In the Sanqu Wing Building, Fury, who was sitting at his desk, suddenly saw a portal appear in front of him, and his first reaction was to draw a gun.This is also a fine tradition of S.H.I.E.L.D., anyway, when I see strange people or things happening in front of me, S.H.I.E.L.D. agents pull out their guns in addition to pulling out their guns and pulling out their guns.However, this time, Fury, who drew the gun, still had some careful thoughts, after all, it was not the first time he had seen the portal, would he not know that it was Li Feng?
It wasn't until Fury saw Li Feng's big face and Coulson, who was following Li Feng, crossed the portal, that he slapped a strangely shaped pistol on the desk with a cold face: "It's a good choice to open the door in the office, at least there will be few people who know that you are a mage, but you can't say a word before you open the door?"
Believe it or not, I raised my hand to give you a few shots?
”Li Feng glanced at the strange pistol and said disdainfully, "What do you think the mage's shield is for?"
When you shoot yourself, I'll give you two more wreaths at most," scratching his head, Li Feng turned his head to look at Coulson and asked, "Does your patriarch have a wife?"
If not, I'll burn a few black girls for free to him to relieve his physiological needs. ”"Hehe," the corners of Coulson's mouth twitched, and he walked straight to Fury, after a few days of getting along, he found that the best way to deal with Li Feng's nonsense was to ignore it, and making Li Feng embarrassed on the side was the best way."
Sir," Coulson, who walked up to Fury, handed Fury the information he had collected about Mjölnir and said, "These are close-up photos of Mjöllnir and a little bit of simple data we've collected. ”Seeing that Coulson and Fury were seriously studying the information and completely treating him as air, Li Feng was not annoyed, but he felt a little bored.After thinking about it, Li Feng walked straight to the desk, picked up the phone on the desk, and pressed an internal number at random: "Hey~Hey~ Is there anyone?"
”After a while, the voice of a lady with a sweet voice that made people can't help but think about it."
Director, what do you command?"
Li Feng rubbed his throat and coughed a few times, imitating Fury's voice and tone and said: "I'm Fury, please call me Lord Marinated Egg...." ”Li Feng glanced at Fury, who had already touched the strange pistol with both hands, rolled his eyes and said, "Send a few roast chickens and a case of cold beer to my office." ”After speaking, Li Feng hung up the phone, and at the same time ignored the muzzle of the gun aimed at him, snatched the strange pistol in Fury's hand, and said while looking at the pistol with a sense of technology: "This is an energy pistol, right?"
Why, do you think this thing can deal me?
”Fury, who was shot at the pistol, just kept a straight face, as if he didn't care about the pistol being robbed, but deliberately let Li Feng snatch it.But also, he is also the head of the secret service, and with a bad skill like Li Feng, Fury said that he could fight 10 after the removal method.It's still the kind that glues one hand and one foot to the body.....
Fury: "I know your shield can deflect all attacks, so this little thing doesn't work against you." ”"Then you took it out for..."
Li Feng tilted his head sideways, shook the pistol with a smile, and said, "You want to use this thing to deal with Thor?"
”Fury nodded and shook his head, Li Feng, who was watching, subconsciously reached out and touched Fury's forehead, and said earnestly: "Xiao Hei, you are sick and still shaking your head, so let's go home and rest for a few days to work." ”Fury suddenly had a black line on his face, slapped Li Feng's hand away with his one-eyed eye that could spew hellfire, took a deep breath, and slowly explained why he took out the small pistol in the S.H.I.E.L.D. warehouse.Whether it is myths and legends or Li Feng's narration, it has been made clear that Thor has a big force behind him that even the earth can't provoke, and he will only shoot Thor if he has a small S.H.I.E.L.D. looking for it.Fury worries about why Mjörnir came to Earth, Mölnir is a weapon, under what circumstances will Thor give up his beloved weapon?
Fury thought of two possibilities for the time being.First of all, Fury analyzes whether Thor is hanging, after all, the gods in Norse mythology are 'either fighting or on the way to battle', so it is very likely that Thor died in a battle.Considering that Thor's father has reached the stage where he likes to remember the past when he has nothing to do, and that he is the king of Asgard.He can't just be busy with government affairs while watching Mjölnir see things and think about people.Therefore, it is very likely that Odin's old family wants to seal Mjölnir so that he can concentrate on government affairs.But Myornir is also an artifact, and thinks it is a battle hammer, and its future should be spent in battle, plus the artifact has a legend of choosing the owner, so in order to avoid the fate of sealing, Myornir chose to come to the earth to find an heir, at least falling into the hands of the earthlings is much better than eating ashes in the basement.If that's the case, Fury will then pull a 'Welcome' banner to welcome Mjelnir to Earth, and personally arrange for S.H.I.E.L.D. agents to pick up the hammer one by one, and if he can, Fury won't mind holding the hammer high and returning to the front line of battle.Second, and what worries Fury the most at the moment.Someone fights Thor, but Thor can't resist the attack, resulting in even Mjörnir being snatched by the enemy and thrown to Earth.This means that the earth not only ushered in a thunder god Thor, but also ushered in an opponent of Thor, and if it is not good, the earth will also become a battlefield for the two great gods.So now, Fury wants to find out what Thor's or Asgard's attitude is towards Earth, and whether his energy pistol can help Thor in battle.If so, then there's nothing to say, Fury will write a proposal for 'how to establish diplomacy with Asgard' now.If you can't.....
Fury felt that he had better raise his hair back, and when he was fine, he could pinch a few roots and play with them to relieve his irritable heart.After listening to Fury's explanation, Li Feng gave a thumbs up in amazement and said, "You think so much." ”As he spoke, Li Feng glanced Fury up and down thoughtfully: I just want to support Thor, not even kill Thor?
I don't believe what you say, I think on my toes....
But...
Isn't the boiled egg in the agent's seat for a long time, how did he guess that Thor would fight on Earth?
Although the opponent is not human.....
Fury, who faced Li Feng with a calm face, saw that the other party had not spoken for a long time, and he didn't want to worry about what Li Feng was thinking, so he pointed to the energy pistol and said, "You haven't told me the effect of the energy pistol yet." ”"You ask me?
I asked who was going, I haven't seen how powerful this little pistol is," as he spoke, Li Feng pointed the pistol at the flower pot in the office, turned his head to look at Fury, who was expressionless, and asked, "Why don't I try to tell you?"
”Fury glanced at the flower pot, neither nodded nor shook his head, just looked at Li Feng with a poker face.This made Li Feng feel a little inexplicable: How many meanings?
.....Li Feng is also strange and pitiful, he has been in the Marvel world for some years, and he is still in the United States, where guns are not banned, but Li Feng has touched the gun only a handful of times, and he doesn't even know the amount of ammunition of the pistol.It's as pitiful as traveling to Las Vegas without visiting casinos, going to Thailand without seeing ladyboys, and going to Japan without visiting custom shops.Now, there is a snatch in his hand, or a snatch with a sense of science and technology, the only thing Li Feng thinks about is: whatever, Lao Tzu shoots in the face first...
Ahh.....h Thinking of this, Li Feng didn't bother to guess what Fury meant when he suddenly suffered from upper paralysis, and immediately pulled the trigger.As the muzzle of the gun shot out a stream of blue-white energy penetrating the flower pot, Li Feng pouted, disdainfully threw the pistol to Fury, half-squatted in front of the flower pot and said: "If it's the Asa Protoss, your thing will make them suffer a little injury at most, if someone can throw Thor's weapon and escape, how useful do you think your little toy is?"
”"Just a minor injury?"
Fury lowered his head and touched the energy pistol, squinted his eyes as if talking to himself and seemed to ask Li Feng, and whispered, "What if you increase the energy?"
”Li Feng shrugged his shoulders, said that he didn't know, and said to Fury with an expectant expression: "Unless you take out the powerful gun and let me try a few shots, let me see with my own eyes how powerful it is." ”Let you know that I have an energy pistol is already my limit, and I want to take a big gun out for you to play with?
I'm afraid you'll take the gun away in the blink of an eye....
The left side of Fury's mouth rose slightly, and after giving Li Feng a thick sarcastic face, he turned his head to Coulson and said: "Write down in the ledger that Austin smashed a 'Tang Sancai flower pot' in the office, and remember to ask the lawyer to ask Austin for compensation." ”Coulson and Li Feng glanced at each other, and both of them felt that Fury was sick, and the illness was not clear: Shen Special Tang Sancai...
What kind of flower pots?
....You blackmail technique, don't you say it.....
At this time, Li Feng, who heard a knock on the door from the office, walked to the door and said: "Then you'd better find a lawyer who can tell the dead to live, otherwise which judge will believe that there are people in the world who actually grow bonsai in the 'Tang Sancai Flower Pot'?"
”Opening the door, Li Feng saw that it was a group of heavily armed and loaded special service teams knocking on the door, turned his head to look at Fury and asked, "Lao Tzu wants roast chicken and beer to drink, what is the special service team here to make a fuss?"
Or do you call the rookie of the Secret Service a rookie by S.H.I.E.L.D. roast chicken?
This is less reliable than planting grass in 'Tang Sancai Flower Pot'. ”Fury directly ignored Li Feng's ridicule, anyway, his face was dark enough, as long as he maintained his poker face, no one knew how his face changed.After saying that, he is the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., who is busy with major matters related to the safety of the earth all day long, what is wrong with using a high-end flower potted bonsai to reflect his identity, is he proud?
Is....
Fury waved his hand at the secret service team, asked the agents to line up in front of him one by one, and said with a dry cough: "Coulson, these people are handed over to you, protect Myornir and find Thor as soon as possible." ”"Yes, sir," Coulson said, turning his head to look at Li Feng with childlike eyes, his eyes full of the meaning of 'little rabbit, open the door'.The corners of Li Feng's eyes twitched, and while the opponent opened the portal, he muttered: "What kind of international organization, don't even prepare a snack for me, it's stingy....."
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