The neon city at night, the low and dense dark clouds, the city has always been like this, except that it seems that there has never been sunlight.It's always dangerous to be active at night, and everyone is a member of the steel jungle, either a hunter or a prey.A couple with their son had just finished watching Zorro at the cinema when the people of the city were marching because of a clown-induced incident, and they had to walk a darker alley to another road, where the faithful butler Areford was waiting for them in the car.But in the alley, they were attacked by a mob, and a man wearing a clown mask shot at the man and woman in order to grab money.The young child had a nervous breakdown, and all he remembered was his mother's scattered pearl necklace and a seven-star ladybug that had violated his biological clock and had somehow flown in front of him.This time, Su Ming simply didn't look down, he knew the end by looking at the beginning.That kid must have been named Bruce Wilson, and because his parents were killed, he grew up and decided to change the city.So he became a mercenary, and he named him Deadpool after the black and red color scheme of the ladybug he saw.The two of them were standing in the darkness at the far end of the alley, the gangster had just run in front of them, Su Ming just sighed, and said to Wade lightly, "I have something to tell you." ”"Huh?
What's wrong with Slade?
”Wade stopped what he was doing, he was going to adjust the time and keep track of this Deadpool's upbringing."
Batman has recently been infected with the Laughing Virus and the Joker Toxin, and his mental state is very unstable."
Su Ming dragged Wade out of the alley and blended in with the crowd of clowns in the parade, and the two uniformed people blended in with the masked people, which was not abrupt at all, just like a Halloween parade."
So?"
Wade's eyes widened, he didn't understand how his cousin was talking about the matter next door.Su Ming shook his head, his tone was full of sympathy: "Then you should know that if the crazy Batman wants to come over the wall and beat you, he will definitely be able to do it, right?"
”"Uh-huh, because he's Batman, Falck!"
Wade gasped and tapped his head hard: "How did I forget this?"
You must protect me, I don't want to lie in bed at a young age and spend my whole life, huh. ”"Who told you to never let Martha go?
Do you know how many times the Waynes died?
I understand that these timelines are the result of your imagination and can be thought of as some kind of unformed parallel world, and you want to graft a fragment onto the current timeline of the 40k universe as your own origin story.But you can't copy Superman, Flash and Batman, the Justice League is not so easy to do. ”Su Ming painstakingly helped Wade analyze the tragic fate he might face.On the one hand, although the barrier between Marvel and DC is a trench, it is definitely not insurmountable.On the other hand, he had to interrupt Wade before he could copy Diana's origin story and disgust him completely.Wade nodded hurriedly and helped him adjust the parameters on his belt: "That's right, let's slip away, DC is too dark." ”The two lights disappeared into the crowd again, and only a few clowns screamed around.The Wilson children were nerds, thin and short-sighted, and always blushing when they spoke.His parents died in a plane crash, he lives with his aunt and uncle, and like every loser, his greatest pleasure, in addition to playing video games with his fat friends, is to peep at the beautiful girl changing clothes on the other side.The girl was his friend's horse, and he was just an acquaintance, but this made him hallucinate that the girl was interesting to him.So when the school organized students to visit the Osborne Group's biology laboratory, he took his camera and went with him, wanting to take a picture of the girl so that he could 'use' it at home.The girl was innocent and innocent, did not recognize his sinister intentions, but generously let him take pictures.Maybe God can't look past it, but when the little boy pressed the shutter with his trembling fingers, a black and red, black widow-like spider fell from the ceiling and was bitten, and the boy was not only less nearsighted, but also had no difficulty climbing five floors in one breath.It wasn't the kind of spider who climbed the wall from outside the building, he still went up the stairs, mainly because his body was too weak to have kidneys.The spider venom corroded all of his skin, giving him super healing powers, but also disfiguring him.There was no way to go to school, and it happened that his uncle died because of someone else's robbery, so in order to avenge his uncle, he made a black and red uniform, and after killing the enemy, he chose to run away and make a living as a mercenary. ”Wade, who watched the whole process through the space-time belt, asked Su Ming a little embarrassed, and he thought the story was good.Su Ming didn't bother to hammer Wade anymore.Watching the beautiful neighbor go to work, and the Deadpool sneakily tailgating, Deathstroke shook his head: "I know your relationship with Peter is as strong and reliable as Brokeback Mountain, but put his name on your last name?"
It's kind of disgusting, bro. ”Wade scratched his head, and his tone was very puzzled: "Isn't Wilson also your last name?"
Peter doesn't blame me, his stuff is mine, my stuff is still mine, and he and I don't separate each other. ”"It's even more disgusting to think about that."
Su Ming looked at Wade with dead fish eyes: "I'm just here to help you, for your pitiful sake, I don't charge for it, but if you keep doing this, I really don't care about you." ”"Don't, don't, let's get another one."
Wade was busy holding the death knell, how could he still be popular when his cousin was not there?
The last time he was playing with Death was caught by Thanos, and then he was kicked out of the Garden of Death, and he definitely won't be able to go back for a short time.It's no fun to stay together, so he has to live forever until he is sure that he will die completely.There will always be a day when Thanos will let his guard down, and there will always be a chance for Wade to see death.Cheating is the same as stealing other things, only catch thieves every day, and there is no thief every day.So as Wade operated again and again, the two jumped around on different time segments.Su Ming has seen a lot of copycat ideas again.'
Dead Giant'?
It is Deadpool, a strong man who has been exposed to gamma radiation from the military and has no skin at all.'
Dead Thunder'?
It was Deadpool who used too much force when he raised the meow hammer and shattered the skin all over his body.'
Dead Leopard'?
It was a black version of Wakanda Deadpool, who drank heart-shaped grass and molted all over his body, and who knows how Wade came up with this kind of thing.There are also a lot of all kinds of mutant Deadpool, Inhuman Deadpool, vampire Deadpool or something Su Ming can't say anything to Wade, he understands, Wade wants to make up an origin story for himself, but this matter is absolutely impossible to rely on Wade alone, and his brain hole is not put in a normal place.The next thing is up to you.