Mirror God asked curiously: "What is he going to do?"
Bai Yan whispered: "Do you understand what he wants to do?"
The God of Mirrors suddenly shouted: "This" "So turn around quickly.
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Mirror God's answer surprised Bai Yan: "No, I want to see it."
Bai Yan: "" Bai Jun sighed, thinking that this old guy Ouyang Yuan was too good at playing.
It seemed right to bring the Dark Lord here and let him deal with it.
Evil people like the Dark Lord who have done all kinds of bad things need evil people like Ouyang Yuan to deal with them.
A wicked person, a wretched old man full of crooked ideas, the latter is naturally stronger than the former, this is called a mountain is higher than the other, the devil is one foot higher and the road is higher.
Bai Jun didn't know that since the Dark Lord ruled the entire Tianyue Continent, in addition to using young girls to practice evil arts, he often went around killing people for fun, which was no different from King Zhou in the history of the earth.
The old guy used those girls to practice evil arts and tortured them in various ways.
His favorite thing was to massacre the city.
Killing all the people in a city by one person, one by one, was very satisfying to him.
He killed all the people in some small towns in Tianyue Continent, and then burned the city after killing them.
He was so mad and unconscionable that he was worse than an animal.
Now Ouyang Yuan can be regarded as doing justice for heaven, as he said, heaven has reincarnation, who will be spared by heaven?
That's right, no matter what you do, you must be careful in your words and deeds.
Some people will have retribution if they speak venomously.
It doesn't matter if you do good deeds.
Doing one good deed every day is worth advocating, but people who do bad things should be careful.
When you do bad things, think about retribution.
Retribution will come one day, it's just a matter of time.
Some people have done bad things in this life.
Even if they don't get retribution in this life, they will definitely not be able to escape in the next life, or retribution will befall their descendants.
Therefore, some children are born with bad luck, and others will definitely say that their parents have not done good things.
Today, the Dark Lord's retribution comes.
The obsession of the millions of resentful souls he killed in Tianyue Continent has finally dissipated.
Seeing the Dark Lord's face full of fear and silent, Ouyang Yuan urged: "Tell me quickly, which durian should I stuff?"
The Dark Lord almost cried: "Don't, don't" Ouyang Yuan threw the durian on the ground: "Okay, I don't want to choose durian, so let's choose cactus."
The Dark Lord is about to collapse: "No, I don't want it."
Ouyang Yuanqian smiled and said: "I am easy to talk to.
If you say you don't want it, then don't want it."
Then he threw away the cactus: "I'm going to throw away the last one now.
You have no choice.
Just stuff this one."
The only thing left in his hand was the black, round thing.
In the eyes of the Dark Lord, this thing is much cuter than durian and cactus, it's so cute that you can't live without it.
He made up his mind and said, this is it.
There is no thorn anyway, so he can just endure it and it will pass.
Only Bai Jun knew what the black ball was. grenades.
Yes, a grenade.
It's just that this grenade was made by Ouyang Yuan himself.
Now he is the God King.
With a thought, some simple things can be directly transformed.
Bai Jun squinted his eyes, wondering what was inside the grenade.
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Ouyang Yuan had already stuffed the grenade into the Dark Lord's anus.
Suddenly, the Dark Lord screamed heartbreakingly.
Ouyang Yuan laughed loudly and said: "This is how I call the young man away from home, and the chrysanthemum turns into a sunflower."
As he said this, he snapped his fingers.
There was a muffled sound of "bang".
The Dark Lord screamed like a pig, his body was shaking violently, his face was red, and he was breathing heavily through his nose.
Bai Jun was puzzled and said: "There is no smell of gunpowder, what are you putting in there?"
Ouyang Yuan said proudly: "Chili water and safflower oil."
Bai Jun gave a thumbs up: "You are awesome."
After a while, Ouyang Yuan walked up to the Dark Lord and said, "Let's play a game, how about picking up the verses?
I'll say the previous sentence, and you'll say the next sentence.
If you answer wrong, I'll give you another Dang Dang Dang Dang."
Dang, this time it’s a cactus.
Remember, there are ten questions in total.”
The Dark Lord's face twitched, thinking that he didn't understand the cultural knowledge of this world, so how could he answer it?
This old guy was sincerely trying to kill himself.
Although he thought so, he still nodded.
Ouyang Yuandao: "Let me ask you, what is the next sentence of poverty means being alone?"
The Dark Lord shook his head and said, "I don't know."
Ouyang Yuan thought directly, and a cactus flew out and flew towards the Dark Lord's chrysanthemum.
"Ah" the Dark Lord screamed.
Bai Jun watched quietly.
Bai Yan had already turned around.
Jing Shen found it very interesting and his eyes lit up.
Ouyang Yuan said to the Dark Lord: "I tell you, remember it, the answer is to achieve good things and benefit the world."
The Dark Lord stared at Ouyang Yuan with a ferocious face.
Ouyang Yuan shouted: "How dare you glare at me?
Listen up, the next question is, the moonlight is bright in front of the bed."
Naturally, the Dark Lord couldn't answer, so he got hit by the cactus again.
"The answer is probably frost on the ground.
Next question: It's noon on the day of hoeing."
The Dark Lord received another nudge from the cactus.
Soon, Ouyang Yuan asked eight questions, but the Dark Lord failed to answer them all.
Ouyang Yuan scratched his head and said: "There are two more questions.
What should I ask?
By the way, what is the next sentence of "If you are poor, you can live alone."
Bai Jun was stunned for a moment, thinking that this question had not been asked before.
The Dark Lord was almost moved to tears: "The next sentence is, if you achieve it, you will benefit the world, right?
If you achieve it, you will benefit the world."
Ouyang Yuan waved his hand: "No."
"What is the answer you said yourself before?"
"Don't be mean to me.
The one I said before is a poor man who takes good care of himself.
This time, the poor man who takes good care of himself is a poor man.
Do you know that the artistic conception is different?"
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After saying that, the cactus had already flown towards the Dark Lord.
A few drops of blood dripped down the Dark Lord's indescribable position, and the Dark Lord's entire face twisted in pain again.
Ouyang Yuan said with a bad smile: "This time, if you are poor, you will be alone.
The next sentence is if you are rich, you will have many wives and concubines."
Bai Yan, who was not far away, stamped his little foot, pointed at him and said: "Go to hell."
"Hey, I just love you."
Bai Jun sighed: "Oh, this old guy knows how to show affection."
Ouyang Yuan added: "The last question is, the day of hoeing is noon."
The Dark Lord's face twitched, thinking that even if he had told the answer, this guy must have made up another answer for himself.
Ouyang Yuandao: "Hurry up, can you answer it?"
"It's sweat dripping from the soil.
This answer is also what you said before."
Ouyang Yuan shook his head vigorously: "You are still too young.
The hoeing day and Dangwu I mentioned before refers to farming.
This time I am talking about people.
The hoeing day and the afternoon are a pair of men and women.
Ahem, this hoeing day The mood is different when the day is noon.”
Bai Jun: "" Bai Yan couldn't stand listening anymore: "Then what is your next sentence?"
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