was instructed by someone or not, since he did it, then my grandson killed him.This is my grandson and his cause and effect, and others are not qualified to interfere at all. ”Tang Sanzang shook his head and didn't argue with Sun Wukong on this issue anymore.He now wants to leave the confines of the ruins of Wuzhi Mountain and smash this monkey with him.Perhaps after leaving the sad place of the ruins of Wuzhi Mountain, the monkey will be in a better mood and his temper will be a little better."
Shangxian, our master and apprentice will continue on the road.It is really an honor for a poor monk to meet the immortal today, and I hope to see the immortal again another day. ”Before Tang Sanzang left, he said politely to Su Mo.Su Mo smiled and said, "Where is the need to change the day?"
I originally planned to go to the west with you to learn the scriptures, and we can be regarded as having a companion on the road in the future. ”"What?"
Tang Sanzang's eyes widened, he couldn't believe his ears, it was incredible.Sun Wukong was also very shocked."
Senior brother, why did you go west?
I am a sinful body, and it is a last resort to protect this monk on his journey to the west.Senior brother, what are you doing when you go to the west to learn scriptures?
”Sun Wukong asked suspiciously.Su Mo smiled and said, "Don't be surprised, in fact, as early as five hundred years ago, I had already made a bet with the Buddha.Now to go west, it is just to complete the gambling contract of the year.You can rest assured, Tang Sanzang is still a destined scripture learner, and I will not interfere until I have to. ”The implication is that Su Mo is going to follow Tang Sanzang, the master and apprentice of the journey to the west, to play soy sauce.