Batman has never been funny about the Joker's tricks.There may have been a time when the two of them laughed out loud in front of a deadly joke, but that time it was the Joker who won, because he couldn't think of any way to vent his grief except laughing.Not this time.While the Joker is performing a burlesque, Batman throws all the batrangs and runs on the wall after running himself, borrowing a cloak to glide and pounce on the Joker.The clown reacted in hindsight, and he raised his hand to shoot, but the previous batarangs not only refracted on the walls and ground, but also collided and deflected with each other.A dart flew from behind him, passed through his crotch from the blind spot, and bounced off his wrist."
Huh?
Hahaha!
”The gun in the clown's hand fell to the ground, but he put his hand in front of him, reached out and plucked the batrang, and watched the blood spurt out like a spring: "I have a gift!"
I've got a batrang!
Hahaha" "Bang!
”He was answered by a heavy, powerful shoulder blow that Batman had already flown into his face, and then crushed him under him, and the casserole-sized fist opened the bow left and right, beating the Joker like a bobblehead."
Bang bang bang!""
Hahaha" "Bang bang bang!
”"Hee-hee-hee-hee" "Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
”Not only did Batman beat him, but the Joker lay on the ground and let him do it, and every time his head was hit to the side, he quickly turned back and continued to look at Batman with a smile.Even though his face was covered in blood and the seven orifices were flushed, he was still laughing.Batman rode on top of him, grabbed the collar of his suit with both hands and pulled him up and hit him headbutt, the bat mask is made of special materials and is very strong.With a weight of several hundred pounds pressed against the chest, anyone would be in a suffocating coma due to poor breathing.Thinking of the Joker beating Selena, Batman couldn't help but get heavier and heavier.After a few hits, the clown's laughter finally stopped.Batman felt the dark memories churning inside and the sharp pain in his body, gasping violently and using willpower to suppress them.He still controlled himself.He let go of the clown, fell from him, and sat down on the cold ground beside him.But perhaps it was the impact of the back of his head on the ground that brought the clown to his senses, and he lay on the ground vomiting blood while talking intermittently."
You think you won?
No, it's me who wins, hehehe" He tilted his head and fainted, blood mixed with saliva left from the corners of his mouth, leaving a shiny snaking mark on the dark ground.It looks like a smiley Batman frowned and thought about it, but as always, although the Joker shook his will and made him almost lose control several times, Batman did not give up his principles, he did not have the desire to lose to himself.He sat quietly and watched the clown lie there, his injuries were so severe that injuries to his bones and internal organs made it difficult for him to move.However, he still stood up and picked up the unconscious clown, intending to take him back to the Batcave and imprison him in the dungeon at the bottom of the Batcave.The Joker is too dangerous, and past experience has proved that it is useless to send him to Arkham, so Batman dug a special room near the dark river below the Batcave, using all the technology of the Justice League, just to give the Joker an ultimate enjoyment.The energy barrier system from Kru prevents the Joker from escaping from prison, while still allowing him to talk freely with Batman outside the cage.Senagon's N-metal makes the prison impenetrable, the mage's spells cast occult defenses, and the cells are filled with flowers and trees provided by swamp monsters that regulate the atmosphere and act as a surveillance.Last time the Joker's escape was just an accident, this time it won't.He held the colorful eccentric on his shoulder, and covered the wound in his abdomen with his other hand for a moment, the effect of the analgesic was declining unexpectedly quickly, and he had to hurry.However, when he is weak, the short road seems extremely long, and Batman tries his best to see ahead, but there is a bit of confusion under his feet.Fortunately, with his gritted teeth and insistence, the entrance of the subway station was getting closer and closer.In the distance, he saw the light outside, it was the car of the trench coat fighter, and in the window, it was Selena's somewhat worried face.They didn't leave, they just guarded outside when there was a way back, and thinking of this, Batman's heart couldn't help but flash a trace of warmth.Through the curtain of the rainstorm, Selena naturally saw Batman as well, she pushed the car door and walked out of the passenger seat, trying to run to Batman's side, but was pulled by the trench coat fighter who appeared behind her."
Batman!
Is that you?
”The trench coat fighter put his hands to his lips and rolled them into a horn and shouted loudly, his voice piercing through the rain.It's a good habit to be wary, and Batman knows that there's a bastard who likes to disguise himself as he swaggers in Gotham."
It's me!"
Batman also replied loudly, but he was not used to speaking loudly, and when he opened his mouth, he felt a sharp pain in the wound, and his vision was blurred when he was distracted.Both the trench coat and Selena were standing in the rain and didn't come, and he asked again, "Did you defeat the Joker?"
”Batman slowly approached the two with the Joker on his shoulder, and the water outside the subway station had overflowed the curb, and he seemed to see a sea."
Yes!"
He said.The trench coat fighter lowered his hand, his head tapped up and down.The rain rolled down the brim of his hat, and the men got closer and closer, and the man in the trench coat shrugged his shoulders as if relieved."
Then I'm relieved, you're such a hero!"
He let go of his hand and let Selena run towards Batman, her eyes equally filled with joy and worry.Glad that everyone was safe and sound, but also worried about Batman's injuries, although she was agile, it was difficult to run in the rain in high heels.Batman holds the Joker on his shoulder with one hand and fumbles in the belt with the other, intending to give Catwoman's tail back to her.Not only was he caught by the clown, but the tail on his uniform was stolen, which is too careless to be a snitch."
Your tail.""
No, it's your tail."
He could think of Selena's blushing face and denying it, maybe this was the opportunity to get back together.She's really like a cat, tsundere and mischievous, and sometimes it's just hard to reason.But she is the woman he loves the most.However, as she ran, he suddenly saw that there was a tail behind her uniform, and this sense of absurdity suddenly made Batman realize that something was wrong.And it's too late."
Bang!"
Hearing only a gunshot, Selena's body shook a few times, and her legs fell forward with a limp, clutching her chest and splashing a large splash.Behind her, a wisp of green smoke slowly rose from the muzzle of the trench coat fighter's hand.The bullet pierced her heart and pierced her chest from behind, and the rain instantly diluted the blood in the palm of her hand.She didn't bat a glance, and she still had the complicated look on her face when she saw Batman.Batman, who still had a leather tail in his hand, suddenly stiffened, and he watched her fall in front of him, as if he were as powerless as he had been in Crime Alley.His gaze mechanically shifted to the trench coat fighter, who was now playing with the gun in his hand, and leaned over the muzzle of the gun as if looking at what was inside.But he could no longer react, and the sudden stimulus completely crushed his will, and the tragic memories that were forcibly pressed in the depths of his mind came over the sea, and he was smashed to pieces by the black waves.He drops the clown on his shoulder, staggers over to Catwoman's side, and holds her in his arms.He tried to reach out and hold down her wound, but the blood gushed out like a fountain with the rain, and he couldn't stop the flow of liquid when he pressed his chest, back and back, and could only feel the warmth on his knees.And the heat is still passing away.There was no heartbeat, no pulse, and the pupils had dilated.His trembling hand slowly reached for her face, but the man would no longer respond to him.At this time, there was a hysterical laughter around him, and the trench coat fighter was already laughing so hard that he couldn't stand up straight, and he rolled on the hood of the car: "Haha!
It's really touching, Batman has won again. ”Batman hears the laughter but doesn't react, he just crouches on the ground and looks down at Catwoman's face.The trench coat fighter took off his hat and threw it away, then took off his trench coat to reveal the clown and jumped on the curbstone, happily dancing in the rain to Batman's side, resting his head on Batman's shoulder, and looking down at Catwoman in the same way."
It's so miserable, her heart is broken, it can't get any better, hehehehe" Batman's heart was dark, he had completely lost the ability to receive information from the outside world, he couldn't hear what the Joker was saying, and all that echoed in his mind was the sound of the gunshot.The Joker put his mouth close to his ear, reached out and poked the wound on his waist, and said word by word, "Hey, Batman, do you want to continue the second round?"
”"Batman was just as silent as a sculpture, and the rain melted his silhouette into the darkness."
How about I tell you about my new trick?
Do you want to hear it?
”Whether Batman wanted to hear it or not, the Joker told him about it very excitedly.Trench coat fighter?
It never existed, just a clown's disguise.He did dress up like this in the past and did some of the things that heroes love to do, but it was all for today's layout.Yes, he's been preparing since he heard that Catwoman was planning to marry Batman.Although he used some small means to keep the marriage from happening, he knew that as long as Catwoman was alive, Batman would have no future.For Batman's sake, he must kill Catwoman!
It's just that a group of imposters from the dark multiverse came from behind, which made the Joker put his plans on hold, and although there were some uncertainties, it also provided him with more opportunities and time to refine his plans.This time, he first sent Anonymous disguised as Barbara to lure Batman in, and at the same time sent her to drag down the rest of Zhenglian with lies.The Joker himself pretends to be a trench coat fighter, meets Batman by chance, and casually fights the bad guys together to cultivate basic trust.Because Batman had heard about the Trenchcoat Fighter's righteous deeds in Gotham before, everything he saw with his own eyes was in line with the information he had known before, so soon the two of them acted together.Not to mention how happy the Joker is, going out for a ride, and Batman quietly accompanying him, it's as beautiful as a dream!
He wanted to laugh many times, and he endured it all the way, not to mention how hard it was.After some tricks, he lured Batman to the museum, then left to turn back into the Joker and talk to Batman, and then detonated the bomb on Barbara's side, diverting all the possible helpers of Batman to the direction of the park far away from the museum and the subway station.And at that time, he played the picture to Batman, and the image of the trench coat fighter in it was also him, but the right half of the screen was not a real-time surveillance, but a video that had been recorded a long time ago.The old broken color TV, the messy room with the lights, and the misleading real-time monitoring every time before made Batman mistakenly believe that the trench coat fighter was locked up in a bathtub in the middle of nowhere.He then gives the address as the Joker, luring Batman to the subway station, sending Bane to hold him back, and while the giant and the bat are circling, Chelella flies to Washington, D.C., to pick up Anonymous, who has just returned from the universe.Bane's mission was well accomplished, and it was no fun to expect him to defeat Batman, but it was still possible to delay for half an hour.Chelicate sends Anonymous dressed as the Joker and the captured Catwoman to the final dining room, while the Joker transforms back into a trench coat fighter and catches up with Batman from behind after Chelica Butterfly is also defeated.Anonymous looks crazy because she imitates the clown's way of thinking, but she is crazy or not, the clown doesn't care at all, isn't it good to laugh more?
So the show was staged smoothly, and everything in the museum before was to paralyze Batman's foreshadowing, just to make Batman suddenly usher in a plot reversal when he thought everything was over!
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