Melinda, who was holding the steering wheel again, turned her head to look at Li Feng several times, and at the same time, her right hand seemed to be uncontrollable, touching a switch from time to time.The function of the switch Melinda knew that she had seen Li Feng flip the switch before letting the RV enter airplane mode, which showed that the switch was inevitably related to the airplane mode of the RV.Li Feng, who was lying on the sofa and drinking heavily, looked at Melinda a few times with his eyelids jumping slightly, and seeing that the other party's eyes were either threatening or pleading, Li Feng, who was distressed and beloved, sighed and said: "Beauty, it's not impossible for you to fly, but I have serious mana consumption now, and I need to rest well, so I really don't have the energy to cast spells to fix the furniture.....
Well, as long as you're not doing some flying stunts, I'm letting you fly once, okay?
”On the side, Coulson, who was full of the last car ride experience in his mind, turned his head to look at Melinda, hesitated for a few seconds and said in a slightly frightened tone: "May, I think what Austin said makes sense, you better fly more smoothly," Coulson pointed to the three scientific researchers who were a little pale, and said: "They have been working with us for several days, and they are already very tired.
We're on our way to the next mission, and they're also going to be involved in this mission, so let them rest while they're not there. ”Melinda pursed her lips, turned on the flight switch, nodded slightly, and said in a very reluctant tone, "I see." ”As soon as the words fell, Melinda stepped on the accelerator to the end.Sure enough, Melinda didn't play flying stunts this time, and the RV flew quite steadily, but Li Feng felt that there were still auditory hallucinations in his ears.RV: Ma Dan, the front of Lao Tzu's car is flat...
Do you want my big face to rub against the wind so that you can grill a steak?
It's the kind that's fully cooked......
Li Feng shook his head, shook the illusion out of his brain, and looked speechlessly at the beer in the wine glass that was spilled due to the sudden explosion of the RV, and at the same time he rolled his eyes at Melinda, who was already excited, and said, "Mei Da Beauty, did you hear my RV talking?"
”Melinda, who was enjoying the flight, put her hands on the steering wheel and listened curiously to what the RV was saying, but she said she didn't hear anything except the sound of the engine.Coulson, who was sitting next to Li Feng, was no better, and after listening with his ears to say that he didn't hear anything, he put his hands behind his ears to make a simple hearing aid, and asked curiously while listening: "Are you sure the RV can talk?"
What language does it speak?
Is the sound infrasound or ultrasound?
”Li Feng was stunned: Are you a bat or a giraffe in my RV?
....Rolling his eyes to Coulson, Li Feng tried to hold back a smile and pretended to be surprised, and said: "People have human language, dogs have dog language, and cars naturally have their language," Seeing Coulson's posture of being knowledgeable and humbly seeking advice, Li Feng, who couldn't hold back, pointed to the direction of the RV engine and laughed: "Didn't you hear the engine saying, 'Lao Tzu's heart is almost unbearable, drive the Mei Damei Songsong throttle, and give me a few heart-saving pills by the way'?"
”If Coulson hadn't heard Li Feng playing him at this time, he would have jumped off the RV, or the kind without a parachute.Coulson directly ignored Li Feng, who was laughing wildly, put his coat on his face, and lay down on the sofa for a nap.Melinda hesitated, and after loosening the throttle slightly, she didn't care about Li Feng, and enjoyed her own flying fun. ......The place where Mjöornir fell was not too far away from Li Feng at this time, and the RV flew in a straight line, so the group came to the vicinity of Möllnir after flying for about half a day.Melinda, who was sitting in the driver's seat, thought about it when she vaguely saw the big crater in front of her, slowly landed the RV on the ground, and drove into the crowd using the speed and mode that a car should have.No way, there are already a lot of people gathered in the vicinity of Myornir, and if a flying RV suddenly appears in the crowd, it may be reported in the newspaper tomorrow.Maybe the alien invasion of Earth is all orchestrated, and then citizens rush to the supermarket supplies, desperately hoarding food and toilet paper.If things get bigger, such as a mess or something, Fury is expected to sneak Coulson or Melinda into the public as soon as possible to defuse the crisis.In this regard, Melinda said that the pot was too big, and she tied it to Coulson and started it on her back.After a while, the RV came to a steady halt next to the pothole created by Mjölnir's arrival on Earth.Li Feng knew that Thor would not appear in the crowd now, so he didn't bother to get out of the car to watch the excitement, holding a beer in one hand and peanuts in the other, looking at Mauernier through the car window.On the side, Coulson, who had just woken up, stretched his waist, straightened his collar and sleeves, and pressed his face against the car window, curiously watching an uncle in the distance trying to pull Mjölnier home with a pickup.Unfortunately, the hammer part of Mjölnir was forged in the center of the planet that was about to decline, and Odin had a bunch of unknown magic on the hammer, which caused Mjölnir to be pulled by a pickup truck, even if it was tied to the train, it might not be able to move a single step.Therefore, it is conceivable that the pickup truck that tried to pull Mjölnir ended up, and the entire body was dragged down.But Coulson didn't know the secret of Mjölnier, and when he saw that such a small hammer was helpless to even a pickup, he immediately stared at him with incredibly big eyes.Coulson had a mage who knew Asgard right now, and asked curiously, "Austin, do you know why this hammer can't be moved?"
”"Because of its deep love for the earth," Li Feng said casually: "It is rare for people to come to the earth, of course, they must contact Mother Earth." ”Coulson: I believe you're a ghost......
Of course, jokes aside, Li Feng still explained to Coulson the reason why mortals couldn't afford to hold Mau'er while drinking.As for Odin Chengruo's nonsense such as 'whoever picks up Mjölnir can have Thor's ability or become the king of the mountains of Asgard', Li Feng felt that this was nonsense, so he didn't talk to Coulson, but just mentioned it vaguely, as for whether Coulson noticed it, Li Feng said that it was not his responsibility.In fact, judging from Li Feng's thoughts, the fundamental reason why no one can afford Mjornir except Thor is still in Odin.Mjornir is also an artifact, and Odin is really generous enough to let anyone use it?
Don't make a fuss.Don't look at Odin's kind appearance now, but people have their current status not by virtue of their handsome smiling faces, but by fists, fists the size of casseroles.Whoever disobeyed Odin back then, Odin promised to bring a large army to your door before dawn the next day, waving his fists to make you 'convinced'.is such a big guy who speaks with his fists, and he doesn't talk about handing over the artifact to others at will, why do he give the throne to others?
Isn't that overthinking?
Even if it is the American team, it is only after Odin's death that they can hold the shield in one hand and Mjörnir in the other.When Odin was alive before, the American team shook Mjörnir slightly when he died, this is obviously Odin's ghost, otherwise why couldn't the U.S. team take Mjörnir in the first place, and it can't be said that the captain at that time was not God's righteous man, right?
Therefore, Li Feng dared to assert: Who can pick up Mjörnir, Odin immediately shot the door, the reasons are all ready-made, even an old man like Odin can't beat him, what else can he talk about protecting Asgard?
......It was also because of this that Li Feng never thought of trying to pick up Mjörnir from the beginning.And Li Feng is also self-aware.Don't talk about the nonsense in another world, let's talk about the Marvel world.In order to get the hellfire, Li Feng directly hunted Carter Sleigh, who had a short lifespan, and had already put down the butcher's knife and was determined to be a good person.Obviously has the ability to subdue the abomination, and even think of a way to restore the sanity of the abomination, but Li Feng directly made the other party into an obedient mummy, and the reason was just that he wanted to try the effect of the resurrection technique and wanted a strong and obedient bodyguard.Let's not talk about the rest of the dementors who feed on their souls by their side, anyway, Li Feng never felt that he was a kind person, and it was almost the same to say that he was a righteous person of the devil.Since he is not qualified to hold a hammer and his life is in danger when he picks it up, Li Feng will only contact Mjörnier if he is stupid.Is the hammerhead part the central part of the planet about to decline?
....There is also the magic of the god-king Odin......
While pondering what to do with Myornir, Coulson put on his coat, hung his S.H.I.E.L.D. credentials on his chest, and ordered the Secret Service to dissuade the nearby crowd away.As for the reason for persuasion, of course, it is used as an excuse that the hammer has radiation.This excuse Coulson said that he was playing a thief, and the effect is usually good, plus the three researchers in biochemical suits have already walked towards Mjölnier with equipment, I believe that the excuse of radiation can be more convincing.After a while, the crowd of onlookers left obediently under the guns of the secret service.Seeing that there were only S.H.I.E.L.D. people left at the scene, Coulson immediately returned to the RV, and said with a smile to Li Feng, who was drinking while watching 'cat and mouse': "Austin, help open the door." ”"What door to open?"
Watching the cartoon and seeing Li Feng, who kicked his brain flying, he looked up at Coulson in wonder and asked, "Which door do you want to open in my house?"
”"The portal connecting the Triple Wing," Coulson said as he gestured to the three researchers who were circling around Mjölnir, a little speechless, "and there are only a few of us on site, and there are still no materials, how long do you think it will take us to build a facility to protect Mjöllnir?"
”Li Feng scratched his head, casually opened a portal connecting Fury's office, and said, "You still want to build a protection facility?"
Wouldn't it be nice to just take a piece of tarpaulin and put it on Mjolnier," After a pause, Li Feng squinted and said, "Do you want to study Mauernir while Thor hasn't found it yet?"
”Coulson did not deny Li Feng's speculation, in fact, Li Feng guessed correctly, he not only wanted to study Mjölnier, if he could, he also wanted to collect some personal information about Thor, such as...
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