In fact, Santa Claus has nothing for Su Ming to look at, his abilities are not used for fighting, and there are no valuable treasures at home.But out of the principle that mercenaries don't do day work, Su Ming still signed a contract with him, asking his toy factory to produce a part of Captain America's peripheral toys for free, 1 million sets per year.In the future, when you go to a fast-food restaurant owned by Wilson Enterprises, as long as you order a children's menu, you may receive a miniature soldier toy from Captain America.There are hundreds of different looks, such as Captain America in a World War II uniform with a mustache on his feet, Captain America who boxes with a red skull, and Captain America on a motorcycle in a leather jacket.Anyway, the children don't spend a few hundred dollars on their parents, and they don't want to collect all the sets, if they don't know what superhero licenses Wilson Enterprises have now, they should have produced on a larger scale.Wilson Enterprises had Steve's carte blanche in his hands, and at that time the contract deliberately confused the boundaries between Captain America and Steve's natural person, so even now, Steve still has to give Wilson Enterprises a platform and use the image of Captain America.Of course, Su Ming didn't do too much, the image of the captain is shared with the military, and the development of peripheral products is only genuine from Wilson Enterprises.There really can't be any oil and water from Santa Claus, and Su Ming can only sign a contract that beats Deadpool.He watched the contract burn and take effect under the witness of Emperor Weishan, and toasted to Santa Claus with satisfaction: "Okay, now you can't die, in fact, someone wants to protect you, but you didn't find out." ”"Huh?"
Santa's face was bitter, and he knew that Death Bell hadn't given all the information before signing."
Think about it, why did Deadpool come here with us so coincidentally?"
Su Ming smiled and drank, as if he was in some high-end drinking party, and after talking about business, his whole person seemed to have become a nobleman.It's the smile of a successful person."
Because Deadpool got the job to kill me?"
Santa Claus recalled, his wrinkled hands fumbling with the armrests of the couch, where there were some greasy reflections.Su Ming nodded, raised his wine glass and looked at the flames in the fireplace to observe carefully: "Yes, then the problem existed from the beginning, what kind of child can come up with fifty thousand dollars to hire Deadpool?"
Note that Deadpool doesn't have any new media ads, and his business comes from either acquaintances or newspaper coupons.And normal children don't read newspapers, and they can't contact the dark web to check the information of international mercenaries, so how did they contact Deadpool?
”"This" Santa Claus only came back to his senses under Su Ming's reminder, and sure enough, there are problems here, and life is full of pits.Su Ming patted him on the shoulder, took a sip of the wine glass, tasted the citrus taste in his mouth, and threw out a string of rhetorical questions: "There are more high-profile mercenaries than Deadpool, what imitation masters, white wolves, red lions, beetles, etc., I can cite hundreds of people, not to mention that the Hand and AIM also accept the hiring, why is it Deadpool?"
Because he's ugly?
Or is it because he smells bad?
Or is it a high asking price but a mission success rate of less than 50?
”Santa Claus took a deep breath: "Because he's your cousin, someone wants to drag you in." ”"Yes, Wade thought about it too, those kids were just going to send him and me to you tonight.But even after seeing through it, Deadpool still wanted money, so when he went to look for me, I knew it was a nuisance immediately. ”Su Ming said lightly, and at the same time took the initiative to pick up the good wine and pour himself another glass."
Why did they do that?"
Santa Claus frowned, his emaciated limbs trembling slightly, and he was a little restless.Now even the children are so dark, what's wrong with the world?
The mercenary just raised his head and drank the wine in his glass, and gently put the cup on the coffee table: "If all the children who spend Christmas turn into vampires, who do you say will lose the most?"
As a reminder, when the vampire transforms, the soul dissipates, and poops, disappears like a soap bubble, which is the price they pay for their endless lifespan. ”Santa's eyes widened, and he understood: "If these souls do not dissipate, after more than ten years, they will eventually become depraved or holy, dyed in various colors, and become valuable, and the souls of the earth basically belong to the major hell lords." ”"I don't know if you've heard of Lucius, the legend of the Devil's Son, some people will trade their unborn children with demons in exchange for money or some other things" Su Ming held the cross with his hand, also looking out of the door, Santa Claus had a serious expression, he didn't expect the demon to be involved."
Sons of demons, I know, these children are born demons, it is a way for demons to come to the main dimension, human bodies, demon souls, they will serve their masters, and various abilities allow them to harvest souls from a very young age.""
Yes, I guess it's a bunch of demon children who found Deadpool, $50,000 is a fantasy for the average kid, but not for demons.In a way, the master behind them also anticipated Deadpool's style of acting, so he hired Deadpool to kill you, in fact, to protect you. ”Su Ming moved his neck, the mask rose again, obscuring his face, and the voice became more like it came from the darkness."
It's strange that I'm protected by a demon?"
Santa Claus was a little distracted."
From my experience, there are only a few hell lords who have this kind of scheming.So I brought Spider-Man as an extra talisman to avoid some surprises, and the spider web itself is a sign of luck because there is no bait on the web. ”Su Ming shook his head, these are not the key: "I sensed the magic fluctuation, someone is coming." ”In fact, it was sensed by the Demon Floating Cloak, but what a drop in this way, anyway, if the cloak sensed it, it was sensed by the Supreme Mage.Santa Claus closed his mouth, the sound of the wind whistling outside the window, and the crackling sound of firewood in the fireplace, Su Ming walked to the door lightly, leaning against the wall and waiting quietly."
When, when, when."
A minute later, the sound of a knock on the door came in the night, and the rhythm was not hurried, and the person who knocked seemed to be very confident.It's like a nobleman going to a friend's house for a banquet, but there is no butler at the door, and the door is locked as if he forgot that the guest was coming.Then even if you are hungry, you must maintain the dignity of the nobles, and when you knock on the door, you must not be too heavy, and show that you do not lack a meal.But it can't be too light, too light to express your inner dissatisfaction.How to grasp this level is also part of the cultivation of the aristocracy, the more rude the other party is, the higher the level of the aristocracy must be.Su Ming shook his finger at Santa Claus silently, signaling him not to move, just look out the window.And a miserable white face really appeared on the window.Unlike living people, they don't need to breathe, so there is not a single bit of fog on the windows, allowing them to fully reveal their face.When it sees Santa Claus at home, it just smiles wickedly, then disappears into a cloud of black smoke.In fact, vampires don't smile, it's just a grinning expression with canine teeth at the corners of their mouths.It's just that it didn't see the death knell hiding in the darkness by the door, and was now tilting its head and staring at him with red one-eyed, close at hand.A few seconds later, something fell through the chimney, tear gas.Su Ming nodded, yes, vampires do have a rule that they must not enter, but not all vampires are so rigid, in short, as long as the owner of the house opens the door, they can enter justifiably, and they are not taboo at all.So there are policies and countermeasures, and the vampires have invented a lot of good methods.For example, throwing tear gas or grenades into chimneys or windows, using blood magic to manipulate insects and animals into the house to drive people out, or simply using mind magic to control humans to open doors, you can do it.They are just dressed like aristocrats, extravagant like aristocrats, but they are not really aristocrats, they are not even people.However, since Su Ming was present, the little trick of tear gas should not be taken out and played.Before the grenade in the furnace fire could spew smoke, Su Ming flew over directly, took it out of the fire, and threw it back down the chimney.I heard a smoke bomb that seemed to hit something, and there was a muffled sound, and then something rolled off the roof and fell into the snow with snowflakes, and only a black shadow flashed at the window, and everything returned to calm.After all, with his current strength, he threw a grenade out, if it wasn't for the vampire who was smashed, he would probably be dead at this moment.The knock on the door paused, as if stunned.A moment later, another vampire approached the window and peered into the room, a little more attentive than the previous one, looking at each window to make sure nothing was missed.But their actions were still expected by Su Ming, so as early as after throwing out the tear gas, Su Ming was like a spider, fixing himself in the corner of the ceiling, which was also a visual blind spot of several windows.So the vampires only saw Santa Claus still sitting on the couch with a gun on his lap, as if he was leisurely drinking.Is Santa Claus so strong?
How did you not know before?
But it doesn't matter, the tear gas can't be done, this time it's a defensive grenade, and after throwing it through the chimney, just find a lid to cover the chimney so that Santa Claus can't throw the thunder back.Santa Claus has to escape the room if he doesn't want to be blown up by a grenade, and no matter where he comes out of the door or window, it's not a safe area outside.So a few seconds later, a few small green melons fell through the chimney again.And Su Ming had already prepared, so he stretched out his hand above the flames and continued, and a few grenades just landed in his hands.After receiving the grenade, he shook his body, strangled the window next to the door, and threw the grenade not far from the door.I only heard the sound of explosions, a lot of intestines and stomach and other fragments, and the next moment it was covered with glass.