"Jingle bell, ding bells, jingle bells, we cut people so happy, we sit on the subway" After entering the city, Wade insisted on taking the subway, saying that it was easy to be mistaken for Santa Claus by flying everywhere, and it was not good to be hit by bad boys with anti-aircraft missiles.Su Ming doesn't care, subways, tunnels, underground rivers, sewers, these are the terrains he is good at.In the subway car, Deadpool shook his head and sang songs, looking happy, and the surrounding citizens were strangely friendly to his appearance, and even children came to him for autographs.After signing a few photos, Wade squeezed his eyebrows at Su Ming with some trepidation: "My Twitter has more than 100,000 followers, and I'm a celebrity now." ”"Are you sure that someone else is following you, not that you are following 100,000 people?"
Su Ming leaned on the subway bench and looked at the snow-white lights on the top of the carriage, today is Christmas Eve, and there are not too many pedestrians, otherwise the New York subway will really kill people."
Pay attention to each other, each other."
Deadpool turned his head away from his cousin's mask, which seemed to be able to see through people's hearts."
Hey, Wade, is this Christmas with the family?
Where are you going to go to the massacre?
”A man in a green uniform walked up from the carriage and raised his hand to say hello to Deadpool.Deadpool looked up, and the little eyes on the mask bent: "Isn't this Bob, you dog, I killed everyone else in your branch last time, why don't you say wait for me, so that we can take a taxi together?"
”After all, Wade still clapped his hands with the other party, and came up with a black street move."
No way, the courier called me at midnight, the oven I ordered arrived, and the courier urged me to go home and sign for it, so I'll leave first, next time."
Bob shrugged helplessly and said helplessly.Wade nodded noncommittally, he scratched his armpits, and a smell like fox urine permeated: "By the way, you haven't seen it yet, Bob, this is my cousin's death knell."
Cousin, this is Hydra Bob, my pet. ”"Of course I know the death knell, the world's number one mercenary."
Bob pulled out a small notebook with the Hydra insignia on it, "Can you sign me?"
”Deadpool's face pulled down, his eyes turned into dead fish, and he pushed Bob, "You go, I don't like you." ”"Why are you so stingy?"
Bob was shoved and staggered and sat on the floor of the carriage, not knowing what made a crunching sound: "Oops, it's broken, the bomb is activated." ”"What bomb?
On Christmas Eve, you Hydra are still going to have an event?
It's tiring. ”Wade hugged his arm, and he didn't mean to move at all, anyway, the bomb couldn't kill him, and it was none of his business that everyone in the car died."
I can't help it, I have five times my salary for overtime during Christmas, and I want to buy a new refrigerator for my family."
As he spoke, Bob got up and pulled out the bomb from his large backpack behind him and handed it to Deadpool.When the crowd in the carriage saw the bundle of red detonators with a large dial on it, the fools knew what it was, so they screamed and began to flee, at least to stay away from the carriage."
It looks ordinary, it's a detonator used in mines."
Wade flipped over the bomb, looked at the countdown and handed it to Deathbell: "Cousin, do you think what I said is right?"
”Su Ming took the bomb and weighed it twice in his hand: "You hydra have so many new products, how come you are a century behind you?"
”With that, he handed the bomb to Bob again.Bob sighed and rubbed his head helplessly: "I'm only a third-level agent, and there are thirty-five layers of leaders above, what do you think I can do with good things in my hands?"
I enrolled Hydra just to include medical insurance that includes dentistry. ”With that, he handed the bomb to Deadpool."
I really don't know why you haven't gotten diabetes after eating so much sugar, S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't include dentists in medical insurance coverage, and other treatments are still better than Hydra, right, cousin?"
Deadpool handed the bomb to Su Ming again."
Bob has a Hydra background, and S.H.I.E.L.D. definitely won't be able to get in, but you can go to AIM and try it, they also recruit security guards."
As he spoke, Su Ming threw the bomb to Bob again."
Actually, I thought about it, but AIM recruits security guards who require eight foreign languages and a master's degree in kinesiology or medicine, so I really can't afford it."
Bob's tone was full of frustration as he dropped the bomb to Deadpool."
So demanding?
Why don't I help you talk to Mordor?
Let you go through his back door. ”Deadpool tilted his head in suggestion, dropping the bomb to Deathstroke."
Excuse me, Mordork hates you, you robbed him of too much business, if he knows that Bob is connected to you, then Bob will die."
Su Ming glanced at the timer and dropped the bomb to Bob.So while the three of them were talking, the red bomb was passed back and forth in the hands of the three of them, turning more than ten times."
Ding!"
When the subway arrived, the three of them were the only ones left in the empty carriage, and the other passengers were huddled on the glass of the next compartment door, as if they were not slim enough.As soon as they arrived at the station, everyone ran away.Deadpool stood up and patted his hips and moved his waist: "Okay, Bayek Park is here, my cousin and I have to go to line 6, we'll see you later, we have something to call." ”Bob held the bomb and waved at Wade with a smile: "Merry Christmas, two." ”Su Ming patted Bob's shoulder and scratched his head a little speechlessly: "You also have a Merry Christmas, and next time I talk to your leader, don't set another hour for the time bomb." ”The two cousins transferred to Line 6 and took a few more stops to reach southern Brooklyn, where Wade returned to the ground with Su Ming, crossed the streets and alleys, walked more and more remotely, and finally walked towards a shopping mall.It's not a good shopping mall, it looks like the building is very dilapidated, and the sign on the roof is still missing a few letters, like a haunted house, not to mention the business.Often good shopping malls are on Christmas Eve, and there will be some busy people who come to do the final purchase.But here, there is not even a ghost shadow, even Santa Claus in the window on the first floor, the actor has taken off his beard and smoked, and the sadness on his face can be seen from afar.Deadpool saw his cousin's gaze and turned his head to glance at the window, "Oh, you're looking at him?"
He's a good guy, and he likes to give out small pills to good children the most, and he's very happy when he eats it. ”Su Ming was a little speechless: "What are you bringing me here for?""
My office is here, I really can't think of any good children, so come back and ask Negative Sonic likes little girl warheads, she should know a lot of ignorant girls."
Deadpool replied quite naturally, pushing open the rusty mall door and going straight up to the third floor.Walking to the door of a shop selling stuffed rabbits, he walked in and said hello: "Hey, Jimmy, how is business today?"
”"Don't mention it, no one wants goods for Christmas."
The owner of the toy store replied to Deadpool as he calmly sewed a small bag of laundry detergent into the rabbit's back, "How are you today?"
”"Christmas, you know, no one wants to kill people today, I only got one order to kill Santa Claus."
Deadpool picked out a cotton rabbit from the counter: "I'll have to make a small gift for my friend's child first." ”The toy shopkeeper waved his hand disapplausively, and an unloaded rabbit was given to Deadpool, after all, he was doing big business.Deadpool shoved the rabbit into his crotch, dropped a thank you, and then skillfully pushed open the door to the storeroom at the back of the store, and sure enough, there was a small door inside, which looked like an old-fashioned detective agency, except that it had the number of Deadpool's Everything."
The House of Everything?
Are you serious?
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”Su Ming didn't bother to complain."
Xuexu's name, I think it's okay, anyway, the key to the firm is not my business level, it doesn't matter what the name is."
With that, Deadpool pushed open the frosted glass door, "Jimmy's goods don't sit in the storeroom, so he subleased the storeroom to me, Qiang Qiang, please come in." ”Su Ming sighed and walked into the office.The room was small but not small, it was an ensuite, with a table outside, two rows of folding chairs, and maps and posters of various beautiful women collected by Deadpool on the walls.A girl in a leather trench coat with a flat head is crossing her legs on her desk, chewing bubblegum and playing with her phone, and Deadpool doesn't even look at her when she enters the door."
Hey, negative sonic is supposed to receive customers but only knows how to play with mobile phone bullets, your boss is back, aren't you going to give me a Christmas kiss?"
Deadpool took off his mask and danced a jazz dance with a very rippling expression.The girl didn't lift her head, typed and sent messages quickly, spat out a bubble in her mouth, and gave Deadpool a middle finger very indifferently.Her movements are very skillful, and her fingers are lightning fast, and you can tell that she often does this.Wade turned his face to look at Su Ming, and shrugged helplessly: "Look, she doesn't answer calls, she doesn't reply to text messages, and even if I come back in person, she ignores me." ”"Normal people don't pay attention to you, do they?"
Not to mention the juvenile warhead, Su Ming didn't want to pay attention to his little cousin."
Nope!
Cousin, you can't kill her, although she is disrespectful and rude to me, but she is a good friend of mine, don't be impulsive. ”Deadpool suddenly jumped in front of Su Ming, stretched out his claws to grab Su Ming's two arms, pressed his shoulders against Su Ming's chest, and shouted excitedly.While shouting, he also turned his head to peek at the reaction of the negative sonic teenager's warhead.This is the drama spirit, Su Ming just stood still, stunned by Deadpool to say that he wanted to kill.It's a pity that the girl gave him another middle finger and was not fooled at all.The strangulation side only struggled slightly, and Wade's arms were dislocated and drooped like noodles.Wade's chrysanthemum had an unloveless expression on his face, looked at Su Ming, and slowly moved his shoulders to try to use his teeth to connect with his bones: "You see, she begged me to take her in as a secretary at the beginning, but now she doesn't work at all." ”"Who TM beg, you stinky shit, you lied to the professor and the beast don't say, I TM even go to the toilet, you SOB have to go through the compartment door!
Falk Oil!
Don't give out money, don't say, there is no TMD holiday for Christmas, Falk oil!
”The negative sonic boy slapped his phone directly on the table, stood up and said a string of sweet words in his mouth, his hands were more like a combination of hooks, and one middle finger after another took turns on Deadpool's chin.Wade's eyes widened and his mouth widened, as if what she said had shocked him, and his face was a look of disgrace, and he took several steps back."
I didn't expect that I was such a failure" Wade shook his head slightly, and then he turned around and took off his pants, revealing his rotten PP towards the girl: "Then as you wish, come on!"
Fakemi!
But lightly, I have rectal cancer. ”"Huh, Jimmy's stuffed bunny?"
The girl sneered.I saw that the golden light like a Super Saiyan shrouded the negative sonic boy warhead, and under the effect of special energy, her boots collided strongly with Wade's chrysanthemum through the rabbit, and Deadpool pierced through several walls and flew directly into the night.