"Talked?"
The smell of alcohol filled the warm hut, the crackling of the fireplace kept ringing, and the reddened firewood slowly turned black, then white ash.Black to the extreme, in the eyes of others, it is white, and top villains are like that.Su Ming had already checked all the items inside the house, even Santa's bedroom was strangled and looked in, and found nothing else valuable, there were a lot of knick-knacks and small toys, and a lot of snacks and candies, but these were worthless.So Su Ming returned to the few people who were still communicating, and asked a few people knowingly.Wade moved his neck, feeling that the flesh and bones had grown, his paws buckled his nostrils through the mask, and said vaguely: "I can reluctantly accept the free mints that I have exchanged for a lifetime." ”Spider-Man jumped on the floor, his steps were light, and he didn't make a sound: "It's two hours until 12 o'clock here, we need to hurry." ”"Very well, let's start assigning tasks now."
Su Ming looked at Santa Claus sitting on the sofa, the old man's expression was a little strange now, maybe he was hiding something, but it didn't matter: "I'll help the old man take back the factory, Peter will go get the reindeer back, and Wade will go find Santa Granla." ”"Why is it so divided?"
Deadpool raised his hand like a schoolboy and asked, "I want to go to Rudolph, I heard that his nose is like a light bulb." ”"Because you have a strong personal charm, Granny Christmas is a woman after all, and you are more sure of dealing with women."
Su Ming explained very calmly, and he couldn't tell that it was nonsense at all.Wade nodded, making a strange noise: "It's true, suck" "Hey, what are you going to do to my wife?"
Especially you, Deadpool, don't hook up with my wife!
”Santa Claus jumped up from the couch and waved his fist in the air."
She ran away, didn't she?
Think about it first, even if I chase her back, how can you persuade her not to divorce you. ”Deadpool stretched out his hands, sat sideways on the armrest of the sofa, and his legs dangled in the air: "If you want me to say, this kind of thing is reluctant to come, the old doesn't come if the old doesn't come, the new doesn't come, I'll go find you a few young Irish beauties, okay?"
”Santa Claus hesitated, as if he was a little moved.On one side is a gray-haired old woman, and on the other side is an Irish golden cat, which "don't talk nonsense!
How could Santa Claus abandon his wife?
He is a role model for the children, and a white-headed couple will not be separated because of your simple provocation. ”Peter covered Deadpool's mouth and rubbed his head vigorously, denying Deadpool's previous claims as he spoke.Santa Clinker touched his white beard, slowly sat back on the sofa, patted Deadpool's thigh lightly with his hand, and whispered: "It's not impossible, I've had enough of that yellow-faced woman" Spider-Man seemed to lose his strength, his arms hung down weakly, Santa's words were too real, so real that he couldn't accept it.Deadpool smugly slapped Peter's hand away and threw a look at Santa Claus that a man understands: "Then I'm going to Ireland, huh?"
How many do you want?
Don't worry, I'll help you inspect the goods first. ”However, Santa Claus still grabbed his clothes and shook his head with difficulty: "No, I have thought about it, let's help me get the old woman back first, I have been with her since 1846, it is freezing outside, and it is very unsafe in the polar night." ”Wade sighed: "You're really not a man, you won't even choose the option of all, well, since you are the employer, I will listen to you." ”"Everything?
Don't listen to his nonsense. ”Peter immediately jumped out and said the opposite: "Protecting one's marriage is what a man should do, be responsible, do well!"
Santa Claus!
”Santa Claus waved his hand, closed his eyes in pain, and hurried to drink some wine to cure his heartache, he also wanted young and beautiful women, but public image must also be considered."
Don't call me Santa Claus all the time, call me grandpa."
He covered his heart and rolled on the sofa, but after saying this, he immediately said to Su Ming again: "That, the Supreme Mage just calls me Xiaosheng, hehe." ”Wade was often treated differently from Death Knell, and he was used to it, just holding a middle finger with his back to Santa Claus, then pushing open the door and walking away, along with a bottle of inferior wine.Although it is a little difficult to find someone on a snowy night, Wade is one of the top mercenaries, and so far, his commission to find cats has a 100% success rate.He strode out into the snow with his head held high and singing the Boy Scout song."
You also go, do you know what to do?"
Su Ming didn't participate in those useless conversations, just watched Spider-Man and Deadpool fight and fight, and when Deadpool left, he would also drive Peter away.Peter scratched his head, he didn't know what Deathknell's plans were, so he said honestly: "My spider armor can link to Stark Industries' satellites, if the reindeer are flying away on a sled, the satellites should be able to find them, but then I'm afraid I owe Mr.
Stark more" "In your opinion, borrowing satellites is a big deal, but for Tony, it's as simple as borrowing nail clippers, rich people, it's all a trivial matter, don't worry about borrowing it." ”Su Ming touched Spider-Man's head, this set of spider armor is really Tony's puppet, could he be monitoring the movement here?
Peter smiled bitterly, his family had always been poor, and he really couldn't understand what kind of mentality rich people had, but since Mr.
Wilson said so, there should be no mistake.So he quickly left the room and tried to find a better place to connect to the satellite.When the two of them were gone, only Su Ming and Santa Claus were left in the hut, and the atmosphere became a little more solemn.Both sides were looking at each other, and in the face of the heavily armed Supreme Mage, it was impossible for Santa Claus to say that he was not panicking.But Su Ming didn't give him too much chance to think crankily, and clapped his hands gently, as if applauding him: "Good job, Xiao Sheng, you may be able to hide it from the two of them, but you can't hide it from me." ”"Where is this, how dare I hide it from the Supreme Mage?"
Santa Claus laughed and tugged at his greasy vest."
Oh?
Didn't you?
You only said before that your factory was robbed, your wife ran away, and the reindeer ran away, what was the cause?
”Su Ming pulled out the god killer, and the white-gold weapon bloomed with a dazzling light: "Let me guess, in fact, you arranged for your wife and reindeer to take refuge, and the factory also took the initiative to give up, your sofa is facing the door, the gun is at hand, you have drunk a lot of wine, you have taken vitamins and a handful of antacids, you are very nervous, who are you waiting for?"
Who's going to deal with you?
”Santa Claus opened his mouth, his white beard squirmed twice, and finally his eyes closed, and he sighed long: "Sure enough, I can't hide it from you, it's worthy of the death knell, your cousin is far worse than you." ”Su Ming shook his head, his palm gently rubbed the sword body, and the lightning brought a crispy and numb feeling: "No, Wade already knows, he just wants to play with you and see what tricks you plan to play."
Although some people are full of nonsense, they know very well in their hearts, my cousin is such a person, he is called pretending to be confused, you are really confused. ”"Well, they are not destined to find my wife and the reindeer, and I have hidden them in a place of absolute secrecy and safety."
Santa Claus reached on the couch cushion himself and just poured a little.Su Ming took the wine glass unceremoniously: "Don't say it so absolutely, Xiao Sheng, Wade is the most unexpected mercenary, and there is nothing he can't do if he wants to do."
And Spider-Man's relationships are surprisingly good, and someone will always help him find it. ”"I didn't expect you guys to come, I thought," Santa Claus drank a little bitterly."
Thought it was a vampire?"
Su Ming turned the god killer in his hand into the shape of a giant cross, which can be regarded as a strange weapon."
How do you know?"
Santa Claus would have been really shocked, he himself obviously didn't say anything.Su Ming stood the cross at his feet, stretched out a finger and shook it gently: "There are so many clues that I don't bother to say them one by one, let's talk about the simplest."
Based on what is known, you judge that someone is going to deal with you, so you sit here and guard the door.But you have five other windows in your house, let alone nailing them with planks, and you don't even look in their direction, which means that you are sure that the other party will come in through the doorway.What kind of monster has a special obsessive-compulsive disorder and has to walk through the door to enter someone's house?
The answer is obvious, only the Bloods have such a problem, and it is a rule set by their ancestors that they must not enter. ”"Santa Claus was speechless, something that seemed ordinary and unremarkable was really seen by Deathbell.Su Ming ignored his complicated expression, but continued: "It's Christmas time, the winter in the Northern Hemisphere, the Arctic Circle has always been the polar night, vampires are not afraid of cold and heat, and the half-year-long polar night is a good opportunity for them to expand wildly, let me think, what could be faster than spreading blood-sucking parasites with Christmas gifts?"
You say, don't you?
When the children opened the present, a parasite suddenly flew into their laughing mouths, and the thought of it was a good plan. ”Santa Claus took a deep breath and nodded weakly, "Yes, those guys have approached me before and wanted me to assist in their plans, but how could I possibly agree with them to hurt those children?"
But as you know, they only intensified, threatening and intimidating me, and I had to hide all the gifts so that they could not find the time to do it, but today, with a few hours left, I have to go and deliver them, and this is their last chance. ”Su Ming nodded, this was all expected: "If it's a parasite, it's part of the Blood Clan's steam series plan, so I didn't eradicate the parasite back then?"
Then it's time to move on to V3 steam digestive tract bloodsampires.But it could also be a bloodsucking virus weapon from the Deadly Gangrene series, or a chemical hallucinogens from the Blood Sores series, there are many possibilities, but it doesn't matter, you watched me send Deadpool away without stopping them, presumably because you have a lot of confidence in me, the Supreme Mage, so you should know what I'm going to do next, right?
”Santa Claus covered his face and nodded slowly: "I know, you have to negotiate a condition with me." ”"Smart, I like smart people," a low laugh came from the room.