"Really, you nasty mercenaries are everywhere, hurry up and say what information you need, I should leave work after I give it to you."
Natasha walked with a catwalk, the expression on her face impatient, but she crossed her arms and tapped the fingers of one hand rhythmically on her other elbow, secretly conveying a message completely different from the words.It seems that there are not only sensors on the roof, but also listening equipment, and this is not the place to talk.Su Ming nodded: "It's like I heard just now, we need Santa's home address, and nothing else." ”"Wait here, don't go downstairs."
Natasha said something as she pressed her headphones, then turned to leave."
Shall we go down?"
Wade leaned over to ask as he put his dislocated arm on his shoulder, his expression could be seen through the mask.Before Su Ming could reply, Spider-Man grabbed his clothes: "Do you think this is a winter vacation study trip?"
We're pressed for time, and I don't think any troublemakers like you are welcome at S.H.I.E.L.D., like you're barred from most museums. ”"I'm sad to talk about this, those damn curators have deprived me of a piece of fun, virgin men like you will never know how many single hot moms will be in the museum with their kids, oh my god, they're so wild, their legs can break the bison's spine, and that slightly chubby, mature body, suck" The eyes on Deadpool's mask turned crescent-shaped, and there was a wet patch near the corner of his mouth."
Yikes!
Disgusting!
Did you know that this is irresponsible?
”Spider-Man glared at him in disgust, and took the initiative to distance himself from Deadpool, even if Wade didn't have any smell on his body today, he still had a sense of uncleanness.If there really is a fallen devil, it is probably black and red, right?"
Can responsibility be eaten?
Being a man is only interesting when you do what you want, why are you so serious?
Hee-hee-hee" Deadpool jumped up to Peter, squeezing his fingers under Peter's armpit, trying to make him smile.Unexpectedly, he suddenly received a punch from his cousin on the top of his head, knocking him in a big shape into the snow on the rooftop."
Don't be a clown, you're not as crazy as he is."
Wade rolled over and lay on the snow, and the shattered skull healed at a high speed: "But I'm better than him, aren't I?"
I have 100,000 Twitter followers and he doesn't. ”Su Ming withdrew his fist and looked at the scenery with his hands behind his back: "Gotham has a population of 8 million, and the clown can incite half of them, and he often appears on news programs, what about you?"
Not even a TV commercial. ”"That's a problem, I've got to shoot an ad for my office and make me think," Wade said, pinching his chin and thinking.Peter tilted his head to the side: "Why don't I understand what you're talking about?"
Who is the Joker?
”"The Joker is my cousin's best friend, because darkness and madness are always with you, young man, like I made you."
Deadpool immediately gave up thinking, jumped up from the ground, hooked Peter's shoulders with a smile, and began to instill strange thoughts in his ear: "Actually, it's easy for you to want to be dark, put your spider silk launcher on your belt, and send your crotch forward hard every time you fire, this is the beginning of imitating spiders, how can any spider spit silk with his hands?"
”"Fuck off, I'm not a real spider, and the action you said is so lewd, do you know that I'm still a child, do you still have a little humanity?"
Peter's eyes lit up from Deadpool's arm, and he pinched his chin and looked behind Peter: "Who isn't a baby?"
Actually, it's not bad for you to put a spider silk launcher on a chrysanthemum, and there are many people like you who think that spider silk comes out of them. ”"If anything does come out of me, I'll deliver it to you."
Peter still can't take Deadpool seriously, and he wants to argue with him for some reason, which is funny.So after a while, he and Deadpool got into a fight again, and the two had a snowball fight on the rooftop."
Is this Santa Claus?
I don't believe it. ”Natasha brought the target's home address, so the trio said goodbye to her and quickly rushed somewhere within the Arctic Circle in Greenland.In the midst of a white icy snow, there is a wooden hut, warm lights shine through the windows, green smoke rises from the chimney, everything looks ordinary and warm.But when the three of them came out of the window to see what was going on, they saw a skinny old man in a shorts vest sitting on the sofa, squinting and holding the wine bottle and continuing to pour wine into his mouth, while injecting something into his thigh with a syringe, his face flushed abnormally.It's the kind of unhealthy emaciation with a big belly, but very thin limbs.The floor next to the couch was full of empty bottles, and the flames in the fireplace not far away were licking a large pile of pillboxes and bottles, which crackled in the flames.Peter feels that all three views are shattered, and the legendary Santa Claus is not only extremely decadent, an alcoholic and addict, but also has a problem taking drugs.So he immediately wondered if the three of them had been deceived by S.H.I.E.L.D., and raised questions to Deadpool and Deathstroke."
They don't dare to lie to my cousin, this must be Santa Claus himself, but it turns out that I have always been wrong about the standard of a good child?
If I were to use him as a benchmark, I wouldn't be good enough. ”Wade also lay on the windowsill and whispered while peeping: "I said how to bring a big gift bag to work with a negative sonic lace side bullet today, it turned out that it was given to her by Santa Claus, damn it." ”"Pay attention to the words, no one can say Santa Claus should die."
Peter retorted quietly."
Do you think you're Captain America?
Besides, look at him like this, Santa Claus like this, I can find a dozen in the sewers of New York. ”Deadpool whispered back.Looking at Santa Claus in the room, who had stuffed a large handful of various pills into his mouth and swallowed them with wine, Peter was speechless.Su Ming shrank down from the windowsill, turned over with his back against the wall, and sat on the snow: "Something is wrong, have you noticed it?"
”"I haven't seen anything right since I got here, can you send me home?
I had to wonder if I should tell my aunt what was going on with Santa Claus. ”Peter sat down with his head bowed.Wade was no exception, and he sat down as well, but he was reminded by his cousin that he did find a blind spot.He just turned his brain and eyes too fast, and he would pass over the clues if he was not careful, but as long as someone reminded him, he could react almost immediately, which gave him the opportunity to laugh at the little spider: "I found something wrong, you didn't, alas, this is really the gap between children and adults." ”Peter immediately sneered: "It was obviously discovered by your cousin, but now it has become your discovery, and you are estimated to be the thickest skinned mercenary in the world." ”"Alright, be serious, now it's a mission."
Su Ming intervened to separate the two: "First of all, Santa's reindeer and sleigh are gone, the reindeer always smell on them as a beast, and there is nothing here except the smell of wind and snow." ”Wade also stretched out a finger and said with some smugness: "Yes, and there is not a single gift in the house, Santa's bag is left behind the sofa, but it is deflated inside." ”"So, it's true, there should have been a lot of dwarfs preparing gifts for him, but now it looks like he's alone."
Peter also found blind spots.Su Ming affirmed the statement of the two, he took off his face armor, played a cigarette and put it in his mouth: "Santa Claus was injected with insulin just now, he should have diabetes."
And there are not many cases where you can take such a large number of medicines, I looked at those boxes that burned halfway, which should be vitamins and calcium tablets.Living in a place like the Arctic Circle, it is easy to suffer from vitamin deficiency, coupled with the polar day and night phenomenon, it is normal for the elderly to be deficient in calcium. ”"Che, I thought it was cocktail therapy, and if Santa Claus had cancer, I would be able to sell it to the newspaper."
Wade was a little disappointed, as a cancer patient, he also used to take a handful of pills and keep losing his hair.Peter rubbed his hands together and rolled over the window to peek in, and he rubbed off some of the snowflakes that landed on Deadpool's mask, making Wade's nose tickle a little.After a closer look, Peter touched his head and shrank back with some embarrassment."
So, I misunderstood him?"
Su Ming patted Peter's shoulder and shook his head: "Not necessarily, we live in a world where hearing is virtual and seeing is also false, maybe those boxes and bottles are just disguises, and there are high medicines inside." ”Deadpool: "Ah" Peter was thinking about everything, and he could feel his frown even through the mask, "But it's true that he's drinking too much, is he in trouble?"
”"Not necessarily, those bottles may just be orange juice mixed with water, and his unusually red face is due to the bursting of subcutaneous capillaries, which is a common disease in the cold zone."
Su Ming once again denied the little spider's opinion.Deadpool: "Ah" Peter nodded helplessly, he had learned something from the two mercenaries, and sometimes what he saw was still not the truth.It reminded him of his past patrols, and once at night he saw a man in a dark alley who seemed to be using force on a woman, and the woman let out a piercing scream.So Peter went down and beat the man violently, and then tied him up with spider silk to take him to the police station.As a result, the woman came up and slapped him, because she and her boyfriend wanted to play cosplay and only came out in the middle of the night, and their good interest was ruined by Spider-Man.Peter was embarrassed and helpless, so he could only leave in disgrace.I just experienced it in the past but didn't think about it carefully, but now it seems that we should pay more attention to observation in the future and don't jump to conclusions."
I see, thank you, Mr.
Wilson."
He nodded at Su Ming and patted the snowflakes on his shoulders.Su Ming lowered his head and lit a cigarette, then raised his head, looked at the night sky with a long look, slowly exhaled the smoke, and showed a melancholy smile full of mature temperament: "Peter, you have to remember that everything is false, everything is allowed, as long as you remember this, you will become a qualified thorn hero." ”"What was the word that started with A?
I didn't hear you. ”Peter tilted his head and asked again.Deadpool: "Ahhh ”"AhhThe position of the nose on the red and black mask instantly moistened two pieces, he inhaled harder, the wet area seemed to be smaller, he raised his fingers to rub his nose, and gave a thumbs up to Peter: "It's finally out, it's so cool." ”However, Santa Claus, who heard the movement in the house, had already picked up a double-barreled shotgun from the side of the sofa and walked towards the door.