The rain was still falling under the influence of the earth's gravity, blending with more liquid on the ground, and the crackling sound sounded like someone clapping in the ear, and like the roar of a pearl when it landed.The Joker laughed beside Batman, rubbing the barrel of his gun against his head, squinting comfortably as if relieving the itch."
Why so serious?
Isn't it good to have a smile?
”He wanted to see Batman's madness.Yet how could Batman laugh, his heart had died with Selena's death, his brain had almost stopped functioning, the past and the present overlapped infinitely, and he was immersed in his own darkness.The Joker sticks his head between Batman and Catwoman's faces, looks at Batman with wide eyes, holds the revolver in both hands, and is as careful as a servant: "Do you still know this gun?"
This gun is the same one that killed your parents back then, and it took me a lot of effort to get my hands on it, and today my fiancée is also dying under the same weapon, are you happy?
Yes?
Hahaha" and Batman's pupils were dilated, he was seriously injured and hit by the Joker's new laughing gas, and then the Joker injected him with Demerol is also specially added, the kind that has a fast analgesic effect but has mysterious stamina.Now that he has completely fallen into the world of illusions, in addition to the deceased relatives laughing around him, he can only see a gorgeous but abnormal picture.A bat bat flew past him, but he heard it speak to itself as fast as it could."
Oh, dear, oh, dear, I'm too late."
As he spoke, flapping his wings, he pulled out a pocket watch from his small vest and looked at it.How can a bat wear clothes and still carry a watch?
Batman was very curious.He jumped up and chased the bat, but it didn't stop and flew straight into a rabbit hole under a large tree not far away.Following the black trajectory in the air, he quickly lay down and looked into the dark cave, and the hole was pitch black, and only laughter could be heard: heheheheheheIn the darkness, there is a door with a smiling face on it, and there is no lock on it, and it can be opened with a push.He found that he had become smaller, or rather that little hole in the ground had become larger, and he was standing in front of the door, and from behind the door came all kinds of laughter with ease and cheerfulness, like a paradise.Two voices in my heart began to argue."
Go in, wonderful world, without pain and without darkness.""
Turn back, Gotham still needs you, and the world needs Batman."
However, the voices urging him to leave grew quieter and more ethereal, and his hands rested uncontrollably on the door.The Joker pouts, Batman doesn't react, and it's not fun at all.He wanted Batman to hit him, hit him where it hurt the most, make him feel pain, and of course, he wanted Batman to kill him the most.At the time of the meeting, the clown said that he was here to help, and that was one of the few truths.It's just that the way he helps is incomprehensible to others.He pulls Catwoman's body out of Batman's arms and throws it in the standing water on the side, while Batman is still on his knees with his hands around the air.The clown rolled his eyes, cleared his throat, and combed his hair through the rain, making the curly hair look more submissive.He pretended to be reserved and made a gesture of accepting the invitation, slipped into the void, and lay comfortably in Batman's arms."
Laugh, Batman, laugh, don't I laugh?"
But there is only heavy rain here except for them, and now Batman is in chaos again, and the whole stage has become a one-man show."
The Joker rested his head on Batman's lap and closed his eyes comfortably, as he reached out and playfully touched the huge bat emblem on Batman's chest, wanting to take it off."
There used to be an old madman named Nietzsche, and he said: You have been fighting dragons for too long, and dragons have become too long, more powerful, more evil, more profound, and at the same time more beautiful, do you know him?
He also said that when you stare into the abyss, you can only see the abyss looking back, remember, right?
”Batman: ""I'm used to being kind to all things and experiences, and to be happy and receptive to everything that comes my way.But you're always so serious, you're always so detached, and you're noncommittal about anything.OMG!
In many cases, you are so depressed that you have become the scum left over from the sublimation of virtue!
”"If someone wants to get love and hate from you, even if he does everything he can to provide him, do you feel it?"
Perhaps, you always don't show it!
It's like you don't love deeply, you don't hate deeply!
As hypocritical and fragile as you are in this regard, that's a problem. ”"I won't be surprised, because your love is unnatural, your hatred is incomplete, hey, it's a kind of hard work, and your patience always smacks of showmanship, exaggeration, and artificiality.But my sincerity is completely diverted by your subjective judgment, do you feel it?
It is only in this present time of complete serenity and tranquility that you are true and natural. ”"Your soul, which reflects everything but always feels very dark to itself, must not know how to affirm it, nor how to deny it, they don't understand you, you never like to call the shots, you never want to take on so many responsibilities, you will always live in the day of the crime alley, but now the gun is in my hand."
The Joker is dishonest, pulling the hair of Catwoman's corpse with the muzzle of his gun while sketching the shape of the totem on Batman's chest with his fingers.His eyes were closed, and his face was full of intoxicated smiles.He just said what he wanted to say, whether Batman heard it or not, it was none of his business.I don't know how long I lay down, but the Joker opened his eyes and saw that Batman was still looking at him motionless.The rain that fell from the dark sky around him grew bigger and bigger, shattering on his shoulders and on the top of his head, and the rain that smelled of something fishy and chemical was the good rain.While counting, the Joker fires four more shots at Catwoman's corpse, with the last bullet in the revolver.He dug into his pocket, pulled out a handful of military morphine, and thrust it near Batman's wound without looking at the quantity.He then shoved the revolver into Batman's hand and pressed the muzzle of the gun against his chest."
Then now I choose to give it to you."
Seeing that Batman seemed to be half-asleep and half-awake, the Joker decided to step back from him again: "Kill me, yes, pull the trigger and kill me!"
HahahahahaIt's me who makes you!
”If a person wakes up in a tense environment, he will often struggle violently, and at this time Batman is no exception, he is also flesh and blood, and he is the most vulnerable without willpower."
When you wake up from a dream, and when Alice tries to catch Mr.
Rabbit, your little finger pulls the trigger, yes, just kill me like that, like a robber killed your parents, I killed Catwoman, you can do it too, it's easy."
And then, the Joker wins, and Batman will become real.Again, this is the battle plan that the Joker came up with, and when he and Batman are in the same body, the Laughing Bat must not be their opponent.The Laughing Bat of the Dark Multiverse?
What is it in front of the new Laughing Bat of the Overworld?
After saying that, he also twisted his body to adjust his position, so that the bullet could avoid the ribs, break his heart, and let his blood and the toxins in his life perfectly volatilize and be ingested by Batman.He's going to be a part of Batman.But the bat had better fly faster, it has been raining and it is cold, he doesn't like the rain very much, and he will catch a cold.Just as the Joker was humming a little song and waiting for Batman to wake up, he saw the skin on his face twitch under the mask.Oh?
Is it coming?
The clown squinted happily and puffed out his chest."
Boom!
Bang!
”Shots rang out.But the clown was not hit, there was only one bullet in the gun, and it would not have made two sounds.Batman's shot only hit his own leg, and the Joker was knocked out before Batman could subconsciously clench his fist.His purple suit slid far off the ground, and the top of his head seemed to be flattened, and he staggered to his feet with his head covered, just in time to see Harley retract his golf-like movements.Harley put Dorothy back on her shoulders and sighed a little disappointed, "Well, boccia." ”It turned out that at the most critical moment, Harley and the others arrived in time, and the little madman would always appear at the critical time in the key place.For her, she doesn't need to act quickly, as long as she is on time when she should be.She was always on time.The way to pull off the raid from a hundred meters away from the end of the street was simple, she had Crush lift herself up and throw it at the Batman Joker who was hugging her.Crush inherited the power of the Tyrannical Wolf, and Harley was also very slim.Although it looks like a teenage girl, it is a little strange to easily lift an adult and throw it away like a cannonball, but this is Gotham.Everything that happens in this city cannot be seen with normal eyes.Hallie's gymnastics workouts allow her to adjust her posture and time in the air, just like a circus performer performing trapeze, which is just a basic skill.As she flew over the clown's head, she swung a large wooden hammer, Dorothy was a cork hammer, and Harley preferred it to be a musical instrument than to kill people with it, and she liked the sound of the mallet clattering on someone's head.So Dorothy's beating hurts, but it's rarely fatal.If she wants to kill, she can use bombs, guns, poisons, and she is not Wonder Woman, so why use cold weapons?
Harley knocked the Joker straight out of Batman's arms like a stake like a wedge under a beam, sliding far away on the rain-soaked ground.The principle is somewhat like a Newtonian pendulum, where Harley conducts the force to the Joker through the mallet while she stays in place and stops the pose, and then sees Batman shoot herself in the thigh.Okay, this welcome was a little too warm, and Harley was a little embarrassed, but it wasn't a day or two that bats like to harm themselves, she just stuck out her tongue and licked the corners of her mouth, and sure enough, Gotham was funny.It just so happens that the Joker and Batman seem to be done playing, and now it's Hallie's turn!
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