Batman immediately bent down to check on the trench coat fighter.But the man in the trench coat didn't have any other poisoning reactions, he just seemed to be in severe pain.The clown also stopped laughing at the right time, leaning on his chair and gasping for breath as he said, "Don't be nervous, this toxin just makes people have abdominal pain, if you drink the soup, you will definitely be fine, but he doesn't seem to be as able to bear it as you."
But also, most people can't help it with stomach pain, hahahaha" Batman probably understands what's going on.He had been injured before, and he had also been infected with a new type of hallucinogenic laughing gas, and if he drank the soup that caused severe pain, his willpower could collapse.It's just that the clown didn't expect the appearance of the trench coat fighter, and from the moment this man escaped from the bathtub, everything was out of the clown's grasp, and he really had the courage to rush to help.And now that the trench coat fighter has blocked the attack for himself, the Joker's plan has fallen through.But it is precisely because of this that the clown finds it funny and can't stop laughing.Batman pulled out the military morphine from his belt, he didn't have much of this kind of stuff because he didn't usually need analgesics, but he still gave the only stock to the trench coat man for a shot.The effect is not fast, or the clown's poison is very powerful, and it takes a long time for the trench coat fighter to get up.During this time, the clown simply plucked the apple from the mouth of the roast suckling pig and put it to his mouth to chew.Seeing the trench coat man standing up again, he also applauded a few times."
It's not bad, it's not bad, the way you look when you wail is heartwarming, hahahahaha" Batman was still expressionless: "Enough, Joker, you want me to come to you, I'm here, and now I've released Catwoman." ”"Oh, I forgot what you didn't say."
The Joker put a gun on Catwoman's head and said with a look of disgust, "Go, go to the bat, you're useless to me." ”Although Catwoman's heart felt a little relaxed when she heard this, she did not forget that she still had a remote control and timed dual-mode bomb around her neck, and even a mechanism that would explode if her heart beat fast or slowly.She kept her mouth shut just to prevent her heart rate from fluctuating.As a snitch, her psychological quality can't be said to be weak, although she likes to talk to herself when stealing, but that's just because it's boring.Does the Joker say let her go back to Batman and she can go back?
Everyone knows what the Joker's attitude is towards useless people, and I'm afraid that as soon as she returns to Batman, the Joker will detonate a bomb.Even if it can't blow up Batman, it can at least splash his face with blood and make him crazy.So after thinking for a moment, Catwoman just looked at Batman across the table and shook her head slightly."
I'm not leaving.""
Huh?
Ha?
Not leaving?
”The clown stuck out his tongue like a reptile and licked the corners of his mouth, and when he heard Catwoman's answer, he first pretended to be very surprised, and then laughed again.Laughing and laughing, he suddenly punched Catwoman in the face with a backhand with his gun grip.The clown didn't have much power, but the handle of the gun still made Selena tilt her head to the other side, and a trace of blood flowed from the corner of her mouth."
Not leaving?"
The Joker kicks again, laughing and punching Catwoman.Poor Selena was like a boat in a storm, and she was beaten back and forth in her chair, even if she tried her best to hold her head, but the Joker's strange fighting skills were unguardable.The Joker shrugged his shoulders and wiped his eyes with his wrist, as if he was moved, he sniffed hard and said to Batman: "Alas, it seems that she doesn't want to leave me, you are all the same, you are reluctant to give up me, right?"
Even though he knew that the Joker was doing this to blur the line between Bruce and Batman, Batman still couldn't contain the anger in his heart, and his forehead erupted under the mask, and his fists clenched under the table."
Enough!
Stop playing these tricks, what are you going to do?
”The clown shrank back as if frightened, and an aggrieved expression appeared on his face: "Oh?
Excuse me, are you angry?
Why be angry?
Laughing?
Yes?
Hahahahaha" He began to rub the muzzle of his gun against Catwoman's chin, as if teasing a cat, but neither the bat nor the cat meant to laugh.The trench coat fighter just leaned against the back of Batman's chair with his stomach covered, his mask looking extremely strange in the dimly lit room, and the fluorescent green looked like the eyes of some beast."
Defuse the bomb, let her go, and I'll stay with you."
Batman thought of a countermeasure, and he secretly pulled EP's batrang out of his belt.As long as Selena believes in herself, doesn't move when facing the darts coming at her, and doesn't panic to make her heart beat faster, he is sure that he can save people."
Will you die with me?
If you don't kill me, I'll drag you to death. ”To Batman's surprise, the Joker generously took out the remote control from his pocket and disarmed the bomb in front of everyone, and the small light on Selena's collar was suddenly extinguished.The Joker kicked Selena out of the air and took his place, waving his hand as if tired, signaling her to get out of here, and throwing the remote control in his hand to Batman in a shooting position.Catwoman tries to subdue the Joker, but he still has a gun in his hand.The Joker's fighting skills are very eccentric, and although he has no training, he is one of the few people on the planet who can tie Batman's game with his miscellaneous toys and self-mutilating style.Of course, it is in the situation that he wants to fight, and more often than not he prefers to be beaten by Batman than to fight Batman.Selena has been in Gotham for so long, so she naturally knows what the Joker is capable of, she gritted her teeth and ran quickly to Batman's side.Batman took her hand, "Are you alright?"
”Batman checked her injuries first, then the collar, and was instantly relieved, although it was not clear why the Joker gave up his hole cards so easily, but the Joker has always been elusive.He put away the remote control, and it was a little troublesome to disassemble the collar that had already cut off the remote control, so he left here first, and asked her to go back to the bat cave to find Ah Fu to help."
I'm fine."
Selena put her arms around his neck and nodded affirmatively, these were just skin wounds."
Get her out of here."
Batman said to the trench coat fighter that there might be an ambush of the Joker outside, and that the trench coat man should not have much of a problem dealing with the clown gangsters.Selena is not the kind of person who has to be unable to distinguish between the important and the heavy, she will not say anything I will not go, and I will die together with the bloody words, she just nodded at Batman and looked at the trench coat fighter."
Be careful."
Batman nodded silently and refocused on the Joker, and Catwoman, dressed in black, quickly disappeared into the hallway outside the door, along with the trench coat fighter."
It's just the two of us now, it's a rare opportunity to be alone, when was the last time we ate face-to-face like this?"
The clown held up the wine glass on the table, shaking the liquid in the candlelight, watching the enchanting red light cast a shadow on the white tablecloth.The last time the two of you had dinner together?
It was the Joker who put a chair on top of four pressure-sensitive mines and forced Batman to sit on it and be fed, and the Joker not only wanted Batman to eat the eyeballs of unknown creatures, but also tried to make him laugh Thinking about this, Batman checked his chair again to make sure that there were really no mines under his feet, and at the same time calculated the time to make sure Catwoman was far enough away.There was no need to eat the next meal, although the clown still had a revolver in his hand, but that was not a problem.Batman suddenly exerted his strength, grabbed the tablecloth and lifted it violently, and under the flickering candlelight, barbecue, red wine, and fruit all flew into the air.Under the cover of white cloth and food, Batman jumped on the table and rushed towards the Joker, who naturally shot without hesitation, knowing that firearms were no threat to Batman, but the gunshots were more compatible with the battle.Batman has always been in a state of high concentration, everything around him seems to slow down in his eyes, like slow motion, flying bullets, spilled red wine, and only the white smile in his eyes.He grabbed the roast suckling pig that was slowly falling in the air, used the little pig as a cover to block the flying bullets, and grabbed the large flying iron plate with his other hand, refracting the other bullet to the wall.His feet moved quickly, everything was in his calculations, and he charged with a terrifying momentum, black batwing spreading out behind him.He kicked him out of the jester's chest with a sliding shovel on the table, kicking him out of the way with his chair."
Ho ho ho!
Hahahahaha, yes, yes, that's it!
”The clown's eyes were round, and he rolled upside down, and his purple suit was suddenly stained with filth, and there were black footprints on his chest.But he smiled even more.He pulled a knife out of his pocket and rushed straight up to fight Batman.Batman punches him in the head, and the Joker's head blooms red like a knocked tomato sauce.But the Joker didn't mind at all, he laughed even more, and he put his fist against Batman, watching the heavy punch fall on his eyes, feeling the pain of the explosion of his eyeballs.He put his hand inside the suit, and then the small flower pinned to his chest spewed out a stream of green water, and Batman quickly dodged away, and the liquid splashed a cloud of white smoke on the ground.And the clown took the opportunity to take out a detonator and ignite it, and threw it at his feet, laughing to see the fuse getting shorter and shorter.Batman immediately rushed up and knocked him down, and the two of them rolled out for a long time."
Boom!"
The clown dubbed the explosives with his mouth, followed by a wild laugh: "Hahahaha!"
”The explosives were fake, and when they exploded, they just exploded into a large cloud of colored notes.But the Joker knows that Batman will come to his rescue, and he takes the opportunity to stab the bat in the belly with a dagger, and the knife is always in his hand, as if Batman had crashed into it himself.The hit site was torn open by the chelica butterfly, and the Joker's knife cut through Batman's intestines.The Joker crawled to the ground and distanced himself from Batman, his tongue sticking out of his mouth, and he looked at the blade of the dagger with a wink."
Oh, I'm sorry to cut your intestines, but what is it?
Undigested corn?
Do you have Mexican food for dinner?
It's been a long time since I've seen Alfred, and it looks like old dogs can learn new tricks, hey, hey, hey, hey" Batman reached into his abdominal cavity and used emergency techniques to tie his intestines first, which would probably buy him a few minutes before he could go into shock.He pulled out several batarang, all kinds of effects, and his eyes narrowed, calculating the angle of refraction.The Joker was still chattering as if he didn't notice it: "I'm curious, why is the thing Bruce Wayne ate in Batman's belly?"
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Shouldn't you be two people?
Yes?
Two people!
”After saying that, the clown compared one hand to one and the other to two, danced a strange dance, and even began to circle in place, clapping and laughing.It's so funny, isn't it funny that Batman learned the magic of moving objects against the wall and transferred Bruce's food to his stomach?
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