"Bump!"
Before Howard could say why, several people heard a muffled sound, as if a figure suddenly appeared on the road, was hit by their car, and then the car bumped up and down twice, indicating that the tire happened to run over the man.Su Ming covered his and Gin's wine glasses in an instant, not letting the wine spill out, and when Howard pulled over with a stiff expression, Deathstroke toasted Gin again: "Raise your glass, let's congratulate Howard on his murder." ”The goblets collided with each other and made a crisp sound, the golden wine shook out a halo, and Gin nodded at Howard with a smile: "Congratulations." ”The two bad guys drank the champagne from their glasses, and at the same time let out a pleasant gasp, as if the champagne had become sweet after Howard's murder.Howard pursed his lips vigorously and looked at the two of them with a dead fish-like gaze: "Really?
Congratulations to me because I hit someone?
Do you still have humanity?
”Su Ming put down the wine glass and patted his clothes very calmly: "That's because you don't know who you hit you, let's go, I'll accompany you to get out of the car and take a look." ”"No, you're dead now."
Howard loosened his seat belt and expressed his refusal, now that technology is getting more and more advanced, and the United States has satellites overhead, it is difficult to guarantee that the death knell will be seen."
It's okay, wouldn't it be nice if I changed my appearance?"
Su Ming said, strangulation flowed on the surface of his body, and within a few seconds, he was transformed into a different appearance.The new appearance is a middle-aged man with solid muscles and a tall body, with shiny hair combed and a beautiful black suit.Most obviously, he has a very sexy double chin, and he looks full of charm when he laughs.Howard's mouth grew big, and he shook his head for a while: "Although I know it's not strange that anything happened to you, but are you really human?"
”Su Ming pushed open the car door, and the cold wind on the street suddenly poured into the car.He tugged at his collar and rubbed his hands as if he was afraid of the cold: "Why do you ask?"
I'm just a normal human being. ”"Huh."
Howard knew that the death knell would not be explained anymore, so he could only follow and get out of the car, and the two walked to the man who was lying motionless on the ground more than ten meters away, not knowing whether he was alive or dead.The other man was wearing a hooded sweatshirt and was lying face down on the road, a large pool of blood flowing from under his body.There were also black marks left by two wheels on his clothes and pants, and the bones and flesh in the ruts were like tissue paper, indicating that the car had indeed pressed against him.Fortunately, this is the road leading from the city to Long Island, and Howard chose to take this road to send Su Ming home because of his lack of heart, so there are no cars passing by on the roadside except for farmland and seawalls.Su Ming tilted his head and looked at the corpse, snapping his fingers: "No one has seen it, good opportunity!"
We put him in the trunk and then transported him to Miami and dumped him in the swamp to feed the saltwater crocodiles. ”"No, it's all my fault."
Howard looked around, trying to see where there was a pay phone: "Call the police, I have to contact Jarvis, I can give some financial compensation to the victim's family Alas, I must invent a cordless phone that can be carried around, and now this is too inconvenient." ”"Is that all you want to be in the newspapers and on TV?
The famous billionaire Howard Stark drove a car and killed someone or something. ”Su Ming shook his head and stopped Howard, who was about to return to the car: "I don't know if you've ever heard of touching porcelain?"
Did this person hit the car on purpose?
”Howard didn't believe it, he rubbed his eyebrows vigorously and walked around anxiously: "I've heard of it, a kind of fraud."
But how could anyone voluntarily crash into my car?
This is a new car developed by Stark Industries this year, not to mention completely bulletproof, it weighs seven tons, and the engine used is 1000 horsepower. ”What compensation do you need for the dead?
There are few people in the world who can sacrifice their lives to facilitate their wives to bring money to remarry."
Your eyes are not good, you must have touched the porcelain, you see that he has not been broken, which means that he must have avoided at a critical moment."
Su Ming pointed to the corpse on the ground, the large characters in the pool of blood."
Come on, people's heads are crushed off, and this is not dead?"
Howard disagreed, and he planned to turn himself in sooner.Su Ming still pulled Howard and didn't let go: "I'll find someone to pour cement on him and throw him into the sea, it's always okay, right?"
”"Isn't this still a run away from the corpse?
I'll tell you, I'm Howard, I'm not that kind of person, I'm a good citizen with a sense of responsibility, okay?
”Howard struggled hard, but no matter how he jumped, he still couldn't shake off Su Ming's big hand.So the two of them danced in a circle as if hand in hand, the kind that the circus trains the bears to dance.At that moment, however, the corpse on the ground spoke."
Ahem, that, I think I can save it?
The car was good, my head fell off, my internal organs were all broken, the car logo was poked in my chest, and my intestines were flowing everywhere.The last time I was so badly injured was when I was ridden on a spinning bike by an outsider, right, you were Howard Stark?
Do you want to do this public or private?
Does the insurance I buy cover car accidents?
”The head stuck out its tongue against the ground, then stood on the ground with its cervical vertebrae and esophagus, dangling and adjusting its direction with gravity, and then a completely rotten face looked at the two of them, revealing an indescribable smile, followed by a flurry of nonsense."
God, let me go, I need to go back to the car and take out the Bible, the ugliest demon in hell has descended on earth!"
Howard's expression was full of horror, and he struggled even more violently.Su Ming pressed the bouncing Howard in front of him and rubbed his eyebrows: "Relax, this is not a devil, just a slut." ”However, Deadpool immediately protests, and his head is connected to his neck with a vein, allowing him to regain control of his body, and he rolls on the ground."
Even if you go to South Korea to have plastic surgery to make yourself look like Batman, you can't just say that I'm not the devil, I am!
You say that I'm not, or that I look down on me, the cheapest mercenary in the universe, and the victims who have been killed by me!
If you don't hold me high today and comfort my wounded weak heart, then I will resolutely not get up, hum!
Oh, by the way, if you give money, it's okay, I'll have the strength to stand up if I come to one or two hundred thousand" Looking at the chattering Deadpool, the corners of Howard's eyes gradually drooped, and he pushed his shoulders against Su Ming beside him: "It seems that he is really alive, and it sounds like he is your cousin?"
Maybe it's really the devil, the devil with a broken mouth. ”Su Ming looked at the sky and sighed, too, he had only been idle for a while when he had left Deadpool to Death before, but he knew that Deadpool couldn't stay with Death, because Thanos and Death's son had it, and Wade was just one of the spare tires.Maybe death loves Deadpool, but Thanos is more useful, and Wade can't kill people as fast as Thanos, so the effect is much smaller.Death wants to enjoy Deadpool's love, but she also wants Thanos to help her spread death, and compared to the Gothic Lori next door, death here is too affected as a rule.Su Ming sighed, the corners of his mouth deliberately turned down, and asked Howard: "Do you still have the nitro bomb you invented before?"
It's the kind of bomb that can create a singularity and squeeze a building the size of a baseball. ”"Yes, in the trunk, I'll get it."
Howard's expression was numb, Leviathan had tried to snatch the bomb and had framed Howard, but thanks to Peggy's belief in him, he had a chance to turn the tables.Although Deadpool was thinking in pieces, he had been listening to the two of them talking, and when he heard the nitro bomb, he immediately remembered the black hole grenade of the dark elves.Although he didn't die, he didn't want to be squeezed into a ball, so he immediately bounced off the ground."
I'm fine, don't take the bomb, alas, I won't give me a hundred dollars, what kind of grudge?"
Wade straightened his hood with some grievances, pulled up his mask to cover his face, and walked out step by step without recognizing his six relatives: "Cousin, do you know why you are so dark?
”Su Ming smiled and walked over and knocked on his head: "I know you want to play with memes, but I won't ask." ”"Please, ask me."
Wade showed an aggrieved expression, stuffed his intestines back into his belly with both hands, and rubbed his dirty hands on his clothes: "I came to play with you, and I have suffered a lot along the way, please." ”Su Ming rolled his eyes and nodded helplessly: "Okay, why?"
”"Because you're from DC, it's stupid to ask, quack!"
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Deadpool laughed contentedly, as a psychopath, his happiness was so simple and completely reckless