Bai Yan: "" Bai Jun: "" Mirror God: "I don't understand what he means."
After saying that, he asked Bai Yan: "Sister Bai Yan, what does he mean?"
Seeing the curiosity on Mirror God's face, Bai Yan shook his head gently: "You still don't want to know."
"Oh, sister, just tell me what the "Along the River During the Qingming Festival" means."
"I really don't know."
"The look on your face tells me you must know."
The Mirror God asked Bai Jun again: "Xiaojun, tell me quickly, what does Along the River During the Qingming Festival mean?"
Bai Jun pointed at Ouyang Yuan, speechless and choked: "Ask him."
Ouyang Yuan was using a cactus to "torture" the Dark Lord.
When he saw Bai Jun pointing at him, he quickly smiled and said, "You kid also knows, and you asked me to explain it to her.
You can explain it to her yourself."
Mirror God looked at Bai Jun and said with some dissatisfaction: "Tell me quickly, what do you mean?"
Bai Jun said angrily: "I really don't know, ahem, I really don't know."
Mirror God said contemptuously: "If you don't want to say it, don't say it.
Don't talk to me in the future."
Bai Jun didn't know whether to laugh or cry and said: "You are still becoming cold and aloof."
"That's what I am."
The Mirror God snorted.
Ouyang Yuan said with a smile: "Don't argue, don't argue.
I'm here to explain to you.
I just said that Hoe and Dangwu are a man and woman.
Do you understand the day of Hoe, Dangwu, or the day?"
Mirror God shook his head: "Daytime is still day, or what your earth calls Sunday."
Ouyang Yuan resisted the urge to laugh: "Our Chinese culture is profound, profound, and has a long history.
Even if I explain it to you, you won't understand.
That's what it means today."
Mirror God: "I still don't understand."
Bai Jun sweated violently in his heart, wondering whether he was just pretending or really didn't know.
Ouyang Yuan had explained such an easy-to-understand thing so clearly, but he didn't know.
Ouyang Yuan also had a headache: "So, do you know about the picture "Along the River During Qingming Festival"?
Mirror God said thoughtfully: "I don't understand, these two lines of poems rhyme quite a bit."
Ouyang Yuan waved his hand and said: "If you don't understand, just don't understand.
Continue to maintain this purity."
Mirror God frowned and said, "Does this have anything to do with purity?"
Ouyang Yuan didn't answer her.
In Ouyang Yuan's opinion, he was really a brat and couldn't be taught.
The Dark Lord was screaming hysterically and begging for mercy.
Ouyang Yuan chuckled and said, "Don't worry, the fun is yet to come."
After saying that, he walked up to the Dark Lord and stared at him, starting to think about how to deal with him.
The Dark Lord's whole body was shaking, and his eyes were filled with fear.
He cried: "Please, give me pain, oh, no, pleasure."
Ouyang Yuan smacked his lips and said: "You have only done three of my ten tortures, and there are eight more.
If you survive them all, I promise not to kill you."
The Dark Lord's eyes lit up, and hope rekindled in his heart: "You didn't lie to me."
Ouyang Yuan clapped his hands and said, "Am I the kind of person who doesn't keep his words?"
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Mirror God is still asking Bai Jun: "What does the sun mean?"
Bai Jun looked very calm and said lightly: "These are very normal meanings, like the words "long time and deep love, and the future will be long, aren't they all praise words?
Up means up and down, up and down, one up and one down, do you understand?"
" "As time goes by, love will last longer," the Mirror God murmured.
Bai Yan couldn't stand listening anymore, so he walked up to Mirror God and whispered a few words.
After hearing this, Jing Shen's face immediately turned red, and he pointed at Bai Jun and said, "You shameless bastard, you are still in love for a long time, and there is still a long time to come.
Why are you so shameless?"
Bai Jun pretended not to know: "Why am I so shameless?
The meaning of these two idioms is very obvious, and they are both complimentary words.
The meaning of "Rijiu Shengqing" means that after getting along for a long time, feelings will develop.
"Lai Ri Fang Chang" means The days ahead are still very long, indicating that there is still something to be done, or advising people not to do something in a hurry.”
The God of Mirrors chuckled: "Come on, you, with that mouth of yours, you can talk about life and death."
Bai Jun thought to himself that he and Ouyang Yuan had been together for a long time, and their words had changed.
This is called culture influencing each other and subtle.
Fortunately, he did not become vulgar.
The God of Mirrors scolded: "Small watch, I want to live on earth for a while, you have to treat me to dinner and shopping."
Oh my god, she even learned the word "little watch".
Bai Jun smiled slightly: "Are you free this week?"
Jing Shen was about to say that he was free, but suddenly felt that something was wrong with this sentence.
Are you free this week?
Are you free this week?
"Go to hell," Mirror God said with black lines on his face.
Bai Jun joked: "What's wrong with me?"
"Are you asking me if I'm free this Sunday, or are you asking me if I'm free this week?"
"I'm going, where did you want to go?
I asked if you are free this week."
How could the God of Mirrors say that Bai Jun was defeated in just two or three sentences?
She stamped her little feet and said to Bai Yan, "No, I want to come back with a trick."
Bai Jun said to her quietly: "Ask him and see how he answers."
Suddenly, Jing Shen's eyes lit up, and he turned around and stared at Bai Jun's crotch.
Bai Jun's face turned red when he saw him: "What are you doing?"
"Nothing to do, I just took a look."
"Sister, don't stare at my position."
"What is there in your place?
It seems like there is nothing.
I am illiterate." illiterate Bai Jun understood instantly.
Seeing Bai Jun's defeat, Jing Shen burst out laughing: "I'll trick you to death if you trick me."
Bai Jun cupped his hand and said, "I'm willing to admit defeat, can you win?"
Ouyang Yuan was already performing the third torture on the Dark Lord at this time.
The old man took out a Chinese cigarette and said with a smile, "Do you know what this is?"
"I don't know."
The Dark Lord shook his head.
Ouyang Yuan lit one and threw another one to Bai Jun.
"Let's smoke it for you to see.
It's called cigarette, and it's very good to smoke."
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As he said that, he took a puff and blew a smoke ring at the Dark Lord.
The Dark Lord smelled it and squinted his eyes as if he was enjoying it.
Ouyang Yuan smiled and said: "I'll let you down now and give you ten minutes to finish smoking this cigarette.
If you can't finish it, hehe, that will be fun."
Seeing Ouyang Yuan's evil smile, the Dark Lord wanted to die, but he was controlled and could only do what Ouyang Yuan said.
This guy held ten cigarettes in his mouth at once, lit them together, and took a deep puff like Ouyang Yuan and Bai Jun did.
"Cough cough cough cough cough" This puff of cigarette choked him to death instantly, and his whole face turned green.
As a result, after ten minutes, he only smoked three packs.
Ouyang Yuan hung him up again and said, "Unfinished cigarettes are a waste."
Then he lit a cigarette and stuffed it into the Dark Lord's nostrils.
After a while, the Dark Lord's nostrils and ears were stuffed with cigarettes.
Ouyang Yuan smiled strangely and said: "My head is already full, now I only have Sena
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