Just when the man and woman were full of beautiful visions for the future and planned to adopt a child and raise him to form a bank robbery trio, a fire crossed the sky not far away.Something, maybe a meteorite, with a long flame tail, fell into a rice field hundreds of meters away, and the earth splashed dozens of meters high, and the roaring sound made the pickup truck tremble."
Is it a meteorite?"
The woman put away the case and looked at the wake clouds in the air that had not yet dispersed.The man nodded, and the car slowed down slowly: "It should be, do you want to go over and have a look?"
Maybe meteorites can be sold for money. ”So the two got out of the car, and the woman from seat 4, although the money is very good, yes, but they have seen a lot of alien stories in the movie, and it is normal to take a gun to defend themselves.They walked through the wheat fields, and if they looked from above it was like Moses dividing the sea, the ripe wheat was parted by them and turned to both sides.After a few minutes, however, they didn't see any meteorite, and in the middle of the charred crop circle, it was a large metal object they had never seen before.It was about two meters long and one meter wide, banana-shaped, black and red, and looked a bit like a zigzag Xiang, emitting wisps of heat.The man's eyes widened, and he looked up at the sky, as if looking for something: "It seems that a giant alien flew over just now, and he pulled such a big lump above the earth!"
”The woman shook her head, and she leaned closer to the thing, and tapped it with the muzzle of her gun, making a crisp sound."
No, my dear, it's an alien ship, maybe an escape pod, you know, that's how it is played in the movies.""
So, there's someone in this metal?"
The man tugged at the bolt and raised his vigilance: "Back off baby, I'll deal with it, aliens like to put probes into human chrysanthemums, I won't let them touch you." ”The woman nodded movingly, and was about to retreat, but her knock on the spaceship just now may have touched some switch, and the-like spaceship opened like a pod, revealing the aliens inside.It was a baby, as if it were rotting, and it was watching them wave their hands and feet and make a sound.In the next second, the couple vomited wildly, and they could easily kill the pregnant bank security guard or hang the elderly depositor in front of them to block the bullets.But the moment they saw the baby, they couldn't resist the disgusting feeling, and an indescribable horror swept over their minds."
Wow!
It's disgusting, God, my sins!
Why should I see this monster to punish me?!
”The man looked like he was crazy, raised his automatic rifle and fired into the sky, venting his inner emotions.The woman, on the other hand, pinched her neck to prevent vomit from pouring up her esophagus, her eyes filled with tears, and she could only repeat the name of God back and forth.The baby let out a sneer, as if it was happy to vomit at them: "Gah?
”This sly laugh woke up the two, and the couple gradually calmed down, and after a long while, they looked at each other, and suddenly seemed to have discovered a new world."
Honey, you said this child, can we adopt it?"
The woman smiled, and she looked at the child very kindly.The man also smiled, he picked up the automatic rifle and bent down to pick up the child from the flying machine: "Why not?"
He was born to rob a bank, and even as long as we had him, we wouldn't have to shoot in the future. ”"Yes, the security guards and the police lose their mobility when they see his face, thank God that he is a gift to us."
The woman took off her coat and wrapped the child in it, and he noticed that the alien baby had been covered with a red cloak with a black D on it.The man drove the truck, dropped the tractor, and pulled the aircraft back to the farm where he was hiding, and the Wilsons were ostensibly a pair of farmers who grew corn in Kansas.They named the child Clark Wilson.And this child lived up to expectations, at the age of three he mastered all the skills needed to know to rob a bank, at the age of four he was good at using all kinds of weapons and explosives, and at the age of five he would kill people.At the same time, as an alien, he also showed super powers, that is, he has a super self-healing ability, and he will not die no matter what.It's a pity that "Die Hard 3" was released later, and the family robbed the Federal Reserve Bank like the villain in the movie.However, perhaps all humans vomit at the sight of Clark's appearance, but the prepared FBIs trained a group of orangutans and taught them to shoot.When the family infiltrated the bank vault through the sewers, the orangutans who had been ambushed condescendingly shot at the three people, and the man was unfortunately beaten into a hornet's nest by the police, leaving only the orphans and widows to escape and rely on each other for their lives.My mother is old, and the injuries she sustained in the last operation were not light, and she will not be able to return to her old job in the future.Clark found his escape pod from the barn, changed the cloak into a red-and-black tights, and named himself Deadpool.In order to support his family, he chose to go to the big city to become a mercenary: "I believe in your evil!"
”Behind a big tree not far away, Su Ming slammed Wade's dog head with his fist, and the two of them had been peeking at the changes in the family with their time and space belts, constantly jumping the timeline in years, and as a result, they saw such an experience, and he asked angrily: "This is your origin story?"
”"That's right!"
Wade nodded innocently, and he pointed to another Deadpool who was carrying several spears on his back to the side of the road to catch a ride: "I think it's very touching to become a mercenary in honor of my mother." ”"Hehe, your mother's name is Martha, too?"
The corners of Su Ming's mouth twitched, no matter how you look at it, it's all Superman's story, right?
It's just that Deadpool isn't a Kryptonite, the planet he fled from is called the 'Death Star', and his family is called the 'Death Family'.Well, it's not just Superman's story, it's even Star Wars, how can there be a naturally occurring planet called the Death Star?
And there are also the shadows of the planet of the apes and the brave island of death" She never said what her name was, what a great mother's love. ”Wade tilted his head, took out a handkerchief and blew his nose, looking very moved: "Then it's called Martha, it's a good name." ”"Don't you think it's strange to name your mother?"
Su Ming rubbed his face: "Only parents give their children names, how can it be the other way around?"
”Honestly, this origin story is too casual, right?
After copying it, it was changed too subtly.And doesn't Wade feel disgusted when he blows his nose through the mask?
Unexpectedly, Wade thought about it seriously, he nodded, and reached out to help himself and Su Ming adjust the setting of the space-time belt: "You're right, a mercenary like me should be an orphan, so that it looks dark, enough to develop to the ruthlessness and ruthlessness I am today, I thought about it!"
”After speaking, without waiting for Su Ming to express his objections, he slapped the black and red button on his belt, and the two disappeared in place again.