Kicking Deadpool away like a rugby defender kicking off, the negative sonic boy warhead coolly pulled the collar of his trench coat, sat back in his chair, picked up his phone and continued to chat with Xue Xu.Xue Xu is now at Xavier Academy, baking gingerbread villains and posting photos."
Uncle, why are you here?"
The warhead still took the time to ask Su Ming, and sent a bunch of cute expressions to Xue Xu."
Uncle?"
The corners of Su Ming's mouth twitched.The warhead raised an eyebrow and glanced at him, then lowered his head again: "You are the elder of Professor X and Magneto, and an old antique like Captain America calls you uncle, do I have to call you Grandpa Slade?"
It's disgusting, you look so young. ”"No, how do you usually call Wade?"
Su Ming dragged over a chair and sat down opposite the bullet.The girl chewed bubble gum, looked at her phone attentively, and said absentmindedly: "Garbage, used vomit bags, blue pools, stinky shit, rotten and the like, anyway, no matter how you call him, I agree, it depends on my mood." ”Su Ming smiled, and it was much better to have a comparison: "It seems that you and Wade get along very well." ”The warhead shrugged indifferently, picked up the mobile phone and sent a series of voices, and casually threw the mobile phone on the desktop: "It's okay, although you can't earn a penny here, it's not bad to be able to avoid the nagging of professors and teachers, and you can eat unlimited junk food." ”"Charles shouldn't be such a stilted person, and lace edge shouldn't be a problem at Xavier College."
Su Ming didn't understand what Charles had to nag about, the combat effectiveness of the warhead was very strong, and it was an actual combat ability, and his personality was also crisp, this was the perfect warrior."
I'm a man."
The warhead looked at the death knell very calmly, with a blank face.Su Ming looked at her chest, then at her neck, and then stood up and looked at the width of her hips: "No, you are a woman." ”"Man, just like you."
The warhead hugged his arm and blew a bubble again: "It's normal for me to be male and love women, but professors and teachers keep saying that I'm a woman, which is annoying." ”Su Ming didn't want to argue over other people's personal issues, as long as people were useful, it didn't matter what kind of illness she had: "Well, it's good if you're happy." ”The warhead touched his hair: "Okay, uncle, what's the matter with you?"
If it's okay I'll be off work before Wade returns, Xavier Academy's Christmas party is about to begin. ”"Wade got an order to kill Santa, you know?"
Su Ming took out a cigarette and gave her a cigarette, seeing that she directly lit the fire with her fingers, it was very pleasant."
You know, in all fairness, although Santa Claus is a triple identity of Christianity, Norse mythology, and mutants, he will definitely be disgusted to death by Deadpool."
The warhead expertly blew out a puff of green smoke, which was dispersed by the cold wind that came from outside the hole.Su Ming nodded, the intelligence ability of the warhead is also good, the information is quite well-informed, from a certain point of view, it is really good for Wade to choose her as a secretary."
So Wade asked me for help, and we planned to find a good boy and ambush the chimney of the good boy's house" Oh?
Don't you kill him?
That guy took a deposit. ”The warhead replied indifferently, she had already started to pack her things, and there was a pink gift box behind her, which seemed to be a gift for Xue Xu.Su Ming nodded, and handed the warhead a bottle of wine: "Wade plans to fight back and kill those bear children for Santa Claus, so as to negotiate terms with the old man." ”The negative sonic boy warhead was not polite at all, he took the bottle and drank it, but it was not for nothing, and he spoke a lot more politely: "Then what are your plans, big brother?"
It can't just be messing around with stinky shit, right?
”"I'm on vacation, so I'll take a look."
Su Ming did think so, of course, it would be nice to see what Santa's gifts were.Bullet sat sideways on the table, holding his motorcycle helmet and gift box, and tucked the wine bottle into the inside pocket of his coat: "I don't know what Deadpool is going to do, but it doesn't matter if I don't make it to Christmas, just remind him to pay me a salary." ”"Do you know any good boys?
The kind of the world's first Virgin Mary is the best. ”Su Ming asked."
Spider-Man."
The warhead gave a direct answer, holding the gift box and walking to the door: "He is the biggest Virgin White Lotus, sometimes I watch the news, he doesn't kill those damn people, and my fingers itch when I see it." ”"He's an adult, not a child."
Su Ming glanced at the calendar hanging on the wall, shook his head and motioned for the warhead to think of another one."
Then you will come with me to Xavier Academy, and let the professor use the brainwave amplifier to directly help you locate Santa Claus."
The warhead gave another idea, and she had already pulled the door open.Su Ming stood up and shook his head with a smile, winking at her: "But that's not fun, is it?"
Do you know why rich people fly helicopters when hunting, and they also have to bring a hunting dog?
”The negative sonic boy warhead showed a playful smile: "Darkness, just like air-dried avocados usually say, you are so dark." ”She likes it though.Deathstroke is much cooler than Deadpool, and he is generous, and the cigarettes and alcohol he sells are all good things."
Let's go, you go with your girlfriend, I'll go find Wade's body."
Su Ming took the door of the office, and he didn't need to lock it, there was nothing valuable in it, and he didn't even know how many hands the telephone at the reception was: "What else does Wade usually tell you about me?"
”The bullet buckled his helmet, raised his middle finger to Jimmy in the shop outside the door, and left in a hurry: "He said that you have always coveted his beauty, and every time he sees you, he will deliberately protect his chrysanthemum." ”"Huh, what else?"
Su Ming pulled out the Godslayer and turned it into a sewer dredger, thought about it, and changed it to a hand-cranked drill."
He also said that you are the New Century Grande, who is obviously rich to death, but he doesn't give him flowers, so that he can struggle on the death line of hunger."
The warhead did not hesitate to betray Wade, he couldn't die anyway.Or an electric drill, the kind of long drill used for mining, Su Ming pinched his chin: "What else?"
”He added, "Perhaps because of the alcohol, the warhead appears to be very talkative, and almost repeats all the bad things Wade usually says behind his back."
A few minutes later, Su Ming followed the direction of the trajectory and found Deadpool who was wriggling like a caterpillar on the street, because the landing was too hard, his bones were broken, and he could only move slowly like a boneless worm.And just as he was thinking about it and cursing the sonic boy warhead in a flash, the light of the Godslayer illuminated the dark alley and his little eyes."
Cousin?
Woo woo, you're finally here, I just fell into the ditch and finally came out, and I'm covered in Xiang, come and help me. ”"Oh?
Hehehe" The golden light skyrocketed instantly, and the red one-eyed streaked a long trajectory in the dark alley.People in the nearby streets only heard a scream in the darkness that did not fit the spirit of the festival."
Ya Butterfly!"