Su Ming looked at the buildings on both sides of the street like a tourist, and New York a few decades later, there was really a dark energy, and the smell in the night was like Gotham.Deadpool followed him, slitting his intestines with a knife and throwing it on the ground.Just now, Deathstroke used Deadpool's neck as a spool, pulled out all the cancerous intestines and wrapped them around it, and tied several dead knots, and now Wade had some difficulty in speaking.
“Why？”
He asked the question with difficulty, not knowing why his cousin strangled himself with his intestines and stirred his stomach with a large whisk.Su Ming, who was walking in front, didn't reply, and said in a relaxed tone: "Just try to see if I can kill you, you were seriously injured just now, I thought it was a good opportunity, if I can strangle you with my intestines, don't you have to go to Santa Claus?"
”"Oh."
Deadpool nodded, simply cut off his head with a knife, straightened out his intestines, and put his head back in, with a somewhat grateful expression: "Cousin, you really still love me, but the process is too painful, and I still haven't died." ”"It's okay, we have a chance, just try it slowly."
Su Ming's steps were very relaxed, and the sewage outlet on the side of the street was steaming faintly hot: "Let's go to Spider-Man next, you first find a car wash to rinse yourself." ”Wade looked left and right, saw an automatic car wash, he used a gun to break the door lock, went into the engine, and then walked into the movable jungle formed by the big brush, turned his head in a no-man's direction, and muttered in a low voice: "Audience friends, my cousin actually said that he was going to see Peter, should I let him go?"
My cousin is too dark, Peter's brain is not very good, and his resistance is poor, in case the dark virus infects Peter, in order to prevent the little spider from becoming a zombie, I'm afraid I can only kill Brother Dutch.What?
You said that the death knell was abusing me just now?
Because the negative sonic love to hit the small report warhead betrayed me?
Of course I know, but a handsome person like me always needs to pretend to be confused, otherwise the lumbar spine and kidneys will not be able to stand it. ”The hairy roller brushes came from all directions with great force, and Wade flew up and down in a sea of foam of detergents like a flat boat.He sighed, put on a reclining Buddha-like posture and was slowly sent to the end by the conveyor belt: "My cousin is that kind of person, I tell the truth, he sees his shortcomings but never corrects them.Alas, forget it, after all, you can't force it, and I'm the only one in the world who is so flawless. ”Coming out of the assembly line, Wade shook his body like a wild dog after swimming."
There was a barrage just now that my cousin can actually easily lock the location of Santa Claus?
Actually, I can too, but wouldn't that be fun?
”Under the red and black mask, a smile appeared on Wade's pizza face: "Actually, I only need to find Domino to join the team, and I can find Santa Claus on the street, but do you know why rich people go to climb mountains and bring chefs?""
What are you talking to yourself?"
Hurry up!
”Su Ming saw Wade standing outside the car wash and dancing, as if he had been electrocuted, and let out a weird laugh, and shouted helplessly."
Here we go!"
Wade jumped up and down to his cousin like a little girl, turned his head and whispered: "Audience friends, click on a wave of attention, double click 666 to make me better, first of all, today's live broadcast content is my and my cousin's Christmas, don't go away, don't say I'm dark, I'm a sunny man!"
”This year's Christmas is not too cold, the little girl who is supposed not to sell matches will freeze to death next to the garbage bin, the city is brightly lit, and the two people walking on the road can still hear the laughter and music coming from the residential buildings from time to time.Queens is slightly better than Brooklyn, at least the trees on the streets are lit up and the streets are brighter at night.Wade had a large snowball in his hand, tinkering with it to make it look rounder, a Christmas gift he was going to give to the little spider."
Slade, we're here."
Su Ming raised his head and looked at the small second floor in front of him, this was Peter's home, even across the road, he could smell some delicious dishes.Of course, it would be better if Deadpool wasn't around, and now he doesn't have any appetite at all."
Their family looks like they're eating."
Su Ming could see a corner of the restaurant on the first floor, where shadows were shaking under the yellowish light."
Mei cooks very well."
Deadpool didn't raise the bar this time, he reached out and grabbed Su Ming, and the two hid behind the bushes in front of Peter's house, and the stairs covered their figures."
Have you eaten?"
Su Ming glanced at him, it was impossible for Spider-Man to eat with Deadpool, and Little Peter was not the kind of hero with particularly strong willpower."
No, but you see who it is."
Wade lowered his voice and pointed in the direction of the gate.I saw that Aunt Mei just sent someone out, the middle-aged man was wearing an exquisite handmade suit and a mustache that was ecstatic, but the whole person was not serious at first glance."
Even though I'm busy, millions of dollars a minute, it's not impossible to stay for dinner, after all, I like Peter too, he's a good boy."
Although the middle-aged man said this, his two eyes stared at Mei like light bulbs, and he was about to emit light.The corners of the young version of Aunt Mei's mouth twitched, but she still maintained her ladylike demeanor: "No need, Mr.
Stark, you'd better spend Christmas Eve with your girlfriends." ”"Well, Peter, if you want a step-uncle at any time, remember to call me."
Tony didn't dwell on it, he winked at Peter and raised his hand to make a phone call."
Hehe" Peter stood behind Aunt May, and at this point he only smiled dryly, he didn't want any step-uncle at all, and he hadn't even heard of the word stepunce.It seems that Iron Man, a playboy, has set his sights on his Aunt Mei, what should I do?
After eating, you have to check it on the Internet as soon as possible.Tony didn't care either, he never cared about other people's eyes, he showed a smile that he thought was chic to May, then turned around and went down the steps, stood on the side of the road and said, "Friday, activate the armor." ”I saw the nano armor flow out of the skin of his body, quickly forming pieces of armor plates and mechanical structures, and assembling a complete iron man with a click, and then Tony breathed fire on the soles of his feet, and his hands were full of girlish expressions at his sides, flying into the night sky.Seeing Iron Man disappear, Aunt Mei's face fell, and she poked Peter's head with her fingers: "I have no objection to you being a superhero, but you are not allowed to learn from him?"
If you become a scumbag too, I'll cut ties with you!
”"I see, Auntie, but Iron Man is a hero, and he saved our world."
Peter curled his neck very honestly and turned back into the house.May closed the door, perhaps because of the cold wind, maybe because of Tony's greasy feeling, which gave her goosebumps on her arms.She quickly touched the back of her hand and blew up like a cat: "Don't argue for the scumbag." ”"I don't, Auntie."
Peter hurriedly waved his hand: "Rich playboy or something, the most annoying." ”"Well, good, then let's prepare for dinner, go wash our hands, we all shake hands with him and need to disinfect."
May rubbed Peter's head, and her expression softened, after all, it was Christmas Eve, and she couldn't be disturbed by a Stark with a teddy.Her hand was on Peter's shoulder, and the two of them left the room, the footsteps fading away."
Fake, it's clear that I'm the one who saved the world, but this guy Iron Man has taken my credit again, and he owes me commissions, so I have to kill him."
Wade jumped out of the bushes, pulled out the knife he was carrying behind his back, and looked up to discern the direction Tony had left."
What about his contract with you?
Let me see. ”Su Ming stood up from behind the bushes and held out his hand towards Wade.Wade lowered his head and looked at the footprints on the snow on the ground, and said to him: "That's it anyway, verbal agreement, yes, verbal agreement, you know, right?"
”Su Ming's eyes became sharp, and he saw the truth: "He didn't hire you at all, right?"
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”"Yes, didn't I go to the Avengers and find out what time machine they were working on, and I said that the time machine only needs a DMC12 sports car with a super engine, and they didn't believe it, and they didn't even want to pay attention to me.That's why I said I can handle Thanos, you guys are scum.And the iron man replied without raising his head at the time, and said that you can get it, and I will give you money if you can get it, cousin, do you say this is an agreement?
”Wade said aggrievedly, the white eyes on his mask looking listless.Su Ming tilted his head and thought for a while: "This sounds like what can you do I do a handstand and pull a fly, or you can do it I go to Fake to the fifth gear electric fan, it's purely a mouthful, but I support you to ask for a salary, the salaries of our mercenaries can't be in arrears, and it's not easy to come by a few million." ”Deadpool's little eyes bent into a crescent moon, and he was happy: "Iron Man's weakness is women, I have a nice blonde wig, and I just have a chiffon dress in my pocket, I can dress up as a woman to hook him up and stab him while he is having spring with me!"
Well!
And so it turned out for him. ”As he spoke, Wade danced excitedly, and the twin knives reflected a bright light in the moonlight.Su Ming looked at Wade with the same gaze as an imbecile: "Don't you have a plan with a more feasible one?"
All he had to do was see the wig, "Well, that's a problem, why don't you try it?"
”Wade tilted his head."
Huh."
Su Ming smiled but said nothing."
Cousin, your hand slipped again?"
Wade looked down at the gaping hole in his stomach, where the Godslayer was transforming back into a scimitar from an ice cream rounder."
No, this time it's my weapon, and it slipped on its own."
Su Ming approached the window, bleeding from behind the windowsill of Deadpool.