A few minutes later, a middle-aged man carrying a sack and practicing juggling a ball walked in a secluded grove on the side of the road.He kicked an irregular red orb that seemed to stick to the upper of his shoe, and the ball was so brilliant that it would have been a pleasing sight if it weren't for a rotten head."
My stupid brother, you say my ball guard doesn't look like Henry?"
Su Ming told Howard to go first, letting Gin continue with the plan that had been laid out long ago, while he carried Deadpool's corpse and kicked his head down the road, asking Wade with great interest.Wade, who was kicked in the head and hit with his knee again, finally remembered his cousin's horror, which he had forgotten when he was crazy about his cousin.Can he be blamed for this?
His brain has long been turned into a bubble of water by cancer, isn't it normal to forget things?"
Like, too similar, you're the emperor of soccer, right?
Put me down, I'm going to throw up. ”Wade's voice was very painful, don't care how he can speak without lungs and only a head, he just can, this should also be a kind of super power."
It's okay, vomit, your body is in a sack, what can you vomit without a stomach?"
Su Ming patted the headless corpse on his shoulder, picked a high ball with his ankle, used the corpse to push his head into the sky, and let the ball fall back on his feet.Wade kept retching, and the flesh on his face fell all the way: "I was wrong, Slade, I shouldn't be joking with a dark person like you, let me go, it's really good that I'm looking for you, don't you want to see my origin story?"
It's almost time now. ”Su Ming bent down and grabbed his head in his hands, and thought for a moment: "Are you sure it's now?"
Were you born 80 years ago?
”"No, I think I'm supposed to be post-90s."
Wade said he was very young."
Ninety, guess if I can kick your head to the moon and let you go with the observer?"
Su Ming laughed, Wade's brain didn't even remember his birthday, and it was useless to keep it.Deadpool rolled his eyelids and thought for a moment, and said tentatively: "I guess not, my skull is just ordinary calcium, and it can't withstand your strength at all, if you kick it hard, it will definitely burst, and your brain will be covered all over your body, how bad is that." ”"Well, that makes sense, I'd better throw your head in the toilet, why is it so hard to find an earthen toilet with a manure tank now?"
Su Ming pinched his chin and thought as if he was looking around."
Oh, usually there are toilets like this at long-distance truck rest stops, which are the kind of independent outdoor cabins, which are very dirty and have so many flies that they can fight you, but occasionally someone will leave some lace magazines or something, and I sometimes need to change my uniform in it for tasks, and my pants will get on if I am not careful" Wade suddenly remembered where there was an old-fashioned toilet, and at the same time complained that it was too difficult, and once his mind was freed, his mouth could not stop, and he couldn't wait to show his cousin his knowledge.The mercenaries have a hard time, especially the mercenaries with bad customer reviews, Wade has almost all bad reviews on the 'Mercenary Review Network', and the business is all introduced by acquaintances.He often had to go to very low-level places.Not everyone can only do high-end business like Death Knell, and Deadpool himself has to steal some detective jobs from time to time to make a living, such as looking for cats and dogs, and is often beaten up by Jessica Jones for that meager pay.Jessica also works as a detective to solve cases and earn money to eat, and she has a very serious drinking problem, and the money is never enough.So that she has no money to buy alcohol?
That is to want her life, so she chose to cripple Wade and snatch it back.Even the mercenary mimic master who has the best relationship with Deadpool often robs Wade's clients, and when asked, people always say, 'Sorry Wade, business is business'.All in all, Wade felt that he was too hard.He didn't notice the smile on his cousin's face, and he felt pain all over his body when he thought of Jessica, which was probably also a phantom pain."
Thanks, I'll go find the coach rest stop now."
Su Ming carried Wade's head and began to walk along the road in the woods.Deadpool remembered that he had reminded Death Knell of something before, and he showed a terrifying expression: "Don't!
I don't want to swim in the yellow soup!
Don't let flies lay eggs in my brain!
Slade, I was wrong, I was guilty!
I'm a post-80s, I'm a post-80s!
”Of course, Su Ming was just saying that he was not dark enough to take his little cousin to fill the manure pit.Just to scare him, lest he dare to play tricks in the future, to be honest, he's also quite curious about Deadpool's origin story.He poured Wade's body out of the sack, put the head back in, and pressed hard to make sure the interface was attached."
Okay, now that you've recognized your mistake, let's go, it just so happens that I've been arranging my recent affairs and have a few years of free time."
Deadpool held his head with both hands and adjusted his trachea, then he took out the red and black uniform from his waist bag and began to change clothes on the spot, still whispering in his mouth: "Do top mercenaries take vacations based on how many years?""
Ahem, didn't I tell you?
Super soldiers have super hearing, not to mention that I'm still by your side!
”Su Ming chiseled Deadpool's head with a hand knife, causing him to swoop into his uniform.Deadpool rubbed the top of his head and pinched his mouth helplessly, he just couldn't control it.Su Ming shook his head: "Okay, don't pretend to be innocent, then you lead the way." ”Vedra lowered his hood, a pair of small white eyes narrowed, he took out something from his backpack and handed it to Su Ming: "We use the space-time belt, I also stole the electric cable, first lend it to you, turn this pointer to this scale, and then this knob" The time is unknown in Kansas, at this time, the golden wheat field represents another harvest, and a small blue truck is driving on a rough dirt road, with a small walk-behind tractor on it, swaying with the ups and downs of the road.In the dilapidated cab sat a man and a woman, a scruffy man wearing a baseball cap and a checkered shirt stained with oil from car repairs.The blonde woman was a little sad to hold a medical examination report, unable to accept the answer that she could not have children, and continued to cry and cry all the way."
Don't cry, we can go and raise one if we don't have a child, we can't buy a Mexican baby."
The man drove the car, comforting his wife.The woman sobbed twice more when she heard this, and her expression softened a little: "Is it okay?"
”"Of course, seriously, if there was an abandoned baby on the side of the road, we could just pick it up and be our own child, didn't it all be shown on TV, the rich family couldn't handle the illegitimate child, so they put the child in a basket and send it to the church or orphanage in the middle of the night."
The man replied very easily, that he had always been an optimist, and that he loved his wife very much.The last time they went out to work together, he was shot three times, his wife was shot twice, and he was fine when he drove away with a few bags of money, but this time a check found that his wife had lost her fertility.This is a big blow, but as a male and female debut, they have robbed an unknown number of banks in three years, but they can still withstand it.