Although there were only two people in the family, May still made a large table of dishes, and not only that, but she also opened a bottle of red wine to drink for herself, and a bottle of vigorous drink for Peter.Usually she didn't allow Peter to drink too many carbonated drinks, because she had heard that drinks affected development, and Peter was still a child and was growing up.The two didn't know what they were talking about, anyway, Su Ming only saw Mei laughing and crying, as if she was very emotionally unstable.Deadpool's self-healing speed has always been a mystery, sometimes fast, sometimes very slow, as if he can decide it himself, he has now healed himself, and he has changed into a new uniform, tiptoed to Su Ming's side, and also poked his head out on the windowsill to peep."
Peter's luck is that he has such a beautiful aunt."
He whispered with some emotion: "I have been in an orphanage for as long as I can remember, and the most beautiful woman I have ever seen was Grandma Asari, who was cleaning at the time, and she was not yet eighty years old. ”"Haven't you seen your parents?"
Su Ming also asked in a low voice, because the relationship between Wade and himself seems to be a brother by default by the world, but what is the bloodline?"
Let's go back and see my origin story together, superheroes like me have origin stories, you have the Time Gem, I have the Teleportation Belt, as long as you can't see it yourself."
Wade heard his cousin's inquiry, and he had another idea.He concluded that he had an origin story, and if he read it, wouldn't he know who his parents were?"
Sounds good, when we settle the Santa Claus thing, I'll go with you."
Su Ming nodded and put his gaze back on the restaurant.There are advantages and disadvantages to engaging in surveillance with Wade's chatter.The good thing is that he talks a lot of nonsense, and he definitely won't be boring, but the bad thing is that it's too easy to expose, and Peter's spider sense almost senses the presence of the two several times, and they can only retract their heads back and forth on the windowsill like gophers.She definitely can't let May see the two of them, she even hates Iron Man so much, let alone the indistinguishable Deadpool and Deathknell, she definitely doesn't want Peter to play with these two.The meal was eaten for about half an hour, and then May went to wash the dishes, while Peter went back upstairs to his room to play on the computer."
Let's go, let's go up."
Su Ming grabbed Wade's neck, and the two slowly floated to the second floor and got in through the open window.Peter's genetically mutated is not afraid of the cold, and to be honest, his room should indeed be breathable.The room was a mess, almost all sixteen or seventeen-year-old boys, the smell of sweat, the smell of feet, the smell of hormones, even the cold wind could not completely dispel these smells.Wade also stepped on a skateboard as he climbed in through the window, and thanks to a smelly sock that caught the wheel, he would have fallen.There were posters on the walls of the room, either movie posters or superheroes, and Su Ming also saw Steve's new burger commercial, and the black and yellow W letters took up a large area.At this time, Peter didn't notice the two people who came in through the window, he was typing on the desk computer wholeheartedly, Su Ming and Wade walked behind him lightly and peeked, only to see him asking a question on an Internet message board."
A pervert has his eye on my aunt, what should I do?
Waiting online, it's in a hurry. ”Peter shook his head and typed cracklingly: "No, the police can't take care of it, he's still in the harassment stage, there is no evidence, by the way, the pervert is still super rich." ”The previous person stopped talking, and it would be difficult for the other party to be too rich.But then another person made another suggestion: "Do you love your aunt?"
”"Of course love, she is the most important person to me."
Peter typed without thinking."
Then you can ask if the pervert is interested in you, and you can sacrifice yourself to save your aunt."
The other party also replied quickly.Peter's expression became very strange, a little helpless, and a little crying and laughing: "I am a man." ”The other party's message also popped up immediately: "Isn't it good for men?"
”"Hiss" Peter took a breath of cool air, although he knew that everyone on the Internet had it, but did he encounter a pervert so quickly?
He hesitated for a long time, and slowly typed a line of words in his choice: "Thank you for your suggestion, but I still can't accept it, is there anyone else who can do it?"
”A moment later, another person's answer popped up on the screen: "I don't even want to eat the skin of her feet and say I love her?"
You're sorry, I sent the wrong channel, gt; t;。
”Peter rolled his eyes, who are these people?
The next many replies are completely crooked, some people care about Peter's sexual orientation, others say that there is no picture and no truth, they want to see the photos of their aunt, and some are simply fooling.There are many suggestions made, but they are mostly nonsensical.I really don't know why these people are so idle on Christmas Eve, probably not life is like this, right?
Peter communicated with others in front of the computer for a long time, but he didn't have a useful idea, he turned off the computer in a little frustration, and tilted his head back in the chair "Ah!!
”Then he saw Deadpool and Deathstroke standing behind him, and both of them were fully armed, Peter lost his center of gravity and fell backwards, and the chair fell, and he was nimble enough to jump up, but he was also frightened and screamed."
Oooo ”"It's okay!
Auntie, I just accidentally fell over the chair, I'm fine. ”Peter looked at Deadpool angrily, suddenly appeared in someone else's house, behind someone else, I don't know that people are scary, scared to death?
Deadpool actually took a shower today?
There's no body smell anymore?
I didn't even realize it.The smart May didn't give up, she twisted the doorknob, but Peter went online to consult about the harassment of his aunt, so naturally he locked the door, otherwise how embarrassing would it be for her to see it?
However, at this time, the locked door made Aunt Mei suspicious for a while: "Open the door, Peter." ”Peter knew that the two men must have come in through the window, so he immediately went to hold the window and let them out, but when he was nervous, his hand slipped, and the window fell and closed, and could not be opened.Seeing that the way was blocked, Peter pushed Deadpool and Death Knell again, and pointed to the bottom of the bed, Aunt May hated not Iron Man, but Deadpool.Deadpool lifted the sheets, but there was no room for two people to the west of the bed.Peter pouted and pushed the two of them towards the closet, but when they opened it, it was also full of garbage."
Peter?
Did you do something bad?
Open the door. ”Mei leaned on the door and listened to the movement inside."
Here we are."
Peter pushed the two of them into the bathroom again, but unfortunately, there was a bicycle in the bathtub of the bathroom, and there was still no way to hide people.However, by this time, May had already opened the door with the key and walked in, and Peter quickly flashed half of his body, put his hand on the bathroom door frame, and assumed a posture that he thought was natural."
Auntie, I said I'm fine."
Smiling at his aunt, Peter pushes Deadpool to hide inside.Deadpool, on the other hand, was a little itchy to the touch because of the sensitivity of the new flesh after healing, which made Peter worry that Deadpool would jump out to greet May, so he pushed and shoved faster.Aunt Mei narrowed her eyes, looked at the black computer screen, reached out and touched the monitor, slightly hot.Look at Peter standing at the door of the bathroom, his expression is so unnatural, he still covers the lower half of his body with the door frame, and his shoulders are constantly moving, as if he is throwing something in his hand into the toilet.She understood.She blushed a little, then shook her head and sighed helplessly, "You've grown up too, Peter, but you know moderation?"
I'm gone, you clean up yourself. ”Peter: "???
”"It's all the fault of adolescent hormones, I haven't failed in my child's education, it's all the fault of hormones" Before Peter could say anything, Aunt May was already muttering to herself, turned around and went downstairs.Of course, she did not forget to close the door.Peter walked out of the bathroom like a deflated ball, slumped on his bed, looking helpless, and after a while he jumped up with a carp, pointed at Deadpool and began to squirt quietly."
It's all your fault!
What are you doing with this nasty guy suddenly appearing at my house?
It's Christmas Eve, can't you just let me go?
I was misunderstood by my aunt, who must have thought I was in" In the middle of speaking, little Peter blushed, the word was a little indescribable, but his eyes were wide open, as if he was going to swallow Deadpool alive.Deadpool walked out of the bathroom with his hands raised and a passionate samba dance, and went to Peter's bed on his own, neither of them disliking the other.I saw Deadpool lying with Erlang's legs crossed, his hands on his head and knowing that you are seventeen years old and still a virgin man, but your little girlfriend Michelle Jones should not exist in the first place, she was given to you by the editor, copied from CU, do you understand what I'm talking about?
Yes, you are destined to be a virgin for a few years. ”"What nonsense are you talking about?
See I don't tear your mouth apart, MJ is a good girl, I didn't want to do that kind of thing with her, you are not allowed to say that about her. ”Peter blushes and jumps on Deadpool and fights with him.In fact, Peter is very measured, when Spider-Man is calm, the strength of his arms is about 20 tons, and when he is emotional, he will increase exponentially, and he can do things like stopping trains and lifting planes, which is much more powerful than Deadpool.But now the two are in a mess, rolling around on the bed, and neither is hurt.Deadpool punched Peter's small punch with a small fist, and his mouth didn't stop: "MJ is right, but it shouldn't be Michelle Jones, it's not Michael Jackson, it's Mary Jane, do you know I threw up when I heard your girlfriend was called Michelle?"
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I thought you were in a relationship with Madam Former Secretary of State. ”"You still say?
Eat my trick monkey stealing peaches!
I don't know any Mary Jane, it must be your nonsense to make up some name to laugh at me, and then look at this trick crow flying!
Spider Yo-Yo!
Family bucket!
”The little spider's mouth is not inferior to Deadpool, and because of the strength that prevails, he immediately gives Deadpool a set of combos with both hands."
Ah!!
hDeadpool let out a scream, but he wouldn't admit defeat, if he lost to such a kid, how could he raise his head in front of his cousin?"
It's amazing, but I'm going to fight back, and you've never heard of my tricks!"
Deadpool snapped his wrist and got out of Spider-Man's grip: "Konoha Secret Ninjutsu Thousand Years of Killing!"
Beidou comes fresh!
100,000 volts!
”"Ah!!
hSpider-Man also let out a scream, and he said in a trembling voice, "You actually use a taser and stuff snowballs into my clothes?
You cheat!
”With that, Peter knocked the taser out of Deadpool's hand, turned him over, and slapped him like a drum.But at this moment, the door of Peter's room slowly opened, and outside the door was Aunt May, whose eyes were blank and numb, and she still held in her hand the half bottle of drink that Peter had not finished at dinner.She had come to bring Peter a drink, thinking that maybe Peter would be willing to talk about the past after finishing up, but she didn't expect to see such a crazy scene after opening the door, she already had a little brain short-circuit.The two of them, who were still playing on the bed, froze suddenly, their heads turned to the door little by little like rusty screws."
Auntie, it's not what you think, I can explain" Peter quickly jumped up and pulled up his pants that had been pulled loose by Deadpool.Mei took a deep breath and a blackened smile appeared on her face, "Peter, and Mr.
Deadpool, can you go downstairs and talk to the living room?"
”Deadpool also stood up, tightening his belt as well, "That Ms.
Parker, I guess there was some misunderstanding?"
”"Now!"
Mei dropped a sentence and stared at him."
Cousin?"
Deadpool let out a silent cry in his heart, he wanted to seek Su Ming's help, at least not to let himself be mistaken for a, because Peter is too friendly, and often Spider-Man is the one who seems the most basic.But all he saw was a black and yellow one-eyed mask, slowly shrinking back in the bathroom door