Wade was still a little unwilling, and there were many kinds that he might not have shown to Slade, such as a baby who fell into a sewer and was corroded with skin all over his body, and then was adopted by a big rat and taught martial arts Su Ming would not give him another chance to spoil the story of the little turtles, because the D800-type Deadpool made by Skynet in the distance in front of him was bad enough."
What kind of origin story do you want?
Or do you think you are full of possibilities?
”"Am I not?"
Wade seemed even more helpless, he shouldn't have brought his cousin here, because he wasn't satisfied with anything, so he turned his head to the sky and spoke to the non-existent audience."
It's so hard for me, really, it's really hard to have a mysterious origin story.As we all know, if you want to become a charismatic and popular villain, then the origin must be vague, everyone look at the clown next door, people are very mysterious, and mystery makes men more manly. ”As he spoke, Deadpool held his waist with one hand and the back of his head with the other, posing like Marilyn Monroe, as if to prove his charm.The audience didn't hear Su Ming didn't know, but he heard it himself and was disgusted, he hammered his cousin's head with his fist: "You two are indeed mentally ill, but he is a fetishist, you are not." ”"On every level, I wouldn't be me without you, Slade, and you're the one who made me, hahahaha" Deadpool burst out laughing, pulling his face hard and grabbing his hair through his hood.Su Ming silently backhanded his sword, put his cousin on the god killer, and then smashed back and forth on the ground like carrying a bag of flour."
Achievement, huh?
Psychopathy, huh?
Parody show, right?
”"Ya Butterfly!
Don't play anymore!
”Wade hurriedly begged for mercy, although he couldn't die, it was really not comfortable to be pierced through the body, not to mention that this damn weapon was densely covered with electricity, which made his whole body itch unbearably.Su Ming shook his wrist and threw him off the sword: "You don't need to be him, you're already chaotic enough." ”Deadpool rubbed his face, and he got up from the ground to put the entrails back in his stomach, squeezing his belly hard, trying to make them fuse together quickly.He shook his head and said with some depression: "Also, our world doesn't need clowns, because each of us probably is." ”Su Ming shook his head, Deadpool had basically learned how to manipulate the space-time belt so many times, so he set a time: "If there is a choice, no one will choose such a tragic story, including him This time I will arrange it for you, you just shut up." ”Earth 40k, 1980.In the middle of Norway's ice and snow, there is a secret castle whose architecture looks Gothic, even though the Teutons never arrived so north.The castle is heavily guarded, not only hidden in the snow and dense forests, but also some drones that look like large dragonflies fly in the sky from time to time.Some soldiers in black fur coats, wearing gas masks and holding mechanically modified military dogs, walked along the established patrol route in unison even when the snow completely engulfed their calves in the harsh winter.These fur coats have a large red badge on their upper arm, a skeleton spitting out a bunch of twisted tentacles.In the polar night, there was a faint aurora in the sky, and at that moment, the patrol saw two figures walking out of the shadowy woods.It was a bit far away, and the night blocked out most of the light, and despite the fact that the men were wearing black fur coats similar to those of the others, the sentries pulled the bolts of their guns."
Stop!
Password!
”The clinker didn't mean to stop at all, but rushed into the patrol in the blink of an eye, and while crushing the mechanical dog with one kick, he stretched out his palm and struck a 360-degree whirlwind.The slapping sound was almost continuous, and the 12 soldiers of the patrol were slapped in the face almost simultaneously and slapped into the snow."
Password?
Long live the hydra!
”A gloomy German sounded.At this time, the soldiers with gold stars in their eyes saw clearly who the person was, and the first thing that caught their eyes was that the blood-red skull face was hideous in the night, and it was full of gloomy and bloodthirsty murderous aura just by speaking.Red Skull, one of the leaders of the High Council of Hydra, for some reason, suddenly appeared here.This is the base of Lady Poison, and the leaders of Hydra are not in the habit of walking with each other, and the current branch of Red Skull is located in the underground of St.
Petersburg, which is quite a distance away.Although they wondered, the soldiers did not mean to warn, but quickly got up from the ground, raised their chins and raised their fists: "Long live the hydra!"
”"Very well, soldiers, take me to your chief."
Although the words were good, the red skull's voice was still cold, as if metal was rubbing.At this time, the figure following behind the red skull gradually caught up at this time, it was Baron Zemo wearing a gray military uniform and a purple velvet cloth on his head.It's just that Zemo seems to be very uncomfortable at this time, he keeps adjusting the cloth on the top of his head, and reaches out to scratch his buttocks from time to time, maybe the pants don't fit well.He looked at the red skull as if he was about to say something, but the red skull glared at him, and he shrunk his neck and retreated.The two were welcomed into the base, and the castle was a place to entertain guests, and some capitalists, although not Hydra, had been secretly supporting Hydra, and those who performed well might have the honor of visiting the base.The real Hydra base is underground, and after receiving an affirmative reply from the lady through the communicator, the soldier leads the two through the long corridor, and the three Hydra leaders finally meet amid the sound of slogans of loyalty to Hydra.In a luxuriously decorated room, Dottie, who was wearing a long green trench coat, held a long cigarette stick in her hand, slowly adjusting the tightness of the cigarette socket, and she waved her hand to send the guards: "Go out, I have something to talk to them." ”The soldiers saluted and left the room, closing the door with them.Dottie walked to the door, leaned against the door and listened, then returned to his desk with a blank face: "Say, what are you looking for me for?"
The Norwegian branch is not under your control, and if you want me to help, then you will have to pay the price. ”As she brought the cigarette stick between her red lips and bit it, she touched the leather whip around her waist.The red skull sat on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, and patted the other sofa to signal Zemo to sit too, and then unscrewed the wine bottle on the coffee table without seeing anything, and poured wine for the two of them."
Who am I?"
Then, the red skull's appearance faded like snow under the scorching sun, revealing black and yellow armor and Su Ming's face.Dottie didn't believe it immediately, instead she took up her weapon and asked with the code: "Heavenly King Gai Di Hu?"
”Su Ming shrugged his shoulders and took a sip of wine very easily: "The landlord is a monkey." ”Nothing else, that's how neat the battle is.Dottie confirmed that the person who came was right, she sat on the arm of Su Ming's sofa with some resentment, leaned on his shoulder and said: "Boss, you are really ruthless, you left me alone in such a dark place, not to mention that you have time to come and see me, how many years have you been, I thought you forgot me." ”"It was your own idea to sneak in the Hydra in the first place, otherwise you should be underground in Hawaii now, and the soil over there is still a little different from the frozen soil here."
Su Ming patted her on the shoulder, these girls were still the same as they were back then: "Besides, you are deep lurking, it's too dangerous for me to come to you if I'm fine." ”Zemo on the side looked at Dottie, then at Su Ming, and after hammering his palm with his fist, he suddenly realized that he lifted his hood and looked like an Arab with rotten skin."
It turns out that cousin, you hid your little girlfriend in the hydra, high, really high!"
Su Ming knocked him on the head: "What little girlfriend?"
If you talk nonsense, I'll leave it to you. ”Wade showed a sly smile: "I understand, I understand, you rich people don't call them girlfriends, they call personal assistants, right?"
”"I understand your sister, shut up and go."
Su Ming didn't bother to bother with him, waved his hand like a fly, and asked him to guard the door.Clinker Wade thought for a moment and said to himself as he walked to the door, "Do we still have a sister?"
How come I don't know" Dottie began to retching when she saw Wade's face, but fortunately, as one of the Black Widows, she had strong self-control, so she held back: "So what is the boss here for?"
”"How's the Hydra's genetic engineering going?""
Hydra has been keeping a low profile in recent years, and communication between leaders is limited, if you want genetic technology, you should go to the branch in India, Garrett is obsessed with this."
Dottie whispered quickly, telling what she knew: "My branch is a graduate of chemical weapons, so in terms of human genes, there are only the most basic eugenics experiments" Hydra eugenics is to analyze the genetic characteristics of human beings, and then according to a unique set of algorithms, combine genetically matched men and women, so that they can produce offspring that inherit the advantages of both parties as much as possible.As a hydra, while enjoying so many benefits, it is naturally bound by the rules.Both men and women, the reproduction of offspring is subject to the organization, and their offspring are also raised by the organization, and they only recognize the hydra and not their parents.After the children are born, they are first screened for genes to see if they meet the theoretical expectations, and then these children will be strictly guarded until they enter the Hydra Academy for brainwashing education.The basis of this theory is the bloodline theory that comes from the mustache, that is, the theory of the superiority of the Aryans.Hydra doesn't fully agree with this claim, but genetically they believe that through generations of eugenics, they will be able to create new humans in the future.The more superstitious they are about the division of the nine-headed true god, the more enthusiastic they are about it, and they believe that in the future, there will be new human beings who will become divine messengers and saviors.Of course, if there really is any savior for Hydra, it will not be good news for other forces.Su Ming didn't need any advanced genetic technology, he was here to ask for someone: "So you also have a newborn baby here?"
”Dottie smiled, she reached out and stroked her long blonde hair: "There are more than 50,000 people in my branch, all of them are Hydra maniacs, genetic eugenics and development to the point that sex chromosomes can be easily modified, so half male and half female, and there will be babies at all times." ”She wouldn't ask what was the use of having a baby at the death knell, she had seen even the darkest things.Su Ming nodded with satisfaction: "At that moment, we will choose a child who may get cancer in the future, it doesn't matter whether he is intelligent or beautiful, the main thing is that he has a high chance of cancer around the age of thirty." ”Dottie lowered her head and thought for a moment, "If we go now, we might be able to grab a few from the crematorium." ”Wade: "???
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